>American tourist season is upon us
>>57955595
>German tourist season is upon us
>>57955595
German """"""""""tourists"""""""" are even worse.
Disgusting throat lisp-like language all around.
American tourists are always a joy to have, when americans are abroad they're actually interested in figuring out some of the quirks of the local populace, they try their best to blend in.
German tourists, however, well.. There's a reason some of them are chucked into the bosphorus.
>>57955651
Why would I go to Pooland? Also, I'm not a dirty Pr*ssian so I won't be annoying you about MUH CLAY
You can always visit us :3
>>57955692
Because you're poor and can't afford the Maldives or Belize, Hanswurstmann.
>>57955692
>I'm not a dirty pr*ssian
Hang self
>>57955731
Tru
>>57955678
I don't actually mind American tourists, but their sheer numbers are overwhelming. Can't confirm the blending in part, they're easy to spot
>>57955595
Oh no, here comes another person interested in my culture/homeland, willing to spend a shit load of money at the local businesses because they don't know any better. Don't lie, you love stupid Americans.
>>57955595
>African / Arab refugee season is upon us
>>57956024
Mostly yes
Some of them are pants on head retarded and have no common sense though
>>57956058
Nothing makes me cringe more than footage of Americans being obnoxious assholes in foreign countries. I hate that those idiots are the ones people associate with the whole country.
>>57956114
Who cares faggot
>>57956114
Thank god for the Chinese
Do they pee in public or something?
I've only met one american so far who later on actually immigrated. Guy's chill af tho.
Oh please. Migrant tourist season hasn't even ended yet.
>>57956152
They're not that bad but they're easily spotted compared to others
>>57956152
They're loud, obnoxious, don't know shit about the country itself only the tourist traps and they are creepy as fuck.
Now I know the Dutch tourists are pretty much the same, but I hate those too.
>tfw end of the tourist season
The roads are safe once again
I always wondered why so much asians visit our country.No hate just curious.
You can tell who's a yank tourist by the way they dress.
>>57957280
Chinese come here for cheaper designer clothes, Japanese take pictures of lamposts, dunno about the rest.
>>57956487
Dutch tourists are way worse than americans, they only buy from some kind of "grocery truck" that comes from their country and their kids are a pain in the ass.
>>57957851
>they only buy from some kind of "grocery truck" that comes from their country
What?
>and their kids are a pain in the ass
I know.
I always wish my license plate wasn't yellow when leaving the country. Also, when I see other Dutch people, I get the fuck out.
>>57957393
Sunglasses, white t-shirts, leather jackets, boots and blue jeans?
What are Australian tourists like?
>>57957933
Drunk, stoned and lost
>>57957910
there is a truck kinda like this one that comes and they only buy food and other daily products from here.
>>57958066
WHAT THE FUCK
Where do you live? In the south?
I've been in France a few times and we went to local shops for our food. We only brought one or two cans of soup with us, for when we forgot to buy food and the stores were closed.
>>57958066
What.
How do they find the truck? Does it just drive around looking for people that aren't 5'8" French midgets assuming that they're Dutch?
>>57958125
I have family that lives in the south west (Aquitaine), and it's full of Dutch tourists here
>>57958128
It comes from Holland, and it goes in the places where Dutch tourists seem to "concentrate"
>>57957922
No
>worn out white New Balance sneakers
>cargo shorts
>white Tennis socks
>Print shirt with their state on it
>Oakleys sunglasses
>balding
>>57958202
From that description they aren't from the south or south west.
>>57955651
Germans are literally the most polite and nice tourists there is.
>>57958128
The Dutch know how to find the Dutch, it's build in.
If we like the place enough we build food places for ourself, for kroketten, frikandellen, stroopwafels, hagelslag etc.
I make it a sport to see as little Dutch as possible on my holidays. It's near impossible.
>>57958197
Near Bordeaux? Yes, one of the favourite holiday locations. I feel sorry for you.
>>57955595
Don't worry they are afraid of ISIS and won't come this year.
>>57958318
Just a shame they feel the need to destroy our beaches.
>>57958240
Most of them are midwesterners or californians, going off their shirts
>>57958330
About 1h from Bordeaux, in Lot-et-Garonne. Where do you usually go in France ?
>>57958353
>Dutch "beaches" are worth saving
Lmoa
I only go to the Netherlands for Amsterdam because it's a beautiful city (inb4 le 420 meme)
Where could I go in Holland, places that aren't generic tourist traps?
I'm also pretty quiet, really awkward though, will I do well
>>57958388
I've been in the Ardèche region, Paris and near Nancy I believe with my parents.
Last year I slept in Mâcon and then went on to Italy over the Little St Bernard Pass. Was great to see the architecture change and the nature get more wild.
>>57958393
Why not visit an other older city? Like Utrecht, Den Bosch, Groningen, Maasticht?
>>57958456
Groningen.
>>57958539
What's Nijmegen like?
>>57958564
Not bad, during the Four Day Marches they have all kinds of parties which are actually fun.
>>57955634
>>57955651
This. Germans are literally the worst tourists ever.
>refuses to speak english ever
>destroy beaches and litters
>always complain about how everything is expensive
>yells everywhere in public
>walks around half-naked (old and fat people, no qts) even though it's only 25C
>trespasses on private property on the countryside (shit like stealing strawberries from gardens etc.)
t. islander from Bornholm
>>57958647
>tfw could've done that march this year
>tfw too lazy
D-do all the Chads get to fuck Neder qts?
>>57958759
That's the Tätergeneration though.
>>57959011
But you don't need to do the march, just can just come for the parties. The people doing the march aren't really partying.
Yes, of course chads get to fuck Neder qts. but you can have a shot at it too.
>>57959052
Yeah, because young people don't actually wanna visit my country because it's so mediocre and shit.
German tourist are the best, although they invaded an entire island (Mallorca)
>>57955595
Nice meme, where'd you get it?
>>57955634
>>57955651
Germans are literally the best tourists. Trust me, I work in tourism. They are respectful, interested, and well mannered.
germs are the most respectful tourist. yeah, they are absolutely autistic in a non-meme way, but they keep to themselves.
amerifats are trash but nothing will ever compare to brits. these non-human entities do nothing but yell, piss everywhere, get drunk, vomit, get into fights, go naked in public, spread std's, etc. tourists from "great" britain are the lowest form of animals.
>>57963384
Greatest ally
>>57963452
Yea, in peace time. Let's see what Italy is like when we declare war on you.
>>57955595
>Russians
>everytime
>"Russians shoplift, throw cigarette butts on the linoleum floor, try on clothes and leave their body smell (taishuu) on them, and generally scare the Japanese customers."
http://www.debito.org/photosubstantiation.html
my city is so dangerous that no tourist come here
>>57963761
EL
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>>57963684
Goddamn you guys are weak as fuck lol
>>57963761
That's how life is in a shithole
I would be so happy if american tourists visit my country more.
>>57964901
Putin says we're not allowed to :(
>>57956151
THE FUCKING CHINESE TOURISTS
MAKE IT STOP
>>57964901
Why?
>american tourist
>asks condescending shit like "so where are the russian whores? dont want aids though!"
>tell him to go to avtozavod
>it's literal gopnik town
>>57958759
ONLY 25C
Going to Asspain this summer. Where should I go besides Barcelona and Alhambra?
>>57964951
VERY doubt that
>>57964901
What are the best places to visit in snowland? Where am I least likely to get killed?
>>57968538
whats wrong with that? he didn;t want the aids whores
>>57969126
Your homicide rate dwarves Russia's.
Also, St Petersburg and Moscow. That's literally it.
>>57969265
>homocide rate
You're one to talk. Also, thanks.
>>57957933
Fucking obnoxious.
>>57964901
They'd only got to Pidorburg and Moscow.
>>57969265
>Not mentioning Niznhy Novgorod, Samara, Kazan, Volgograd, Sochi or Jekaterinburg.
>be me in Sweden
>go to a cafe with my friends (one of which is a German)
>order our coffees and chit chat
>large group of Germans walk in
>sit directly behind us
>immediately start talking 10x louder than everyone else in Deutsch
>German friends says they're making fun of everyone in the cafe
>get annoyed and leave because they literally won't stop yelling and throwing shit at each other
Fucking Germans ree
>>57958197
>Aquitaine), and it's full of Dutch tourists here
Can confirm. It's either weird groups of Dutch in clusters eating the strangest food and being the tightest cunts ever (ordering one beer and sipping the cunt for hours) or incredibly drunk middle aged english people shouting and cackling like a bunch of wankers
t, undercover Englishman
>it's an 'American tourists want to take pictures with you because you wear an IDF uniform' episode
>>57971475
Be thankful you have a single ally ya cunt. Most Americans love Israel while the rest of the world hates you.
>>57971475
fuck you we paid for those
>>57958202
That pretty much sums up me except the sunglasses and balding
t. An American Tourist in Germany right now.
None of you have any right to complain about tourists.
>>57971983
Where you from lad
>>57955595
WE'SA KOMM JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
>>57972032
I'm from Maryland. And yes I unironically have a a Sweatshirt with my state on it
>>57972150
for what porpoise
>>57964901
Listen pal, I don't think you understand how much normie Americans hate you guys. Don't get me wrong, I think Russia would be a great place to visit, but the casual American public despises Russia and it's people, mainly because of T.V.
>>57955595
Thank god they only go to Hitlers playground which is a little outside.
Asians around christmas time are way worse. You can't cross the city with your bike anymore because it is so full of Asians and have to drive around half the city to get to your favourite bar.
>>57971775
Hilarious.
>>57971775
No you didn't. You don't 'pay' for anything, you send us weapons. And well tbf, it's not just American tourists
>>57972150
You from Baltimore senpai? Severely underrated city
What are you visiting in Krautistan? You liking our "Germans" of the Arab persuasion?
>>57955595
Live in one of the few tourist cities in the UK. We have nearly two thousand years of history, an ancient roman city wall that you can walk on to see the city from above, medieval pubs and streets, one of the best examples of gothic cathedral architecture in europe. The chinks take pictures of lamp posts, fucking why? At least the americans go in the pubs and the various history tours.
>>57958202
Yep. I'm an American and can confirm. Americans abroad are incapable of dressing like adults. Whenever I fly home the Dutch people on the plane (I usually fly with KLM) are all wearing semi-formal clothes and nice shoes, the Americans are all wearing the same stupid t-shirts that I recognize from Target, cargo shorts, and either autism shoes or socks and sandals, it's embarrassing.
>>57955651
>pole shit-talking other languages
ayy lmao
>>57955692
>I'm not a dirty Pr*ssian
jump off the nearest mountain, seppl
>>57972269
It's not just TV
Russia is just old China to us
Whats everyone's vacation plans for this summer?
In June I'm going to New York City for a week, then I'll go back in July when a couple of my european friends visit. I'll also go to Gatlinburg/the smoky mountains in july too. I hope to make it to florida at some point but i'm not sure yet.
>>57972673
Face it Wilhelm, your time is over. Bayern reigns supreme nowadays. You had your turn and you just fucked up EVERYTHING.
>>57972785
Poland
I literally never visit anywhere else anymore.
>>57972832
>Bayern reigns supreme nowadays.
t. Horst Seehofer
The capital is still Berlin and you fucks are just slaves working for the greater good like everyone else
>just fucked up EVERYTHING.
that's mostly because Wilhelm II. is the best argument against monarchy
please remember how well Germany was doing before he took over and how much of a shithole Germany was when the austrians were in charge
>>57972556
Theres nothing wrong with dressing comfortably on vacation. And cargo shorts and socks/sandals have never stopped us from getting laid in europe.
>>57955595
>Swedish, German, Czech, Italian, French, Norwegian, various Black, AMERICAN, Japanese, Korean tourist girl season is upon us
>all sorts of MOCHA GIRLS coming to the Ultra festival
>from Chinese girls to South African ones, British Kenyan to Spanish, Kazakh from Russia to Finnish
MAN, I LOVE DIVERSITY
>>57972860
Krakow is my favorite place in europe. I pray they don't give in to the refugee bullshit and keep it nice there. I'm gonna try to go back in the fall.
Germans are shitty human beings that should be genocided
>>57973025
t. american on a proxy
>>57973019
Yeah, their new government is more conservative than ever so no need to worry about it. I hope the normies don't catch onto how great it is and start going en masse instead of paying three euros for bottled water in and getting pickpocketed by gypsies in Paris, London, or Italy.
>>57972369
Nah I'm not from Baltimore I live in the country about 2 hours away from there. But I agree, Baltimore gets a lot hate but it is actually a nice city in my opinion. I am Loving Germany. I've sort of passed the Tourist stage I think because I am actually studying here for the Semester. Been here for a bout a month and a half so far
>>57973840
Which city? You should visit Bavaria if you haven't already. Not only because that's where I'm from but also because Nürnberg and München are top tier cities.
I was in Baltimore two years ago. I fucking loved the harbor as well as y'all's seafood. Baltimore isn't that dangerous either as long as you don't go for nightwalks on the westside.
>>57955595
There should be more qts visiting our country desu
>>57955651
>>57955634
I live in a small seaside town and the only foreign tourists we get are old French and German people
they're all actually pretty nice
if i saw a foreign tourist in my town i'd just get confused
What's the weirdest tourist experience you've ever had? I was once staying at a bed and breakfast in Nashville, Tennessee and I had breakfast with this couple from Liechtenstein. I was shocked as fuck that they were (I'm American, btw) but they were really nice. Apparently I was the first person to know what their country even was when they introduced themselves. I guess they just really liked country music.
>>57974136
When I lived in München I once went to a bar with a gay couple from California. They asked me for directions and we just got to talking. They invited me out for a few beers and I tagged along thinking why not. In the pub I finally started to realize they were actually gay and not just friends. They also started shooting me seductive looks.
I started feeling uncomfortable and left on a pretext. I regret it desu
>>57974136
I only know of them because of the fifa world cup video games. Their cunt is too small to notice on the map.
>>57973981
I'm living in Baden-Württemberg in Heidelberg. It's such a pretty city. Actually next week a couple of my friends and I are going to Munich for the Frühlingsfest there. I'm really looking forward to that!
That's great to hear that you liked it there! What were you doing there if you don't mind me asking. Yeah it's the Westside where you hear all the crime happening. That side must be avoided but everywhere else is pretty safe
>>57974267
Why do you regret leaving? Did you want to sleep with them?
>>57973981
I've been to Nürnberg :D and Bayreuth and Köln. Why is Germany so comfy?
>>57974498
I'm bi-curious. Pls no bully
>>57974463
Heidelberg is based with a nice inner city but expensive as fuck. At least that's its reputation. Plenty of qts around however.
I unironically went to Baltimore as a tourist. Well not only Bawlmer but also Virginia and DC because I'm a sucker for that region of the US.
>>57974558
BAYREUTH MENTIONED
That's only one hour away from my hometown. Bamberg is the best city in Bayern however.
Why is it comfy? Well, we had about 10 centuries to really get our cities right.
>>57972785
Already in a summer place. Went to Guadeloupe two months ago.
>>57974678
my friend wanted to take me to see Bamberg but we didn't end up going ;-;
I don't know why, but everything about Germany is just so nice. I stayed with my friends mom in Köln for a few nights and her neighborhood was top top top comfy. And this was in the fall/early winter... I can only imagine how nice it is during the summer.
>>57974614
Can't confirm about it being expensive because I'm not from here or have much experience with the costs of other German cities but you are right about the qts. They come in numbers all over the place!
Haha you got the pronunciation down! I will sometimes call it that too when I am in a hurry but I typically pronounce it as Baldmore. I'm a sucker for that area too =) mid-atlantic is best Atlantic!
>>57974614
I'll bully you
In the bedroom
>>57965910
They're fucking horrible.
>>57956046
Underrated post
*gives gold*
