>be australian
>accidentally bring rats to continent
>entire country filled with rats
>decide to bring rabbits to continent to control rat population
>instead, rabbits are now uncontrollable to grow
>fills entire continent
delet
>>57656085
>be American
>accidentally bring blacks to continent
>entire country filled with blacks
>decide to bring spics to continent to control black population
>instead, spics are now uncontrollable to grow
>fills entire nation
>>57656085
By rats you mean British convicts, right?
And by rabbits you mean chinks, right?
>be american
>bring in slaves for hard labour
>get new president
>be american
>bring diabetes to the contient
>entire country filled with fat worthless people
>>57656085
cool story bro needs more dragons ;)
>>57656181
most are still in mexico
>>57656085
cool story bro needs more dragons ;)
>>57656181
>speard it to australia
>>57656259
>ausfats
>>57656259
Nah we have gym culture
Probably all those fat seppos in Darwin lmao
>>57656285
t. haka 'fatty' samoa
>>57656335
ching chang chong
>possums are protected by australian law
>in new zealand they're killed for fun
>>57656376
haha good one lee kim
>>57656422
>Kiwis unironically fucking genocided the entire Moa species with sticks and stones like it was nothing
>Australians, the absolute madmen, got outgunned and outrun by tiny Emus when they had 20th century technology
Just let loose some of your endangered native birds onto Australian soil, whanau. It's literally that easy to conquer Australia.
>>57656164
>>57656259
fucking anglos
>>57656164
lel
RABBIT'D
>>57656259
> 63%
what the fuck
is this whats happening in capital cities? lads fill me in here, I haven't seen this fucking epidemic
are we doomed? jesus Christ fucking go for a jog or some shit you lazy gallahs
>>57659641
Perhaps it's because our population is ageing?
>>57659615
BUNNY'D
>>57659663
you don't have to be fat if youre old fucking do some hip flexes or something you crusty fuck
>>57656085
>be american
>think rabbits eat rats
>be australian
>get invaded by cane toads
AAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA CANE'D
>>57659736
What are they?
>>57659765
>be american
>read a book that makes you hate Australians and sympathize with Cane Toads
hahaha aussies literally cucked by toads!
>>57656164
Kek
To be fair, spics already had their own little niche before we stole it from them
>>57659797
>be american
>read an australian childrens book
>>57659858
>be australian
>teach your kids to love an poisonous invasive species
>>57659797
>>57659858
>australian literature
No wonder you can't speak English properly
>>57659941
English*
>>57659902
> love
people finna put that book in the thunderbox back home senpai
>>57659902
s/an/a
>>57656085
struth mate
>>57660440
>mfw only one of those keywords is used in Australia
>>57660510
Mais c'est drole, non?
lel
>>57656085
They also brought some kind of frogs and they are now uncontrollable
