Who here is hyped?
I surely am!
http://ultimosegundo.ig.com.br/brasil/2016-04-14/agencia-brasileira-de-inteligencia-confirma-alerta-de-ameaca-do-estado-islamico.html
>tfw billions in stadiums that went to the pocket of politicians and bussinesmen
>tfw we will not even be able to get some money back with tourism thanks to zyka, rampant crime and now, terrorist attacks
FUCK YEAH!!!!!!
>Maxime Hauchard
Absolutely halal
>please come to Brazil
Wow, his French is almost perfect
>>57885702
lmoa isis a shit favela gangs will wreck them
Probably will be a bit suspicious that the only tickets sold for the Olympics in Brazil will be to guys names "Ahmad al-Britani" and "Suleiman al-Fransi".
>>57885702
are muslim brazilians white?
>>57885837
would be fun to see drug dealers + cops working together against terrorists
>>57885837
favela gang supor issi
>>57885702
Everyone I know that went to Brazil for the championship said it was a shithole and that they wont go again.
But smart move from ISIS, nobody will be able to distinguish them from the natives
Then, does that mean that Brazil is western?
Can't wait to see ISIS' team.
>>57885929
>Everyone I know that went to Brazil for the championship said it was a shithole and that they wont go again.
So you actually don't know nobody?
sucks for the 0.1% of Brazil that is muslim that would get lynched a day after the terror attack
>>57885931
Yes, 2020's is the age of Brazil.
Brazilian niggers and mestizos vs fanatical towelheads
Dis gon b good
>>57885931
Biggest catholic country on the planet, boy.
I cant wait for them to attack us, maybe blow the Christ in Rio de Janeiro, and them new converters to christianity finally starts the crusades again because WESTERN PUSSIES DONT HAVE THE BALLS TO START THEMSELFS.
IT WILL BE GLORIOUS!!!
>>57885921
aqufrsh supor isi
>>57886057
>Brazil
>starting a war in a different continent
Settle down monkey, your country is on the verge of total collapse. First work on that before sending out Miguel the Monkeyheart.
>>57886308
>Miguel the Monkeyheart.
>>57886308
>implying it would be an all out war.
Nigga, the homicides that will start to happen within our boarder will be awesome.
Brazil do everytghin on the shadows of corruption. WHat do you think they will do once they get a terrorist down here?
Send to the Police Station?
They will probably torture him and burn him on tires.
Also, despise the name, ISIS is not a State for us to declare war on.
>>57886415
I thought you meant another Crusade as in a war against Muslims.
Let it go, Christianity beat Islam, atheism is killing Christianity. Crusades are a thing of the past.
>>57885988
No clue what youre trying to imply.
>>57886488
>atheism is killing Christianity
not here m8, specially with Pope Francis
>>57886508
that you aren't German and probably American
>>57886488
This is what I mean.
But not as in, declaring war on Pakistan or Saudi Arabia because thought they are muslims, they are the ones who will attack us.
WHat I mean is that the hatred that we have will be probably send to all kind of muslins.
Also, we dont like immigrants for what they are doing on europe.
If we play our cards right, muslins will be persecuted and killed countrywide.
>>57886308
You don't know how this country works.
Brazilians are vengeful people and not pussies like europeans.
>>57886650
Why the fuck would I be american?
>>57886860
well you certainly aren't german
>>57886904
Im sure you can proof that?
>>57887107
Really nigga?
You will argue a point with a 14 yo kid that just arrived from school?
>>57887166
Im curious about the fantasies hes spinning up in his head, in order to make him be able to sleep at night.
>>57885929
>Everyone I know that went to Brazil for the championship said it was a shithole and that they wont go again.
Except all the Germans that came here said Brazil is no different from Germany, both in livings standards and culture.
>>57885702
I just realized that ISIS is filled wit cross board anons. Politics from /pol/, guns from /k/, economy from /biz/, treatment of women /r9k/, killing people for pussy /r9k/. I mean they have even taken shitpositing to another level. They tweet and countries move.
>>57887587
lol
>>57887928
>both in livings standards and culture.
>both in livings standards
>culture
You are as stupid as that anon. Jesus Christ.
>>57887924
Nothing of this is bad if doing by the name of God, Kyrie Eleison, anon.
But for Allah? Blasphemy!
>>57885749
thank you
We need another Hitler, but instead of culling Jews, make it Muslims.
>>57889136
Somethng tells me that the only countries where this could happen is US, brazil and poland.
>>57889136
t. rothschild
>>57889136
So Trump.
>>57889199
>and Brazil
>>57890349
Is not about military power.
Its about what countries are about to explode on hatred against Islam but didnt fall to political correctness to be fearful that "saying that all muslims are terrorists in potential is wrong".
Aside from these three and Russia that I forgot to mention, I dont know what other country would do this.
>>57885749
Lmao
>>57885929
Good, nazis aren't welcome.
>>57885702
https://twitter.com/MaximeHauchaard
Why does he only have two tweets and why would he announce this? I thought the point was to surprise infidels.
>>57886488
>Let it go, Christianity beat Islam, atheism is killing Christianity. Crusades are a thing of the past.
You're meme magic'ing them into taking over your country by thinking it like this.
If you start saying DEUS VULT everyday starting today you can stop it. Make everyone you know do it too just for good measure, meme magic works best in groups.
>>57893213
Considering it is not fake...why the fuck would islamists care about Brazil? We are like the good guys in international politics, we always were...hell, we even give Syrians refugees easy access so they can start again and muslims are well treated...
>>57893354
They don't care about Brazil, it's because the olympics are guaranteed to give them visibility. They would attack any country were it the host.
>>57893354
I sent an email to ISIS and Al-qaeda saying Brazilians considers all Muslims to be crazy suicide bombers who worship a terrorist. They probably got mad. Sorry about that..
>>57890444
>but didnt fall to political correctness
Then look elsewhere, a quick tour on Brazilian Facebook will let you check your privilege really quick. And don't forget to pay reparations for those poor Africans you shitlord.
I always fear that latin americans will all convert to islam
how incredibly hellish
>>57885702
>ISIS vs favela hues and Zika mosquitoes
>>57893410
I understand, but it is still more an attack on Brazil than anything else in my opinion.
>>57893743
Wait until you see Jose Pedro Al-Mexicani crossing the boarder and killing your family withe help of Mark Shakelberg and Bernie "fell the heartattack" Sanders.
Why won't they attack the US yet?
All it takes is 100 dead burgers for us to start up the American war machine.
I like how he says "We can attack this shitty country" as if he knows there are several other countries they can't possibly pull something big in.
>>57893893
Because all the sleeping cells that go to USA, get distracted by the American tits and forget about the mission.
>>57885861
only if considered syrian-lebanese people white
>>57886057
>Crusades
>Can't even afford a ticket to Mexico or America, yet alone the Middle East
Not like the government can afford sending you out any way.
>>57893989
kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hu_uwoMWMfU
>>57893947
Lucky for them, you can literally cross anything trough the Brazilian borders.
>ISIS
>Zika
>brewing civil war
These Olympics are going to be CUHRAZY
>>57894047
We already have ships there because UN told that "we have to help".
And is not like I would leave my house, my family and my fapping station to go to the middle of nowhere, hot as hell, to fight towelheads.
But I would not mind become a defense contractor and making weapons to be used there.
Too bad Im fucking retarded.
>>57893893
Guess what country will be the target on the Olympics.
>>57894146
>Zika
>brewing civil war
Memes
i think brazillians are the most triggering nationality in this board.
eurocucks can't even see a news about us that they are scared of being lower in gdp (which most of them already are) and soon in hdi (thanks to mass immigration of dindus to faggot land).
trying to degrade someone don't make your sjw country great
I'm going to be really upset if qt teen gymnasts get hurt.
>>57894173
the fire rises
hues are lying in wait
>>57894099
Why would them announce it on public media then ?
>>57894219
A maioria deles não tá nem aí pro Brasil, mas vocês nunca aprendem, quem posta essas notícias são brasileiros ou brasileiros com proxy. Aguentem o bullying.
>>57886812
Nope, you're just monkeys
>>57893866
You better treat us like kings once we get rid of your problem for you, cunt.
>>57894155
Doesn't matter anyway. It's much more efficient to just leave them be in their own little containment zone and let them exhaust each other and their population.
But oh wait, Merkel fucking invited them all here, so now they're not killing each other.
>>57894219
Literally half of Europe consists of post-soviet states. Of fucking course are they similar in GDP and HDI as Brazil, and they don't even have refugees.
>>57894329
se você fica tão butthurt como eles em qualquer post relacionado ao brasil, eles definitivamente ligam.
é como quando nos queremos reafirmar nossa influencia na america latina falando o quão irrelevante os boludos são. a diferença é que eu admito q se trata de butthurt
>>57894414
Brasileiros acham que esse país é relevante, quando quem posta notícias boas ou ruins são próprios brasileiros. Eles não estão nem aí, vocês que nunca se mancam.
>>57894396
>similar
we have a greater gdp than all europa except germany, uk and france.
>>57894298
Terrorists are fucking dumb. That's why they became terrorists in the first place. People who have money and a hot bimbo gf don't do this kind of stuff.
>>57894396
The problem is that they have cells in Hueland already.
And since our constitution forbids discrimination based on religion we cant investigae their "churches".
And you dont need a lot of ppl to make all hell break loose in a country.
Just look how many where needed to put France on its knees. And Belgium.
Fuck, 1 guy killed more than 80 in your country without breaking a sweat.
That is the fucked up art of terror: you dont know where it will happen.
>>57894483
>implicando que metade da razão de postarmos qualquer coisa aqui não é shitpost.
>>57894483
t. olavete
vai toma no seu cu lixo, vai ser faxineiro em miami, ja que não tem capacidade de ser nada relevante aqui
mesage to ISIS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13XKRSqDupQ
>>57894571
Pra sermos potência temor que reconhecer nossas fraquezas e nossa irrelevância.
Suécia é mais relevante que o Brasil nessa board, lidem com isso.
>>57894365
I will build you an altar of bananas if you remove kebab.
>>57894640
acontece que esse board n tem relevancia nenhuma no mundo real
>>57894683
Mas esse board pra mim representa o cidadão de primeiro mundo médio. Eles nem sabem onde o Brasil fica no mapa.
>>57894618
OH BOY!
>>57894618
ISIS BTFO
>>57894618
Ele tava falando do Beltrame?
>>57894726
>>57894726
>>57894618
mais falso q o impixment da dilma
>>57885861
There are no Muslims in Brazil. There are around 10 million Arabs but they're all Christians.
>>57895548
What a stupd thing to say.
Are you telling me that from a population of 200.000.000 ppl, there are 0 muslims in Brazil?
Nigga, there are muslins even in Japan.
>>57894047
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ci%C3%AAncia_sem_Fronteiras
>>57895734
You don't get it.
Unless there is a documentary or a wikipedia page talking about it, Brazilians simply don't know what exists inside Brazil.
>>57895917
Oh, sorry, I dint knew this.
So, if there is no wikipedia page about it, them there is no muslins in Brazil.
Seems about right.
>>57895734
I'm telling you that their numbers are so small compared to the whole universe of Brazil that they are less relevant than Mormons.
>>57895917
Hurr durr.
Are they going to cancel because of ISIS/Zika/Rousseff/bunda shortage?
>>57895999
And yet, just 4 where needed to fuck with Belgium and 6 of them to fuck with France.
>>57896046
They're a big minority in France and Belgium. They're an insignificant part of the Brazilian population.
>>57894345
>Serbia
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
no one will care tho
>>57896876
IT WILL RUIN BRAZIL'S REPUTATION!
are brazilians mixed
if so how much
and how did niggers manage to get there if they weren't used as slaves like in america
>>57897175
We wuz whites n shit.
>>57897175
You are so stupid, go educate yourself
So, is Rousseff going to resign/get impeached? If so, will the Olymbigs go on?
>>57897604
The Olympics will go on with or without her.
The problem is security.
>>57897604
she's not resigning because she and her political group have nothing to gain by doing that
>>57897604
Why not?
>>57897175
>romanian education
>>57885749
yes pls
>>57885921
they don't support even theirselves
>>57886057
oh please, someone blow that stupid giant concrete doll
>>57885988
>>57887587
>>57892983
pls do not defend here. It is indeed a shithole.
>>57894073
porta dos fundos = lixo
>>57894146
>brewing civil war
Nah, our country is a way too lazy for a civil war. It won't happen. And zika is worse than that.
>tfw volunteer
Fuggg, my plan for an /int/gf got nuked
>>57885702
>All broadband companies will have home broadband internet with "GB per month" limit, just like smartphone's internet.
>Dilma, PT, Foro de São Paulo.
>Denque, Chicungunha, Zika... All in only one mosquito at same time.
And Now this.
WE SUCKS.
>tfw they will bomb Rio
Who cares?
