>"Anon I am so glad you aren't gay, I don't know what I would do if I found out I had a faggot for a son, don't you just hate them too?"
>Y-yeah dad... Y-you too... H-h-homosexuality is w-wrong...
can't you just report him to the tolerance police or something?
>leaf
>is a fag
You can't make this up
>conversations that never happened
>Canada
>>57949142
>My Dad: "I'm going out for cigarettes, be right back
>1998
>>57949142
shudda told ur dad: come on dad its 2016
>>57949202
>>conversations that never happened
Did desu. Why do you think it's not feasible?
>tfw think im gay
>tfw realise i wasnt gay when i had a dick in my mouth
>tfw keept going to not make it awkward
>>57949142
>flag
>>57949253
How did you think you were gay? I thought being gay was something you were supposed to be born as, lol.
>Canadians
>>57949253
Hey, you're at least a nice guy
>>57949273
>I thought being gay was something you were supposed to be born as, lol.
>Actually believing this
Nobody is born gay, just mentally disturbed individuals, same lines as anorexia.
All this LGBT propaganda sure has done a swell job though.
>>57949253
was the proper thing to do lad. see it through to the end
>>57949142
>current year
>being a fag
>>57949273
You never looked at a dick and thought "Well it's already out. It would be rude not to suck it"
OP is quite literally a fag
>>57949329
I don't think I'd get myself in such situation. And if I did, I carry a knife when I'm out so I'd probably stab him in the dick if I someone wanted to rape me.
>>57949273
>has fantasies about sucking dick
>when Alberto Barbosa actually sucked a man's dick, realized he didnt like it.
>finished it to not make it awkward and probably eveb swallowed the load and thanked the guy
Los Angeles father accused of killing son because he was gay
http://edition.cnn.com/2016/04/02/us/father-gay-son-murder-charge/
>>57949142
Heheh this is what my parents told me once.
I'm scared to tell them I'm gay so now I live miserably with people constantly pushing me to get a girlfriend.
>>57949177
>tfw closet gay
>never told parents
>bring women around occasionally when I visit
secret life
>>57949502
Why are so many Israeli posters gay?
>>57949222
do dads really leave their familys like this?
>/int/ - international? sure yeah thats the place to discuss being a faggot, it's not like theres a whole board on 4chan dedicated to being a poof or anything
>>57949539
I like the pretty colors desu
>>57949722
we had three, fucking three gay generals today
and try telling them to fuck off to /lgbt/, they went like "wahhhh but they don't have flags"
>>57949656
What do you mean? This isn't a gay forum?
>>57949669
Yes
>>57949768
I wonder why do they need flags to discuss shit like that?
>>57949722
That board is dedicated to mentally broken trannys you faggot.
>>57949806
Why do straight-fags need flags to discuss
>tfw no gf
>anzu threads
etc
>>57949806
>>57949768
Obviously they want to flaunt their faggotry and this is why you kick homosexuality to the curb and don't heed to any of their requests unless it's an offer for free sloppy toppy or succ
I know this feel. I don't want to let him down... he's so conservative.
>>57949142
>Never have a girlfriend ever
>Everyone assumes you have a secret gay sex life.
>Let the lie live because its less embarrassing than being a wizard.
>>57949806
attention
>>57949854
And this board is dedicated to mentally broken nationalists you faggot
Go back to your containment board
>>57949904
>Being jealous faggot which is mad because nobody wants him
>>57949943
haha fager
>>57949202
>being raised by leftists
fucking shameful
>>57949963
The sooner you accept that /int/ is just a mixture of all the worst parts of /pol/ /r9k/ and /lgbt/ with flags the more pleasant your time here will be
>>57949142
youtube.com/watch?v=Gd9OhYroLN0
>>57950129
This has been my main board for half a decade now
Faggots are relatively new
>>57949963
trannys != gays
Most of us hate them
>>57949968
It's extremely easy to hook up as a gay. Your insult doesn't make any sense
>>57950192
And the majority of /int/ hates gay people who discuss gay shit on /int/
Find another board to shit up
>>57950228
You're completely wrong and seem lost. You should go back to /pol/
>tfw no bf
>tfw too scary to get one and be busted by family
>tfw want to go to europe or canada and live independently
>tfw all the actual hotties are brazillans
why is life so hard?
>>57950258
You're completely wrong and seem lost. You should go back to /lgbt/
>Anon I am so glad you aren't gay, I don't know what I would do if I found out I had a faggot for a son, don't you just hate them too?
Are there people who seriously say this?
Seems a bit far fetched for me to believe.
>>57949142
>bisexual, family doesn't know (relatively estranged)
>have gay uncle via marriage
>my dad simply W I L L N O T shut up about the gay uncle
>even though it's my mom's brother and they divorced in '92
>30 minutes after the relevant part of the conversation is over
>"CAN'T BELIEVE THAT UNCLE [X] IS GAY. WHY HAVE GAY SEX? JUST HAVE NORMAL SEX. GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME."
>ha, yeah, whatever
>move on conversation
>15 minutes later, out of nowhere
>BUT TO THINK THAT UNCLE [X] IS A FAG. AN ACTUAL FAGGOT!
>ok dad that's great
>uncle lives in Kansas City
>mention KC in an unrelated context
>HAW! KANSAS CITY'S FULL OF FAGS! JUST LIKE YOUR UNCLE [X]...
On and on with this.
Just blow someone and get it out of your system, dad.
>>57950183
no it hasn't
>>57950258
i bet you're that fucking faggot who is constantly posting gay shit on /int/ making australia look like homos. get fucked cunt
>>57950326
No they really do say it.
Dad literally got into an argument with an acquittance over it
>>57950224
If it was easy you woudn't shit every single board on this site with your gay shit.
>>57950339
I did what your pic is showing for the first time ever last week and damn it feels so good.
>>57950326
It doesn't sound so strange to me. I'd believe that someone said it.
But then again this is me >>57950339 so I'm obviously not the standard measure.
>>57950326
yes
"son, you're 21 and stil don't have a girlfriend? you're not gay, are you?
"n-no dad, i'm just focusing on my studies hehe"
"oh ok i'm relieved"
"hehe"
:(
>>57950303
how many times do I have to tell you
trannys != gays
>>57949539
FUCKING KEK
What the fuck is this shit?
>>57949796
This is an italian pizza-making forum, man.
>>57950339
Your dad is probably in the closet desu
>>57950436
You're just as disgusting and unlikable to us as they are to you
There is a place to discuss to buggery but it isn't /int/
>>57950595
>dat ~boi~ on the left
w-wew
>>57950595
Your dad sounds funny as fuck 2bh
>>57950339
Maybe your uncle rejected your dad
>>57950649
>boi
not any more
>>57950649
the left is actually a girl now
>>57950677
Could be. If it's not by my uncle maybe some black guy cucked him away from a black girl.
Any time we encounter a black girl (once he's well out of earshot of her)
>boy she was cute huh
>that hair of hers was so frizzy. I like it!
>etc
But he said this out loud in public once (we live in a small town of racist hicks so it's not as scandalous as it might've been):
"Don't fuck any black girls - your dick will fall off!"
>uproarious laughter as everyone raises an eyebrow at him
Amazingly, a week later someone at the local co-op confronted him about it.
Mr. Anon, what was that you said about your dick falling off?
>Oh, if you fuck a black girl? Ha! MINE DIDN'T!
Since it's a farm co-op everyone thought it was a hilarious, witty riposte.
[spoiler]
Personally I find black women to be the least attractive/[/spoiler]
>>57950595
D I S T U R B I A
Who /parentsthinktheirsonisgaybuthereallyisntgay/ here?
I just can't talk to women very well.
>>57950779
>>57950868
Sauce
I don't even know it's name
>>57951033
Not those anons but yeah he's a chick now. Not the hottest, too much plastic. He turned into a total bimbo.
>>57949502
Merchants are the worst when it comes to pressuring people to get married.
Use the technique of the first Greek Philosopher Thales
>he never married, telling his mother as a young man that it was too early to marry, and as an older man that it was too late.
>>57950873
Well, that kind of obsession with gays/ black girls is definetly not normal. That kind of attitude almost always tries to hide something.
And yeah, i dont particularly fancy black girls, but compared to what ameridians offer here, most of the time i prefer black, at least they have nice bodies
>>57951033
>>57951219
As someone whose prime fetish is traps...
>>57951219
>>57951088
>>57950868
>>57950779
Tragedy.
>>57950595
Middle is qt3.14
>>57950985
Im pretty sure my parents might suspect im gay. Ive never brought any girl home and ive been told im good looking, i just cant get a girlfriend
>>57951219
I didn't believe it, but after looking in photoshop the faces match after a bit of minimal stretching things around.
>20 years old
have literally never mentioned women to my parents
>all the friends they know for me are male
>as far as I know they have never found out what type of pornography I view
I am straight but I wonder if my parents have ever slightly doubted my sexuality. They're very conservative so probably not
>>57951442
Good job lad.
>>57951577
Same. My aunt asked me if I was gay once as a joke, but it was never brought up again. I can't help being an awkward fuck with no female friends.
>>57951577
Same here mate. My family always ask me about girlfriends and its awkward as fuck
