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Good memes only edition
mämmi
>>57974225
Second for /balt/
nth for BINKAS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCcVrLcGD7k
What's with all the commotion outside DDDD:
anibe.
>>57974225
W E W U Z
E
W
U
Z
nuke sweden
Hello everyone
I had it coming, should have spent today studying instead
http://strawpoll.me/7388525
>>57974664
>>57973860
Why do people continually confuse Russians with humans?
Yes, they share certain visual similarities but they are not people in the sense that you and I are. To use a metaphor they are a siberian husky to our grey wolf. If you squint your eyes and block your ears a siberian husky could possibly be mistaken for a grey wolf but, in the end, they're still a siberian husky.
They don't think like us. They don't talk like us. They don't act like us -- they aren't us. Don't be deceived.
Inshallah brothers
>>57974741
yes halo this is tones
>>57974709
hmm
I'll be careful in the future
BINKIS
PINGAS
I
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S
>>57974835
Is he the sickest cunt in the world?
BUNKIS
Which one is pure true balt?
>>57974951
This one.
yabby innit
>>57974922
yes i am siccest cunt in worl
>>57974709
>they are a siberian husky
Like smth bad.
>>57974958
>>57975053
God bless Tony "The sickest Cunt" Abbott
>>57975030
Watch out mate he'll fucking snip ya
>>57974917
ONLY DIET IS PINGAS AND GASH MATE
Indigenous aussie memes are so bizarre
Piesēdies, Vēja māte
Sausas egles galiņā
Kamēr mani bāleliņi
Pāri ies jūriņai
Minat, brāļi, zobentiņus
Šai zemē stāvēdami
Tā mīsim naideniekus
Citā jūras maliņā!
https://youtu.be/NhrQRiU9eAQ
why do aussies love memes and balt so much?
>early morning shitposting shift
low quality bants
Ya can't bone the tone
>>57974709
Well observed
>>57975236
Jauka bija eglite balta sa ksa tita
zara gala supojas bruna vaverite :DDDDDDDDDDDD :D :D :D :::DDDDDDD
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgpnoG0Hx94
>>57975308
>"Yeah, that sure is a one tasty onion."
Do you like my new meme, Aus? (pls say yes)
>>57975265
why do slavs love humans so much they came from space to save us from reptilians?
>>57975236
Butifel
>>57974951
the one with the flags.
>>57975393
>slavs
>loving a real human bean
bink :DDDDDDDD
bunk :DDDDD
;FfffffddDdd
AAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGH
>>57975236
Meža gali meža gali
citi īsi citi gari
kurš man dos vara cirvi
meža galus līdzināt
>>57975470
>VB
FUCKING NORMIES
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>57975470
ahaha so funny senpai )) pls post more ))
>>57975495
You're a big rig
>>57975495
The only reason I know that game is 'cause the guy who made it also went on and made the trash that is WarZ
He was Russian too, go figure
>>57975535
FOR STU
BRAVO LATVIA you piece of shit commies
>>57975636
*muffled maxima sounds in the distance*
Gas the races kike war now.
Påsk?
>>57975636
>here have an edited image
Also what do the numbers mean, Mason?
>>57975729
>Påsk
:DDDDDDDDDDDD
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
succ
>>57975783
Why is he running with a knife in his hand? It is dangerous and he can harm fellow people while running around with a knife in his hand.
Do the Baltic people eat fairy bread?
cyкa ))))
>>57975856
>fairy bread
sounds something like a faggot would eat
so no
>>57975856
They can't afford to have more than two colours in their food
>>57975856
Haven't seen it in the store, chap.
>>57975856
no and I have never seen in my entire life that someone would eat it.
>>57975856
can I make it myself?
Hey true blue
>>57976003
Looks like a burnt bun made of sand
Wouldn't eat
>>57975856
>Australian cuisine
r8 me, lads
>>57976048
that is just a regular bread
>>57976071
10/10
>>57976071
hit the gym you fat cunt
>You will NEVER (NEVER EVER, not even ONCE) get fucked in the ass by a qt Latvian named Yuri
>>57976000
is this some kinda paradox
>>57976135
>latvian
>yuri
Bad meme, bad post
>>57976071
is that you skippy?
btw you should work on your arms m8
>>57976199
>t. igor
>tfw want to have a wank but mum is sitting in the next room
>>57976135
>>You will NEVER (NEVER EVER, not even ONCE) get fucked in the ass by a qt Latvian named Yuri
I'm
L O V I N G
O
V
I
N
G
this meme
>>57976156
>those compliments
>>57976245
>>57976239
Bad memes, bad posts
>>57976241
kek I wanked a lot of times even if there were people in the room and they never found out
t.ninja wanker
Easter?
>>57976156
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFsfP_5AcQ4
>>57976295
Y r u dresd as rusjan??
Becoming Ausboo, lads.
>>57976369
He's appropriating Latvian culture
>>57976241
I can't look at my mum after doing this, I feel like she knows and pities me.
:DDDDDDD
;DDDDDx
>>57976471
Bad meme, bad post. We dont even use russia AK's like Lithuania.
>>57976539
t. igor
>>57975856
No, only fairy cakes for Easter.
Does he back the blackcaps?
>>57976295
Political correctness thinks words can hurt you
>>57976318
Teach us your ways.
its fucking hot m80s
>>57976564
Bruce, y u bully
>>57976588
looks shit
>>57976658
I believe not everyone could do this. The thing is that I can cum without using my hands, to be honest I don't really need any porn or anything but that way it would be a lot harder to do it kek also I haven't done it many times cuz I don't think it is healthy.
The Baltic people must embrace the fairy bread.
>>57976810
only with rye bread
>>57976810
Send me some
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqIsc8ooXug
>>57976810
>Australians
>Not americans in denial
>>57976954
This was actually a lyrically thought provoking piece.
>>57977000
Labi skaitļi
>>57977032
Paldies.
>>57976539
>Latvians don't even have M113s
>>57977053
Vienmēr laipni
>>57977167
Latvians are cucks.
>>57977211
Estonia has more Russians.
>>57977167
Nice apc, we're gonna get more CVR(t)'s
>Be Latvian
>Buying milk
>Roof collapses
>>57977264
false
>>57977000
Trips of truth.
>Be Latvian
>Buying milk
>Accidently put bolsheviks in power
>>57977377
Okay that was funny
>>57976685
i know, it's 13C and wearing a hoodie is optional :DDD
>>57977280
>CVR(t)'s
>>57977569
Cheaper and only slightly worse considering its a recon vehicle.
Nice artillery though.
>>57977569
>one of the main requirements was getting them delivered soon
>our "army" is a student neglecting studies all year desperately trying to catch up last evening before exams
>>57977657
>Buying guns from anglos
tere tere vana kere
>>57977723
And you bought the armament for the Boxer from jews and the vehicles itself for the eternal teuton.
>>57976805
You can cum just by talking with a girl? dumn, lad.
oh shit
>>57977723
You're posting in a half Anglo general now.
>>57978060
Sarah Jessica Parker begins her final transformation. Soon she will enter her cocoon to complete the process in near complete privacy and shielded from predators.
this is what happens when you don't satisfy your gf
>>57977723
P-please buy our stuff
Drinking with my m8s right now
>>57978248
say hi to your mates
>>57978218
P-please gift us your stuff
>>57978329
Mkay, I will.
What are you doing tonight?
>>57977657
>only slightly worse
>t. Latvian military expert
>>57978392
i was hoping to go out and do some grafiti, but it's starting to rain so most likely just chill with my mates and have a beer or four or more :D
Why does lithuania bully small latvia
>>57978483
Raining? Where are you right now? Tallinn?
It's pretty warm and nice in Tartu by the way.
>>57978458
Lithuanian Boxer canon is the same as our Scimitars canon. The boxer has better armor because its an armored fighting vehicle, the scimitars armor isnt that good as the boxers, because it's a R E C O N vehicle. Also both if our vehicles have SPIKEs.
Will you actuallu have a normal discussion or are you going to meme?
>>57978525
>Latvia
I think you mean the Duchy of Livonia lad.
>>57978525
So the even smaller estonia can have a good childhood.
>>57978655
Duchy of Courland and Semigallia AND the Duchy of Livonia.
>>57978036
pffft no I don't, you don't understand.
>>57978595
yeah, tallinn represent, it's warm and all, whole day has been super chill weather, but now it seems it's indoors mode activate
>>57978629
All our Boxers will have AT missiles except for the 4 command ones. What will you use to transport your troops? You basically have no APCs and you only have 60 Humvees. How many of your scimitars are recon versions?
>>57978595
piro season is open already?
>>57978833
Veel mitte. Järgmine või ülejärgmine nädal algab seoses tudengipäevadega.
>>57978918
uus rektor tuleb avama ka? vanasti aaviksoo käis küll kohal, kasti õllega muuseas kek
>>57978803
We have all of the CVRt models except the old AT one. I think our SPIKEs will go on the Scimitars and all of the ones we will be getting are going to be redone in UK so they would be like factory new, with some improvements.
The Spartan model is the troop carrier.
Also your government has been smarter in terms of deffense than ours, we're only just now raising our spending to 2% of the GDP. Just give us a little bit of time, we'll arm up.
>>57979043
We're not at 2% either ;)
>>57979181
But you've had a better government than ours for the past 25 years. Our guys are just now waking up and realising its not that good being greedy fuck who promise, but dont deliver.
>>57979252
>But you've had a better government than ours for the past 25 years.
>either sociadeldemocrats aka literally former commie party members even their colors are red or conservatives who don't want to spend a penny on anything and would rather save
yeah sure
>>57979043
Why didn't Latvia get M113s in the past? Why did you decide to buy CVR(t)s? What are your future military acquisitions? We're getting PzH2000s M577 V2s and Bergepanzer-2s
>>57979252
Artuss vēl pa saimu ar savu kameru ņemās?
Drinking with my gf right now
>>57979303
>even their colors are red
Like 80+% of major left-wing parties use red no matter how left they are.
I'm sure the conservatives use blue too right?
>>57979303
We were doing quite good up till 2008 economy crisis. Still havent economically fully recovered from that and the constant fighting between the two right wing latvian leading parties on the matter of who gets which ministry and who gets more funding doesnt really help.
>>57979400
get out
Are gommies or socialists popular in Latvia?
Russki opinion not relevant.
>>57979429
Two right wing parties?
Since when do we have two?
>tfw 12 hours of dark souls 3 in a row
I can feel happiness again.
>>57979359
We also might be buying NASAMS.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NASAMS
http://www.15min.lt/naujiena/aktualu/karo-zona/a-784-554093
>>57979422
>I'm sure the conservatives use blue too right?
Yup.
>>57979460
hehe, make me
>>57979422
our conservatives use red
>>57979514
>You'll never play dark souls with Estonian m8
>>57979561
Weirdos.
>>57979495
greens are technically right wing
>>57979514
where are you right now in game?
>>57979422
red - "liberal" (socially liberal) socialist/commies/tax-sluts
blue - "traditional" conservatism/borderline-nazi
green - obvious choice for treehuggers
yellow - "progressive" (economically liberal) neoliberals or whatever the term is
>>57979359
One of the CVRt models will act as a recovery vehicle like the Bergerpanzer and im guessing we didnt get the M113s because of our previous government cutting all the military funding and going full "MUH NATO WILL PROTECT US". Cant really say i know whats our next big to get for the army. Currently we are arming the national guard with g36's and last year i think we got a new patrol ship.
>>57979380
Neesmu īpaši sekojis viņa aktivitātēm, zinu, ka taisās partiju taisīt.
>>57979495
Vienotība center right
Zemnieki right
Nacionālie right
Was talking about Vienotība and Zemnieki fighting.
>>57979645
>mfw it's actually true for Lithuania
>>57979653
Your Navy is larger than ours, right? Why are you investing in ships rather than ground vehicles or air defense?
>>57979634
Beat the dancer with the great ass in the church. I've been dicking around wasting time a lot, spending souls to buy boss armors I never wear.
>>57979611
They are centrist.
Nacionālā apvienība are the only truly right wing party in Latvia.
Not that political spectrum affiliations matter here. The political spectrum of every politician in Latvia is dead center when it comes to their bank account.
>>57979525
Neat.
We have these
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/RBS_70
>>57979252
If nothing happened in Ukraine ours milltary would probably still be at a shit state desu..
>>57979576
I'll think of you whenever I do the slavsquat emote.
>>57979836
We have those too.
>when gf gets batman undies, but you like spidey
cruel
>>57979791
i'm at Yhorm the Giant, that bastard killed siegmeyer of catarina
>>57979811
they are conservative m8
god bless latvia
>>57979701
if you follow this logic all parties are right wing
>>57979893
>not iron man
Dump her
>>57979945
LATVIJA LATVIJA LATVIJA
>>57979783
Yeah i think ours was larger. The last 5 ships we got were designed and built by us and i have no idea why did we make 5 ships instead of getting maybe a few helicopters or ground vehicles.
>>57979811
Zemnieki are right wing as well, but NA is further down the right path, they are the true conservative and traditional value holders. If only they'd get more votes and clean up their party up a little bit.
>>57979955
Nah, vienotība is center right on paper, but they are kinda center left in life.
>>57979926
I was a complete retard in that fight. I didn't realize I can charge up the sword from his room to do a massive anime attack. I just whacked at his toes for a while.
>>57979974
>iron man
kill yourself
>>57979945
DIEVS SVĒTĪ
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>>57980016
>true conservative and traditional value holders
What are those exactly? By that I mean, what are traditional Latvian values.
I've always wondered.
well, to each his own i guess
>>57979974
>not Moon Knight
>>57980143
>not the thing
>>57979945
neonazis on the rise!!!! what de fug how can europe union allow this...
which one would you choose?
>>57980049
>not liking iron man
Shit taste
>>57980212
This, latvians are commies and commie enablers.
>>57980202
the green one, or the cpt hamburger slut :DDD
>>57980266
This.
Latvians should never be trusted.
>>57980111
Dats dīp.
I've always thought it's having a big strong family, being proud of your culture, not shoving it away for PC points, latvian language being one of the most important things and so on.
>>57980202
red
>>57980289
>>57980266
And here i though /balt/ was finally having a normal discussion.
>>57980111
mostly language and culture/traditions
>>57980202
ur mum
>>57980355
Yeah, /balt/
I've been forced away to jerk off and watch YouTube videos
>>57980369
And history
>>57980271
>the cpt hamburger slut
>>57980391
You can always participate and tell us about the political situation in australia.
>>57980434
what? this one :DDD
>>57980407
the only history we have is the 16th of march
and that shit is cancer
>>57980450
I'm the only Australian here and none of you would understand, I don't want to exclude the majority
t. nice guy
>>57980296
Seems like a similar answer I myself have come to. Latvian values are an emotional response, a feeling if you will. All bound by a common language and history without any actual structure, method or ideology.
It's quite weird. I'd also like Latvian values to reign supreme in Latvia for all times yet I can't seem to name a single purely latvian value.
>>57980289
This
>>57980547
>yet I can't seem to name a single purely latvian value.
being a commie enabler
>>57980497
Thats part of our modern history.
And why do you think its cancer?
t. Participant of legionnaire day
Discuss
>>57980613
When I was younger I was so pissed off at that episode
>>57980528
:/
>>57980547
Doing everything to secure the existance and future of Latvia is a value.
Patriotism/nationalism if you will.
>>57980681
So in which way does the water spin?
>>57980613
cuckstamp
>>57980581
This.
It's also sad how they praise their dead commie riflemen so much.
>>57980681
Do you guys feel real pride for your non-culture?
>>57980590
we already have a day to memorate fallen soldiers, that is 11th of november
16th march is useless and just a blatant provocation
>>57980581
>>57980757
We had a deal with Lenin, we put him in power in Russia he stays out of Latvia.
He held up his end of the bargain. Well, until his death, that's when Stalin shat on his legacy and took us on a ride.
>>57980778
So is 9th of may. They are literally celebrating the occupation of Latvia.
And conaidering the shit the legionnaires went thourgh they kinda deserve their own day, I've always thought 11th november more of a rememberance day for the independance war fallen.
>>57980736
In the bath it goes counterclockwise but I've seen it go the other way in sinks
It's just bullshit lad
>>57980892
t. latvian rifleman
>>57981050
t. Red Estonian Rifleman
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Estonian_Red_Riflemen
t. outernationalist red dick man
>They're on about the riflemen again
>its THAT estonian again
>>57980911
"they do it too" is not an argument
babababadaba
baa ba bap
badabadabada
baa ba bap bap
Can an Estonia honestly answer this please?
Why does Estonia have so many left wing and socialist parties?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_political_parties_in_Estonia
I'm going to take a shit and there's nothing you can do about it
>>57981406
dunno, they are non-existent in reality
there is only one true left party and that is the social-democrats
the others have probably 2 members that are 90 years old because i've literally never even heard about them
>>57981484
pls dont do it
>>57981526
Do your social "democrats" hold any important office?
Do Westerners unironically like slavic accents?
>>57980202
ur mum
>>57981656
No we hate them, go away.
>>57981589
No, but they hold ur mum while I fuck her lmao
>>57981589
yes, it is traditional to give the opposition a seat or two in government
the ministry of social affairs has the leader of the SD and probably some insignificant portfolio was given to them too as bargain, but i don't know what and if even
>>57981733
Fugg, we've managed to keep the gommie russian party out of holding any ministry seats.
>>57981784
it's a goodwill thing to bee honesto, the minister of social affairs has practically no power in legislative procedures and is cucked by the coalition government (not always a good thing imho, but that's how it is)
>>57981713
>we
>>57981859
ur mum does
>>57981910
Thank you for the answers :^)
>>57981959
t. Slavic accent holder
You too go away
>>57982013
Mēs neesam rietumnieki
>>57981713
>you
>Westerner
>>57981966
no stop lying iceland
>>57982036
Kas tad esam? Pēc Eiropas teiktā, skaitāmies pie ziemeļniekiem.
Do you, people, get offended by jokes about ur mum?
>>57982156
not really
>>57982156
Yes, very.
>>57982119
Austrumeiropieši.
>>57982156
i take it as an instant reminder that i'm dealing with 8 year old imbeciles tee bee han
>>57982206
ur mum doesn't mind dealing with 8 year olds too :DDD
>>57982156
I only makes jokes about moms because I secretly have serious mommy issues.
>>57982156
my mum is not urs mum
>>57982156
I'm offended on at least 6 levels of irony
>>57982197
>>57982191
so whom should I believe?
>>57982156
I don't get offended by anything on /balt/
>>57982203
Pēc kādiem parametriem?
>Northern Europeis the northern part or region ofEurope. Although no definitive borders or definition exist for the term, geographically speaking, northern Europe can be said to consist of (from west to east):Iceland, theFaroe Islands,Ireland,Great Britain,Scandinavia,Northern Germany,Finlandand theBaltic States.
>>57982341
well if a person that I don't know would joke about my mother in real life I would be quite mad.
>>57982156
On balt no one gives a fuck about ur mum jokes, because its all shitpost and jokes.
In real life its usually used as an insult.
>>57982341
putin
>>57982378
>anime
haha WOW
I sometimes (against my will) imagine my mum being actually fucked by one of you and it offends me a bit tbqh.
>>57982481
>irl
>mum jokes
what the fuck kind of nigger culture do you live in?
>>57982525
Ur mum wasnt offended last night in bed lmoa
>>57982525
kek you are one twisted motherfucker
>>57982525
What if I treat her nicely and make her my gf?
>>57982595
it was a really really tiny offense lmao
>>57982557
ur mums vagina lmao
>>57982557
You havent been through primary school?
>UR MUM IZ FAT COW Xddddddd
>>57982631
Ur benis is really really tiny lmao
>>57982659
so latvians are apes already in primary school
i don't know if i should be surprised or not
>>57982400
Kadri kātu visu laiku saka, ka mēs esam nacisti, ienīstam gejus, sauc rietumeiropiešus par muhamediem un saka, ka rietumos visi ir deģenerāti, bet, kad jāizliekās, ka esam bagāti utt, tad uzreiz teiks ka esam rietumnieki.
Vienkārši nē.
>>57982736
Stop acting like ur mum jokes wasnt a thing in Estonia.
Just stop.
>>57982801
...but they're not. they don't translate to our culture and they sound stupid as fuck is anyone tries so no one does because everyone will think you're literally retarded if you do
>>57982766
Tur mav nekāda ar bagātību vai mūsdienu değenerāciju,. Pēc ğeogrāfiskā novietojuma esam ziemeļos.
>>57982519
Anime is a compliment, not an insult
>>57982873
Its like that here also. At least in my school the wierd kid kept telling them trying to be funny, never imagined that in the future ill be the one spouting these as a shitpost on a mongolian bow crafting forums.
>>57983011
>he has pictures of anime stored on his device
>>57983021
>the outcast who watches a couple of american nigger humour shows and goes on to blast everyone with "yo mama" jokes
these people should be drowned in the toilet before they grow up and make it to politics or wherever the sacks of shit that amount to nothing go to
Whats up with Estonia?
I get Lithuania because of assisted suicide and all, but Estonia?
>>57983129
>he doesn't
:)
https://youtu.be/a0Hsqe6g_4U
>>57983191
>he does
>>57983151
Just imagine
>mr.president explain your sudden change of plan in term of economy
>bcz ur mums fat lol xD
>>57982620
my daddy will be mad then
>>57982873
>Estonians are so autistic - they don't even make mum jokes
>>57983220
>he was somehow able to justify to himself that not having anime images on your computer is normal
>>57983247
i took care of yo mamas economy last night if you know what i mean haha lmao jesus christ i am dead inside and everyone knows
>>57983298
tvaju mat
premium nigger culture ;)
>>57983298
>russians are so autistic - they actually inject bleach into their veins
>>57983339
>he has MULTIPLE anime images on his system
>>57983425
New
>>57983346
>Estonians are so autistic - they can't handle the bantz
>>57977377
wew lads
wew last
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