Life edition
crayon pop
>>57914897
grime
need a gf pronto
dont care
>>57914960
thanks?
Just realised Napoleon was Italian, he grew up speaking Corsican which when I used google translate looked very similar to Italian, and not at as similar to French
>>>57914765
Is this what our schools look like these days lads
>>57915020
he was also an insurgent fighting for Corsican independence from France for a while in his youth
Wish all the normies would fuck off
Proof that Chads can be autistic
Check out this guy, he's actually pretty funny too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alcmKNjlFuo [Open]
>>57915020
corsicans an italian dialect
in his early years he was a corsican nationalist and opposed the french
gf just texted me saying she's lonely and can't wait till I come back from work
bit clingy tbqh
>>57915020
I'll alert the Historians
>>57915020
He was born two years after the Genoese handed over Corsica to the French. He has an Italian name though, Napoleon Bonaparte is the French version of Napoleone Buona Parte
>need to go to the shop to get dishwasher tablets
>literally the ONLY thing needed but they are needed badly
>have no car and no bicycle
>shop is 40 minutes walk away
wake_me_up.png
>>57915110
No fuck off it's french for good appartment
Anyone here used to post in the old /brit/s that first popped up several years ago ?
Are classes still a thing in Britain?
Which class are you and how do you view people of other classes?
>>57915140
just wash without them lad
still works
>>57915151
/brit/?
invented it mate.
>>57915140
Just put a drop of washing up liquid in there
>>57915151
nah I'm an /sp/ outlaw tbqh, only been here 2 years or so
>>57915150
reasonably amusing post
>>57915180
I'd rather just put a tablet thing in and press a button.
>>57915007
>getting blasted from a japanese tourist bar
oh dear lord
>>57915168
Very much so
Lower middle. The """working""" class are lazy benefits-scroungers whose only output are an abundance of children and crime. The upper classes are just poncy circlejerkers.
>>57915168
>tfw working class Northerner
Literally less privileged than black people in America
If all Political parties had UKIPs immigration policy, who would you vote for?
>>57915255
Conservative
>>57915168
Not really, especially now white people think it's trendy to proclaim themselves working class,in when in reality they epitomise the middle class.
>>57915255
con
>>57915168
class is very much a thing but where I am. Everyone hates everyone with more or less than they have.
good thing about being working class is my thick neck muscles
>>57915168
think i'm somewhere stuck on the line between working class and middle class
there's a new underclass nowadays though, which is for benny scroungers
>>57915168
Fighter/Druid
>>57915235
>Lower middle
Good lad.
>mfw someone thinks they're upper middle and their parents aren't doctors, dentists, engineers or lawyers
Guys, my wife's son keeps calling me by my first name even though I asked him to call me dad.
What should i do?
>>57915255
Labour
>>57915255
timmy farron and the lib dem massive haha
>>57915336
Thwack him
Test times
8:10am
9:07am
10:14am
2:32pm
Which should I go for?
>>57915327
>not being middle middle class
>>57915327
Your class isn't dependent on your parents occupation or income. It's just a factor that influences cultural, economic, symbolic and social capital, which determines your class.
>>57915372
8 am
heh yeah i'm not working class scum but i'm not a posh snob either *sips glass of mother*
>>57915336
Give him a mild tongue lashing but then stop before you get really into it because you've remembered that you're not his real father and hold absolutely zero authority over him since his mother will always side with him, not you.
>>57915390
>not being middle diddle play-the-fiddle middle class
>>57915168
Yes
Working and underclass are generally chav scum, upper middle classes are generally "going to Cambodia to find myself on my gap year" type cunts, actual upper classes are probably inbred and involved some way in systematic noncing.
>he didn't get let in to a tourist bar
tears in my eyes
>>57915372
10:14
>>57915168
I am upper middle class (net worth ~£2M, parents' net worth ~£10M).
I loathe the upper class and look down on the underclass scroungers, working class scum, and lower middle class scum who think having been pushed out of the mine shaft and into the cubicle by economic forces beyond their control means they have advanced socially.
The antipathy is mutual on all fronts.
>>57915372
10:14am defo
you don't want to be in rush hour traffic for the early ones
>>57915255
UKIP
>>57915168
Can be but it depends a lot on the situation and what part of the class system, it can be very situational. I grew up classfied as C2/C1 though my dad was A but nowadays i am somewhere between Technical Middle Class and New Affluent Worker.
>>57915235
that's really interesting for me because we dont really have a class structure here in germany
>>57915007
oh shit, what happened lad!?
>>57915444
>you don't want to be in rush hour traffic for the early ones
I've been told I should aim for rush hour, since it means you don't have to actually drive, justplod along in jams for 2 hours
>>57915441
fuck off literal billionaire twat reeeeeeeeee
am foaming out the mouth just reading this
>>57915327
When you've moved out of home how much you earn starts to become more important than how much your parents earn in figuring out if you're lower/upper middle class
>I loathe the upper class and look down on the underclass scroungers, working class scum, and lower middle class scum who think having been pushed out of the mine shaft and into the cubicle by economic forces beyond their control means they have advanced socially.
>The antipathy is mutual on all fronts
>>57915327
but lad, most of upper mid class is made of succesfull merchants and vendors.
>>57915441
>I am upper middle class
Oh piss off Craven
>>57915441
can I get a student loan off you if UK leaves the EU lad ?
>>57914889
this made me sad, thank you asshole
>>57915168
Classes are a thing every where you utter fucking daft goyim. Although the class system in Britain is no longer tied to Birth its mainly about how much money you earn.
Also
Rogue >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Any other meme class
>>57915471
Depends on how many dodgy junctions you hit
Easier to play down a minor if you're the only one on the road
>>57915441
>lower middle class scum who think having been pushed out of the mine shaft and into the cubicle by economic forces beyond their control means they have advanced socially.
>current year
>social mobility
laughing my class off
>>57915495
have you seen his gaff? Craven is aristocracy
>>57915471
you'll still have to complete the whole test route, it will just take a lot longer
and for me as a learner, driving along smoothly was a lot easier than stop start traffic
>>57915441
If you are that well off financially, you are probably upper class than upper middle. What do your parents do?
>>57915481
Yeah I agree; social mobility and all that. I just still use the parental environment to classify class because I myself am a pathetic NEET who still lives with his parents.
Morality is objective, everything in the world is co dependent and everything that exists matters equally even your seemingly most unimportant thoughts and actions. Happiness as an ideal is the most important and beautiful form of good, and to be virtuous is to be happy. We have the ability to project meaning to everything and life is truly what you make it.
Bet if he was in any country other than Japan none of you would give a single fuck what he did
Also stop gassing about the hug, you make it sound like the only thing to do abroad is shag which makes you sound like insecure teenagers
Japboy I think you should set the record straight and list every place you've been so far, stop letting these nonces make their own narrative
>>57915504
Whens your dolmio day?
When banter goes wrong
Hahahaha
>>57915448
why?
>cat dies
>prospective first-gf I'd been chatting with online for months stops talking to me
>Two of my friends can't come to the one social event I have each week because of girlfriend maintenance
>Because it'd only be us three now the other two aren't coming
Been an interesting week lads, and looks to be a fun weekend! haha
>>57915504
who actually buys that shit though? its shite
>>57915553
Who's name is that
>>57915565
Cat owners deserve to suffer
>>57915441
post proof or fuck off m8
what happened to maisiebro ?
>>57915553
>who shall we get to model the new kit?
>why, Harry Kane of course because he scores the most goals and gets the most media attention!
He literally looks like a mong and he is a chronic mouthbreather.
>>57914960
hawt ngl
>>57915606
But I'm not a cat owner
>>57915599
Jane?
>>57915441
>probably early-late twenties at best
>net worth 2M pound
>I am upper middle class guys
I mean, you need just about 700k to qualify as top 1% of UK wealth if I remember right so with 2M you're well into the 1% and you're young too
>>57915615
got caught up in gang warfare and was shot
>>57915529
It's really not that much, plus a quarter of net worth is in my house, I don't have much liquidity in general.
My father runs a medium-sized business, my mother doesn't work but used to be an accountant.
>>57915509
It's the truth.
>>57915089
>wait till I come back from work
what happens then lad?
>>57915629
>Thinking that post is true
wew
Drinking class.
>>57915625
Good for you then
>>57915650
That's why I'm laughing.
I don't have a car or a driving instructor.
If I just turn up on the day, will they have cars I can do the test in, or will I need a new instructor?
>took my washing in because I knew it was gonna rain
>it's raining now
On the phone to the Met Office now to see about a job.
>>57915606
Jamal Taekwondoishqa
What class am i lads?
Have 15k in the ISA, 2K corporate bonds in my name, 5k in the current account. Currently at University.
what is it with builders doing a proper dehydrated stinky piss in the toilet and not flushing
you can't call yourself rich unless you can afford your own army
>>57915715
im fucking howling lad
yes you'll need a new instructor
>>57915739
What do your parents do
have the "buy some land fever" desu lads
>>57915715
You need your own car.
>>57915757
My dad operates machines for a living and my mum is a manager at JJB Sports outlet.
>>57915715
no you need your own car or an instructors car
>>57915739
somewhere on the middle class spectrum but there's more than just money that will determine where
>>57915739
>Currently at University.
Twat class
>>57915757
Dad's a middle manager, earns about 110k a year. Mum doesn't work.
just text my mum lads
>>57915747
they do a lot of work on houses where there isn't running water so they'll just piss in the toilet and then flush it through with a bucket of water at the end of the day so it becomes habit to not bother flushing, also because they are animals.
>>57915739
Class can't be bought
>>57915783
What other factors, apart from >>57915790 ?
>>57915790
Upper middle
>>57915792
>having a relationship with your mum
FONT
>>57915756
>>57915765
>>57915783
Fuck, my instructor just quit because his kid got cancer
Guess I need to sort out a new one.
>Class can't be bought
Home team beat Melbourne Victory lads hahahahahahahahahaha hahaha
...................
hahahahhahahahahahahahahhaha
home time Victory lads
>>57915792
>>57915845
how selfish
Communism
>>57915845
what an inconsiderate twat
>>57915615
went to syria
>>57915837
>FONT
what's dis new gimmick?
welcome to the party lads
FUCK OFF LITERAL BILLIONAIRES REEEEEEEE
>class is for men
Found this video pretty distressing desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yVZinFIhU8#t=20s
swag is for boys
>>57915850
Bad post
>That's right m'lady, I have named my mum "Mother" on my phone
>>57915892
commie twats from western countries literally trigger me tbqh
>>57915751
could get a few blokes to beat somoene up t b h
>>57915892
There's one guy with 2 million in wealth, hardly ''literal billionares''
>>57915751
i am my own army desu
Better change the sheets I suppose
>>57915933
I address my mum as "Mother" and my father as "Sir".
>>57915942
Same probably, as long as that someone was me
>talks about class
>doesn't mention what paper he reads
>doesn't mention what paper his mum and dad read when he was growing up
>>57915985
>I address my mum as "Mother" and my father as "Sir".
>>57915985
I address your mum as "slag" and she fucking loves it
>>57915932
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAhAHAHHA
H E N R I Q U E
How many of you get hired help anyway?
I have a cleaning lady in twice a week and a gardener once in a while.
>>57916011
>Telegraph
>Daily Mail
>>57915959
FUCK OFF NEW CUNT REEEEEEEEE
just took out a 50k loan, puts me in the middle class bracket wahey
>>57916046
i am my own cleaning lady and gardener desu
>>57916046
You mean the misses?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ny3nJXp_eZw
>getting double teamed by ASMR twins
hot desu
>>57916075
Fuck off, 50k loan is a liability, not asset cunt
Doing an outrageous nandos lads
No based 3 quid deal today
>>57916117
your willy is a liability
>>57916141
>mash AND chips
por que
>>57916046
Do cheap club slags count if they move some things off the bed?
>>57916046
I have a daily dog walker and cleaner that comes once a month, that's it desu
>>57916141
>mashed potato and chips
What the fuck?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jErJimwom94
Is Torquay nice? Thinking about holidaying down there during the Summer.
>>57916141
I've never had nandos, is it really that good?
>>57916141
>mash AND chips
you're fucking out of control
>>57916155
>>57916164
>manlets
>>57916141
lmao 2 carb
>>57916161
Your dog probably loves your dog walker more than you lad.
>>57916179
I've only ever had their chicken caeser salad with piri-piri chips
It's decent tbf
>>57916179
It's okay, nothing special. You may as well try it to see what the meme is all about. Get half a chicken
>>57916179
yeah absolutely top notch, unlimited free drinks too (know a method)
makes me sick to think im sharing a thread with LITERAL millionaires
what the actual fuck
if i ever seen you in real life, i would rob you for everything you had and leave you naked in an alleyway
>mashed potato and chips
>>57916175
not a fan
>>57916218
good luck getting past their bodyguards x
>>57916217
it's (have a method), you shopping trolley
>>57916038
Not a fan of either, just hate Brisbane
>>57916224
not an argument
>give me your finest glass of water
>>57916218
rasheed
>>57916011
Guardian
Guardian
>>57916233
i remixed the meme you spacker
>>57916175
There's a great hotel there I've heard
>>57916011
USA Today
FT
>>57916011
>he can read
FOB
why did lib dems fund this when it's just a bunch of /brit/ memes?
>>57916175
No not really. the Harbour area is nice but the rest is very deprived.
t. Devoner
>>57916198
i walk her everyday in the afternoon as well and spend most of the day with her so nah
he only spends an hour a day with her
she does love him too though
>>57916011
FT
The Telegraph
>>57916238
Why?
>>57916213
>>57916216
>>57916217
Thing is, and I know how stupid this is but I hate eating meat from the bone, like I can cook a roast chicken and cut the meat from it and put it on a plate and eat it but if there is meat on my plate with a bone in it I lose the will to eat. I know it's silly but I can't help it.
Do they do a boneless option for faggots?
>>57916299
http://wesaystay.uk/
forgot link
>tfw everyone is bullying your party
g-guys s-stop :c
>>57916324
I'm the same, yes there is a boneless option
Opinions on dating sites lads? Not particularly desperate desu just worth a shot
>>57916324
Chicken caeser salad mate, I'm telling you
Boneless chunks of breast in your choice of sauce, bed of lettuce, croutons and a bit of cheese
Just throw the chips right in there and tuck in
>>57916011
Economist, FT (Obviously since im not some drone)
Didnt read papers really. are 100% working class Northerners
>>57916324
You can get chicken thighs or, butterfly, which is just breast. They're both boneless
>noethern level
>pondlife music starts playing
N
E
T
T
O
Netto is the place to go
Shop all day, shop all night
Come back home with a bag of shite
hmm...
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/czech-republic-leaders-approve-plan-to-change-countrys-name-to-czechia-a6985121.html
im crying rn
>>57916393
good
Friday night
No friends available for the weekend and can't think of anything to do til work on Monday
Hmm
Anyone here ever call their teacher when they were younger mum?
>>57916323
Because uhm, ok fine I'm victory
>>57916354
Mine stems from being a child and biting into a chicken drumstick and accidentally biting too hard and the bone broke and I freaked out, to this day I still blame my gran for that and I'm glad she's dead.
>>57916422
oh fucking hell
>class conscious sissy brits pitty patter about their status and materialist habits like proud school girls
literally howling with laughter
>>57916422
Everyones done that m8
It's the worst
>>57916450
>patter
It's banter, you Scottish twat
>>57916331
>stupid normie bird with a bunch of selfies is gonna win the eurostar tickets instead of kev
absolutely disgusting
>>57916450
>patter
haha you fucking retard
![1460674694411[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/trJWQMy.jpg "1460674694411[1].jpg")
>>57916413
>>57916453
>Everyone
Uhhh
>>57916432
HAHAHAHAHHAHAA
>>57916418
What city lad?
>London level
>rasheed music starts playing
>>57916450
>pitty patter
not heard this expression desu
pitter patter is close but means something else entirely
>>57916422
no way back from that, that was it for the rest of the day, you were that dickhead who called miss jenkins mum
>>57916218
t. underclass
>>57916369
>ecnomist
>not a drone
wew
>>57916484
Dont even lie you little bogan cunt
>West Midlands level
>Call to prayer starts playing
Morning cuntbags
>>57916422
Instead of daydreaming about your mum perhaps you should have learnt how to construct sentences properly.
>>57916505
>What sites do people here often visit to kill time?
4chan
>>57916505
I visit 4chan to kill time
>>57916485
Sydney
>>57916505
4chan
>>57916410
>>57916465
>>57916499
>>57916465
good retort
>>57916521
>>57916571
I was probing for more
>>57916011
Cambs Times
Anyone got a spare bf? Need one badly.
>>57916523
>>57916567
That's chechnya, the muslim part of Russia lad. not chechia which is the czech republic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBPbAzrPFmE
>>57916588
>Not the Hunts Post
so what are we talking about today aye lads?
andi don't want to box man trust me
>>57916505
mojawyspa.co.uk
As a middle class Pole I find it a pleasure to lurk the forums of working class Poles and feel good about myself.
>>57916645
>3000 pounds
>being gay
come on it's 2016 I thought we were past that
≥≥57916595
>ban evading
baka
What happened to Harvey Keitel that means he has to do shitty UK insurance company adverts? Alimony?
![Cfg9MdVWQAAKEWN[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UwRNilA.jpg "Cfg9MdVWQAAKEWN[1].jpg")
aaahhh yes, governments, very impressive.
libertarianism is the only way.
>>57916705
hat
>>57916705
b-b-but Labour!
![1460676002214[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/Hh9zmB1.png "1460676002214[1].png")
bollocks
>libertarianism is the only way
I used to push charlie, now Charlie's pushing me.
>>57916637
What a waste of time watching this
>There are adults who don't understand the difference between the deficit and the debt
>>57916737
Porn is haraam anyway, paki bastard.
>>57916763
What do you want to know?
>not being gay
These days I find myself daydreaming being gay
