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How to speak Australian:
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Try to imitate a drunk british person with down syndrome, use slang that sounds like made up toddler words and throw in a lot of "cunts" and "mates".
ah, Australian is a language now?
speak like a kiwi but pronounce all your vowels wrong
>>57654659
Yes, like our mexican language.
Razor blades = rise up lights
>mfw australians call a bottle shop a "bottle-o"
>mfw australians call a duvet a "doona"
>mfw australians call a chilly bin an "esky"
>mfw australians call a petrol station a "servo"
>mfw australians call jandals "thongs"
>mfw australians call fish and chips "feesh and cheeps"
>mfw australians call vb "drinkable"
>mfw australians call pavlova "australian"
>>57654779
yes
I will fikin nip ya mate!
>>57654980
>chilly bin
hahahaha what the fuck
>>57655566
nice digits
australian language
hello is nihao
thankyou is xiexie
>>57654980
>A FUCKING CHILLY BIN
>>57654570
Spoidah
>>57654980
>australians call Burger King "hungry jack"
>>57654586
I never understood this joke in Baseketball
>>57654980
>fush n' chups
>>57658330
Ass is the gay mans vagina
>>57658402
yeah but what does that have to do with australia
Why didn't Americans celebrate Easter?
>>57658462
they're saying aussies are gay, m8
>>57658462
You're gay
>>57658462
It was "How to speak San Franciscan".
It's the gay capital of our country.
>>57658522
then he says
Oh come on, that wasn't a gay joke, it was an Australian joke!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmL72sgVdAQ
>ciggie
>ciggie butt brain
>loightah
