>fit
>good cheekbones
>handsome
>well dressed
>well groomed
>nearly £60,000 in savings and graduated uni jnearly 5 years ago
>good job
>3.5 inch penis
I can flirt with girls as well until things get too sexual and i back off.
>>57790986
I'm exactly like that (richer tho, and not yet graduated), but with a small 16cm dick, wat do?
>>57791120
you are like nearly double my size, you can at least satisfy girls you fucking monkey.
Whats the point in being white if i cant spread my genes?
>>57790986
Become a wizard.
>>57791417
>Whats the point in being white if i cant spread my genes?
Make edgy club music?
>>57790986
Asians seem to manage just fine and if they can then so can you.
From what I hear they aspire to drive cars like this
>8cm
you should become hero
>>57791538
mentally ill people seeing cocks in everything and projecting that onto society legitimately triggers me. I'd like to see their vagina shaped brown-painted space ship take off.
>>57791683
actually 9 lad, but i dont want to kill myself. Isn't there any way to get bigger? In my youth i masturbated like evry day 14 onwards so i'm trying to not masturbate next year and see any difference.
Interested in surgery but it doesnt seem worth it.
>>57791417
Pull the trigger on every nigger. (Fucking Illegal m8)
>>57791847
>Isn't there any way to get bigger?
None that don't involve major risks, no.
>>57791847
>so i'm trying to not masturbate next year and see any difference.
it won't make a difference
>Interested in surgery
don't. it never works. If there was an effective penis lengthening surgery it would be well known and as popular as breast implants.
if you're fat, losing weight will shrink the pubic mound and cause more penis to emerge.
>>57792011
>as popular as breast implants.
>as
Fucking every lad would be sporting 25er if it was as cheap and safe as plastic boobs.
>>57791847
Your penis is longer than you think, a large part of it continues under your taint. There's this surgery where they cut a bit of tissue, allowing your penis to 'slide out' of your body, and becoming longer in the process.
You'll have weaker erections, though, and there are other drawbacks I forgot.
Thank you for existing. I'm a 6 incher myself and knowing people around me might have tiny dicks really boosts my confidence
>>57790986
try using some pills or get a plastic surgery to get it bigger
>>57791417
You are the hero the world needs.
>>57792011
I'm all lean muscle lad, no fat here. Fuck my life.
I believed the meme that my penis could satisfy short women but nope they are like everyone else.
Wouldn't know, lmao
I might fap to loli but at least my dick is above average
>>57791120
My dick is 16cm. I thought it was okay.
>>57792544
Everything below 21 cm is small bro
>>57792518
>>57790986
try jelqing and penis pumps faggot
>>57792454
is there something wrong with doing that ? I would do it all the time because I got angry often.
>>57792567
Oh you'd know Sven.
Only 21cm+ allowed in your wife huh? That's pretty tough.
>>57792567
That's what your gf told you when she was taking Jamal's big dick? C U C K
>>57792685
This is the reason why no one likes Canadians on this board
>>57792596
What's jelqing and does it actually even work? I know penis pump is only a temporary thing and is shit.
>a girl who gave me a blowjob recommended i get a penis pump afterwards
>>57792544
My wife's son is bigger than this and he is only 3.
>>57790986
epic pic.
>be me
>half nigger
>still pale
>tiny dick
why
>>57792704
>>57792685
Small benised butthurt.
>>57792771
MOOOOOOOOODS
>>57792767
You basically just stretch your penis for 30 minutes a day. Down side being that it can cause pain, scars, disfigurement or downright ED. From the reading I've done on it, you can expect to gain about 0.5-1 inches, though most of it will be temporary.
Im a priest so im not allowed to whip my 3.5 inch out so im good
>europeans who believe in penis enlargement
i thought you had top quality education
>>57792858
>cucked by your own imagination
>>57792843
Don't you take care of your wife's son mate? I do everything in my house, cleaning, bathing the children, plus I work out as well. My wife even complain sometimes : "You are staying too much time at home!", hahaha. Can you believe it? We love each other so much, but we must know how to respect a strong woman space.
NO MOMMY DON'T DO IT AGAIN
DON'T DO IT AGAIN, I'LL BE A GOOD BOY
I'LL BE A GOOD BOY, I PROMISE
NO MOMMY DON'T HIT ME AHHHH
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO HIT ME LIKE THAT MOMMY?
DON'T DO IT, YOU'RE HURTING ME AHHHH
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BE SUCH A BITCH
WHY DON'T YOU, WHY DON'T YOU JUST FUCK OFF AND DIE?
WHY DON'T YOU JUST FUCK OFF AND DIE?
WHY CAN'T YOU JUST LEAVE HERE AND DIE?
NEVER STICK YOUR HAND IN MY FACE AGAIN BITCH
FUCK YOU
I DON'T NEED THIS SHIT
YOU STUPID SADISTIC ABUSIVE FUCKING WHORE
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE HOW IT FEELS MOMMY?
HERE IT COMES, GET READY TO DIEEEEEEE
>>57792954
>not being close to the lord
>>57792982
straight out PEDOPHILIA
>>57793080
also,
>"my wife's son"
C U C K