What's the difference between Australia and New Zealand?
Kiwis are bro tier
one have kangaroos, the other one have kiwis
one is chink'd and the other isn't
>>57763137
New Zealand is the best country in the world
>>57763137
one uses the white american star and is nice with beautiful women, one uses the red muslim star and elects jews for prime ministers
New Zealand is even less relevant than Canada
>>57763137
A Federation and a Colony.
>>57763177
>Japanese education at work
>>57763137
They're both safe from world war 3
>>57763196
>muh population makes me relevant
Practically any country could import one hundred million shitskins if they wanted to do so. We don't. Only America does. I'm surprised you're proud of it, becoming a minority in your own lands is not an achievement burger.
Kiwi cock is to Aussie women what BBC is to American women
>>57763177
Actually both are in equal amounts.
>>57763155
This.
>>57763223
I didn't say a damn thing about population Zhang.
>>57763227
Found only in kike-funded porn and among the lowest of the lower class while being laughed at by everyone else?
>>57763137
weather and access to firearms
>>57763137
NZ is little Australia that's somehow even more irrelevant than us, plus styuhpid eccents brew.
>>57763295
>>57763327
Cretin
>>57763155
This.
new zealand was cucked by their natives
mad max and lord of the rings
>>57763223
This is why Canadians are the worst posters, they always amuse they're victims when nobody has said shit.
>>57763223
contain your autism
NZ is like 50% maori or some shit
>>57763223
is this legit? i'm shocked
>>57763385
yes
we put all the blacks in ghettos and whites live in the suburbs
USA is incredibly segregated
>>57763409
>is
And it should stay that way
>>57763339
Sorry Mr Britty, did I trigger you by saying the magic word "irrelevant"?
I can even use it in a sentence for you if you'd like.
The UK was king of the world, but it is now reduced to being more irrelevant than it's retarded half cast son, NZ.
>>57763137
with earthquakes and without
>>57763470
:^(
>>57763409
>implying Uk isn't just as segregated (arguably even more so than the US, with everything contained in London and a few cities)
Face it Jamal, your country is rapidly becoming non-White.
NZ feels like a bargain bin australia
like RC cola
UK + USA = Australia
UK + Canada = NZ
One is full of faggots, the other isvNew Zealand
New Zealand had lord of the rings
Australia had some guy who was killed by a stingray
>>57763137
None
>>57763512
thanks for informing me about my country, m8.
>>57763485
Soz m8. Just some friendly brother-banter, at least we're still better countries than our mum.
>>57763566
Doesn't mean much when Pedro and DeTyrese each have 10 kids while white families only have one or two
>>57763677
false
after abortion, non-hispanic whites have the highest fertility rate
which is why anti-abortion cuckservatives need to fuck off
>>57763137
Pretty minimal 2bh.
They have actual cities, a special snowflake sport, and pronounce some words differently than we do.
>>57763566
Dude, the fact that even the latinos do not want to live in your nigger-ridden shithole anymore should raise some alarms
>>57763938
why do people think USA is filled with blacks?
they're like 12% of the population and go down every year.
One is undisputed Shitposting world champion.
The other produces an insufferable rising intonation in its speech
>>57763952
Some people on /int/ literally learn about other countries through memes and assume every one of them is true
Embarrassing I know
>>57763137
One is full of sheepshaggers and the other is New Zealand.
Australia leans towards American ideas, New Zealand leans towards British.
That's the rough difference, otherwise we're literally identical and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
Australia has cuter bois
We don't have sick theme parts like Ausbros do
DAMMIT I wanted to go to Wet&Wild this summer!
>>57764496
went there in 2007 it was pretty shit
>>57763177
both are lol
>>57764131
>pretty high searches in america
in our defense its probably because most of us have never seen a sheep. they are not very popular here and neither is mutton. I hope to promote mutton and change that a bit.
>>57764496
literally everyone in NZ has done the meme tour of the Gold Coast
>>57764351
Pretty much this
Australians, like Americans, developed as a sense that they were distinct from Brits in a way that Kiwis simply didn't, or at least they took much longer to do so
>>57763223
>one hundred million shitskins if they wanted to do so. We don't.
If you're going to lie, don't do it so blatently
>>57763137
Why did you mess the flags up?
Maoris instead of aboriginals
Although all the annoying Maori people here too...
NZ is basically the crappy version of Australia.
>>57763137
Something about cannibalism.
>>57763952
Because of american propaganda amd mass media.
>>57763137
One fucks sheep and other fights kangaroos
>>57763952
Because they are always in the news
>>57764131
>Wales
>>57764795
i haven't
>>57764496
rainbow's end is the shit dude
>>57763137
>What's the difference between Australia and New Zealand?
The color of the stars.
>>57763137
Hello (hi) yes I am new zealand
Allow me to answer this question
New Zealand has fresh water all year round, isn't 90% desert and has natives that have invented slightly more than a stick and were therefore smeckledorfed into becoming "british citizens" (who give their lands to the crown) instead of literally hunted for sport like abbos were.
Our politicians are marginally less retarded and can sort of keep it all together for an entire election cycle.
It's debatable which of us is the worse off in being overly invested in sports no one else in the world cares about but australia has at least 2 sports that literally no one else plays whereas new zealand's sole and monopoly holding meme sport is at least played "internationally"
Also, we don't have snakes, or dangerous spiders, or drop bears, or deadly kickboxing deer-rabbit things, or baby snatching wild dogs, or box jellyfish (I think), or murderous cane toad assassins, or giant crocodiles, or other miscellaneous giant lizards, or any particularly nasty insects, or wombats, or bandicoots, or tasmanian devils
Most dangerous (non maori) animal in the new zealand wilderness is wild pig. After that it's probably a deer or some shit.
Also we didn't lose to mongolians in any ''''''''spoort''''''''''' ever
>>57767295
Based AMS
>>57768444
statschonk
>>57767295
Can you possibly make New Zealand sound any gayer?
>>57766760
No
>>57763137
>What's the difference between Australia and New Zealand?
One invented the pavlova (Australia). The other didn't.
New Zealand is nicer. I've lived in both countries
>Greener
>No desert
>Natives are better
>Better beaches and landscapes
>Not as "Americanized"
>Nicer weather
>Not seppo cunts
But we do shitpost irl in NZ as well
>>57767295
>or any particular nasty insects
Idk I'm glad summer's over, I've been terrorised by wasps for the last 4-5 months
I'm suprised no one has mentioned the climate difference
>>57764131
Why would a kiwi search for sheep porn whern they can just walk outside and fuck one?
>>57769160
We don't sink Australian boats
>>57769160
better beaches
NO M8
New Zealand has mountains and rivers, Australia is mostly flat desert.
New Zealanders play rugby union and cricket, Australians play Australian rules football, rugby league and cricket.
Both countries have a special arrangement that allows citizens to work without a visa in each country. Lots of New Zealanders working in outback Australia as miners and cattle station workers.
Education systems and universities are pretty much on par. New Zealand's social safety net is a little less robust than Australia's, and the minimum wage is lower too. New Zealand's political system is a little less socialist than Australia's, but the difference is probably minimal.
0.2¢
>>57771401
D E L E T
>>57771413
>Both countries have a special arrangement that allows citizens to work without a visa in each country.
Worse than that m8, you can literally just get in a plane to poo peeland and live their for the rest of your life
>>57771728
>>57766449
What did the poor kangaroo do to deserve that :(
>>57763137
One has maoris, the other has abos.
That is all.
>>57772059
talk shit get hit
No one would miss Australia if it was nuked off the map. I'd be sad if that happened to NZ.
im just enjoying everyone ripping on australia
visiting family in hk rn, am new zealander
>>57766760
the welsh dont need sheep porn because they get the real thing
>>57772676
>im just enjoying everyone ripping on australia
Pretty much universally hated.
>>57774587
Not hated it's just banter.
Only shit skin curry smelling taxi driving indians legitimately hate Australians and that's because they're jealous as fuck of them
>>57766478
These must be southern nigger "intellectuals". The Northern Blacks seem to understand Hillary is a cunt and Bernie is for "free shit". Southern Blacks are actually the ones who riot, from Maryland to Missouri.
>>57774638
Nah, they're absolutely despised here in the UK, only pakis like them.
>>57774685
Sure they are Pajeet, sure they are
>>57774638
indians routinely get beat up In Australia for the lulz though. "oi Bruce theres a poo in the loo over there mate. lets smash that cunt with a cricket bat."
>>57774826
They are. They share a common interest through cricket and both loathe the English. If I had my way, they'd all be rounded up like the disease-carrying vermin they are and executed.
>>57774888
Hello Pajeet.
>>57763137
about 2 Greek salads, 3 spaghettis, 7 chocolate cakes and one-half of a wonton. Oh BTW there's nothing sweet about that chocolate cake.
>>57774925
Hello Ty'Rone.
>>57774858
They get beatup because they are sheltered upper-middle class manlets and are just easy targets for our crims. The funny part is that they think we are a country of racists because our criminals are bigger then them and yet fail to do anything about their own race related issues.
Australia invented the Pavlova cake. Kiwis bitch about this all the time.
>>57775015
its funny to think when you guys are bored you just go around town looking for indians to smash up.
>>57775045
How fucking sad that a fucking pudding is the only thing they've given to the world worth boasting about.
>>57774685
no theyre not fuck off paki
>>57776024
>only pakis like them
You must be a paki.
>>57776066
>>57775667
>>57774888
>>57774685
>>57774587
v. mad paki in here
>>57776107
>aussie loving paki detected
Rasheed, you're not welcome in Britain either. You can leave voluntarily, or be necked with the Aussies when the day of the rope arrives
Kiwis are best Anglos. Aussies are okay.
What's the easiest way to migrate to New Zealand? I went there last year and found everything to be much nicer than it is in this cold, grey shithole.
>>57763223
>Brits bragging about a 20% arab population
lovin every laff
>>57765564
bait
>>57766449
>He's never felt the warmth of a kangaroos tight pussy
>>57763137
From what I know NZ is colder, and further away from everything, far even from AU. No deserts and venomous spiders though
>>57763137
whats the difference between convicts and the dutch ?
>>57763324
rikt
>>57775045
Kinda like how the blacks are so proud that one of them invented peanut butter
Aussies = Antipodean niggers
