Do you love America
>>57907202
Yes.
america is cowtits the country
>>57907202
Of course not
>>57908471
You jelly, Bruce?
I don't hate it but living there as an introverted person seems hell.
>small talk
I love Animerica.
>>57908597
People just ignore you once they realize you're a weird fuck.
>>57908597
>>57909004
Do you love Japan
i want to go on vacation there desu
what do americans think of northern europeans?
>>57909037
Don't be so mean
>>57908597
Nice weather we're having huh anon
>>57909062
Gay boys
>>57909062
The women are hot and the men are either burly and cool or gigantic pussies
>>57908597
>small talk
Worst ever shit in western world.
>>57909087
>>57909072
i'm not exactly a cuck so i guess i'm fine.
>>57909219
Yeah if you're tall blonde and have an accent you'll be puttin your winky in some vagoos
>>57908597
>>57909122
>small talk
???
>>57909307
Some anon told us that in America you are supposed to talk to strangers like when waiting a bus or being on the elevator.
>>57909219
>swedish
>not a cuck
:^)
>>57909464
you don't have to talk to anybody it's just not socially taboo if you want to like it is in Northern Europe
In NYC most people would prob just tell you to fuck off if you tried talking to them
>>57909464
Hmm... I am a extremely introverted person, and I have never found this pressure, at least not in my city (San Francisco.)
Sometimes somebody will talk to you in the elevator, but nobody has ever talked to me on the bus.
>tfw no big titted American gf
I could probably get one but flights to USA are fucking expensive :/
>>57909562
>San Francisco
you wanna hook up
>>57907202
of course, i love american
but sometimes i meet butthurt…
why american so annoying?
Yes. Please throw it into the hole of my buttocks this time
Of course I do
America is the greatest country in the world
>>57907202
wtf I love USA now
Except Chelsea grin and bad sweets
>>57907202
>>57907202
I love all 32 flavors of big American titties
>>57907202
>tfw no English teacher from Boston
>>57909062
We think you're autistic and gay
>>57907202
yesyesyes
>>57907202
Yes
>>57907202
Yes.
>>57907202
America is my waifu
>>57909672
>>57909562
faggots
>>57907202
OBAMA FUCK YOUR MAMA OSTAV V POKOE DONBASS ZLOY PIDORAS!
>>57907202
Flat chest >>>> Cowtits
Russia >>>> USA
Love america
HATE the yanks on /int/. Thinking of range-filtering you all, but the few exceptions stop me.
>>57919706
ХЗAХAХAХAХ CУКA
>>57909491
>africa criticising a better country
hahaha
fuck yeah 'murica.
although stop dicking around in other countries' affairs, why not set up a fund with the shit ton of monies you have?
>>57907202
Yes of course. The greatest country in the world ever. No sarcasm.
>all these yeses
Is it opposite day on /int/? Usually it'd be ~75% no.
>>57908471
true
b
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>>57907202
Huge tits ruin girls backs and sag prematurely
>>57916759
ベーカー先生が大好き ＼(*_*)/
>>57920118
>stop getting involved with other countries
>Give us money though
Typical.
>>57920249
shut up nerd
Why do Americans use their flag as underwear? Is that how little respect you have for the most recognizable symbol of your country?
>>57920516
It's not exactly accepted here, trust me. The flag is very important to us burgers.
>>57920188
Why do you think so? People who say "No" just envy at you.
>>57919785
I love you ireland
>>57907202
i love you america
>>57920576
>>57920805
We made you
>>57920787
I've been bullied and had my feelings hurt many times on /int/ just for my flag, so it's a bit surprising to me
Do Americans call their flag Red, White and Blue? Is it general expression?
>>57921064
What do you khow about have feelings hurt just for your flag? Although...
>>57909562
>Sometimes somebody will talk to you in the elevator
Why would anyone even start a conversation that doesn't have a practical purpose with absolutely unfamiliar people? Mysterious american soul, i will probably never understand it.
>>57921157
The Star-Spangled Banner, desu
>>57907202
Everyone loves America.
>>57920438
relevant polandball
>>57921197
I know a lot. It happens all the time, but it is hard to tell sometimes if people really hate me for my flag or they're just being edgy
>>57920249
good thing that shit doesn't apply to 2D
>>57907202
Yes, i love America with all my heart and soul.
>>57921157
old glory
stars and stripes
>>57921308
I know that feel, bro
I want to cum inside America
>>57921409
>go on /int/ to get away from having feelings hurt in real life
>get feelings hurt on /int/ by people who don't even know me
>>57909464
You're not expected to make small talk with anyone. It's just that it is not considered rude to do so.
New England here though. Might be different elsewhere.
>>57921056
We improved you.
>>57921234
>>57921397
I got it. The flag has a lot of ways to call.
>>57909464
>>57921488
>tfw go to the hair salon that is $5 more expensive because the guy that works there doesn't try to force smalltalk on me while he cuts my hair even though I prefer how the lady at the cheaper place cuts my hair
I wish there was some way to tell people to shut up with their smalltalk without being rude.
>>57921488
Wow. If you try to talk with a stranger in Russia, you would look stupid. As for me I would feel uncomfortable talking with a stranger.
>>57916759
Ellen baker is cute, but I can't love a red socks fan
>not posting chesty americans so we can feel more lonely
>>57921064
Holy shit you're such a fucking pussy lol
WAHHHHH I CANT TAKE THE BANTER MY MOMMY DIDN'T HUG ME AS A CHILD
>>57922678
>bullying = banter
Banter is fine and can be funny, but most of the time it's bullying disguised as banter (and oftentimes not even disguised)
>>57922877
Its only bullying to emotional fucks like you. Get off your period, bitch boy lol
>>57922898
ew, 3d
>>57923146
pls stop. I can't help being like this
>>57923220
You can by growing a fucking pair
When did American men get so fucking neutered?
>>57909491
>Morocco
>>57923375
>>57923450
please tell me you were at least raised by a neurotic single mother so there's an excuse for you being a big fat baby
>>57923698
I was raised by a physically abusive mother and a father who called me garbage, useless, pig, etc. since I was at least 3.
>>57923784
that shit should harden you, not turn you into a pathetic crying mess famalam
>>57923924
>spend your formative years where 95% of your personality is developed hearing almost nothing but how worthless you are, and if your five year old self defend yourself you just get yelled at or physically abused
>it should harden you
Less emotional bullshit more cool American shit please
>>57924095
They probably hit you too hard and damaged your brain so now you're just a giant crying vagina instead
>>57924207
Maybe. I do remember my vision turning completely green or dark a few times and losing my sense of proprioception
YES
>>57924114
Too rude.
>>57924114
is anyone else looking forward to independence day?
>>57924529
Yes because my bday is around that time and I intend on getting wasted and eating a lot of cake while wearing all my American flag attire
why america has two Washingtons?
The United States of America is a dysfunctional country.
It's quite embarrassing how not a single western country is decent.
>>57924643
Mine is too.
>tfw share my bday with Bush
>>57924698
low quality bait
>>57924679
We love Washington a lot. We've built him up almost as a mythical figure.
>>57924715
My family is lazy and used to make my bday parties on July 4th so about half my bdays have been America themed
>>57924807
>tfw family never made me a birthday party
>except for the one time they did it was a combined birthday party on my brother's birthday two months later, but most people forgot it was supposed to be for me too
>>57924679
Because Washington was based af.
>>57924288
Bro
I was raized by a german , and a old time one.
I was beaten merciless for nothing.
Imagine being 5 years old:
Be in Ship because you grandfather is Captain (of containers ships) , he asked to go get a fold named "Willcomendashells", dont speak German because was raised and born in Portugal , see literally HUNDREDS of folders cant take two, ONLY one , is i was wrong (wich happened 90% of times ) get beaten untill im barely conscious . Now i could tell you i was beaten until i reach 16 years of age. I could tell you i love my grandfather is my best friend , i dont hold any grudges because he he did it EXACTLY the way he was raised.
Today im 24 years old , and i am literally Master of my fate, and capable of grasping any situation with out hesitation. Im grateful for having my grandfather and even more grateful that i was worthy of hes time. He also rewarded me, he took me all around the world, put me throw private school etc
Obrigado Opa, i miss you everyday
>>57924990
I know somebody raised like that and they're one of the most successful people I've ever met. Their work ethic is crazy and they don't complain about anything.
>>57916759
>from boston
ruined it for me desu
>>57920292
... idiot
>>57927514
What?
>>57907202
More than anything
>>57908597
>Hey, how's it going? Where are you visiting from? You're from Japan? How was your flight over here?
>>57920118
We already send more money in foreign aid than any other country. We send tens of billions of dollars every year, and it doesn't seem to be helping a whole lot.
>>57909062
Come to minnesota and you'll blend right in and everyone is super nice, just be white and speak English and don't be a hipster cuck
>>57921203
It's usually when something 'significant' happens to apply to both of you and you both realize it at once.
I opened the front door to my apartment complex and there was a lady standing there with her keys and neither of us were expecting the other to be there and both jumped really good. We both had like a 15 second chat of 'you scared me'
Very occasionally a person will literally bring up the weather and how nice or shitty it is and expect you to continue the conversation with them as they talk about their past or some garbage and that's where it starts to suck. I don't mind the 15 second things because who cares but I'm not going to continue a real conversation with a stranger
https://hbr.org/2013/02/the-big-challenge-with-america
>he can't small talk
How hard can it be? Sure it's a stranger but it's just another dude or dudette man, what's the big deal? Everyone goes through the same shit and you're even in the same place or job or whatever so it can't be that difficult. Just be yourself.
http://www.englishwithimpact.com/learn-american-small-talk/
>6. Sports – If you like sports, be sure to talk about sports. What sports do you like? If you like American sports, that’s all the better. Many Americans like sports. However, be certain that you are speaking with someone that likes sports. If you talk about sports with someone that does not like sports, they won’t tell you directly, “I don’t like sports” or “I’m not at all interested in sports”. People are more likely to say something like, “I don’t like sports much”, “I don’t like sports that much”, “I don’t follow sports that much”, or “I’m not really into sports”. Of course, these statements indicate that, maybe, the speaker likes sports to some small degree. However, this is not so. To make a plain statement such as, “I do not like sports”, would come across as too negative for most Americans. Maybe, we can talk more about this later.
accurate. too bad even normies here don't get that I don't want to talk about sports
>>57931548
>not being interested in at least one sport
>>57932100
I'll clarify that most normies consider most valid sports topics to be two teams with goals and a ball. MAYBE something like golf.
I like cross country but that's each person for a team and a long bit of running, literally only cross country runners would care to talk about it. I've attempted to bring it up a few times but it just gets a "huh that's neat" and suddenly we aren't talking about sports anymore
>>57932184
cross country running*
>>57932184
Wew lad, try watching some football. I hated watching sports until I got into college and started watching my team play. I thought watching sports was idiotic and couldn't understand why people wouldn't just play the sports. Now I love watching sports.
>>57932260
>normie reaction is to "stop liking what you like and start liking what I like"
TYPICAL NORMIE
don't fall for the memes, most girls here are either ugly or have small tits
i've only seen really big tits on ethnic scandis here or obese non-whites
>>57932184
Just tell people you're working on a new sport called hovercraft hockey, but you're still looking for investors.
>>57931294
What boggles my mind isn't that Americans want to talk, it's that they want to talk but at the same time only want to exchange superficious generics. As soon as you actually start giving actual points about an actual topic you suddenly creep them out.
>>57932334
Speak for yourself neighborino
>>57920188
Don't you fucking tell me when to say yes or no, you fucking commie!
>>57932314
I'm telling you to give it a try. Maybe it'll help you overcome your crippling autism.
>>57932493
It's just another formality like shaking hands or bowing.
No
>>57932334
Small pert breasts are better than fat sacks that will sag.
>>57932493
That's because it's not about the topic. It's really a non-complex personality test. How you provide your irrelevant conversation can help a person get a surface grasp of your personality which can help later in a real business meeting or exchange.
Also there's really no wrong way to do this, even by ignoring the small talk or by actually arguing like you it gives an answer. With the first it shows the person is anti social so you should only work with when necessary and with yours it shows you are really serious so you should only talk with when you know your own stuff (but yes they'll get weirded out since they now feel uncomfortable. the entire point of small talk is to get comfortable with someone else)
Almost as much as I like sankakusui.
>>57932661
How am I supposed to get comfortable with someone who judges others over how well they can talk about niggerpuck playoffs?
>>57932637
this mindset is so stupid. first of all, small breasts also sag, asses sag, everything sags when a woman gets old. it has nothing to do with weight or mass and everything to do with genes
second, nobody in their right mind selects a women based on how she would look when she's 50.
i wish the DFCtards would just grow up and stop trying to turn every discussion about breasts into one about their disorder. you're in the minority of the minority
>>57932838
That's you're problem. Try starting with the weather or how long your flight was or how cool some car is.
>>57932930
WHAT IF THEY'RE A CHEVY PERSON
>>57932990
gambatte kudasai
Remember to always congradulate and talk about birthdays but NEVER ask about age
Same with weight, it's okay to talk about how you gained or lost weight but never ask about it or say how much
>>57932990
Are you not a Chevy guy?
>>57933063
How can anyone seriously be a Chevy guy? Apart from their lucky strike small block everything about the brand is complete trash, and everything decent that ever came out out other GM brands has either been ignored by the market or killed off by bean counters, including Oldsmobile and the many innovations they introduced and Pontiac with their ballsy Delorean engineering. Also every Chevy fan is a slack jawed yokel.
>>57933250
This kraut knows what he's talking about
>>57932892
Oversized things are masculine, small things are feminine, literal pleb.
>>57933250
>implying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ErOX8V-m3o
GM currently makes some of the best chassis in the world, the small block is one of the all time great engines, and the Corvette is the first American sports car to show up the European rivals in more ways than value.
Big thighs > Big boobs
>>57933499
>>57933474
Good thing he drove the Stingray, the Z06 would've jettisoned its pistons through the block before the end of the lap.
Also a certain compact 1961 Pontiac supervised by the John Delorean who later went on to build the Delorean had independent suspension 2 years before the Corvette, an (optional) all aluminum engine (which was later abandoned by GM, licensed by Rover and refined until 2004) 8 years before the Corvette and a transaxle for 50:50 weight distribution 36 years before the Corvette.
>tfw your autism killed the thread
So much for small talk.
>>57934876
good job
>>57932605
s-sorry ;_;, just pls don't call me a commie
>>57909605
>tfw fly from America to Sweden every year for $700~ round trip
>>57932334
>girls here are either ugly or
Clearly you never leave your house. We have every kind of qt imaginable here
>>57929171
lol what are you talkng about? minnesota is full of hipsters and non whites, we even have lots of somalis, except they rent destroying the state bc america doesnt have shit integration strategies like europe. we're basically a sweden that doesnt suck
>>57922898
She's really hot
>>57943382
That's a face only a mother could love
>>57943414
what
Always admired the US
>>57943486
just saying her face is not very attractive
>>57924679
Washington has become almost Godlike here, the closest thing I would compare it to is how your Emperor is seen. He's on money, has a giant monument in DC, he's on mt. Rushmore, and there's a State named after him and the Capital of the country is named after him.
>>57932595
pretty sure she gets fucked by big black cocks every day
May be a greatly flawed country but it is the most powerful and influential one for a reason. Based neighbours too.
>>57947825
Nice job ruining the thread.
