>Italian: "I would like a pizza pls."
>>57889057
MAMA MIA
>>57889106
PAPA PIA
>>57889057
I don't speak Polsku
I also want a pizza but shit's not open no in this cominist country
>>57889969
>Turks run their "pizza" places until 2-3 am here
>It's only like 0:30 in Sweden
This is what you get for letting in the lazy immigrants instead of the hard working pizza-shoarma making Turks.
>>57889057
That looks tasty AF
>>57889969
Do things really close like that there ? I thought it was a meme. There's a ton of 24 hour stuff in the US
>>57889057
>American:"I would like a pizza, sirrrrrrr, many tips for you!"
>>57890406
I don't know how it is in Sweden but we don't have any 24 hour places. Everything closes at 9 or 10 pm at the very latest, even all the take-out places.
The sole exception to this are the Turks, who will not stop working until 2 or 3 am at night delivering their shoarma and taste if incredibly simple inauthentic pizza.
Like, a "margaritha" is literally just a pizza with tomato paste on it, and gouda cheese covering every inch except the rim.
Then any other pizza is a margarita with topping. I haven't seen mozzarella yet on one of the pizzas from those places.
let me just post this fine american pizza
>>57890673
It's Lahmacun you ignorant cunt
>>57890505
Hate to say it, but that monstrosity looks so unpalatable that I assumed it was English in origin.
>>57890747
No it really isn't. They sell those too and they're good but I am talking about pic related. Holy shit how do you not recognize your own national recipe?
By the way you don't actually get that basil on it, obviously. That's for the picture.
>>57889057
>>57890505
>>57890718
>>57890859
I would gladly eat all these
>>57890973
I hope Americans don't actually eat an entire Chicago pizza at once
>>57891159
i can eat a 16 inch pizza all by myself about 4 times a week.
any more than that and i start to feel a bit sick
>>57890505
people don't understand how great this is
>>57891205
you are absolutely disgusting
your nation and all the people living in it are absolutely revolting
Superior
>>57891249
what? is it because he doesn't top them with semen rations like yuros do?
>>57891332
The decadence of this pizza is on another level.
>>57891205
Holy shit... That one is still worse though, all that fucking mozzarella would kill you
>>57890505
This is called "chicago-style pizza", only sick people eat it.
>>57891460
check out this authentic ny style pizza
>>57891332
>>57891460
>>57891530
They look much better than American """pizzas"""
>>57891205
>In American pizza comes in inches
lmao
>>57891394
no, because you are fat obnoxious sacks of burger lard
>>57891608
you'll get over that complex soon enough giuseppe
desu a plain and simple margherita is fine every now and then, but it being "the only true pizza" like Napolitans claim would be kinda boring
>>57891882
You got it wrong, they don't say that only the Margherita variant is the true pizza. The true pizza is simply the one made by Neapolitans, they say (and it's kinda true)
American pizza is the best
>>57889057
That margherita looks fine.
![pizza[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uc5A0NF.jpg "pizza[1].jpg")
rekt
>>57892370
>take italian pizza
>replace mozzarella with yellow "cheese"
>drown it in grease
>call it american pizza
>???
>shitpost on 4chan
>>57892636
I see a bit of döner, is there more under it? Because then it is god tier.
>>57890505
This is pie, not pizza.
>>57892636
Kebabpizza is ok but they always put too much sauce, and replace that garbage sallad with ruccola.
>>57893280
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-O5d1FwiLI
>>57889057
>2016
>still eating pizza
Flammkuchen this is the new shit
>>57893702
>Flammcucken
>>57893702
>tfw left-Upper-Rhine fag
>tfw despise bacon with the power of a 1000 suns
Other than that Flammkuchen is quite nice, lack of tomato aside
>Nobody posted this monstrosity yet
>>57889057
Italians put chips on pizza the animals
>>57893831
>>57890859
>>57889057
Looks tasty as fuck
>>57893702
>No flammkuchen in Moscow
>only pizza, doner and some other turkish stuff
Would like to see a flammkuchen cafe with low prices.
None of the pizzas in this thread look good.
>>57894108
here you go
http://germanfood.about.com/od/flourbasedrecipes/r/Flammkuchen-Recipe-Alsatian-Pizza.htm
I love Flammkuchen.
Try it with the Russian equivalent of "Federweisser" (young, freshly made wine)
>>57894178
Let me guess, you'd get hard over pic related?
>>57894439
scroll up. Chicago "pizza" was already posted.
Not the best the friendly neighbourhood Turk has delivered, but it was yummy
>>57892496
Nergens meer te verkrijgen ;-;
>>57892370
'murican: "I would like a heart attack pls"
Why do Europeans put leaves on their pizza?
>>57894622
Why did America put a leaf on its head?
>>57894622
Because they taste good. Quattro Formaggi with rucola on top is something great
>>57894622
Because basil and tomato is like the perfect complement, they even improve each other when you grow them close together
>>57894736
fucking rekt
>Make thread about Italian "pizza".
>Italians getting butthurt left and right.
>Yuropoors in general showing off their shitty tastes (like with everything else).
>Yuropoors posting Chicago "I can die at any moment so I'll eat whatever" pies and thinking that those are pizzas and a pathetic attempt to defend their lack of taste.
Every.
Time.
>>57895280
*in
>>57892370
You are indeed right.
>>57895280
>beeing this American
>>57895525
>Bud
>has nothing to do with Czech town
>>57895525
>Knows he got utterly btfo but still wants to try to post something that will make us salty.
>Fails miserably like the German people failed in WW1 and 2.
>>57895682
>only in America
the actual Budweiser beer tastes really good
