Okey, I ate this piece of shit labeled a "Norwegian style bagel" and it was terrible. Is all your food like this? Also, why are you guys so attractive?
please, I need to know why Nowegians are so freaking smart and attractive
>>57660291
because they're white
Minimal weather exposure and diet rich in omega 3.
>>57660681
hhhggnnnnn
>>57660713
Why don't they just take omega3 pills? This shit tastes like horse ass.
>>57660749
I've never tried a "Norwegian style bagel" before, but most fish is pretty tasty stuff desu.
>>57660808
Seafood and fish are my favorite dishes, I eat raw fish all the time too, but this went over the god damn line
>>57660905
Move to Norway then.
>>57660917
>I move to Norway
>don't like their bagels
>Norwegians shot
>50 dead, 9 wounded
>>57660024
That looks like shit desu. We never use capers and onion on salmon. What is that white stuff at the bottom? Also. Bagel is a no no.
Norwegian style would be whitebread, scrambled eggs with chives and smoked salmon on top.
>>57661148
The white stuff is cream cheese.
>white bread
I thought it was whole grain or nothing for you guys. Also, how can you not like bagels?
>>57661240
Usually whole grain but with seafood its always white bread.
>>57661045
I didn't even mean in regard to killing sprees. I'm sure your presence alone would be enough to punish them.
>>57661148
this would be a typical norwegian style sandwich
>>57661679
Those aren't sandwiches
>Bagels
Are bagels even eaten in any nordick country? They aren't popular here.
And what's that, fried crab legs? Your tastebuds are fucked up from eating american trash your whole life.
>>57661775
Not so common, they are pretty tastey but very thick, the kind of bread you get fat from.
Yeah Aus is such a cucked nanny state hell hole, hardly anyone gets shot by guns. You foreigners definitely wouldn't like it here, don't bother coming.
>>57660024
>>57661679
Looks really good tbqh
>>57661679
Looks yumyum
>>57660024
What's that? Bread + cream cheese + salmon? It's a good buterbrod.
>>57660024
>norwegian food
>literal poison that's commonly known to cause explosive vomiting
>not even dogs would eat it
Pick three.
>>57660024
Lose the capers and onions and its fantastic. Literally a God-tier breakfast.
>>57662307
>>57660024
It's impossible for non-whites to fathom as far as I see.
>>57662307
>literally eats a cock's bollocks
>>57661679
That looks freakin awesome.