>tfw you have a crush on another country but are too shy to tell them
>>57835211
>Bohemia
>not German
Triggered
I think Czechia has been crushed enough already
Czechia is a slut, don't trust her
>>57835316
This, 1618 never forget.
Prague is magical t b h
>>57835211
How do I say it to a hungarian qt?
>>57836702
No.
>>57835211
>Cities names in Czech
>Elbe in Germshit, Bohemia in Germshit, Moravia in Germshit
thanks map, but no thanks, its already past 1848
>>57837800
it's in english you retard
>>57837841
english is basically german desu
>>57837868
german is basically dutch
>>57837841
>implying English names for Czech lands arent derived from Deutshit
>>57837916
no fucking shit they are
>>57837951
well why the unnecessary comment then? >>57837841
>>57837916
give it up, you goofed. If the map is in English, the place names are all in English too.
>>57837984
because of this >>57837800 stupid comment
>>57837916
>implying czech names are the actual names
>implying czech names are any relevant
>>57835211
I love Italy...
Would they live me back?
>>57837912
WE WUZ FRANKS N SHIET
>>57837916
Why are you so butthurt towards us?
We dindu nuffin. You're literally one of the few countries we've played nice with most of the time.
>>57838246
They want us to forget that they were still Nazi even after Hitler was kill.
>>57838084
truth be told, German names for Czech cities sound way cooler than the czech ones.
>>57838053
>>57838024
>>57837951
Let me correct myself then.
Why are the names of the cities in Czech while the rest is in English, which names are actually derived from German?
>>57838246
Because of newfound irrelevance once Germany united.
>played nice with most of the time
Well lets forget about 30 years war and World War 2.
>>57838348
Because, in English, we use German(ic) names for some things...
>bohemia
>moravia
>prague
>elbe
...and Czech names for others.
>>57836702
S-say what?
>>57838348
>newfound irrelevance
naaaa since Warsaw Pact times Czechia has a long badass tradition (literally: nerve gas)
>>57838468
because the cities dont have anglicized names unlike the regions and the map is clearly made by american or english company
and in german the regions are called böhmen and mähren
even the finnish language has names for those regions: böömi & määri
This is not how I anticipated my thread going.
>>57838348
>>57838246
>>57838084
>>57838053
>>57838024
>>57837951
>>57837916
>>57837800
Fuck guys, actually I am retarded. I completly forgot its Böhmen in German and its Bohemia in english.
Fuck me.
>>57838690
ye I am stupid sorry.
>>57838690
I also realized, -ia and -gue are Latin, not Germanic.
is czech a real language/nationality, or is it made up?
>>57838747
it's okay, let's have a drink
I'm having one anyway
>TFW Norway rejects your advences
It has been 200 lonely years. It's a pretty complex feel, I don't expect ou to understand it.
>>57838817
Slavs who resisted Germanization.
>>57838747
Also I fully blame Germany for all the confusion.
>>57838817
Well I guess we speak Czech so the language is real.
And nationality is as any other.. like Wallonians and stuff.
There actually used to be more nationalities in Czech rep.
>Moravians
>Silesians
>Czechs
+ immigrant groups
but then since the big guys thought that it would make Czech rep. look not unified enough they in later polls included only
Czech nationality as a choice for Moravians and Silesians
>>57838887
also we didnt really resist.
for the most of the history (until 1945) Czech lands were bilingual.
Then the expulsion happened. (but still overwhelming majority could speak both Czech and German fluently)
Then the commies happened. And German language in schools was replaced with Russian.
>>57838747
>>57838971
Bohemen (Bo-hemen) is also still used in Germany instead of Czechs
Czech Republic has cute borders
>>57839157
We call
>Bayern
Bavorsko
>Saschsen
Sasko
>Brandenburg
Braniborsko
as well.
(those are all I can name from memory :()
>>57839226
desu I like our interwar borders more. that loooong sexy shape with subcarpathian rus
>>57839226
>you will never stick your dick in that indention at the top right
>>57839226
Better desu
>>57839383
>ywn stick that tiny western piece of zapadocesky in your urethra and twist it
>>57839414
nice polish clay there
>>57839414
That's more like a sexy sophisticated lady that works in a professional career and knows what she wants in a relationship
>>57839536
thats actually where I am from.
but as everyone else now I am living in Prague
>>57835211
Traitor, don't you remember that those czechs bombed your marathon?