I eat pasta with bread.
>>57826392
carbs are good
>>57826416
But pasta is grain and brread is grain so ..
I browse /int/
>>57826392
I eat piroshki with burger.
my internet
>>57826574
I eat sushi with piadina
I have 2 gfs and i feel bad about it. Dont know which one to choose
I prefer American Bourbon over Scotch Whisky.
>>57826791
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>>57826392
Me too
>>57826392
Same , usually half the time though
I'm not white
>>57826392
>Sorry for the Japanese posters with shit English
>Allow calling white people white pigs
>>57826392
I spend too much time readin 4chan.
It's not a total waste since it polish my english and keep me informed of current events, but still, it makes me procrastinate far too much for my liking.
>>57827111
Why use pigs ?
Pigs are great beasts, only muslims consider it an insult since their moonlord hate them.
I am weak.
>>57827446
Why? French people are strong by default. Aren't you French?
extremely small nipples
>>57827585
I am a woman.
>>57827646
i bet you have normal size nipples
>>57827193
Never ask him, his IQ is 60.
>>57827646
Bah dans c'cas c'est normal, sale grognasse.
Pas b'soin d'avoir honte.
>>57827669
DESCRIBE it and never forget subscribe.
>>57827626
Going to need a pic for this one to believe you. I just don't see how nips can be significantly small
>>57827193
>merde imbécile
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I'm ashamed of my life
>>57826392
ESTONIAN says
>EXTREMELY small Nipples
>NORMAL size Nipples
>>57827753
And a allahu akbar to you too young man.
>>57826392
My country and it's liberal faggots..
>>57827722
>>57827741
it's disgusting, less than a centimeter, no man will ever want me
>>57827951
Hard to really see how big it is relative to the rest of your body, take another pic further away.
>>57827951
Allah akbal
>>57827951
How the hell am I supposed to know how small that is with nothing for scale you dingus
I still have my head.
>>57828028
i threw away the measuring tape in a fit of anger
>>57827951
looks like 2cm to me mate
>>57828130
your nips are hairy
put anyything next to it, aaa batteriy, lighter, and show moa
>>57828083
post head on neck for proofs
>>57827951
Imeks neid kaunitare/10
>>57826392
I am a crossboarder from /a/
pic related
>>57828174
Sorry anon, I'm posting from my big sombrero and it does not have a camera.
I'm more racist irl than here
Being black and autistic
>>57826392
I eat everything with bread
I can get really, really autistic sometimes.
I'm already autistic but there are these moment that are just painful and I wish I could die.
Thanks god i'm not a guy tho, i can still be considered cute :33
>>57830167
same
I often go to 8€ all-you-can-eat sushi bar and I keep ordering until I'm sick. There is an old japanese granny, not working but kinda hanging there (family I guess) which by now despises me and she gives me "oh shit, it's that asshole again" look as soon as I enter. Also, the service takes longer and longer but I'm persistent and I still manage to get approx. 60 pieces of sushi on a slow day.
>>57830630
how fat are you?
>>57830630
me too but here it is 9,90€. I don't even order a drink and don't tip, but fuck it
>>57826392
but italians do it too
>>57830630
Haha it's actually nice.
I need to find all you can eat here and come there under influence of cannabis.
My usual dinner is most days oatmeal
I shower once a week and don't wipe my arse after a shit
>>57830714
185cm/87kg, approx 19%-20% body fat
Thing is, I used to be a swimmer and now I do amateur long distance swimming. I can eat a horse and I will burn everything next day.
I have cheated on all three of my girlfriends.
I secretly seek /pol/'s unequivocal approval with racially motivated posts
I masturbate twice a day
>>57831010
are you white?
>>57830989
I don't want a Hungarian bf anymore.
>>57831060
No. That's the problem.
>>57826392
I stopped working out after leaving college and do nothing but lounge around all day and shitpost
I've gained like 50 pounds in less than a year
I drink and enjoy instant coffee and tea in tea-bags.
>>57831095
i can't understand why a nonwhite (and presumably a muslim?) would want to suck up to /pol/ of all people since they would dance in your grave if you died, care to explain?
>>57826392
I only DL 3 plates.
I knocked out a guy by punching him at his teeth for cheating with my gf in New Year's Eve
>>57831236
you're supposed to punish your gf, you cuck
>>57831253
I never talked to her again
On my Russian classes I've heard that you eat practically everything with bread. Be it potatoes, pasta, rice, all with at least one slice of bread. It has to do something with previous famines or something. Is this true?
>inb4 hurr durr le butthurt belt
I'm not butthurt, in fact I like Russian people a lot (otherwise I wouldn't take Russian classes).
>>57831191
I've been a social pariah for the entirety of my existence.
I figure if I obtain their unanimous approval and appreciation, it would be a grand achievement.
>>57831282
so youre technically still together?
>>57831236
nothing to be ashamed of meu irmao
Love femdom
>>57831311
sudan hows the economy
our meme factory witch seems to be broken
>>57831386
teetering on collapse, as usual
How are you doing this fine evening? :)
I want to die
>>57831346
nope we broke up right there, she got pissed because she fell on the floor when I punched him. I called her a whore and she got scared and left I got really pissed especially because I told all my friends I would present her to them. And she does that after we staying together for like 3 months fuck her
>>57831311
>I've been a social pariah for the entirety of my existence.
why's that senpai
too much autism?
>>57831459
lol mad cuck
>>57831372
yeap I am proud 2bh, I was true to my values to the end. I thought this was a confession thread kek
>>57831285
True. My wife eats watermelons with fucking bread. Cannot be fabricated.
>>57831236
>tfw no alpha BR bf
rip in pepperoni
>>57831285
>to do something
*something to do
Man I'm tired
>>57831438
pretty good
eating potatoes and sausages
I unironically like to smoke weed in the weekends
>>57831505
what does your wife's son eat?
i was a normie that used 4chan occasionally but now i've become full autist
thanks lads
>>57831476
I guess so. I am not trying to be a special snowflake here, but I am utterly oblivious to other people's idea of 'conversating' and 'socializing'.
I return and begin running through the conversations line by line to try to figure out where I went wrong, or inadvertently insulted them, or gave them an impression of idiocy or homosexuality.
/pol/ scrutinize my people ad infinitum, so I attempt to present myself towards westerners in a manner that appeals to them, this way I would never have a 'falling out'.
>>57831590
Always nice to hear.
>>57831494
shit was pretty intense my hand bleeded and I yelled SON OF A BITCH and ran towards him in the middle of a crowded beach in NYE
>>57831695
my hand bled*
>>57831386
>>57831729
hue :D thks
>>57831736
Am I being facetious/untoward in my comments, or are you assuming he implicitly insulted my country's faltering economy?
>>57831812
Why's your English so good, lad? You can write more eloquently than most anglos I've seen.
I'm 27 years old and live with my parents
>>57831916
Thank you, senpai. Receiving praise for my English from a genuine native speaker is always a treat.
I have atypical language usage because of mild Asperger's syndrome, and English is ironically my native language. I am also fluent in Arabic.
>>57831974
Ditto
>>57831160
>>57832031
>English is ironically my native language
Explain. Or is English simply more common than I thought in Sudan and I'm just an ignorant twat?
>>57831812
the later
>>57832187
>he doesn't know about languages in Sudan
lmao
>>57832187
A sizeable minority of expatriate children return for university, and speak English natively. Other than that, English is taught as a 2nd language but unfortunately the fluency of the common citizen is terrible.
>>57832201
*latter
Doesn't matter. Why would someone reduce himself to such petty bickering?
>>57832031
>Ditto
It's perfectly acceptable to live with your parents forever in the 3rd world though
Here it carries a massive stigma
>>57832201
It's not trolling, it's friendly banter
>>57832293
>petty bickering
but but but ... that's what we do here :(
>>57832297
There is a greater impetus upon us to provide after our parents retire though, there is no effective social support system to sustain that here.
>>57832330
Thank you for clarifying
>>57832408
Sorry about that. It was an obvious oversight.
