ITT: we make up stupid but believable facts about other countries.
>McDonalds funds Christian missionaries in India because Hinduism prevents them from selling many burgers in India
Scotland will have independence.
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>>57859679
in canada everyone is a massive faggot who wants to kill themselves
>>57859714
Who can even tell truth from fiction anymore
>>57859679
You won't get shot in America
Additionally, you won't get charged for shagging sheep in New Zealand
>>57859714
but thats true
The coexistence and information sharing between Chinese and Canadian cultures in Canada have reached a place where local communities, media outlets, and the arts are all taking notice. One of the most interesting (but least celebrated) ways East and West meet is through music - with this in mind, Emerging Young Artists is proud to present "A World Away: Chinese & Canadian Indie Music Concert," to be held in Toronto's Daniels Spectrum on April 9th, 2016. Co-hosted by Art Calorie, "A World Away" will feature more than ten independent musicians in many genres (including Blues, Soul, Rock, Indie Folk, and Pop), along with a house band, Marito Marques.
>>57859679
I heard that Germans have no humour and are autistic
In Germany people are encouraged to be cold and rude towards those with disabilities because it's patronizing to treat then differently
During the Soviet era, a group of explorers found a district in Siberia that didn't know that the Tsar had been dethroned decades prior. They were promptly gulag'd.
on halloween eve, mexicans dress up as the dead using face paint and celebrate in cemeteries
>>57859779
actually true
>>57859743
>won't get shot
who would want to live in such a place?
>>57859779
>>57859802
Unless they are war veterans of course, if you don't honour and respect them you can end in jail
In more conservative parts of the world, attempts of suicide are punishable by death.
The first Jewish same-sex wedding ceremony in Latin America was celebrated at a Buenos Aires synagogue. Victoria Escobar, 36, a convert to Judaism, and Romina Charur, 35, were married on Sunday evening at NCI Emanu El Temple in the Argentine capital. Some 300 guests attended the ceremony, which was officiated by Rabbi Karina Finkielstein.
>>57859764
folklorama has been a thing for 6 years already and counting desu
America has developed this hooligan supporter culture that is revolving solely around fast food joints.
Depending on if you prefer McDonalds, Burger King or In-N-Out, you might be part of different burger gangs. Each gang would have a secret gang colour or a tiny flair as a tip-off for other gang members. For instance, McDonalds gangs may keep Coca-Cola bottle caps in their belly buttons, and Burger King gangs might have drinking straws behind their left ears. Occasionally, fights erupt between the rivaling gangs, or leaders are challenged to dangerous scooter drag races.
First Lady Michelle Obama's "Let's Move" child fitness campaign was marred in controversy after the First Lady was seen handing out hamburgers to overweight kids.
The suicide rate in England increased by 10% for a solid month after this post was made.
>>57859849
>America has developed this hooligan supporter culture that is revolving solely around fast food joints.
>Depending on if you prefer McDonalds, Burger King or In-N-Out, you might be part of different burger gangs. Each gang would have a secret gang colour or a tiny flair as a tip-off for other gang members. For instance, McDonalds gangs may keep Coca-Cola bottle caps in their belly buttons, and Burger King gangs might have drinking straws behind their left ears. Occasionally, fights erupt between the rivaling gangs, or leaders are challenged to dangerous scooter drag races.
t. german humour.
Are you robots even programed to laugh?
In Japanese folklore, there's a demon/spirit called onaraoni, the Fart Demon. Supposedly he possesses people who fart too loud, unless you appease him by apologizing before you fart.
>>57859849
I'd watch that movie to be honest
in Slovenia, you can be fined up to 200 Euros for mispronouncing Ljubljana or confusing it with Slovakia. The money collected by this fine makes up up to 40% of the country's income depending on how busy tourism is
The state of San Marino exists because during the Italian unification, people forgot to invite their delegation.
The French language has over 30 words for bread, and German at least 20 for beer.
>>57860045
Germans are more into bread than the french, get your facts straight you cuck
Not everyone in Sweden is muslim or gay.
>>57860107
It's supposed to be fucking believable.
>>57860105
face it, german bread sucks and most of them aren't even of german origin, you dumb underage shit.
>>57860131
This is terrible bait finland
>>57860150
face it
In Moldova it's customary to bake a "gay cake" when somebody comes out of the closet. The whole community gathers about the newly proclaimed homosexual while he eats the cake. Afterwards they never speak to the gay again - the cake symbolises the last good sentiment toward him. Once you've eaten your cake, you are no longer one of us. Many Moldovan homosexuals prefer hanging themselves than eating the gay cake.
>>57860150
face it
>>57860163
>>57860176
Is this a new meme?
>>57859839
How do you honor the veterans when nazism is illegal in germany?
>>57860150
face it
>>57860193
no germans just can't make quality bread
only slavs are in charge of bread face it
>>57860193
That's what I thought when I saw Finland's post
>>57860212
>Finland
mentioned
I want some bread now.
>>57860260
>>57860260
don't eat german bread though.
Germans have this ritual, that after scat play, they will bake their literally shitty bread (because they dont wash their hands) and sell it to foreigners.
>>57859679
The government of Turkey is secretly Christian and is funding islamists in Muslim countries so that they make Muslims look bad and un secular
>>57860291
It was funny at first but not anymore.
This is really triggering me now.
Stop memeing about German bread, it's the one thing besides starting wars we are good at
>>57860324
>good
face it
In 1997, the British found old documents which revealed that they were technically still at war with one of their former colonies in Africa. The issue was quietly resolved between the two.
>>57860150
face it
german bread is shit-tier
Before the advent of the metric system, Russians would measure length in vertel-dlina, or spitlength.
nice cuisine
where's the shitbread though
>>57860470
in da TRASH
>>57860470
That looks like a fried dick if you look at it with the right dirty mind
>>57860367
That's true though init
Russian women between the ages of 18-30 are almost twice as likely to die of alcohol poisoning than men.
>>57860494
I'd try fried dick once. I assume it's pretty tough and bland though.
truly delicious
>>57859849
top-knotch desu
Stop talking about bread you fucking autists holy shit.
In Iceland, there used to be a hotel made of glass. It was destroyed during an opera event.
>Up until the 20th Century Lebanon had a small polish minority who traced their ancestry back to crusaders who were unable to return from the 2nd Crusade.
>Bosnia has a thriving LGBTQ community
>Kissing one another on cheek used to be a common greeting until the Spanish Flu of the post war period led to a massive government campaign against it to stop the spread of disease
>Chopsticks were commonly used in Finland until they were conquered by Sweden.
>When an old person enters a room in Germany all younger people are expected to stand as a mark of respect.
>Athens has a modern sewage system which can handle people flushing toilet paper.
>>57860598
>Kissing one another on cheek used to be a common greeting in the UK until the Spanish Flu of the post war period led to a massive government campaign against it to stop the spread of disease
>>57860566
>Stop talking about bread
German bread is shit
face it
In 2006, an American woman tried to sue the local radio station for playing bad music.
>>57860598
Poles never attended any crusade
one of our dukes told the pope that it's impossible to live in the Holy Land as there's no alcohol there
USA is the land of the free and home of the brave.
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>>57860631
Poles are pagans at heart.
We only "converted" to "christianity" because of your medieval nobility thought it would be cool and it gives us a persecution complex.
>>57860676
+15ruble
Switzerland, a landlocked country, has an admiralty board.
>>57860169
I like this one
in russia it is customary to have at least one image of the current head of state in the home
in fact one of the leading political theories about the fall of the soviet empire beginning in the 1980's states that the biggest reason for the increasing frustration with the USSR was the high turnover rate of heads of state. Changing from Brezhnev in 1982 to Andropov to Chernenko to Gorbachev all in the span of less than a decade took its biggest toll on many russians with what felt like constant changing of pictures in the the countries living rooms.
This is also a primary reason for there mild mannered reactions to putins extended stay in power, many ruskies have grown used to his face on their mantles
>>57860598
actually, in my culture standing up when a respected person enters the room is very common (not norwegian)
>>57860793
Thats why I chose it because its just believable enough to sound real
>>57860716
Czechs actually have a fucking flagship
it's stationed in Germany
When Mao heard about the Butterfly Effect ("A flap of the butterfly's wings can cause typhoons in China"), he briefly ordered all butterflies to be exterminated.
a trade embargo is still technically in effect between the usa and spain as a holdover from the spanish american war, it is has been ignored because this information was discovered in the aftermath of the cuban missile crises, and the legislation states that the treaty that can declare an end to the embargo can only be signed in havana.
>>57860910
>mfw exterminating the butterflies caused WW2 and creation of israel and ultimately Fukushima.
This is a world ruled by wicked forces.
Masturbating while wearing red socks is illegal in Illinois.
Rather than unionise, Americans in the hospitality industry extort customers to compensate for being underpayed. A customer is expected to give at least a tenth of the price of goods purchased to the worker, or face having his service and/or goods sabotaged in the future.
The origin of the name 'Big Ben' is a joke on the part of the designer, who used to call his penis 'Little Ben'.
First Swedish settlers in Finland, when encountering native Finnic tribes, didn't believe the natives speak a human language and asked them to communicate in pictures for decades, until some Swedes became actual translators. Because of this, Finnish culture retained the preference to express yourself in visual arts rather than rhetorics.
China has an (un)official department in charge of making cheap knock-offs of western franchises.
On a remote island in the Pacific, there exists an outpost that is still loyal to Imperial Japan, as they have yet to receive word that the war is over.
>>57861543
This was actually a thing back in the 70s
Italians applaud and cheer after a successful airplane landing. This isn't very prevalent with international flights due to social pressure, but intra-Italian flights see a lot of clapping.
French ships entering Denmark through Holbæk are expected to pay the "vejafgift" of 10 kroner.
>>57860131
German bread is the superior bread
>>57861670
This would be a lot more fun if there were more than us two posting.
The Greeks actually call the planets in the Solar system, which are named after Roman deities, by their Greek equivalents.
Ok, I had stuff to do this morning, instead I wasted 1,5 hours making shit up about fart demons and masturbation laws.
I should quit 4chan for the day. Probably won't though.
All the lead and shrapnel embedded into dirt the during the fighting of WW1 has turned European soil rotten, and it's estimated that the negative effects on agriculture and forest growth will persist for another few hundred years.
Also it's also introduced lead into the water tables and that's why Europeans are being fucking retarded
>>57859679
When Mongols raided Poland they stole a book with Polish words and letters in it.
When they returned to Russia they gave Russians the book, but Russians were so hungy that they ate half of it and that's how Russian language came to be.
>>57861908
This is why we finns are always the autists. Get your shit together m8.
>>57859679
Research on birth control methods to reduce the black birth rate was one such area. Daan Goosen, the managing director of Roodeplaat Research Laboratories between 1983 and 1986, told Tom Mangold of the BBC that Project Coast supported a project to develop a contraceptive that would have been applied clandestinely to blacks. Goosen reported that the project had developed a vaccine for males and females and that the researchers were still searching for a means by which it could be delivered to make blacks sterile without making them aware. Testimony given at the Truth and Reconciliation Commission (TRC) suggested that Project Coast researchers were also looking into putting birth control substances in water supplies.
>>57859679
Would pork companies do the same in israel and the middle east
>>57859679
>In britain, they add dog semen to yogurt and rice pudding, because it gives the product the right consistency and is more compatible with british metabolism and taste.
>>57859839
>war veterans
>In Germany
Have you actually fought any war since 1945?
>>57859679
In France, there are some people who are well into their 20s and have never EVER be it only kissed a girl.
>the USA together with Israel conspired to spread mass propaganda to enable the US to wage war against anyone they please and murdering masses for profit starting with their own population
>germany has good beer
>>57862656
German troops helped in iraq.
On the flipside, have you ever paid any taxes?
>>57861351
>>57862683
rape doesn't count, mohammed
>>57863039
All sex is rape.
>>57862987
>Paying taxes
>On Current Year
WEW
>>57863165
If you're french. Yes.
>>57863279
You haven't paid taxes in the past either, dirtskin
>>57863423
No need pham
We get EU funding
Pls send white women for breeding on summer
>>57863584
didn't you niglets disagree to the terms and held public speeches about how strong you guys are and need no help? :^)
You shits are the 2 meter babygiant who needs to get saved by girlscouts from the bad bullies.
Enjoy shagging the sheep and goats, apostolos. That's all that would want your noodle inside of it
>>57863687
>That's all that would want your noodle inside of it
You know nothing Jahnn Schnee
>>57863817
Notable features of greek men
>poor
>lazy
>hairy
>monkey language
>beastiality
>olives
>cries about cyprus
Yeah you see those in the "looking for" section of nearly all dating sites
Austria has been getting smaller every year since 1900.
>>57863905
>>poor
Simple
>>lazy
Easygoing
>>hairy
High test
>>monkey language
Melodic passionate language, also
Lmao you speak German
>>beastiality
Loves animals
>>olives
Great delicacy
>>cries about cyprus
Literally never
It is all about how you sell yourself Hans
We have convinced an entire continent to keep pumping money on our economy with no end in sight
Do you think your precious Agnes will be hard?
>>57864111
>Simple
That you are, my friend
>High test
Monkeys must be pretty manly then
>Melodic passionate language, also Lmao you speak German
Which is great for technical jobs. Not that you'd know anything about that
>Loves animals
Fucking =/= loving
>cries about cyprus
>Literally never
Keep telling yourself next time you cry when the turkish come
>We have convinced an entire continent to keep pumping money on our economy with no end in sight
You have done nothing of the sort. Germany has invested in some shit in your garbage pile which is literally the only reason you get anything. Nobody cares about your people. You're like toddlers.
>Do you think your precious Agnes will be hard?
I have no idea what that means
>>57864193
>Which is great for technical jobs.
Good luck technically talking someone into bed my autistic friend
>>57864268
That pretty much sums up the witts of your nation
in japan, every males will pull down zipper and catch own dick when earthquake coming .
>>57860971
Masturbating while wearing red socks is obligatory in Boston
>>57864478
Water is used only for irrigation in Czech R.
Czechs acquire the necessary amount of water for their body by drinking beers and breathing in the very high humidity atmosphere
