hey int I spent all of march in south america and I really miss it ever since I left and came back here. I am going again next year but sadly I will never get the chance to live there
This place is literaly hell on Earth, I see no reason for a civilized white human to come to this shithole full of apes
>>57951328
>sadly I will never get the chance to live there
why not?
I find it kind of funny that my city has more foreigners living here than tourists. I guess we don't have many attractions for a visit, but many of those who visit end up staying.
A British guy married with my cousin
He is a pretty cool guy
Did you fuck any pussy OP? Or boypussy?
>>57951328
South America is great for tourism but i honestly dont know why woud you want to actually live here. But anyway, theres a city in here called Cuenca thats attracts lots of foreginers to move there, so that might be something you want
>>57951443
yes I got some pussy
>>57951414
I just don't know how I could move or what I would do and I cant speak spanish or portuguese i am trying to learn spanish tho
>>57951524
I loved ecuador I didnt do typical tourist stuff but I had a great time
Make a ranking of the best countries
>>57951592
didnt go to all countries how are brits treated in argentina ?
>>57951401
first post best post
>>57951401
wanna trade places
Specifically which countries?
>>57951401
ateo
>>57951554
>I just don't know how I could move or what I would do and I cant speak spanish or portuguese i am trying to learn spanish tho
This is cute. Anon, come to my house, I will teach you Spanish.
>>57951591
What did you do then? if it doesnt bother you to tell of course
>>57951524
French expat here.
Life is easier, climate is much better and people are warmer.
This more than compensate the bad insecurity problem.
Also travelling around is great, amazing beaches, nice girls, world wonders etc. It's much more exotic than touring Europe.
Also things are cheap as fuck so we can live with higher life standards, have a big house, house maid, child nanny, dine in fine restaurants etc. With a regular salary.
Unless you are paid like a local which makes thing a bit less clear in favour of expatriation, but its still a great experience.
>>57951401
this
>>57951685
gracias amigo when can I come
>>57951618
Ok,then where did you feel the most safe?
i have never met a brit in person but people would treat you ok just because youre european.As long as you dont talk about football or the falklands everything should be great.
>>57951712
>This more than compensate the bad insecurity problem.
I just don't see it. Specially here.
>>57951722
Whenever you want.
>>57951697
I went to quito and guayaquil I have friends there so they showed me around went to parties with them fucked girls it was so much fun
>>57951722
You can come here too if you want...
>>57951739
I honestly never really felt in any danger I didnt go to any slums or anything
>>57951768
I will be going back in march so maybe then
>>57951808
thank you why are south americans so kind to me
>>57951885
Ecuatorians are nice people, lad.
>>57951712
Yeah i guess that makes sense. If you are well off you will have a nice life here, and the bad security problem could be avoided depending on where you go
>>57951885
We love foreigners
>>57951922
pretty much everyone was nice other than one fat guy who wouldnt stop calling me american and gringo he was strange
Move to Extrema, São José dos Campos, São José do Rio Preto or Just São Paulo really.
>>57951712
>>57951782
Why is the ""warm climate"" so sought by europeans? Beside 'I come from muh cold country'
Should try the Patagonia.
>>57951987
your border control was really suspicious of me for some reason
>>57952042
I prefer the cold actually I just really liked the countries
>>57952042
butifel landscape but I wouldn´t live there is cold and windy and lonely as fuck
>>57952042
This, the Patagonia is a really nice place.
>>57951782
Quito and guayaquil are good for partying and all that but for actually living there not much, guayaquil for instance is very insecure, unless of course you live on the richer parts of the city
>>57951328
Not sure if b8 or if you seriouly enjoyed it so much.Why did you love it? We are basically a warmer and brownish version of eastern europe
>>57952071
They are suspicious of anyone really
>>57952010
You just ignore that kind of people
>>57952042
Quito isn't warm m8
It's almost 3000 m about sea level
>>57952257
All of the cities on the Andes mountains are cold
>>57952113
tfw i'm from Trevelin my white friend...
>3500 habitants
>beautiful landscapes
>comfy weather (always cold)
>no insecurity
>no turros, cacos, boliguayos
>no fun
>everything far from you
>eisteddfod
>windy and lonely
I dunno if I live in a shithole or in the heaven.
>>57952207
everyone was super nice and a lot to see and do I was with great friends and the women are hot as fuck
>>57952379
Te envidio.
>>57952379
Our army will come for you little towns first. Niggers will rape your womyn because our army officers have never manages to control them. And after they take all that is of value to those niggers, they'll burn your town to ashes. Afterwards the whole place is going to be named after a dead politician, and nobody will ever give a fucking fuck about it.
Life is so sad I don't even understand if it has a purpose.
>>57952579
Why would they do that tho
>>57952579
Our elite needs a serious distraction like right now.
>>57952579
If you bring Mc Donalds and some coffeehouse like Starbucks or Hard Rock to my town it's ok.
And also more qts, I know every fucking girld here.
>>57952379
Yeah I visited Patagonia. It´s beautiful but it has a sad feeling, also some towns are nice but very much "pueblo chico infierno grande"
>>57952610
Saw that brazilian happening? It involves our "left" polititians, and our right polititians were found in bed with them. They are seriouslly fucked up.
They have no internal enemy to turn into. Chances are they are going to look to our foreign "enemies".
>>57952689
Na negro, en el Senado están buscando una razón para militarizar algo. No pueden con Bolivia porque estamos en litigio en la haya y lo mismo con Perú, sería abuso. Te lo digo en serio, estos putos están buscando dónde armar algo para distraer a la gente.
>>57952690
Y como te decía...
Si, es un poco complejo, cuándo sos chico es hermoso, jugas en la nieve, armas casas, muñecos, etc. , tenes todo el pueblo a tu disposición, entras sin permiso al patio de las otras personas y nadie te dice nada...
Igual que cuándo sos viejo, no necesitás nada más que el super del centro.
Pero cuándo tenes mi edad, es muy deprimente a veces... Muy.
Me quiero ir a Bs.As :c
>>57952747
>>57952796
Fight with peru pls, we wil join you
>>57952979
Pa que querí ir a Baires?? Por minas? Trabajo? Todos los que viven en ciudades grandes quieren salir y tu te querí ir a una?? Me tai weando
>>57953061
Pero si esa hueá siempre pasa, lo del pasto más verde. He conocido gente del sur que pasa alegando que el clima allá es una mierda.
>>57953029
Venezuela and Bolivia theatened to invade us if Dilma gets impeached.
What will Ecuador's position be?
>>57952979
comprate un quads y ponte a correr por allí. lo rural puede ser aburrido si no tienes un grupo de gente cercano
>>57953116
Huasos malagradecidos wn. Cachai lo que debe ser onda te dan ganas de hacer un asado con leña, y lo armai de una que huea. Acá tengo que arrendar una cabaña en el cajón del maipo y estar pilas por un aluvión hueón.
Y después lo huevean a uno por pasao a raja santiaguino. Chibaputalawea
>>57953134
Why is that?
Ecuador would probably side with bolivia and venezula sadly. Sorry brazilbros
>>57953221
Aweonilo
>>57953134
And you are scared to death, gathering water and supplies. Evo is going to unleash his anger against you with all of his might. You want asylum? We can provide.
>>57953116
>>57953221
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PwUQKx2mFYQ
>>57953236
Basically they were living under our welfar, Dilma used to send millions for them. Not that the money is over and she's about to get impeached, they said that they'd "help" Dilma with force if necessary if she gets impeached.
So probably Brazil, Chile, Argentina(???) vs Venezuela, Bolivia, Ecuador.
>>57953277
lel no, we can take both at the same time.
Unless you provide me Chilean pussy, then i'll move.
>>57953246
Aprende el lingo pinche pendejo orale wey andale andale ya ni la mueles te rompo la madre joto chinga tu madre
And the poor brit killed himself after so many sudaca discussion...
>>57953322
la cachai careraja bochinchero, ya tu sabe papi
Please come to Colombia and take pictures of our beautiful landscapes before the government kills them by giving out oil exploitation permits to foreign companies.
>>57953379
>selling your land to foreign companies
Whyw
>>57953282
Ch Ba Puta La Güeá
no te gustó wn? A la shushesumare
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNwjF1ZZEfE
>>57953414
That's what happens when you're a rentier state betting all on oil
Pls stop cutting your forest too Brasil
>>57953368
Se debe haber cagado de miedo desu senpai
>>57953440
kek
>Pls stop cutting your forest too Brasil
We're using our resources senpai, whats wrong with that?
Plus illegal logging decreased over the years after natives cutting their balls off.
>>57953448
see
sabía que eramos unos sedientos para las minas, pero lo de ser sedientos por los turistas anglos es nuevo..
>>57953375
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yn62CO7q4NQ
>>57953479
We're going to leave a barren wasteland for our kids to shitpost in, that's what
>>57953289
And Brazil would fuck their shit up if they ever try something. And if war happens, i hope Ecuador stays neutral because they too will fuck our shit up
>>57953505
Like you are having any children, Paco
>>57953505
Well, we must use our resources senpai, we can't protect the amazon and starve at the same time.
And you guys already have lots of problems in the amazon yourselves to worry.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdyEsDk9368
>>57953479
>We're using our resources
Yeah, cutting centennial trees to make place for pasture is using resources now
>>57953221
>Y después lo huevean a uno por pasao a raja santiaguino.
Que? La gente se rie de los santiaguinos pues la mayoria no ha salido de santiago ni viajado mas lejos que viña. De pasados de raja nada.
>>57953498
lo MOTOE
LULO
PORTE
GASOLIYA
>>57953535
How "commie" is ur govt?
>>57953551
>Cauca
That's not the Amazon
>>57953553
Pretty much this
>>57953542
I was planning to anyways leafpai but it's still important to preserve the planet
You'd know, Peru
>>57953553
Well, unless you want to shove the cows up ur ass and create there. There is not much choice, it's not just about put the cows in a corner and let them there. It's a lot of factors, including land.
>>57953628
>Cauca
Where is it?
>>57953570
lol i know right?
Funny as fuck
A favor de la pobre gringa, el profesor de español es un boricua, so let's cut her some slack
>>57953657
Near the Pacific, like middle-left
>>57953699
How often they get ambushed, there's tons of videos of it?
>>57953676
Oie va a telminal hablando español así ya tu sabe men
>>57951712
Coming from a upper middle class family I can identify with this dude.
I always unironically say Mexico is a shithole, because it's true. But life in here is cheap as fuck, there is job literally everywhere and people are not afraid of opening their own business. Free healthcare, free education, (eventho is shit it does the job). Rich culture, great people, funny shit happening all the time.
I've been mugged twice, and that doesn't stop me from visiting hot spots (barrios bravos) in Mexico city. I just can't see me anywhere else in the world, It may be just my perspective towards life, or maybe I'm too stupid to realize that I'm just really really wrong.
But shit this place fucking rocks.
>>57953636
Making space for cows is more important than ruining the last big jungle in the world? Are you a lumberjack ? Because if I find that you are taking down those trees and fucking Blue Araras in the ass I will find you, faggot.
>>57953711
The combats have diminished a lot lately with the whole peace process thing going on. The ceasefire is pretty close to getting signed now (let's hope) and nowadays it's mostly the ELN, the other guerilla, popping up in the news and trying to stay relevant committing atrocities and shit
Prasie the lord we don't have our Dilma in office (Uribe) or you'd see a lot more of those videos on liveleak
>>57953726
Hay por acá un puerto riqueño y uno que otro dominicano, y no aceptan el hecho de que no pueden pronunciar las RRRR. Es ridículo. Siguen sosteniendo que si las pronuncian y que el resto de latinoamerica habla pésimo castellano.
mfwnoface.png
>>57953604
They like to say theyre socialist
>>57953748
Well, at least they're trying.
http://www.bbc.com/portuguese/noticias/2014/06/140604_desmatamento_relatorio_ac_hb
But let's be honest here, we MUST protect the amazon, but we don't have to starve because of that too, we have to use the resources one way or another.
>>57953741
>>57953748
>>57953761
Por qué convierten todos los hilos confortables en versiones de /pol/ manga de mongos
>>57953774
Ellos sí la pronuncian muy escasamente, como en Pueltorro
Es raro
Yo no puedo pronunciar la rr tan bien por ser medio tartamudo (>tfw) pero al menos no hablo como puertorriqueño
>>57953761
Don't you get any help from any of the neighbors? Doesn't US sells your army a fuckton of equipment?
>>57953784
Heh, same shit here.
>>57953741
Like i said, if you are welll off, the pros will far outweigh the cons
>>57953835
J-James?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZD6m0sqGU24
>>57953827
Pero no estamos peleando fampai solo estamos discutiendo sucesos en mi país
>>57953840
Venezuela helps them (lel) and Ecuador kinda hates us
No idea about Peru
US gives us a shitload of military and financial aid (half of which is stolen) and it's pretty much the only reason they're willing to negotiate now that they're bombed into submission
Guerilla warfare is tough senpai, just ask the US about the only war they've lost in their history
>>57953883
:(
Lo entiendo perfectamente, me siento mal cuando se la montan en el feis y en las noticias
>>57953890
We are good senpai
>>57953890
Naa si es joda
>>57953912
A chucha. Sorry hermano era broma. Cero intención de hacerte sentir mal. En serio me disculpo. No lo vuelvo a postear
>>57951328
> I will never get the chance to live there
It's easy as fuck. You could live and work like any other illegal.
And that's how a thread gone to shit with some spics.
>>57953835
>>57953774
>esc engañamos a latinoamerica a que piensen que podemos pronunciar la r bien
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEQSW6AYN88
>>57953984
Te huele el orto?
>>57953984
argentina: el post
>>57953973
Esta bien papu no hay necesidad de ser tan querido, yo entiendo
>>57953890
Well, like us you have shit neighbors too.
>just ask the US about the only war they've lost in their history
Wasn't just one :^)
>>57954002
La RRR es pronunciada idénticamente en La Rioja en argentina. So far, yet close.
>>57953922
IDK about your president and ex president though...
>>57954033
Do Iraq and Afghanistan count?
>>57954070
Yep.
Going to be, g'night.
>>57953498
what the fuck is he teacching her?
>>57954090
Good night my BR friend
>>57954070
Theyre tsundere
>>57954113
kek "spanish" through songs
Not the same anon but I feel the same way
I've only been to Ecuador, but I want to go back to the continent so much. I don't know what it was about it, but I found myself smiling all the time. I'm thinking about Argentina or Brazil for my next visit. Good idea?
mfw podemos tener hilos latinos sólo fuera del hilo latino
>>57953498
Seguro se la coge duro y parejo
>>57954067
Es algo muy tipico de los guatemaltecos del centro y occidente, especialmente la gente de las generaciones anteriores
>mi abuela no puede decir el trabalenguas de "r con r cigarro"
>>57954159
Southamerica is the world at the reach of your hand. Think of any climate, weather, landscape, whatever. It's all condenced in South America. And you won't get nicer people or food anywere else.
>>57954159
sure, I think you'll have fun and bitches in both countries
>>57954159
Dont mention the falklands to the argies, or do, it could be fun
>>57954192
Bueno eso es lindo. Hay belleza en el hecho de que tu abuela y su generación tengan una pronunciación propia del castellano. Expresa y señala cultura, no simple imitación de un idioma.
>>57953289
uruguai will halp us :DDDDD
>>57954208
You're right, that's why I went to Ecuador first. Within like 300 miles you have jungle, could forest, high desert, old cities, beaches, everything. The issue for me is money as I can't afford to spend loads of money or time travelling around
>>57954212
Thanks. Honestly I'm leaning towards Argentina a bit, but I just worry that once I get out of the cities people won't like me because I'm english. I know it's a meme, but I've experienced it in Africa and it puts a bad taste in your mouth
>>57954212
Tragate las bolas ya que le terminaste de chupar la verga animal
>>57954285
*cloud forest
>>57954235
I don't know if the concept of banter exists there. Might start Falklands 2
>>57954285
Thats whats good about Ecuador, small yet so diverse
>>57954285
>I've experienced it in Africa and it puts a bad taste in your mouth
Can someone screencap this pls? Make sure to get the flag
>>57954285
lol, you could say you're an american if you feel so insecure, but I think you'll be fine
>>57954306
kek, don't be jelly Chile, I love you too :3
>>57952025
>São Paulo
Are you trying to kill the poor guy?
So, I found this
http://www.insightcrime.org/news-analysis/insight-crime-homicide-round-up-2015-latin-america-caribbean
I thought Argentina was lower. Is this a meme graph?
>>57954317
I don think if you mention it you would be beaten or something. And if anything happens, a good apology goes a long way
>>57954514
Argentina? look at Uruguay, and they have only 3 million people
>>57954544
Yeah, Uruguay too. I though you would be the same as Chile. But I don't know if I should trust that data.
>>57954544
Holy fuck I didn't know Uruguay was this fucked up. What happens there anyway?
>>57954514
im ok with this
>>57954514
Pero por qué vas a comenzar a postear graficos de mierda en un hilo en que nadie esta peleando ni clamando superioridad. En serio. ¿Detona tu autismo o algo por el estilo?
>>57954594
Tranquilo weon culia la wea weon culia nadie esta peleando
>>57954594
Solamente pregunto, ¿dónde más voy a postear esto? ¿En /lat/?
Carajo, ¿por qué los chilenos siempre son los más ardidos de culo por razones estúpidas?
>>57954562
criminal rates are high in Buenos Aires, but not sure what are your source so can't say if they're accurate or not
>>57954575
no clue 2bh, it seems that Mujica wasn't that good?
>>57954636
>ardidos
Sabemos que el castellano es tu segundo idioma, pero por favor, haz un esfuerzo y úsalo bien xuacatulplecatlmontlelacatl suarez
>>57954697
Desafortunadamente para ti, mi weon amigo, esa es una palabra que existe en el español.
>>57954733
En pretérito mi pinche amigo, no en presente. El castellano es un arma poderosa, uselo bien wey
>>57951328
>spent all of march in south america
>really miss it
Siempre tiene que ser un chileno autista. kek
http://dle.rae.es/?id=3UACRus|3UAJmGe
¿Algo más?
>>57954854
Postea el resultado de tu test de IQ y si superas los 80 te regalo una torta de jamón.
Imbécil buscaste el adjetivo, pero tienes que buscar la conjugación, animal. Te das cuenta que si esto fuera una nave y tu fueras el encargado de disparar, nos hunden??
Postea una receta de tacos de lengua o de un mole padre, pero abandona el esfuerzo pseudo académico que estás haciendo.
>>57954854
>Es chileno
>Cree saber español
>>57954958
>el chileno no sabe usar signos de interrogación
>>57954958
>tu
>el chileno no sabe usar acentos diacríticos
anime~
Hola a todos
Esto no es /lat/ señores
p-pero si son igual de tóxicos ;_;
>>57955067
> guerras gramaticales entre latinos
porque no mejor se van al yutuf caras de tuco
>>57955236
Honestamente a mí me da igual, pero me hace gracia molestar a gente que se enoja por estupideces. Lo siento mamá.
post mulatto guys, please
>>57955236
por que no te guardas los papers cara de tuco
>>57954993
>>57955022
ORALE PINCHE WEY PENDEJO ORALE WEY WEY YA WEY AY WEY ARRIBA ARRIBA ARRIBAA YIJAAAA POS MI ESPOSA TIENE BIGOTE NO MAMES WEYY YIJAA SHAVOSSSS
>>57955324
porque no te pones una orquilla en el pene cara de platano
>>57955373
porque te amo
>>57954285
Being English becomes an issue only if you're a faggot like Clarkson, otherwise you'll be treated just fine. Even better if you learn some Spanish.
>>57954636
Lo posteas con intención de armar bardo. Tomatelas, puto.
>>57954514
>>57954544
>>57954562
>>57954575
country went to shit in 20 years
the government refuses to tackle crime because of their leftist rhetoric, criminals are "victims of society"
our biggest problem here is crime commited by underage teenagers
they refuse to do anything to them because of said rhetoric that it's not their fault
i know it sounds like a meme but its the absolute truth
never vote leftards guys, take this once beautiful country as example
NEVER
>>57953029
la provincia rebelde.-
