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Tell me about New Zealand.
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sheep and farms, unless you live in Auckland which is the business capital of new zealand
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idk LOL
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It is the best country in the world.

I highly recommend that you move there.
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>new zealand
>real
LMAO
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>>57812630
I'm moving out as soon as i've finished my degree.
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>>57812583
Why do they wear the mask?
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went to a brothel there once and a goat oragy broke out
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>>57812630
This. People from all over the world preferably africans and middle easterners, you should move to New Zealand.
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>>57812583
They're next to Australia, supposedly they like fucking sheep, I heard they filmed the Lord of the Rings movies there. That's about all I know.
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>>57812663
you are LITERALLY either a chink or a hori maori cunt
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>>57812712
no i'm nz european (that means white)
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New Zealands flag is awful, and this is coming from a leaf
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>>57812732
le_proof_bird.jpg

>>57812747
t. a fucking leaf
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I'm a Australian on vacation and I think that NZ is far superior then Australia.

NZ has real nature where Australia is a desert.
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>>57812757
how am i suppost to prove that without posting my face
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>>57812808
you can't

post your dick too
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>>57812583
Who?
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>>57812583
Interesting women.
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>>57812886
>you will never fugg miss alice
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>>57812619
>business

That sure is a funny way to spell "culturally diverse sheltered city boys" m8, is it mandarin or something?
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>>57812583
Who?
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>>57812865
Anyone who knows about it. I'm probably moving there for a year in September. Auckland specifically.
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>>57812992
>relevance
no thanks, enjoy getting nuked
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Think Britain but with nice weather and scenery, less muslims and no real history, culture or identity.
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Interesting fact: more kiwi birds die in New Zealand than in any other country in the world
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>>57813037
delet this
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>>57812583
Many of my friends visited it after school for about a year.
They said it was extremely nice there, tabacco and alcohol are extremely expensive though.
Storytime of a guy friends met there:
>friends meet a guy there and he invites them to crash at his place for some weeks
>guy goes to work for a week while friends chill with his wife at his big ass house
>after said week they have more contact with him and spend their time drinking and blazing it
>one evening the host refuses to drink (hand mixed) wiskey cola mix because he'll have to work in the morning
>instead he pulls out cans of pic related because "that's not alcohol, that's a soft drink"
>as soon as he drank about a quarter of the can he fills it up again with more captain morgan
>he calls it "morgan with topping"
>after approximately 6 cans and an uncounted amount of bongheads he informs the friends that he'll have to work now
>gets in his car and drives to his diving lessons
>crashes his car on his way back - he lol's about it
>informs friends that if he was caught by the police once more drunk / stoned driving he would get in seriously trouble
>this already happened 5 times, what resulted in only one fine
>note that police over there aperrently doesn't have breathanalyzers or similar stuff
>so you'll have to be so fucked up that they notice your driving is impaired to check you out
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>>57812918
is she from nz dafuq cunt
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>>57813297
wew lad haven't you heard her speak
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>>57813004
well i live in Auckland and i can't understand why the fuck you would want to come for a holiday here
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>>57813315
no i just skip to the middle of the vid and fap
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>>57812583
Aussies tell us NZ is full of leftardeds.
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>>57813368
note that aussies and nz's hate each other
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>>57813430
Only the braindead ones

It's not like england and ireland, they just cheated at sports this one time and we don't let them forget about it.
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>>57813483
>cheated

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Underarm_bowling_incident_of_1981
>The Australian captain, Greg Chappell, instructed his bowler (and younger brother), Trevor Chappell, to deliver the last ball underarm, along the ground. This action was legal at the time
>This action was legal at the time
loving every laugh
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>>57812938

Aucklanders are no different from anyone else aside from caring about clothing in my experience
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>>57813085

We have breathalysers mate, do you know where they were? Was it rural or something?
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>>57813885
Not exactly, but surely nowhere near a big city.
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>>57813790
>caring about clothing

Sounds like sheltered nancy city boy behaviour to me lad

>>57813771
>being so poobsessed with winning at all costs against a literal minnow that you t-tottaly don't even care about that you literally befouled the tradition of good sportsmanship integral to the game of cricket and forced them to have to actually add in laws to stop someone ever doing it again

top lad banter from those cheeky baggy groins tbqh lad
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>>57813368

I don't know where they get it, they're far, far more socialised than we are, less gun rights, US style Unis that act like the Church of SJW, more urbanised etc.

They're just a lot more casually racist and don't treat their natives like protected classes the way we do
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>>57813937
>memetexting that much
calm down it's ok m8
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>>57812663
Same
>>57813028
>and no real history, culture or identity.
this is true
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>>57813937

Well rural people do too, its just the opposite end of the spectrum. So if you consider it that way then there's practically no difference. If anything rural people are sheltered which is why they're more open/social.
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>>57813949
>US style Unis that act like the Church of SJW

Our unis are quickly following suit though

>>57813985
M8 I'm calm like a farm (a farm not in new zealand or wales) tbheich
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>>57814047
that's good
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>>57813995
ehh not really like britain, we have pretty unique scenery in the south island (sounds, queenstown, fiords etc)
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>>57813004
I live in Auckland.
It's like 40% white 25% asian and 35% ugly brown cunts
stay away from auckland mate its horrible especially the indians
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>>57814047

I'm at Unitec and despite a couple of huge spastics we're nowhere near what goes on in the US and the UK

>>57813995

That's just because of the recent push for Canadaesque "national identity" and denial of where we came from
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Poooopeeeeelaaand
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>>57814151
another aucklander here, can comfirm

actually i'd argue it's closer to 50% asian
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>>57813937
>the tradition of good sportsmanship integral to the game of cricket

you do know this is just a meme right

and if cricketers always obeyed the laws of the day then the game would still look like fucking croquet because players weren't taking it in new directions
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>>57812583
Chinks are invading, Abos are humans there and the sun kills the whites.

Only Greeks should live there.
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>>57814199
kraut babes are nice to me, the also have a lot of piercings
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>>57814151

It's 60% white mate
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>>57814199

That the hole in the Ozone
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>>57814165
>>57814234
cmon lads we all know auckland is literally the peoples republic lad
might aswell be 80% chink tbqh
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What is best place to go in NZ if somebody wan't mostly nice spring-like weather but not to be to isolated. (to far from big citys)?
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>>57814261

I study in the CBD, most of the Asians that make it look so insane is all of the (easy) foreign students
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>>57814297
all of nz is nice spring weather mate
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>>57814185
M8 of course I know it's a meme I wrote it, don't make me have to put footnotes everywhere so all you slow cunts that are just looking for places where you can correct me instead of taking the easiest logical leap of "oh wait, it's a post on a thread on an anonymous vietnamese shadowpuppetry imageboard maybe he isn't being super serious and is just funposting and I should take it as a joke instead of trying desperately to prove him wrong or else australia will look bad in front of foreigners with autism somewhere on the ass end of the internet" but you didn't, because you couldn't, because you are LIT ER A LLEEEEE POOOOOB SSSS EEEE SSS EEEEED with poo peeland and can't let anything slip past the watchful eyes of your australian internet defence force just in case some big strong american autism comes in and takes it at face value and it becomes the next 'khan'd' which means you'll have to deal with being the banter-ee for once which we all know you just can't handle because you're emotionally underdeveloped hypocritical soft cunts. God you disgust me, never reply to my fucking posts again you asshole.

>=^(
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>>57814213
fuck germany
I'm Greek and cumskins should live in this ugly country.

>>57814250
God hates fags and Australians. Another reason for you to fuck off.
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>>57814297

Anywhere, NZ isn't big enough for you to be isolated really, and the weathers mild all year round
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>>57814199
>Chinks are invading
Canada literally has double the amount of Asians we do. But chinks> muslims.

>Abos are humans
Only if you consider them human.
(plot twist: no one here does)

>the sun kills the whites
>not being a muscly Australia with a sexy accent and beautiful sun kissed skin
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>>57814298
uoa city campus? whatchu studying brah
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>>57814352
He's talking about NZ
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Love the wild life, love flight of conchords (what do people from new zealand think about those guys? Or do you even know them?), and I love that australia and new zealand get to be anglo twins like US and canda. I don't love the self destructive hobbits of my alcoholic father.
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>no one here does
Your laws do.

>not being a muscly Australia with a sexy accent and beautiful sun kissed skin
Greeks look better than you with your Anglo shit faces and don't die after 5 minutes in the sun. They would improve everything there. Reminder that there would be no problems in Greece if they were a banana republic like Australia.
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>>57814335
>so all you slow cunts

Sorry, this should be "for", "for all you slow cunts etc"

sorry
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>>57814432
>>57814352
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>>57812583
They drink horse cum slurpies.
Their national animal is a little faggot bird.
They're not very bright, they make Australians look like geniuses.
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>>57814399
>he loves flight of concordes but he doesn't mention lorde
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>>57814347
>>57814311
ty
when i feel sad and sick of this shitholl i use to dream about country that have nice weather, regulated government, that is eanglish speaking , nice nature (ye, a fucking lotr cliche you must be fucking hate it..) and far enough from balkans...

guess what, i dream about NZ
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>>57814369

CompSci, on Wellesley st.

>>57814399

They're known as those kiwis that got popular in the US, the guy that plays their manager was a lot more well-known here (as a standup comedien) before FotC
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>>57814477
mate, ironically i want to move to switzerland as it has superior nature imo
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>>57814484
Fuckin love murray, see what we do in the shadows?

>>57814471
I didn't even know she was from new zealand, or still relevant. I enjoyed the soundtrack to Skyfall
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>>57812583
Humid, lots of huge Maoris, but it's all mainly all suburbs, even compared to Australian cities
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>>57814547
lorde is shit was the implication
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>>57814513

"no"

>>57814547

Yeah, anything made here will be shilled hard, similar to how things would be in the smaller US states I'd imagine
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>>57812583
pretty much the GOAT country
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>>57814595
Flight of the Concords is good though.
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>>57814477
>(ye, a fucking lotr cliche you must be fucking hate it..)
Why is it only serbia that understands this?

>>57814565
M8 there's like 5 cities in new zealand, and only one of them is barely large enough to be a city by international standards. I would suspect you're deliberately only describing auckland but you made no mention of samoans and chinese and saffas so I feel like you might just be confused.
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>>57812583
don't know anything about new zealand but judging from the posts here they have autism and genetic problems
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>>57812708
>>57812865
>>57812886
>>57812992
>>57814470
>>57814547
>>57814667
please watch our sport
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>>57814650
The talking bits are okay
The songs were already a bit shit before the show and they only got worse through adaptation
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>>57814758

Yeah some of the adaption was pretty forced, the David Bowie one comes to mind
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watch the elephant man if you want a good cry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Avq6f4JQYMI
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>>57814477
come home serbia man :)
if you are white you are very welcome my comrade
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>>57812583
low key best country in the world
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>>57814758
The fish out of water bits don't really work with people from that sea.
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>>57814887
>low key

not "low key" enough if you catch my drift m9
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>>57814845
Didn't Michael Jackson buy his bones or something?
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>>57814159

UoA is just as bad, or at least close, to UK/US unis
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>>57814910
get back to work winston
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>>57814932
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>>57814862
ty
dunno, i think nobody is white on 4chan.

maybe i will, i wan't firstly to finnish college than i will think about that solution for real...
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>>57814945
>dumb leftist can't get back to work because he doesn't have a job
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>>57814927
Not if youre in the Commerce department/Owen Glen

It's like a place full of normal psychopaths
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>>57814653
I spent a week in Auckland, three days in Wellington and a day in Hamilton and Dunedin
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>>57814958
>winston
>leftist

rude
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>>57814845
what a fucking cry baby
he needs to check his white male privilege

He should be happy he's not a starving African
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>>57814968
I went to wellington for one day

It felt so small and weird. Almost empty

Im from Auckland you see
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>>57814968
>didn't visit crushedchurch

a wise choice
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>>57814997
>Im from Auckland you see
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>>57814965
most of my lectures are in the owen glenn, what do you mean by normal psychopaths
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>>57815007
everywhere but Auckland makes me feel sick and weird
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>>57814991
you're a fucking white male
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>can't move around central without seeing all those weirdly dressed indians moving in packs
my fucking nose man
when will they learn noone likes them
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>>57815024

To those outside of Auckland you are sick and weird m80
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>>57815023
commerce students that would gladly step over you for an A

They are "normal" people and not mega weird liberals like you see in the arts department
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Anyone else in the Bernie Sanders club at the UoA

;)
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>>57815007
Didn't want to get 2012'd desu lad
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>>57815024
you sure you not autistic?
I mean literally
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>>57812808
post your hand
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>>57815046
honestly i think they're just trying to live up to the 'hurrrr ruthless business man' meme, they will get a taste of the real world soon enough
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>>57815060
nah I just get uncomfortable by certain areas

small towns and empty places feel strange to me
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>>57812918
She's poor and desperate now, begging for donations. Also she lost a ton of weight and isn't happy enough for her videos to be any good. Sucks for her, hope she gets out of that.
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>>57815078
people are kinda the same in business/corporate though

so many psychopathic people
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>>57814927

I don't think so, the students may be as bad but the Unis haven't bent over for them as much, I know they have that stupid fucking Queerspace thing but there hasn't been any no-platforming I'm aware of and the Uni doesn't run Kangaroo courts judging rape accusations
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>>57815111
well i'm majoring in economics through BA not Bcom
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>>57813085
>note that police over there aperrently doesn't have breathanalyzers or similar stuff

Your mates wanted you to come here and drive around pissed just to get you arrested
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>>57815047

I've been thinking about buying some of his merch and shipping it here to sell to the clueless lefty fucks, I reckon there's money to be made there
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>>57815111

>so many psychopathic people
interesting is that surgeons are more often psychopaths than rest of population, just like business/corporate fuckers..
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>>57815024
kill yourself
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>>57814913
nah they're at some muesem somewhere
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>>57815076
>37.14% more likely to be in prison

Unless you're really into the slav lifestyle I don't think this one applies for white people
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>>57815229

I wonder how low are obesity ranking would go if we exiled all the islanders
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>>57815229
no, it is just because here we don't have enough prison space for all the criminals so we put them in government
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>>57815285
have to exile ur mum too
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>>57815285

REEEEEEEEeeEE BROWNIES STOP BEING SUCH FAT FUCKS
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>>57815323

Jokes on you, mate. My mums dead
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NZBros do you think our countries should unify or should we stay separate?
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>>57815285
They're being express funneled to aussie already and obesity stats keep getting worse. The problem is the worst of the Maori are generally too poor to jump the ditch and we're stuck with them. Also maybe fat asians are a thing now, I don't live in auckland so cannot confirm
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>>57815370
>maoris aren't islanders
when will this meme die?
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>>57815370

Good to know if a race wars kicks off half of them will die from heart attacks before the fighting begins
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>>57815387

I'm not against an Antipodean unification but I doubt it'll happen in our lifetime
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>>57815387
>psst, hey kid, wanna be the second tasmania and still be made fun of but also get to not be independent anymore and have even worse politicians?

There doesn't seem to be any benefit for us besides up-scaling our efforts to bootyblast the english in all sports except soccer
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>>57814477
Sure come here I know quite a few serbs
Its hard to get yo live here though do your reserch there is alot of laws around migration so look that up
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>>57815505
Well judging by the opinions of Australians in /int/ a lot seem to like you more than they like Aus.
Also please unify with us it would be great if we could have a Rugby team that can actually win for once
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>>57815528

kys
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>>57815528
stop impersonating me

btw where are the qt bois?
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>>57815528

fuck off mate
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>>57815580

A-at y-your ne-nearest f-ford dealership m800, haha
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>>57815580
are you a cute guy?
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>>57815580

newzealandgirls.co.nz
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>>57815623
holey most are ugly lmao, bummer
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>>57815725

Look at the price difference between Asian girls and white girls, gives me a good laugh
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>>57815370
post some stats for 15-25 and include the percentage that's only overweight
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got 8 oclock lecture tomorrow
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>>57815955
csb
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Did mods delete the escort question? because whores are legal in new zealand
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>>57816018
jannys are retarded
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>>57815928

http://www.stats.govt.nz/browse_for_stats/snapshots-of-nz/nz-social-indicators/Home/Health/obesity.aspx
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literally and objectively the best country in the world:

http://www.stuff.co.nz/travel/news/78884965/new-zealand-wins-best-country-in-the-world-for-the-fourth-year-in-a-row
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>>57815541
Your team literally came second in the WC last year m8
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>>57816067

then why does half your country emigrate to australia?
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>>57816081
Thanks to our boy jewbear and his SANZA(A)R shekles
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>>57816106

To help try to make Australia the second best obvs
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https://newzealandgirls.co.nz/all/escorts_15.php?more=23417

$350-$600 p/hr

lads, become a trap
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>>57812583

$25 million for

>A

>FUCKING

>KEKSTAMP
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>>57816081

Should have been Scotland. We came second in the Cricket world cup and we barely care. They only sport team up worthwhile would be league and that would be just to watch England (the only other country that cares about League) never win another game
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>>57816175
>unironic leaf supporter calling anyone cucks
lmao
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>>57816067
>followed by maldives and south africa

Sounds like a pretty legit ranking system they've got there
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>stop impersonating me
Well said.

I don't want to know weather or not you like men, Impersonator
I don't be gay next time

seriously its against my religion

>>57815546
>>57815571
I'm the real guy anons i never said >>57815566 or is my IP this anon.

I'm >>57815528
now please be nice.

>anon wants poof again
alright.
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>>57814477
You can move in with me in Christchurch on the condition we go on kebab-removing sprees together :))
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>>57816216
stop impersonating me REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

btw I love child pornography

t. "Kiwi_Dude"
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>>57816216
lose some weight

dude just step away from the food lmao, learn to count calories and weigh all your food
https://tdeecalculator.net/
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>>57816163
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>>57815089
:(

literally rich as fuck here and i'd bail her out just to fugg her as im ugly :(((
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>2 (two) threads about New Zealand up
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>>57816216
>>57816266
damn bruh u 1 uuuuuuuuuuugly acc fuccboi niqqa lmao s m h
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>>57816163

>1 weeks rent in an hour
>For fucking

Kill me
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>>57816216
This is exactly what I imagine AMS to look like
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>>57816316
have another pic of me anon

>>57816332
literally who
t. occasional /cric/ poster
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>>57815027
> White male

> New Zealand citizen

No such thing hermano
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>>57816219
I guarantee they're going to build another shitty mosque some time soon for the Syrian refugees.
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>>57816424
legit, i'm white but my ancestry is noodle nigger and goulash nigger
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>>57816467
seen any cool ground birds senpai. I wanna see kakapo one day :0
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>>57816453
I've been contemplating of buying a pig and before the next time I go for a run around Hagley sprint in and bring in old porky to the mosque, close the door and go back for my run.
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>>57816467
> Noodle Nigger

Loving every laugh :DD. One of my best friends is half Hungarian. I didn't think it was very common here.
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>>57816297
I think she's seriously in debt lol, I bet she would you were actually going to do it.
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>>57816499
>leaving an innocent pig in the hands of muslims

You're the real swine in that particular situation that relates to a human and a porcine animal one of which I have infered is flawed by using a derogatory term that derives from the name for a porcine animal
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>>57816496
nah dog, unless you go to like a conservation island or zoo or some shit
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>>57816370
>literally who
Autistic Memespouter
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>>57816552

Jafa
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I'm only
>>57815528
>>57816216

Impersonator anon is
>>57815566
>>57815622
>>57816266

this is why i hate faggots with a passion.
now i have to use a secure trip

I wondered how i always get banned at night and yet I'm here 24/7
why is this person obsessed with trying to get me banned ?
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>>57816552
>he hasn't met sirocco, rape-king of all birdkind and official (really) spokesbird for new zealand's native avian species.

He was cute
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>>57816594
>chirstain
lmao
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>>57816496
Check this guy out. I didn't even know we had a falcon here.

We do have some pretty cool birds

>>57816499
Yeah but then the national news will highlight as an "Islamophobic attack" and have some arab crying into their falafel that they saw a pig for once that wasn't their reflection.
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>>57816628
>he has never held a five dollar note without having the sir ed side facing towards him

pretty impressive tbqh lad
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>>57816658
It's a penguin on the five, what are you on about?
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>>57816697

ah yeah
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>>57816499
just shoot a few goats and toss the carcasses in there

either they'll come out hilariously bleating about their lovers being shot in a hate crime

or they'll lock the doors and dick 'em down, forever being known as necro goatfuckers
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>>57816697
not on the old $5
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>>57816697
>not taking a marker pen to your twenties and making lizzie look like sir ed

what a casual
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>>57816725
Yeah it is, you mean the 20 dollar.

I never really made the association tbqh. Thought it was some eagle or something, didn't know it was a falcon.
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>>57816740
> Not painting dresses on sir Ed, Willy and all the other currency figures

It's like you don't even care about Mountain Climbing Trans Womyns rights
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>>57816769
idk m3, i haven't taken cash out since last year
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>>57816810
THE MASK SLIPS
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>>57816800
>not reserving that for the bird side of the note

sigh
Getting pretty triggered by this fragrant absence of real and meaningful trans-birdperson climbing representation now
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>>57816896
Good lad
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>>57816847
You really think Falcons can identify as Trans-birdpeople? You're not a real Trans-birdperson(tm) if you don't identify as a flightless bird.

You think you can just fly away from patriarchal power structures, well us true trans-birdpenguins are on the ground dealing with abuse and harassment every day.

Piss off until you've taken a walk in my flippers.
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>>57816834
TELL ME ABOUT BAIN

WHY DOES HE WEAR THE JERSEY
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>>57816965
CRASHING THIS COURT CASE WITH NO SURVIVORS
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No.
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>>57817080
why didn't he get compensation
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>>57817096
Please tell me father, I'll be ever so grateful!
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57816625
..w-what was that ?
Oh? just moss in my ears, for a second there i thought a atheist said something
>>57816683
>Not knowing the master and chief, sir Edmond Hillary

but he's on the five dollar note and has/had/had owned a house in auckland
he's a national hero anon.
>>57817102
The goverment basiclly is delaying paying him indiffentantly
Because :
A he's not ethnic moari
B he's broke
C He can't even afford his own independant lawer
D There is no proof of his innosense
E There is no proof he did it ether because a bouch up job done by police.
I was on Parliment TV
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>>57816896
>>57816683
I for one am grateful for the tireless voluntary work of 4chan janitors. These people deserve more recognition for keeping us safe from harm.
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we're full
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>>57817205
But I'm hungry
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>>57817205
>>/Austiralia/
back home with you.
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>>57817151

You should know enough at this point. Daddy no longer has to wash your willy for you (as all fathers should, of course).
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>>57817280
>tfw daddy never washed my willy
feelsbadman
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>>57812583
Poor housing standards.
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South Island looks like one of the most comfy places on the entire planet. What would you NZers say are the biggest drawbacks? As far as I can tell
>good mix of nature: beaches, forests, mountains, fjords
>nice weather
>(relatively) white
>some medium size cities, large enough to get most of what I need

The only major disadvantage I can think of is
>cheap traveling options very limited
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>>57817280
Daddy please, we cannot wash our willies alone. We tried and it's been ever so hard.

We only see you once a year now and it's been hard on mummy and the family. Mummy has been seeing a nasty oriental man for money and his relatives all come round asking to buy our house every week. Please come back, we all miss you dreadfully.
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>>57817102

Because he's guilty as fuck, mate. Where is he hiding these days?
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>>57817327

Probably better than ours.
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>>57817333

A lot of people here think it's "Boring" like if they go to Europe they're going to go in all the top clubs snorting coke off Supermodels. I emigrated here from the UK and I'm never going back
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>>57817280
>>57817344
the fuck is this cringeworthy roleplay
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>>57813028
Scotland has nice scenery.
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>>57817327
How many centuries old is your plumbing again?

>>57817412
Mummy said never to talk to a spaniard so I shan't!
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Cucks
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>>57817445
APOROGISE FOR NANKING!!!
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>>57817333
>being northislander reading this
Agreed you know more than you let on.

here is maps of both islands
http://www.nztourmaps.com/north_island_physical_map.html
http://www.nztourmaps.com/map_of_south_island_new_zealand.html

I hope this helps.
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>>57817445
NZed BTFO
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>>57817445
go fuck yourself with a baguette
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>>57817407

Mate there's more to life than Friday nights. Once you get past he scenery there really is fuck all to do living in chch/Dunedin
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>>57817431
The South Island (Particularly Otago) looks uncannily similar.
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>>57817398
Not really, rare incidence of central heating, double glazing, and poor insulation.
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>>57817502
hmmm must be all that scottish influence down there
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>>57817269
what?
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>>57817559
>replying to kiwi dude
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>>57817333
Cost of living especially food and power is quite expensive.

Only Christchurch and Dunedin qualify as real cities and Christchurch is worse now than it was.

If you like living near the mountains you don't get nice beaches. Christchurch isn't bad since you're two hours away from a ski field but still get 25-30 degree weather in summer but as I say (It's still pretty crap)

You're bang on the money for the travelling options. If you want a "Cheap" holiday, your only option is Australia or The pacific islands.
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>>57817333
>>57817579
mate, you'll never be able to afford a cozy little cottage in queenstown, real estate down there is through the fucking roof
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>>57817576
I've nfi who he is, but he seems retarded.
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>Poo Peelanders

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mu6jkQYAVJM&nohtml5=False
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>>57817514
>Not really, rare incidence of central heating, double glazing, and poor insulation.

that depends on where some places have all of the abobe while others have nothing like that at all , but we do have Pink bats and foam in the walls on alot of houses now even state houses

Other than most of auckland house prices now around 800,000 NZD average for a house and for a nice house 1,000,000NZD plus for a nice house in auckland

where every where else is like 200,000 - 400,000 ~ every where else

In fact christchurch is now paying people (no joke) to move there.
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>>57817499
I read similar statements often on /int/. What do people even mean with "there's nothing to do here"? Like what are some things you would be doing if you lived somewhere else, which you can't do in chch/dune?

I myself live in Flanders, one of the most densely populated regions of the world, but it's really quite boring here. Literally all you can do is hang out in a city and go to bars at night, maybe a concert or music festival once in a while but those aren't daily activities at all.
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>>57817700
that's pretty much nz, there's jackshit to do unless you're wealthy and live in queenstown
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hey new zealander here, but currently living in hk

i was born in new zealand, and it's a fantastic place. really beautiful, nice weather, super nice people, and it's a nice place to live. if you're gonna have a kid, nz is the best place in the world for that.

but, i do feel like me moving back to new zealand would be a bit of a step back. i've already experienced new zealand, went to milford sound, rotorua hot springs, cape reinga, palmerston north, christchurch, dunedin, and lived in auckland.

kinda at a crossroads for where to move next. thinking australia, seattle, or london
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>>57817412

I was just making a little quip, I didn't know they'd take it this far ;_;
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>>57817700
Christchurch essentially lost its city centre where young people used to hang out. There's nightlife and bars here now, but there's no "downtown" anymore like there is in Auckland and Wellington.

Dunedin was always too small to have much of a city centre anyways, but the nightlife will be better there.

If you like hiking and doing stuff outdoors you will love it though

>>57817785
Are you in Finance? London would be the logical move
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>>57817840
no, computer sciences
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>>57817872
I do web des/dev and am wanting to work in HK for a year. Did you have a job lined up before you went? Do you speak any canto or Mandarin?
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>>57817748
rotorua has things to do too but its the same as queens town in a way its a tourist trap now-a-days, but wortha short stay but i wouldn't live there

In saying that they are really nice places to stay and live as i have relitives living in both cities.

Best skiing is Mt Ruapahu or Mt hutt in the northisland or Mt cook in the southisland.

but yeah most of the good stuff its all out doors stuff
these are not like day tramps they can sometimes be like 10 days and 200KM on foot with rough tracks or some good tracks on DOC sites
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>>57817918
Nobody skis on Mt Cook what are you on about? Remarkables/Mt Hutt etc are major South Island ski fields along with plenty of others.
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>>57817918
Mt Hutt is in the South Island and you can't fucking ski on Mount Cook you utter dope
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>>57812583
It seems nice
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>>57817949
>>57817965
best ski field is turoa or coronet peak
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>>57818037
>not club fields
PLEB
L
E
B
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>>57817912
working in hk for a year? some major cities are expensive but you haven't seen expensive until you've been to hong kong/nyc

no job lined up, lived with my parents for a while

i speak some mandarin and no canto, but trust me, most people know english around here. you'll be absolutely fine
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>>57818021

:3
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>>57818021
please watch our sport

>>57818056
literally this
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