Japlad's date is never coming edition
cara
2nd for fuck translink
> tfw i have probably made eye contact with one of you or sat next to you on the bus or train in Brisbane once,
>>57815437
>"Thai national football team in 'Group of Death' for 2018 World Cup qualification"
lol wot
ITT: clarkson wannabes get angry over cyclists to impress one another
Stay mad sedentary plens
>>57815443
outstanding post
>>57815474
this makes me uncomfortable
Update on Japsperg?
What burger did he get from the Hard Rock Cafe tonight?
Since pyrazolam is ametabolic, does it still cause dependence and withdrawal?
I don't like the idea of facing life without it but I need to know if I should tapir before it becomes illegal.
>>>57815512
Literally have no idea what you're on about, gonna have to give me detailed instructions.
>>57815474
>>57815519
alright lads
i can almost guarantee you that i'd have mutual friends with one of you hahaha
>>57815437
its currently underway tyke
>>57815519
remember that cheeky lad who ran his hand up your leg on the bus la?
heheheh...
>>57815561
this is an unsettling thought lads, be careful around this post
>>57815552
click on the tampermonkey icon
Set up extra flags for /int/
Region: East Anglia
Save settings
then refresh page
Aussies here need a secret handshake
>>57815437
Dear Aussies I really hate having to fight against you in every fucking sport as members of """""Asian""""" region.
Just fucking get out of there please, thanks :)
>>57815606
Here's my secret handshake
*paaaaaarp*
>>57815606
a soggy biskit
>>57815618
Might be a bit conspicuous on the train mate
a new extra flags user?
Squeeeee! X)) awesome! Welcome to the club *pours you a lemonade*
Make sure you learn all the personalities and have fun! :D
>>57815586
Any better?
> A japanese """""person""""" just posted in our thread
lads i feel a little gross now
Damn...
shit's tough
>>57815474
i spent the night in the parking lots next to roma street station once in 2010 because my parents kicked me out desu
met a hobo who gave me some bickies
>>57815647
good la
im updating a few, that one included
will look like pic when done
fucking death group
you're not asian fuck off ausniggers
>>57815661
why not sleep in king george park under that shelter thing that has like 15 homeless camped there hahaha
it's fucked ay
>>57815645
enjoyed this post
>>57815689
rasheedy mcrasheedface
>>57815673
Cheers la, just dont forget oyym frahm naarfalk
>>57815645
epic meme but im not new I just always had it set as Norfolk and I've never had to change it
This thread reeks of JFs
wonder what a girls bum tastes like
>>57815753
like applesauce la
>>57815753
Like poo probably.
I don't understand how people can eat out a girl's arse. I'm fairly certain that even straight out of the shower my sphincter would still smell faintly of shite.
>>57815753
Like cold apple pie
>>57815780
if it's hairless then it's fine. even hair arse smells fine, it just gets worse during the day.
>>57815735
>but im not new I just always had it set as Norfolk
when did you get extra flags
because the other norfolk poster is the only one ive come across until today
So how is the britlad in Japans date going, has he said anything yet?
>she made her Insta private
fugggg
>>57815809
Silence could be a good sign
>>57815780
i wasn't talking about her anus, more her bum in general which, granted, includes the anus, but the faint taste of poo would just be a drop in the bucket compared to the other tastes im sure
>>57815820
Probably killed himself desu
>>57815804
So I could see where other people posted from. Mainly to tell the northerners from the southerners, not that I needed extra flags to do that seeing as northern post are significantly lower in quality compared to southern posts.
>>57815834
Bum just tastes like regular flesh, just softer
>>57815734
r-rude
leaving work early today lads
*tries to flick my fingers but just makes an awkward flapping noise*
heh
>>57815926
fuck off isis
>>57815819
Her tits are floppy anyway
just remembered knuckle farting
man i miss primary school
rate me lads
>there are ISIS members on 4chan shiiteposting RIGHT NOW
>>57815991
>/a/
>/v/
eugh I need to get out of this place
>>57815899
>Mainly to tell the northerners from the southerners
>northern post are significantly lower in quality compared to southern posts
ahhhh yes
how interesting that is indeed
but yeah the other norfolks been using that flag for months now
btw if youre town or city has a flag/coat of arms i could always try and make a /int/ flag out of it if you want
>>57816014
i really don't appreciate this kind of nonconstructive criticism lad
I'm glad worst korea isn't in the group also tbqh.
>>57815474
nah never been to brisvegas, don't plan to either cause of your poofta actions
god you lads really fucking do my head in
*does you in the head*
*forces your head*
>mfw muh 10 hour long experiment failed
> jap keeps posting even though we ignore him
@57816169
>le purposefully ambiguous updates, fishing for attention
yeah ok cool
>>57816051
I don't appreciate your 'nonconstructive' life
> gym in 30 minutes
>imgur.com
>be me
>be virgin
>get invited back to this girl's place after hanging around with her for a bit
>she invites me to her room, then goes to take a piss in the next room over
>i can hear her pissing
>comes back and was like ok lets go to the ktichen to have some tea and snacks at 12 at night ok
>then she spoke to me for 4 hours
how come i didnt get laid lads what was i supposed to do?
>>57816193
good, accurate post.
>>57816212
You were supposed to fuck her you PASSIVE IDIOT
>>57816215
>>57816193
thats not him its just some randomer
>>57816234
but at what point, there never seemed to be a point where I could put my benis in her bagina.
>>57816212
you didn't make a move
christ almighty are you that thick
>>57816257
how does one 'make a move'
was margaret thatcher a meme
@57816265
You're just pretending to be dense now fuck off
*makes a move*
>>57816265
you cannot be this thick ffs
what is a move
Got a doctor's appointment and just missed the last bus that would have got me there on time haha
Guess I'll be getting an uber
>>57816270
no m8
remember, society doesn't exist
>>57815614
脱亜論はどうしたの?
MOOOOT
>>57816289
>>57816299
not him but are you honestly surprised that someone on /brit/ is too autistic to know how to make a move?
>>57816208
Imgur is an absolute shithole, their idea of what constitutes weird is so fucking tame it's nuts.
It's like a website visited by middle age people trying to understand internet memes or something.
>>57816257
This desu, women will hardly ever initiate anything, they always wait for a man to do it for some reason.
>>57816265
smgdmfh
Would also like to know how to "make a move"
>>57816360
/brit/ is a normie general
You don't make a move, you bust it
>>57816388
not at this time on a weekday
*opens financial times*
*sees FTSE 100 up 1.6%*
Ah yes very good
>>57816384
you basically just have to have contact with them. do something to basically get them in physical contact with you then draw them in closer then kiss them.
if you're in their room, it will all naturally progress from there.
funny how you lot immediately rushed to insult him rather than explain how to make a move (which is something extremely easy and obvious judging by your astonishment)
i suspect you dont know either. bit sad really lads.
>>57816388
It's supposed to be, or failed normie at least (me)
This twat must have escaped from britfeel
*pumps and dumps your stock*
haha yes I absolutely make sex with women
>>57816442
The fact you think it's something so cut and dry that it can be explained solely in words means you'll never understand anyway
>>57816431
>short term gains
>mattering
shaking my head lad
>>57816474
i'll cut and dry you if you dont wind your neck in mate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UGtlUMMkOU&nohtml5=False
Morning lads.
>>57816442
why would i explain something so easily understood
he was in her room, fuck you don't need blind freddy to point this out
![1460500376813[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7A4R4jr.jpg "1460500376813[1].jpg")
>tfw from the most british place in britain
good feel
i want the normans go
>>57816434
original guy who was asking: but she was sitting on the other side of the table and i would have to cross the table mid her yacking away to me
> gym in 15 minutes
> haven't fapped in a week
>>57816513
fuck OFF
>>57816522
Why don't Londoners feel English?
Flags for Coventry yet lads?
>>57816522
Every city sticks out like a sore thumb
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1457512106008.webm
fuggggggggggggggggggggg
>>57816521
i went to her room, she went to another room to take a wee
and then came back and was like lets get out of my room.
what was i meant to do smell her panties or something?
>>57816522
Good to see Peterborough isn't dragging down the rest of us in Hunts
>>57816544
Good lad
Might try nofap
>>57816560
Wm tranny?
>>57816572
>panties
fuck off yank
>>57816541
then make up an excuse to get closer to her. in clubs you just pretend like you can't hear what they're saying so you move to be right next to them.
you seriously could have just said like shhh youll wake your room mate and then been like ill just move closer so i dont shout or some shit i dont fucking know if youre both drunk then you dont exactly have to convince a beggar to give away his last coin
did I miss a Brisbane meet up?
>>57816598
right but if i was sat besides her (i was sat besides her earlier that night)
what do i do anything?
>>57816570
thats very cool. im studying a subject that will allow me to have access to that tech when working with patients in rehab as well. next 20 years will be an interesting time.
Uber driver has very very bad BO lads
Not getting 5 stars sorry mate
>>57816572
Honestly, you could've said something as simple as:
nah lets stay here and grab her hand
if it was me - i've done it before - it worked but i would've walked into the toilet kek
>recruiter says I'm overqualified for job I applied for
>say I want to apply anyway
>no response
>call up company directly
>they say they never received anything
>send cv
>they say position has been filled but I was overqualified anyway
>job was 28k
>currently on 18k
>can't apply for jobs above 28k because I lack experience
>stuck on 18k
Reminder the overqualified meme is real.
>>57816570
fuck
what was this from?
Doing a suicide think
>>57816557
i'm a londoner first, a brit second and "english" a distant third.
>>57816657
dunno man id feel really bad if she wasn't into it.
>tfw a virgin because i'm too scared to make a move
i should just end it right?
>>57816673
But London's a shit heap.
>>57816689
t. poortherner
>>57816687
stamp your authority lad, women love alpha men
nah got plenty of time x
>>57816673
t. rasheed
>>57816659
>>57816670
BRRTTT DAROOoooooOOO DOooooOOO doooDO AOROOooooRT BRT BRT BRrrrrOOoT ADAoo ororr.. aroo aroo.......aroo......roo.......bAAAAAAROO
>>57816689
t. poortherner
>>57816673
rasheed
>>57816701
I've been in this situation before and I can never do anything its like i'm paralysed with fear.
>>57816641
just get touchy with her. don't like go full on embrace and dont go for her rack or vag or anything.
just engage them. on the weekend i would just follow the girls lead. she would play with my hair so i'd jokingly do it back and that sort of shit. it's about banterous touch. like on her bed, you could have grabbed a book or a photo or just something and asked her about it. that draws her in. then you could go to move her hand or something which then turns into taking her hand which leads you to kissing her.
no kiss starts before physical contact.
>>57816687
Yeah that's what scares me when trying that shit
Like I'll wake up next to a girl naked from the night before and be too scared to try morning sex because I dunno if she wants to
>>57816728
work on your confidence, maybe be drunk next time but drunk enough to function properly lad
>>57816557
maybe because most of them are third world jfs who shouldn't even be here, like this guy >>57816673
>>57816560
please rate
>>57816754
>>57816717
rorke
ppprrrrrTT.... paaaarooooo TT barroo baroo BRRT oooo rRRRRRt mmmmRRROOT OORRROOORRR.............ROOOOOO ROO ROO ROdodoo dodAOD
>>57816728
whats the worst that can happen mate?
seriously, think to yourself now what is the worst outcome to making a move?
you get rejected and thats it. just take the hit to your pride (which will recover) and move on to the next sket.
>>57816731
ok so try to make some physical contact first, then read whether she's good for it or not.
>>57816750
was mildly drunk this time
also couldn't get a boner even though i was like 'look at her fucking arse i want to fuck that'
>>57816738
fucking delet this
there is also a distinct possibility this girl is just autistic and doesn't actually want me to have sex with her (i should add)
://Pineal gland analysis beginning in:
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would you like to see the results now [Y/N]
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Pineal gland calcification: 13%
Would you like to administer anti-calcification measurements? [Y/N]
>Y
DMT: administered (400mg)
Melatonin: administered (200mg)
Third eye: stable
Chakras: aligned and stable
://Now Connecting you to the Pyramids. Please wait.
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Connection failed: harmonic frequency not found
Would you like to re-calibrate your pineal gland's frequency? [Y/N]
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Calibrating - Please wait
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>>57816673
Literally this except a brummie
>>57816513
banger
>>57816790
What I'm saying is I'm fine when I'm fucked off my face but cannot do it sober at all
>>57816776
That supposed to hurt my feelings ahmed?
>>57816570
I never asked for this
>>57816792
>he doesnt exclusively use LSD as a decal agent
enjoy your undetectable microcals.
>>57816790
you'll get more brazen as you go but yeah basically. i fucked up on the weekend by not going for the kiss at this point where in hindsight, i knew i could have.
it is what it is thought. i recognise it for next time and i only hesitated because i was so munted i could barely stand and we were dancing.
>>57816813
t. rasheed
>>57816653
kek
>>57816832
rorke's on a mad one
>also couldn't get a boner even though i was like 'look at her fucking arse i want to fuck that'
Howling
Why are pooortherners so poor
>>57816839
>babby's first astral projection
get fucked
>>57816881
why are you appropriating british gimmicks
It's safone
ON A MAD ONE
>>57816885
is this shopped?
>>57816881
http://strawpoll.me/7359881
possibly our most important poll yet
>>57816918
when did you receive it?
>>57816922
WE CLOSED A LORRA LORRA MINES
>struggling with a fuck-easy essay
glad I went to public school lads waheyyy
/brit/ posting from the doctor's waiting room lads
>>57816946
fucks sake lad that just reminded me
i've got a 400 word essay due next week and i havent even started
might have a little nappykins
>>57815437
Yes, Saudi Arabia, UAE and Iraq are stronk.
>>57816937
Today
>>57815437
>uae mentioned
HELLO
Income tax is a violation of the Non-Aggression Principal and leads to horrendous inefficiency on the part of government in every single country in the world that enforces it bar none.
>>57816978
thats really weird
im going to keep an eye out for one
Has herts put his willy in the chink yet?
>>57816971
you best be memeing son
>British section of any porn site
>Overweight middle-age couples slamming their flabby bodies against each other
>Overweight middle-age couples dogging
>All of these accents in the UK and the cameraman is still usually a Brummie cunt
ffs we're so behind
>>57816792
great post
>>57817020
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFehp5icDSk
But sitting opposite me is really autistic but has a fit gf
Although she seems a bit autistic too
>>57816971
They're all decent at footy
Thailand is the worst team in that group
>>57817044
Guy"
>>57817024
There's very little good amateur stuff from us desu, even our pro stuff is usually women in their 50s.
Since young women in this country are such slags youd think there'd be more porn of them about.
>>57817005
Have a feeling that when his date goes fully tits up he just won't report back to us
Or possibly top himself there
>those people who ask "who is this" or "who is she" on /gif/ when the girl is a complete munter
>>57817110
who is this testicle receptacle
>>57817111
who is this?
>>57817111
who is this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w80NJZd8g8I&nohtml5=False
>an autistic british man on holiday in Japan has been found dead in the notorious japanese suicide forest
>the man was last seen running out of a restaurant at 8 pm local time after experiencing what witnesses described as "a bout of incontinence"
>the circumstances surrounding his death have been labelled "embarrassing but not suspicious"
rip britpan lad
F
>>57815437
KHAN'D
>>57816862
Why would I be mad about being called a completely inoffensive name?
>>57817111
aha so true my dude
im not a racist, far from it.
>>57817146
F
>>57817133
literal MEME team
>not carning the reds
hahahaha plen
>>57817146
>"embarrassing but not suspicious"
>>57817146
No may li o wo shinderu
>>57817180
>MEME
misspelled GOAT
Cantanbrians literally RUN /rug/
>>57817244
reds are coming back lad
we gonna make it lad
fuck the memearians
>Sitting in room and need to turn light on
>Leap out of my chair, didn't realise my feet had gone dead from the way I was sitting
>Land on both dead feet
>Dead feet are obviously wobbly. Entire body weight on top of them
>Both feet and ankles buckle and snap under body weight
>Hear loud crackling and crunching of bones
>fall to the floor, can't get up for 5 minutes
That happened yesterday and my feet are still in agony. Have to walk like I've pooped myself.
Have I fractured my feet?
How to know you're British:
You're on your third cup of tea and it's not even noon yet!
Haha :)
>>57817267
>Poopeelian """""""""""rugby""""""""""""""
Literally just poached Maoris
what's the memest fruit and why is it pomegranate?
>tfw that thing you've been dreading for months is an hour away
I can't keep living like this
I swear I'll hang myself soon
>>57817289
>muh sunny bull
hahahahahaha
>>57817282
You got foot cancer
>>57817293
Nah mate.
It's probably something like starfruit, or some crossbreed.
>>57817320
he's hated here
Tall poppy syndrome and all
NEED A BF
>>57817293
durian fruit is true meme tier
>>57817314
what were you dredding lad?
I am expecting a full 2500 word report going into every exact detail from Japlad today, it is crucial to the bookies decisions
>Tonight at 10, the body of an autistic teenage boy has been found dead in a restaurant in Japan
>The boy, believed to be British, was found in the toilets of Tokyo's hard rock cafe on Wednesday evening with his wrists slashed
>He was last seen by staff at the restaurant being attacked by a Japanese girl, believed to be an acquaintance after he reportedly tried to sexually assault her as part of a "bet"
>the girl is wanted for questioning but police are not treating the death as suspicious, just pathetic
>>57817351
350 word essay
>>57817322
starfruit is deserving of meme status because of it's wacky shape and obscurity
pomegranate is:
>ugly on the outside
>ugly on the inside
>rock hard to get into
>a pain in the arse to eat
>only nice for the juice, which you get fuck all of
>a """""superfood"""""
>somehow popular
>>57817348
only a meme 'cause it stinks tbf
>>57817370
Very good post
>drinking my tea from a steel camping mug because there are no other clean mugs
>pretend I am out camping in a tent with the rain tapping against the outside, cosy and warm in front of a camp fire
heh
>>57817329
why dont people hate dan carter??
he's a lot better than memey meme memeiams
Doctor is 15 minutes late currently baka
>>57817374
>not eating pomegranate seeds
Scroobius Pip
http://www.wmacnews.com/birmingham-england/samuel-jackson-explains-why-hes-moving-to-birmingham-england/
>>57817402
because he doesn't change sports the minute he's offered money
What's a good healthy breakfast to have lads?
>>57817477
banana on bread 2bh
Ameriblob on holiday here. At Manchester atm. Going to a few other cities.
Is there ANYWHERE in Britain that isn't full of pakis? It's getting ridiculous. I thought I was visiting England, not fucking Kabul
>>57817406
That's the only part you eat, you massive doorknob
>>57817495
try not going to a city you mong
>>57817495
East Anglia
>>57817495
Birmingham
>>57817495
Grimsby arcade
Seriously considering quitting life and living as a hermit.
Sick to death of normie spackers around mr earning more than me while being less intelligent.
>>57817495
I hear Bradford and Leeds are white paradises
>>57817146
He was already dead... on the inside.
>>57817496
obviously you cretin, but you're shitting on them
they're piff
>>57817492
>carbs on carbs
hmm
>>57817495
top tier bait, well done
>>57815614
Yeeeeeees, why Aussies are pretending Asians? We should ban to Australia join us Asian cup in.
>>57817495
http://datashine.org.uk/#table=QS201EW&col=QS201EW0002&ramp=YlOrRd&layers=BTTT&zoom=8&lon=-1.2305&lat=52.9619
>>57817525
This desu, lowest percentage of black people and pakis in the whole of England.
>>57817495
anywhere above oxford is shit
Take time if a man wanna try me no time
>>57817569
haha i too pick up heavy things and put them back down again right before i take meatloaf up my bum what a coincidink
>>57817569
>breakfast
>>57815628
But isn't that cum? I don't want to rub cum into a hand and we certainly can't force Australians to make that their secret handshake.
>>57817455
ur a hater
>>57817572
>>57817588
But Oxford is on The List
>>57817614
his only fans are Islander kids in South Auckland
>>57817614
u a bitch nigga
>>57817588
>Exmouth not Exeter
H O W L I NG
>>57817582
checks out
http://datashine.org.uk/#table=QS201EW&col=QS201EW0002&ramp=YlOrRd&layers=BTTT&zoom=9&lon=1.1948&lat=52.5095
plus that spot of yellow is a US base
