first for multikulturna tolerancia and queer teoria
anime
>>57617672
>>57617786
>>57617672
>multikulturna tolerancia and queer teoria
Shit day desu
Everything is annoying
>>57618216
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHcFWcnS94E
>>57618216
someone's on their period.
>>57618216
hi femanon
Help me to translate this sentence:
"I was running through the park the other day, when who should I run into but my old teacher"
I understand what the words mean and also the general meaning of the sentence, but the "when who should - but" part is really confusing me.
>>57618370
Don't have the necessary accessories for that
I was just looking forward to comfy quiet weekend at home and i got my annoying brother here who keeps bothering me every two hours. I need to live alone already.
>>57617837
I see you used my template from a****l
>>57618413
Ked som vbehol do koho ineho ako mojej starej ucitelky
>>57618548
anal meet up here, how nice
>>57618457
I was making a joke and not asking for your whole life story
>>57618413
ja byl bezeti skrz park jiny den, kdyz kdo mel ja bezet do muj stary ucitel
t. an expert
>>57618636
Too bad i wanted to share it anyway you fatass
>>57618749
>>57618721
>ja byl bezeti
https://youtu.be/7p-K34m6vuY
vs
https://youtu.be/bTWcEjj0w3s
>>57618413
že si naňho narazil napotvoru
http://www.extra.cz/12-1-to-konecne-prislo-tyhle-dve-cesky-vyvolaly-archandela-uriela-co-bude-dal
>their nation doesn't have 2nd coming of Jesus Christ
get on our level
>>57618888 (double hitler'd)
good digit
>>57618562
>>57619029
Thanks, that's what I was thinking, but I have never seen this phrase before.
Am I the only one who enjoys these kind of shows?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KY08ZXSO1CI
>>57618888
first makes me hyped for "???"
second one makes me want to just rewatch the old episodes
>>57618457
I'd hate to have you as a brother too
holy fuck that vindaloo is so good. So fucking spicy. I was not expecting this.
Indians are together with Austrians worst nation in the world but they sure know how to make food
>no money to buy food for self
>no money to buy food for pet
>no money to buy ticket for train to school
Luckily its just 6 days till payday. 6 days that i will do literally nothing else than sit at home, starving, and stare into computer.
>tfw your parents ask if you have gf
>tfw your grandmother asks if you have gf
why
>>57619596
get a fucking job even if you think it's "beneath" you
>>57619596
wew lad
>>57619596
how the hell does that even happen? did you go full YOLO with your money or what?
>>57619596
third day without food will be extremely painful but after you survive that you'll lose appetite so the pain won't bother you as much
i'm sorry for your pet though
>>57619596
did you checked your local dumpsters?
>>57619596
call parents jew anon
>>57619543
Jalfrezi is even hotter
>>57619706
I was under the impression that i still have like 500 left for the week, i could've survived with that easily. I guess i should check how much is on my credit card more often.
Is it better to learn Czech or Slovak? I've heard Slovak is easier?
>>57619998
for polak slovakian is easier probably
but they are reaaaaly fucking similiar
>>57619790
I could but i don't wanna desu. Its my stupidity i got into this.
>>57619724
>i'm sorry for your pet though
Don't be, its a snake, for him one week without food is really nothing, he can survive almost half a year without it.
anyone seen batman? Going to see it with my dad
>inb4 capeshit
>>57620045
>capeshit
>>57619998
both languages are pretty much the same besides some vocabulary but for you poles it might be easier to learn slovak
>>57619998
cute kuna, imma steal it right nao
>>57620045
>watching capeshit with dad
are you 8?
>>57620038
do you feed him live mouses or does he also eat dead meat?
>>57619935
shiet, was in your shoes a month ago
have you considered going to some charity/FNB?
I know it sucks balls, but it's better than starving for six days
What should my goals be as a just got beaten in WWII Hungary?
>inb4 revise Trianon
There are not enough magyar pops anywhere(besides in the middle of romania and Novi Sad) to make conquest a viable option.
>>57620030
>>57620092
I just want to go to one of the countries for a year to do easy work and waste a year or two of my life and Czech and Slovak are some of the easiest languages to learn (for a pole). Which country is nicer to live in?
>>57620120
Here's another.
>>57620038
is your snek cute
what do you feed him
>>57620187
>got beaten in WWII Hungary
ultra realistic game that you are playing
>>57620130
>are you 8?
No other English movies out desu what's so bad about them?
>>57620193
I made that one so cant steal from myself
>>57620193
I've never been to Slovakia so I couldn't tell but living in Karlovy Vary turned out to be pretty comfy even with a shitty salary, but I don't need much from life desu.
houno ulákno
>>57620193
>Which country is nicer to live in
except Prague they are both same imo. Just avoid eastern Slovakia, it is pretty but bad economy.
It doesnt matter which one you learn, you will be able to communicate with slovaks and czechs just by using one language
>>57620218
>cold war mod
>it starts in the cold war
Wew
>>57620288
feces fiber
>>57620288
fecal fabric
>>57620288
posraný klubko
>>57620130
Live rats. Most of snakes don't eat dead meat, but you can train them for it. I knew a guy who always killed the rat and chopped it up and then served the pieces to the snake like regular human meal.
>>57620147
I can survive. I will probably borrow some money tomorrow, when i will finish the last chicken leg i have left. Luckily i have good reputation of giving back money so it shouldn't be a trouble. I'm still pissed with myself though.
>>57620288
sračko nitka
>>57620257
That's a pretty damn comfy city, I've seen pics of it before but didn't know the name. Seems like a good place to spend some time in.
>>57620291
Is Bratislava different from the rest of Slovakia?
>>57620579
>Seems like a good place to spend some time in.
if you speak Russian, you should have no problems getting by
How do we fix /v4/?
(You don't have to mention the obvious ones like permabanning anime, avatarfags, and anyone who posts in /polska/)
>>57620662
nothing needs to be fixed desu
>>57620579
>Is Bratislava different from the rest of Slovakia?
Yeah but its not very drastic.
>>57620618
there's not THAT many Ivans ťbh
>>57620440
I heard you shouldn't feed them rats because they are vicious and might kill and eat the snek instead
>>57620662
ban whoever insults the current state of /v4/ desu
I thought somebody mentioned anime.
>>57620779
How does it exactly differ from the rest of the Slovak Republic? Is it just that normal capital vibe that is in all countries' capitals?
>>57620817
>might kill and eat the snek instead
True. Other guy i knew threw a rat to his snek, woke up next morning, snek was eaten in half and rat was munching on him.
I often see rat biting my snek when he is strangling them, but hes a natural warrior, i have faith in him. Also i don't leave the rats with him over night.
>>57620958
anime
>>57620309
>>57620365
>>57620409
>>57620535
:^)
>>57620579
>Is Bratislava different from the rest of Slovakia?
yes
it has more východniars in it than any other part of the country
other than that, the usual urban vs. rural differences
>>57621030
Fekálmužík
>>57621021
>>57620958
anime
yes
>>57620817
current state is terrible. i am looking forward to summer /v4/.
>>57620971
it has a bit of the commieblocks vibe with concrete everywhere
>>57620789
t. Voloďa
>>57621163
yes, summer /v4/ was even comfier
not enough planes
fuck this board
>>57621030
>>57621220
Vďaka
>>57621325
content in summer is better than now.
>>57621291
i have a latin name 2bh
>>57620971
well its capital city, and its close to Vienna Budapest and Prague, so its most westernized city but as i said the difference is not that vast. Its just capital city, best for foreigners but you as poliak doesnt matter which city t b h
>>57618888
>C urrently U n N amed T v S how
>found out i can move around freely with my larynx
>when i do there's this dull snapping sound like when you stretch your neck or fingers
i-is this normal or did i just fuck something up there, it doesn't hurt or anything but i just made myself worried
If there ever will be time traveling body swap tourism industry, i would want to try out one day as Fritzl.
>>57621853
It's normal just don't break it
>>57621733
now I get it
>>57621853
it's made from the same material
but you probably shouldn't be cracking it
>>57621907
just play the Sims with mods
vindaloo will be first thing that I´m gonna cook once I´m able to walk again desu. my new fav food
>>57621958
>>57622042
alright lads thanks, i realize it's surrounded by a gristle i just never seen or heard about it being moved with so it kinda startled me
You switch gender for one day, what do you do?
>>57622526
watch anime
become anime
>>57622526
flick my bean until carpal tunnel syndrome
>>57622526
Jerk off and have sex
>>57622526
become mother
>>57622526
play around with my tits, masturbate, have someone suck my clit, nipples and fuck me in both holes
>>57622526
stretch my pussy in the center of town
>>57622834
Correct answer
>>57622526
hope I'm not menstruating
go to sleep early
>>57622526
Use my body to learn how to foreplay and please women (muh dick is kinda small)
Try going out with cute clothes and see if guys try to hit on me, if they do i'd reject them hard to make them suffer.
Use makeup and make myself look like a little princess
I wouldn't let someone fuck me because that's gay.
>>57622949
you got some nerve, coming into my thread, posting my waifu
what do you think you're doing, punk?
>>57623120
why is the couch groping her twin sister
>>57622949
Bigger dick =/= more pleasure
>>57623095
You sir are a man of fine taste.
>>57623166
because gays not welcome
>>57622949
this post really concors my self discipline
>>57623226
I'd hate to kill a dude with such excellent taste, however I can not allow such insolence.
Please refrain from posting my waifu in my thread.
>>57623226
>bird
s m h t b h f a m
>>57623210
Muh dick is 13cm long and it's also pretty skinny.
Never used it though, but in case it's not enough / i cum too fast i will need to use other means of pleasing.
>>57623355
Here, i'll post my waifu as a signal of peace and to pay my respects to my Austrian nigga
>>57623355
Your taste is shit desu.
>>57623454
>posts best girl
>but is also a footfag
I got some internal conflicts going on
>>57623496
Most people need to use other means.
>>57623496
much appreciated my south american amigo.
In exchange you may save this super rare skihi from my exclusive skihi gallery
>>57623454
>tschech
>schit taste
colour me surprised
>>57623496
>Austrian
He is the /v4/ mascot and he's actually a Slovak in denial living in Austria.
>>57623454
she's got the best opening sequence, underage vampire is obviously best girl along with senjougahara though
woah, when did the "magyar cigany" posts end?
>>57623726
when the poster died of cancer.
>>57623680
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTjG-tVmeCU
>>57623726
>>57623749
it was a sad day desu
does a snail die if you piss on it?
>>57617476
ok famalam you have 30 minutes to complete the challenge until the offer ends
>>57623826
Did you fucking piss on a snail? I'd like to call that autism but it's just too weird.
>>57623749
>>57623819
did he actually?
>>57623826
ahaha wtf dude
>>57623680
No adult vampire girl with big boobs is best girl
>>57623826
must be a terrible death desu
>>57623573
feet are cute
>>57623644
(you)
>>57623680
>senjougahara
she creeps me out too much
Kambaru is better girl, but get not enough time
>>57623988
what's the point of having 600y old vampire when it's not in 8y old loli body
>>57624059
Im not pedofil
>>57623931
>Did you fucking piss on a snail?
umm yes
>I'd like to call that autism but it's just too weird.
i just went for a piss in the garden and i saw a snail at my pissing spot, i did not go out of my way to just piss on some snail i am not a retard
>>57623960
>ahaha wtf dude
just a normal day in Felvidék
>>57623998
>must be a terrible death desu
i have seen what pissing in the same spot does to fauna and flora, scary stuff
>>57624095
it's ok, mr. police office, she's 600
>>57623826
You reminded me of the time when i tortured ants and other bugs with a laundry hook and when they were about to die i threw them into a spider's web to see how she ate them.
>>57624213
>>57624130
>i just went for a piss in the garden
kadibudka nefunguje?
>>57624261
>kadibudka nefunguje?
it works actually but the garden was closer and comfier, also less spiders
post music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-A1NyhwoiU
>>57624130
>Felvidék
>>57624150
But you might just as well fuck a boy or femanon. There is nothing womanly about her at 8y old
>>57624302
must be nice to just whip it out and piss wherever you want
Kadinski tell us what happened to you
>>57624059
>likes feet
>creeped out by senjougahara
interesting
>>57624351
what about her character and the puss puss
>>57624315
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOqKlvwzKkQ
>>57624424
She will either be literally child or annoying bitter old hag who is mad because she will never grow up. Kinda like Choco
>>57624315
nice taste family
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N74X55FS3Aw
>>57624351
yes, but she's cute
[spoiler]I don't actually fap to her[/spoiler]
>>57624424
what's so weird about that?
>>57624346
the order of colors is wrong imo
>>57624399
what is stopping you from doing that?
also benis comes with a lot of inconviniences
>>57624521
i didn't say it's weird, i was just wondering how'd you react if you got suddenly "assaulted" by senjougahara's feet
>>57624533
id piss all over myself even with a "portable benis" desu
>also benis comes with a lot of inconviniences
sure :^)
>>57624656
you don't even need a portable benis tho, what is stopping you from taking a piss in the garden?
>>57624315
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrFug34NbFo
>>57624630
I'd have mixed feelings
>tfw
>>57625306
hello where are the boobs :DD
>>57620120
Hello
>>57625384
at least she's got ass to compensate
>>57625306
flat/10
Making pierogi. What should I put inside them?
>>57625636
onions and something
>>57622526
i would really like to know how women orgasm feels like
>>57623855
offer over broski.
do slovaks say ahoj too or is it a czech only thing?
>>57620187
Where do you get meme mods like this fám? Is it any good?
>>57625864
ahoj, hoj, ahojky, čus, čau, čauko, servus, nazdar, zdravím, zdravíčko
>>57624256
i bombarded ants with burning film
get a stick, reel up the film, light it
start the bombardment as the film slowly started to melt, great fun
i fed a spider with bugs every day in the garden
>>57626081
I used to tear a fly's legs and wings and throw them to the ants, then watch as they overwhelm it
Is it stupid to be proud of medieval king of your country, if that king was of foreign country? i.e. Jagellonians, Habsbourgs, Anjou etc.
>>57625882
It's rather shit.
It portrays mass immigration into europe as the future.
I will try to resist it while keeping the folks happy.
I'm just scared russia fucks me up in '56
>>57625993
zdar, zdarec, zduř
>>57625864
yes, most basic greeting
>>57626285
tě péro
>>57624315
not enough tunes in here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPyAii6f-hc
>>57626376
seig heil
>>57624315
xxyyxx is my go to hangover music brah, good choice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1M4ADcMn3dA
>>57626754
šalom
>>57625864
>tfw I've never said ahoj to anybody
>>57627053
>>tfw I've never said ahoj to anybody
>
>>57624315
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuwxZSIS__4
>>57627053
>tfw I've never said ahoj to anybody
>>57625993
Which one do you use most? I prefer čus tnh>>57626081
>>57624315
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xo0tBTmE2A0
>>57627257
ahoj to girls and whatever i feel like to guys
>>57627453
>not treating both genders equally
>>57627257
nazdar
>>57626483
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6FXeupOp04
>>57627453
DAS SECKSIS MAYNE
>>57627490
>treating both genders equally
>>57627582
>>57627490
>saying servus kokoti to a girl
wew lads
>>57627617
>saying servus kokoti at all
>>57627617
>saying servus kokoti to anyone
damn peasants
>>57627257
hoj when going in, čus when going out
OFFICIAL INTERWAR AND WW2 ERA HUNGARIAN POLITICIANS POWERRANKING
God Tier:
Horthy "Based" Miklós
High tier:
Teleki "Pole saver" Pál (39-41)
Bethlen "Just fix my country up" István
Mid tier:
Kállay "Good guy" Miklós
Cuck tier:
Lakatos "Cucked armistice" Géza
Teleki "lmao" Pál (20-21)
Simonyi-Semadam "Trianon'd" Sándor
Miklós "Soviet babby" Béla
JUST FUCK MY COUNTRY UP tier:
Gömbös "le replace everyone with nazi lovers man" Gyula
Imrédy "Fascist retard" Béla
Bárdossy "le declare war without permission man" László
Sztójay "Nazi fucktoy" Döme
Burn in hell tier:
Károlyi "le disarm the whole army man" Pál
Kun "Commie kike" Béla
Szálasi "Nazi cocksucker" Ferenc
>>57627649
>hoj when going in
in where?
>>57627705
;^)
>>57627640
>>57627631
fucking pansies
>>57624315
>>57624482
>>57624506
>>57624788
>>57626483
>>57626772
>>57627164
>>57627311
>>57627545
good choons everyone, the (You)s are deserved
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nMe23oI54o
>>57627453
you should only say ahoj to the girls you want to fuck :DDD
>>57627692
Can you make little medailonek about Based Milós?
>>57627762
>you should only say ahoj to the girls you want to fuck :DDD
i do :DDDD
>>57627807
and look where its gotten you :DDD
>>57627257
Ohaio gozaimasu desu
>>57624315
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srrB5dUr_lU&nohtml5=False
>>57627826
>and look where its gotten you :DDD
>>57627762
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJlP0zirdwU
>>57627807
But you say ahoj to every girl
>>57627826
fug :DDDDDD
>>57627939
>pepák
sounds like a skin deformation
>>57627920
yeah but there is just one girl
>>57627874
there there, here something for sleep:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnNB6O_ztNk
>>57627874
>>57627939
you should listen planeanons wisdom hes the true pussyslayer here
>>57625636
Not sure but I know what I'd fill your pierogi with.
>>57628038
you think anime will help me? it will only make things worse
>>57628084
>you should listen planeanons wisdom hes the true pussyslayer here
what about bondage pole?
>>57625636
salty milk and coins
I greet most of girls "ahoj krásko" or "ahoj prcku", whichever i feel like at the moment.
>>57628099
>Not sure but I know what I'd fill your pierogi with.
>>57628147
it is not that bad when you give up
>>57628157
>ahoj prcku
is this how your mum greets your benis :DDDD
see this wat do?
>>57628147
>what about bondage pole?
him too
>>57628157
>"ahoj krásko"
a little pathetic desu
also "čau prcku" is more fitting with that connection
>>57628224
erik :DDD
>>57628278
>see this wat do?
steal the figurine and use it as onahole
>>57628278
pop a boner
>>57625993
I've never heard slovak say anything other than "SERUUUUS STARY!"
>>57628224
ur mum can't greet mine, because is usually in her mouth ;^)
>>57628329
>use it as onahole
she is physically incapable of consent
>"onnahole"
>japs are literally calling their masturbating device "píčodíra"
can't make this shit up
>>57628342
but that doesn't make sense pepo, you don't attempt to greet a benish when it's in your mouth, you do it beforehand
>>57628453
>she is physically incapable of consent
it's an inanimate fucking object
>>57628335
>I've never heard slovak say anything other than "SERUUUUS STARY!"
onahole will not hold your hands tho
>go on etsy
>look up bikini
>see this
>>57628541
it could if you bought two of them :DDDD
>>57628510
ur mum is so semen hungry she forgets how to behave
>>57628315
Its not pathetic when you say it with the right tone of voice and in the right time. And it helps getting me laid. And not just with the greeting, telling girls they look pretty, have a nice dress etc. always helps
>>57628553
google "oteplouch"
>>57628646
saying ahoj krasko isn't what gets you laid
>>57628602
you have a small benis i can't imagime my mom going crazy for it desu
>>57628686
No, but it helps. Its one of those things that show the girl that you are assertive and not afraid to go after what you want.
>Not greeting women with dick.
>>57628682
do i need incognito for that?
migrane's over ťbh
>>57628686
you gotta say 'ahoj kotě'
>>57628682
>oteplouch
>>57628804
>being a woman
>>57628969
>not being a woman
>>57627692
>mfw I was learning about Károlyi Mihály in school
THIS MAN WAS A RETARD.
NO MATTER HOW YOU LOOK AT IT
>>57628646
if you just want to get laid going around a club literally saying just "deš mrdat?" to random girls does wonders
>>57629038
this
>>57629038
>not "poď trtkať"
you need to step up your game m8
I have a confession to make. I don't really want to sniff femanon buttocks, I just think "sniffing butts" sounds funny.
>>57629081
you forgot krásko
>>57629190
"hybaj si zajebať krásko"
>>57628682
I kinda want that desu, looks comfy
are you fucking degenerates?
>>57629001
>not being a woman
>>57629232
>mfw hearing slovako-czech hybrid
it's a sin against both languages
>>57629320
idz mi vric
![andrej-babis-nestandard2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HiXZ6Jf.jpg "andrej-babis-nestandard2[1].jpg")
>>57629320
>hearing slovako-czech hybrid
>>57629297
>are you fucking degenerates?
>fucking degenerates ever
>>57628469
According to google translate, píčodíra is twat hole, which is wrong.
Onna means woman, not twat.
And it's not onnahole, but onahole, ona coming from of onaniー, which means masturbation. Most probably based on the word "onanism".
So it means masturbating hole.
