/asean/ theme song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_QhB5PNb9g
>>57972449
Pertamax for Tsumugi Kotobuki
>>57972529
Hehehe
>>57972449
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80pLMReKClw
sigh
>>57972442
how does flipbong do it?
>>57972697
By being a kuk
>>57972449
>Obviously it's this
;__;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnmueYll5Wo
Incest is the purest form of love.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1ewwkIApUE
Season 2 is coming out next month lads, make sure to not miss it.
>>57972629
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c37RUc8g8QI
>>57972783
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IETCHSPAdxE
>>57972697
I speak Butuanon primarily. but I speak bisaya, tagalog and english secondarily
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DRvX5fnDXc
>>57972855
>Butuanon
>Bisaya
what's the difference? isn't it just a dialect of it?
>>57972739
Yuru
>>57972845
isn't tambay NEET?
>>57972905
>what's the difference? isn't it just a dialect of it?
>>57972845
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsCmhRnchHM
I've always wanted to visit Thailand, what's it like there?
Do you shave your hair below /asean/?
>>57972978
prove me wrong then?
I can understand you fine when you speak boneranon
>>57973045
I trim, not shave
>>57973007
experience the entirety of asia by just visiting your closest chinatown
>>57973045
Yes :3
Need any help? I don't mind shaving each other in the bathtub
>>57973045
Shaving makes it itchy.
>>57973150
Thailand is so beautiful though
Ughh pameme YouTube flip post are so toxic look how it ruined the thread.
We've talked about this
>>57972937
This is why you're cucked by nigger, you fucking chink.
tang ina niyo matulog na kayo
>>57973045
Once in a while if ithey get too long.
Why do you ask?
>>57973045
I shave my legs, is that count?
>>57973216
Watch how he will just post more
>>57972999
Abra's really short
>>57972739
My friend's sister gives my friend handjobs in his home during college holidays and breaks. They're atheists and they say they have been doing this since high school after they watched porn together. No penetration though
>>57973174
>>57973223
Shaving helps you cool off this hot summer season. It's a bit itchy but worth it. ;3
asean is so weeb-ish and gay
best general
>>57973007
just like any other SEA countries, it's pretty hot and humid which would be uncomfortable to most people who are not used to that kind of climate.
most tourists go there to visit the temples, for sextourism, and they also have pretty good beaches.
>>57972999
>>57972449
I think asean theme song should have asean culture but what you choose hear like western or US music
>>57973270
Faggot
hooray for teleseryes
>>57973299
>They're atheists
and this relates to your story how?
>>57973301
It also wont annoy you too much if you shave it compared to letting it grow, making it a little bushy.
>>57973412
the songs posted here are all about gay people
>>57973326
Want me to sexually harass you, Mr. Slavman?
>>57973412
Can /east asia/ general as friendly as /asean/ general?
>>57973497
What spurged the try hard posting again?
>>57973545
Only if a certain Australian shitposter stops shitposting.
Sooooooo, basically never.
>>57973597
/asean/ is full of faggots
nothing more is implied
>>57973361
Nice. Do they like Americans?
>>57973663
As long as you're white, sea women will loves you. Not even meme.
>>57973662
Usually someone is mad again when fb tier pics and YouTube links starts popping up
>>57973807
no you're just paranoid and hasn't been following the last threads
>>57973727
kek
>>57973750
What if you are a white woman?
>>57973727
I wonder what happens inside there
>>57973476
It sucks for boys if they get an erection.
>>57973853
>What if you are a white woman?
The men will rape you
>>57973896
it's a pub
>>57973848
Just an observation
>>57973497
Oh.
I try to find traditional but modern Hawaiian music.
Then that could be meaningless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXkJCUGpIM4
>>57973896
Looks like bullshit to me tbqh
>>57973993
why did you post hawaiian music? they're not SEA
>>57973909
>tfw imagining multiple semi-sharp pubic hairs stabbing your penis
I feel bad for the pain they have to go through.
>>57973299
Hot
/asean/ theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxBhZqBYtDk
>>57974032
Yes they are SEA. From colonial Madagascar to Hawaii. Except Papua and Australia. Fuck their abos shit.
>>57974187
They're austronesian people, but they're not SEA.
>>57973299
Your friend, yeah right
Do foreign YouTubers ever get famous in Asia? How and why?
>>57973545
East Asian union
All United Nations including China hate that so we can't.
US and Russia want to be No.1
France and UK know if east Asia conected, their hate concerned with history or historical resercher's note move to white's countries which progressed colonization before.
Then white's companies are expeled from east Asia that contain most population.
China fear that their lies may be revealed by Japan.
>>57973497
I want to say culture of small island can be accepted by Japanese and US.
Asean is much too bigger than Hawaii so you can like that.
do you like the smell of your unwashed dick /asean/ ?
me yes, its make me aroused and feel like to love myself even more
>>57973663
you guys are alright, I guess.
>>57974032
he's the hawaiiboo from the asian friendship thread.
>>57974454
Yes, somewhat.
All they have to do is be lazy and go for shitty react vids or take vids from others like Slo Flo. Or, be a "Let's Play" channel like Pewdiepie.
There's one guy in my class that loves talking about Smosh vids to the point I had to tell him to shut up.
But really all you need to do is,
a)Make let's play and act stupid while playing
b)Take some prank vid and share it
c)Make an "x react to Y" vid
>>57974641
Hell no.
I-it's gross...
>>57974454
English
>>57974609
I don't follow what you're trying to say
>Be Flip
>Tfw earning $18 a day instead of $15 an hour
Communism when
>>57974047
At least that would make their penis look a bit bigger, so they're willing to take the pain.
>>57974824
So all you have to do is be entertaining?
Well, like that girl VenusAngelic got famous in Asia and now she's living in Japan. How do you get internet famous in Thailand though?
>>57974910
So for English learning purposes? That's kind of cool.
>>57975355
no,they get known here because we can understand english just fine
>>57975355
>>57974454
To be fair, most of youtubers here are cringe as fuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1upNx18jJ1U
I watch her ironically though
when did /asean/ become gay
>>57974977
wage gap sucks mane. my last job gave me 7 burgerbux/day, and that's not including cuts for sss/pag-ibig/philhealth.
doing online jobs make more money for less time.
>>57974972
At first, Hawaiian clothes don't hide their nipples so whites think thouse should be banned and Hawaiian culture had no value. Not only fura but also Hawaiian song banned.
But they made new clothes and new song. Thouse follow western common sense but keep Hawaiian air. (Sorry, person who invented Hawaiian clothes was Japanese. Then Hawaian and Japanese had strong connection against whites.)
>>57975493
>2008
>check online job
>these cucks bid for 0.50cents a work an hour
they might as well do it for free
>>57974454
They're pretty popular here.
Why?
Because of the (cringy) energeticness.
Atleast this guy sometimes does comfy lets plays and never freak out too much.
https://www.youtube.com/user/MetalCanyon
>>57974972
In addition, at first, Japan mistaked by imitation of western culture.
Whites said to us that yellow monkey pretend whites. Our imitation didn't get any care.
However, Ukiyoe, Ninja, Samurai, Kimono, Sakura, anime, Kawaii, and so on, can be accepted in the world.
I think what is imortant is fusion of tradition and modern world.
>>57974454
Only a few of them are well known here since most of Indons can't into English.
Higa has quite a following and Pewdiepie is famous with the female "gamers" for reasons I would never know.
Once I asked some of my female friends who followed him about those games he played and they simply replied with
"Just watch his videos anon"
"Gee, I want your opinions"
"Oh I don't know, I don't play the game myself"
What the fucking fuck
>>57976214
I feel ya bro.
I swear, any game Pewdiepie plays just gets overloaded with autism afterwards.
Do you ever thought about sucking dick?
>>57972529
>>57976361
N-no!
I swear i never thought of that!
>>57975462
>>57975471
>>57975919
>>57976214
Oh cool thanks.
>>57976361
That's my plan if I can turn to be a girl for a day.
>>57976538
Is that a yes?
You pervert!
>>57975355
Yes, pretty much.
>>57976736
If I were a girl, I would find a feminine looking guy and turn him into my pet and suck him off :3
>>57976361
no but maybe sakurahime makes me do that his head
You guys can suck my dick anytime if you know what i mean
>>57976775
I-i didn't say yes!
I swear i'm not a pervert!
>>57973993
i like lisa ono rendition of bengawan solo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_OgfGdv0x8
based japan
>>57977003
Get a fucking trip so I can filter you, you fucking faggot.
>>57977003
You are already blushing. Maybe I can be your first :)
>>57976956
So...yes ?___?
>>57976956
I'm slowly brainwashing you to suck dick
>>57976936
Good idea, senpai. Femdom is always best option.
>>57977162
https://youtu.be/1hvdpavLYGk?list=PLC4j-1OlnThhKCvWD1Oqoodf5gFyNwhWy
>>57977186
Yeah nah.
I'm gonna stay this way so there's nothing you can do to stop me!
>>57977296
Joke on you, I found a way to filter you.
Keep being a faggot.
>>57972449
You guys have tight pussies. Literally perfect for thick white cock.
how do you feel about local youtubers in your cunt
>>57977235
>TFW no femdom gfriend
>>57977360
>yellow+brown fever bule
baka, kill yourself desu senpai
>>57977360
Fuck off, Jake.
Now go back to watching your wife getting pounded by a nigger.
>>57977485
just fuck me up senpai
>>57977485
Cringe as fuck. Their joke isn't even funny.
>>57977488
Is femdom allowed in Yurism?
>>57977612
>femdom
>both of them are sadistic
It's not going to work
>>57977488
>tfw no femdom gf to bully my dick everytime I wake up
iktf senpai
>>57977485
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9K4c0b_byFk
you tell me
>>57977684
>>57977636
>tfw no femdom gf to put vibrator in her and play with it in class
>>57977198
are you sakurahime?
>>57977752
>implying she will not put vibrator on your anus then suck your penis when in lunch break at toilet then
Frankfurters and chocolate bananas are tasty.
>>57977436
Now my mind is filled with pervy thoughts. Look at what you done to me ;___;
>>57977612
Yes :3
>>57977684
;__;
Why must god be so cruel to us
SEA boys are very good at going through my hand. White cucks can't get through it.
>>57978092
how 'bout niggas from da hood? too big 4 u?
goodnight
>>57978165
Good night.
>>57977811
Yes, are you into femdom?
>>57977752
>>57977870
All these feels man...why?
>>57978449
thas rite, go suk on dat teenie ass white dick
>>57977485
Excellent writing, but the acting can be improved.
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPCXixIY2kw ] (Where this GIF comes from)
Clips below where they have other people the main acting parts / supporting cast roles are my personal favourites.
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P41F1dlJj70 ]
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymyy0fjpCa0 ]
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwLc-Rc88vU ]
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2Xmkg3HRp0 ] (Even the dad acts decent...)
>>57978569
are you?
you're pretty aggressive desu
>>57978092
That's rude senpai
>>57979083
Yes, I like to be dominated by a qt girl.
I bet deep down you wanna make me your qt catboi :3
>>57978612
Where is he from? Why do they speak so much English?
>>57979466
singapore
you can tell because they are chinese
you should smile some more,/asean/
>>57979548
yeah because only singapore has chinese people amirite
>>57977485
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEylpM-CkQw
waifus
>>57979667
well,it's not called chinlaysia right?
>>57979793
r-r-right?
surely the name isn't lying
>>57979793
y-you actually have a point there...
Chingapore has a certain ring to it tbqh
>>57979548
People in Singapore speak English?
>>57979958
yes they do,sometimes with if its a malay they speak like robots
>>57979958
yeah it's our main language actually
>>57980058
HAHAHAHA
>>57980058
>>57980058
I miss my dog
>>57980058
>no femdom gfriend
>now see sad story about a cat who missed her doggie friend
Damn it, when will this feels train end?
>>57980019
>>57980089
Wtf I love Sinapore now!
>>57980058
Adopt another cats, solve the problem.
>>57979333
no,you are appreciated
>>57980279
>Singapore will be full of EOP bules in your lifetime
>>57980279
no you don't, this island is a chink island
>>57980368
I hope so
>>57980413
What's wrong with that? Singapore is so safe.
>>57980058
Is this now a YLYL thread?
>>57980356
No?
B-But I'm your cute cat
>>57980666
>>57980761
meow meow :3
Post dope song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzv-vXFptcg
>>57980895
no,you are a respectable human being,not a cat
please come back
>Scroll through to see if there is any of my country
>none
Good
>>57981307
Will you into femdom if I come back?
>>57979466
He from [FLAG].
>Why do they speak so much English?
You can thank the benevolent British Empire for that.
>>57979548
You high?
>>57980019
You ever hear of Singaporean Malay though?
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqnvdpExf2c&t=1m3s ]
It made rounds around the Malaysian FB-sphere and gave users a big collective orgasm because it's not everyday they get to hear a respected Malay speech NOT from Najib.
>>57981337
t. Blake in Thailand
>>57981717
>Mahathir went to British school in Malayu with white mentors to teach him civilized tongue
Mahathir is proud :^)
>>57981717
wow, is his pronunciation on point? I remember Lee Senior also had a penchant for speaking Malay or something.
https://youtu.be/z20HmKa78rE?t=1m12s
>>57980058
POOR KITTY WITHOUT HIS BIG BEST BUDDY
WHY MUST YOU MAKE ME SAD THIS WAY
go to sleep lads,it's good for you
does god make men
or men make ramen ??
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>57981717
>using Jakarta accent
Wew
>>57982242
god makes people,it's up to you to become a man
>>57982242
God created 3DPD because he bored with girls in heaven.
Then we create 2D which is far more superior than rest of them.
>>57982242
God made man in His image.
Man is the imago dei. Because he shares a bond with the animal world, he is the bond between the Created Cosmos and the Divine.
Thus man is the microcosmos and the cosmos, the macroanthropos
>>57982017
Yeah, Lee II's enunciation is pretty good once you get past the uncommon textbooky accent (understandably for a formal function).
What astounds me a bit is that he got away with using "hensem" now stuck in the transcript. "Hensem" is a colloquialism, we (at least in Malaysia) would rather use "kacak" in situations like this...at least to my knowledge.
>>57982794
Gak ada kata "tampan" di BM?
"Tampan" lebih enak diucapin dibanding "kacak". Well, mungkin aja karena gue sering denger "kocak" yang artinya lucu ke arah humor.
>>57982992
>"tampan"
I forgot about that...we do have that word too in BM, yes.
>>57982084
>Scout is a 'she'
TAK GUNAAAA I WAS TOO SAD TO CHECK THE DETAILS
>>57983233
How about "ganteng"?
>>57981337
Not good anymore :(
Kanker
up you go on my kontol
>>57983549
Nah, we don't use that. This is first time I heard of this word.
>>57972449
>>57986724
Lu emangnya kenapa sih kok ga pernah dengar ganteng?
>post one pic
>acquire hundreds of (You)s
wewlad
>>57986955
Interesting.
>>57972697
Cebuanos in particular. I'm half Samar, half Negrense, and primarily use Tagalog, and I still can't follow them Cebuanos.
dead
>>57980273
there is no end, anon
there is no end
Indonesian sounds weird
wakey wakey infidels
Masuk angin nih gan. Kentut-kentut melulu dari tadi.
Drink more water
How can I stop pissing on bottles?
Pls respond.
hi where are the vietnamese posters
>>57996977
pissing in toilet
>>57996977
one does not simply stop pissing on bottles
Our guys Mineski will be champions right /asean/?
/asean/ is comfy.
>>57998181
Just wait until they're start ERP-ing like a fucking loser.
>>57996977
By drinking your own piss
t. Bear grylls
>>57996977
meme
Not that it really matter but I notice more anime and manga in the /asean/ threads than in the Japanese ones.
oh well, just my powers of noticing the obvious I guess(´・ω・｀)
>>57998673
You can't write /asean/ without /a/, tho. (´・ω -｀)
>>57998478
Who's this fluid druid?
>>57998673
Sometimes (or when in 4chan's case, most of the time) offtopic stuff gets talked about a lot more than intended.
A small talk about anime will probably derail the thread completely.
Just go look at /v/ if you don't believe me.
How can other SEA girls even compete?
>>57998943
>those eyes
They look uncanny valley as fuck.
>>57998860
Some random chick.
>https://www.instagram.com/beautyindonesian/?hl=id
>https://www.instagram.com/indonesian_beauties/
>tfw /phil/ is full of LP damage controllers
>>57999105
>https://www.instagram.com/indonesian_beauties/
Last post is 9 October 2015
>>57999258
Cubao based shills going all in at the remaining 22 days without realizing voters already made up their minds that they wont vote for Mar.
>>57999444
admin got bored and switched to nude version
>>57999444
>999444
Noice
>>57999258
thats good at last we know there are still flips who use thier brains and think out there
>>57999551
>>57999105
Got any more similar pages?
What's for breakfast /asean/ ?
>>57999661
As long as you're not gonna spread it to bule.
WITH SO MUCH EARTHQUAKES HAPPENING AROUND THE WORLD
I SCARED BIG ONE IN IMPERIAL MANILA MIGHT ACTUALLY HAPPEN
>>57980058
erase the past with this pen
>>57999772
More refugees?
>>57999772
Scared or wishful thinking?
fuckt up if true
>>57999751
Bule is asleep
>>57999848
Your fracking industry did this
>>57999258
>>57999550
reddit?... wtf its actually full of anti mar shill threads
so dutdut fags are mad no one is circle jerking with them in there unlike in Facebook
>>57999837
Estimate deaths if it occurs is around 30k
>>57999843
Just moved to a new home in QC
I dont want all that shekels go to waste.
>>57999973
Marcucks failed to realize instead of going social media, they should just go door to door to these late decider oldfags and get their vote who wont mind status quo.
GIT THEM NIGGERS AND JEWS AND THE JEW-NIGGERS!
>>58000131
we dont have niggers in /asean/
go find australia threads
>>58000116
Novaliches QC represent!
QC meet up soon before the big one hit us all.
>>58000174
I thought the Indonesian achipelago has native fijians and other asian african people.
>>58000174
Umm, actually we have....
>>58000131
>Nigger
>Jew
Is that real? I thought all kikes are white
>>58000239
Niggers selling weed?
>>58000131
Ameri-kun
You would vote for Based Bernie right and ask forgiveness to black people due to slavery and white guilt then make reparation by being a cuck to them.
>>58000210
Hi neighbor
Where is the meeting point anon?
I'll be staying in Tandang Sora or Banawe depending which one has the least damage
>>58000287
Nah, the primitive one
>>58000284
Jews are marrying niggers for little stealth mode jews
>>58000131
SIEG HEIL
>>58000358
Trinoma/SM North is half way for the both of us desu.
>tfw no asian gf
>>58000473
That condo by SM wouldnt last long as far as Im told
F at those people especially bules buying and staying at them
When was the last time earthquakes happened in Philippines?
>>58000284
Rashida Jones is hot tbqh with you senpai
Tfw I cant afford living in Trump Towers and watch plebs running around when habbening occurs.
>>58000593
2013 was the last bad one in Bohol, it was the combination of quake and Typhoon Yolanda.
Almost errday is weak earthquake though just occuring at random parts of sea or islands
>caring about esports
its okay if you bet but just for pride pls kill urself
is red pole indon still posting creep shots?
>>58000767
Is she the whitest black person ever?
>>58001857
There's also this girl on Suits. I forgot her name.
Jesus Christ /ASEAN/ threads are just cancer. Why do you guys even post here? We have almost nothing in common. The only thing you guys post is degenerate anime. Fuck all of you weebs.
>>58002058
