balt and ausnz forever edition
Aшкыe for Mr. P
Posting in the OG thread
first for alone on a saturday night
What's the main difference between Lithuania and Latvia?
what are the russian minorities in balt countries like lads
>>57612855
Latvia is richer i think
>>57612855
about 5 letters
>>57612855
Latvia is better
>>57612879
HAHAHAHAA
>>57612864
they all genocided by fascists
>>57612855
One is a former socialist republic and the other one is a founding member of the nordic council.
>>57612855
A Russian or two.
I really regret buying a parrot lads. It squawks so loud my ears hurt and it is terrified of me so it won't sit on my shoulder like they do with pirates. I don't have the patience for this bullshit.
>>57612864
Animal like and annoying
I have another box of spring rolls in the freezer, lads.
Do you reckon I should cook them???
>>57612965
did you not get a baby parrot? You need to get a little one, if you get an adult he will never accept you.
Loli parrots goat
>>57612942
Which is which? The first one sounds pretty good.
why are newfigs such cucks?
>>57612965
Probably just wants a cracker.
Not a white cracker like you though.
>>57613024
good post
>>57613007
It's like 10 weeks old.
>>57612994
Follow your heart
>>57613024
nice post
>>57613013
Fuck off retard
I'm watching the 1st season of Round the Twist
Feels nostalgic tbqh lads
/balt/ + /ausnz/
NOT /balt/ + /ausnz/ + /bydloland/ + / denmarkistan/
You know who you are, you have to leave. Lets just make this quite.
>>57612994
That depends, do you have a good sauce to go with them?
>>57613135
HAVE YOU EVER
>>57613162
NOT /balt/ + /ausnz/ + /weird half black half red flag with symbols on it/
you know what to do as well.
>>57613123
>i hate myself
>please ausnz fuck my wife
>>57613171
Sweet chilli sauce
I've been away for a bit, why is there a /balt/+/ausnz/ thread and a /balt/ thread? Did someone get butthurt?
>>57613189
EVER FELT LIKE THIS
>>57613251
balts are having a thread civil war
I don't want to be considered balt, correct the map.
>>57613135
2nd season is better 2bh
>>57613245
Good enough, I'd go for it. Make sure they're crispy though
>>57613251
it's just one butthurt Latvian, he for some reason things that /balt/ was good, but it was just the same as this but with even more GET posts
>>57613251
the love is starting to fade
>>57613222
Fuck off cunt. Im skitzed out on shard and ready to shank the next poofter who comes along.
>>57613251
we want to split back into 2 seperate generals. as it should be
>>57613162
'no'
>>57613318
eaten any babies lately m8?
>>57613280
I wouldn't worry most don't even consider you Europe
>>57613251
/balt/ realised that /ausnz/ isnt shitposting enough. You were gieven time to adjust, you failed. So balt just had to cut the losses. Nothing personal, im sure you will find succes in /lgbt/ or /cum/.
Hello, Estonia!
I will come buy some alcohol soon. Gonna spend the day in Tallinn. What should I see/do?
>>57613337
Nah. Your mum is at 30 weeks though, so it shouldnt be too much longer.
>>57613380
>What should I see
The only thing you should see is the bottom of the trash bin :DDD
>>57613338
This. Most of us dont even concider them as humans.
>>57613379
>/ausnz/ isnt shitposting enough
good one m8, one day you may
>>57612855
Having Latvia as part of Poland was good and Kurlandia, Semigalia and Łatgalia were faithful to the crown, can't say the same for Lithuania.
Still no gf lads. Really need a gf. Getting pretty lonely. Been awhile since had gf. Scared and alone. Need gf in Auckland.
>>57613525
Still don't care
Why haven't you converted to Islam yet?
>>57613525
Alex?
>>57613567
>had a gf
>Alex
wew
>>57613525
I know that feel. But don't worry, once you're dead it will go away.
>>57613567
Alex is from chch.
>>57613525
I'll be your gf if you vocaroo 'pls be my gf' ;)
>>57613520
Old maps of Poland and it's lands make my dick stiff.
>>57613585
Alex made /balt/ lust after him so easily.
Imagine if he used that power on a girl.
>/balt/ + /ausnz/ + /bydloland/ + / denmarkistan/
+ /weird half black half red flag with symbols on it/ + /plumber general/
God, what a shitshow this saturday turned out to be. Lets just bring all of the freaks to this thread, why not.............
I am bery handsome chinese boy prease be my gf
>>57613675
calm down lad
>Armed robbers have gfs/friends
>Murderers have gfs/friends
>People who abuse their partner have gfs/friends
>People with mental or physical issues have gfs/friends
>So uninteresting and unloved that you can't get anyone IRL to love you platonically and are alone
tell me about kaunas
>>57613675
heres a safe haven
>>57605030
>>57613688
Everything is just fine and dandy.
>>57613697
Ughh, it hurts when you say it like that.
>>57613736
>>57613675
U mad bro?
:^)
>>57613804
Are you a native? :3
tfw no gf
>>57613697
Not that I'm any expert, but I doubt you aggressively chase women like these men do
reminder that there is a /balt/ telegram
https://telegram.me/joinchat/BwNO0Qczbt0Lp24_QWBxHg
even read anime comics
odd bed
>>57613804
WHAT
>>57613847
No, Im just here on business.
And to piss off this bloke >>57613675
>>57613697
>se their partner have gfs/friends
>>People with mental or physical issues have gfs/friend
girls like interesting people who have interesting lives
>>57613912
Mkay, lad, thanks for the answer.
>>57613847
He's an Ozzy
>>57613880
i'm counting that as even
>>57612769
I don't know what you're smoking, but I want some
>>57613939
No worries, have a (You)
>>57613024
Relatively
RARE
A
R
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/multiculti/: the general.
>>57614072
We stop coming to your general when you stop coming to our country :^)
>>57613697
>sitting on an taiwanese bubble gum wrappers collectors site
>wondering why tfwnogf
>>57614072
/balt/ + /ausnz/ is one culture, based on our historical and geographical ties.
I agree that all foreigners need to get the fuck out though.
>>57614132
Denmark pays more, ill admit it. Do you admit /balt/ is a better general, my turk friend?
how is drinking beer on a bench outside viewed in your country?
>>57614344
Hear hear.
>>57614414
Normal? Unless you are some hobo looking alcoholic I don't see why it would be weird in any way.
>all the shitposters/aussies get banned
>people wonder why theres no more shitposting
>>57612769
Swedes do not come from Germany, Germans come from Sweden.
>>57614458
normally only lower class people do that, r..right?
>>57614344
this desu senpai
>>57613697
>girls would rather have a bf who beats them and treats them like shit than you
I stopped trying to understand how normies work, it's like trying to comprehend a culture of a different species.
>>57613748
it's literally just a latvian dude and swedish dude talking about anime haha
>>57614621
Well I guess if you don't care about money you would sit at a cafe paying 10 times as much for your beer.
If you just sit outside enjoying a beer in the sun it doesn't really matter if you are sitting on a park bench or on a cafe chair.
It only gets weird if you sit alone and do it every day.
>>57614748
A retard with crossed eyes, one arm, an extra finger and a dick the size of my big toe has a better chance of dating a girl than most people here, because most people here decide they've failed before they even try
What's a good job that requires no customer service at all?
>>57615245
gloryhole attendant
They've come us on the sneak
hey cucks
>>57615602
how can i be cuck when no gf?
>>57612769
wasn't russia founded by finnish russes, not swedes?
>>57615722
then get gf and become cuck
Why iss scatvia /ausnz/ophobic?
/ausnz/ is a general of peace
>>57615963
General of piss haha
How are we such top blokes cobbers? are we just born this way or are we blessed by God to be the top blokeiest people on earth? I mean everyone loves us and wants to be our best mates.
>>57615836
>I will never have a gf
>that means I can never be a cuck
>>57616065
>tfw other cunts will never know the joy of being Australian
Did I ever tell youse cunts about the time I fingered hex in a sydney night club?
Make /ausnz/ great again
>balt is bigger in land size than Bangladesh
>156 million Bangladeshi
>there could potentially be 160 million + /balt/s on this earth
woah
wait...
W O A H
How outrageous would life be if the internet was to cease to exist, I mean it'd feel like when the power goes out
and everyone just walks out in the street confused
/blog
>>57616382
well we only need a good solar flare to hit us and that will happen, too bad sun is at a cool-down stage atm
>>57616382
Sounds like an epic troll
>>57616197
What joy? The joy of being cucked by your government? The joy of not being able to own REAL guns? The joy of being progressive retards?
>>57616382
I'd love that to happen.
I love happenings in general, even if that means my comfortable life would become not-so-comfortable.
>>57616377
and there could be over 540m aussies
>>57616437
Would be very epic, it'd be a very good way to shut sjws up
>>57616530
Yeah same, wonder what it was like to live during ww2 or ww1, must've been very spooky
>>57616382
I would just work on my anime and video game backlog until internet is back.
I'm not some smalltime wannabe NEET.
my qt3.14 gf invited me to her place tonight. she'll want to fugg and this would be our first time. i'm very nervous though because the last time i tried to have sex (with a random sloot from a club) i couldn't get my dick hard and had to escape and i don't want to disappoint her
fuck my life
>>57616761
>have a gf
>haven't fugged yet
how does this work
>>57616761
Get some pills ;)
>>57616761
you'll be fine just dont drink or anything
>>57616761
If she cares for you, she'll be understanding about it. Or leave you and find a chad to fuck in front of you. One or the other.
>>57614828
Because a single autistic latvian is mad at ausnz for some reason
>Get back 23andme results
>I'm 14% russian
This is it, my life is over, I'm sorry friends. I'll see you at the crossroads
>>57612855
Latvians have a bit of Livonian Finnic ancestry which makes them smarter on IQ maps
>>57616526
REFLECTED
>>57616629
>ignoring water restrictions
my gay roommate brings home the cutest girls.
Im just here chilling on 4chan, listening to music looking like a fucking slob then I look up and there's this gorgeous girl just standing there smiling saying hello
like fuck dude. I dont even know what to do.
>>57616920
Is 23andme worth it?
Added too much cayenne pepper to my buckwheat
it kinda burns desu senpai baka
>>57617047
t. abo
Lightning just made my power go out for a second and my internet die. I'm always afraid it's going to make my screen freeze when I'm watching porn. Need cuddle buddy for this stormy night 2bh
>>57617047
Do i have to pay 100 euros or can i jew them somehow with the free trial thing
>>57616920
>paying money to be put on a gen list
>>57617075
Mostly English some Irish I don't need some maximum kacey tier website to tell me that
>>57617101
You can't out Jew the genejew
dropped my phone in the toilet lads
>>57617291
Well get it out then
Postin OC lads
>>57617291
are you the aussie that keeps posting his poos
>>57617324
delete this immediately
>>57617291
are most phones not water proof these days?
>>57617324
ayy
>>57617299
i did and now it smells like wee :(
>>57617324
Saved mate great job love it
>>57617291
Knew a woman who did this but left it in their til her husband got home because she didn't want to touch toilet water. It was a brand new iphone. Obviously it was completely fucked but if she had fished it out immediately it probably would have even fine
I wish i was a stupid housewife and never had to do anything or use my brain
>>57617324
bretty noice
>>57617406
all iphones are water proof lad, stop making shit up
>>57617363
r u having problems
>>57617376
thx qt
>>57617386
thx qt
>>57617377
Turn it off and take the battery out mate
>>57617452
nah man I fell for the iphone meme, I chucked it in a bag full of rice so I just have to hope it does a lazarus
>>57617442
even if you left it submerged for hours? I wouldn't know
>>57617386
I tried to think of a way to make it aus+nz but couldn't sorry
>>57617434
cheers cobba
>>57617527
give it a lick for good luck
>>57617541
yes, you can let it be underwater for days if all the ports are closed
>>57617572
what did he mean by this
B
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N
I
N
>>57618236
Cheers cunt
>>57617324
updated
>>57618312
sorry m8 fucked up the croppin
>>57618330
>>57618271
Benin has a new president
>>57618399
And do you, what happened? Did he quit yet?
Why won't Latvia just invade Lithuania and end their misery?
>>57618444
>>57618444
The icelandic prime minister quit yes
>>57618496
Who is in charge now? Will you have another election?
"Balts are gay"
Thoughts?
What's going on here lads
>>57618642
accurate desu
baltic genocide when
>>57618453
Its rude to kill a brother-state.
>>57618642
>>57618737
Samefagging
>>57618642
>>57618737
>>57618859
Samefag
le monke
>>57618859
>rude posting
>>57618647
chupacabra
>>57618647
discussing how to bring the rogue /balt/ elements back into the fold
>>57618969
Eesti?
Anybody else noticed a lot less anime posting since those fags left?
>>57619360
don't fucking jinx it
Pls stop with the Easter spam, dear Australians :)
>>57619643
Easter?
>>57619643
>hue hue hue i report yuo
Do you have to be such a fucking stereotype?
>>57619666
Nice digits
>>57616920
I was close to having a russian last name because of my grandma.
>tfw no one will know the truth
night chaps
heres hoping our good lord allows me to continue my dream of last night and I can finally make love with the lithuanian cutie
Why is /balt/ low energy today?
>>57620083
autists split the threads
>>57620054
Night, I hope to finish off my dream of my qt gf
>>57620083
Latvians being whinny faggots and dumb foreigners not native to /ausnz/ or /balt/ coming to shitpost.
I also think wageslaves are on a short vacation today next to the river 2bh.
>>57620191
>latvians
Fuck you, dont include the one autist trying to split /bantz/ with us
>>57620083
- ---- -- ---- ---- ------
>Jannys face when
Will he do away with us all, or will the Easter sperg stop before said point has been reached
>>57620054
night, I'm going to dream of cucking you
I feel safer with /ausnz/ desu.
Now these russians can't bully us little balts because big Aussies will protect us. :3
>>57620191
it was just one guy
he got pissy that everyone ignored his shitty anime thread
>>57620169
Why didn't you guys migrate to the other thread?
>>57616920
Post it
What was the rest?
>>57620402
will u be my eesti gf
I will protect you with my muscles and banter <3
>Parents chatting with guests in the kichen
>Really really hungry
>Too scared to go get a snack
Wat do? why my life is such a constant displeasure?
>>57620449
because I was born in /balt/+/ausnz/ and I'll die in /balt/+/ausnz/
hmmm
>>57620562
This exact scenario happened a few nights ago, just bee urself firstly and make the move quickly before they notice
>>57620557
Sorry, I have a bf already XD
>>57620742
No I understand why the latvian guy wanted to split generals again.
Do you think the bar owner manually extract the semen?
>>57620820
:^(
>>57613912
rare
>>57620602
Oh. Didn't notice it said only /balt/. So when did that butthurt Latvian show up.
Speaking of Latvians I was out with a few lads and two Latvians were pushing a car that broke down through our village at around 1am. We asked them if they needed help and they replied something in Russian. Then one of the lads who was drunk decided to run and help them and we followed. So imagine yourself in another country, your car broke down at night in a village and there are 8 drunk guys running towards you. I bet they were scared. After we pushed it for 100 metres they said that the engine is kaputed and help is comming(that's literally what they said)
>>57620864
probably
horse semen doesn't fall from the skies
i mean
>he gets it from ur mum lmoa
>>57621061
idk when he firstbstarted but he was havin a dummy spit about it last night and I've seen him try to make /balt/ only threads in the past and shill them as the new threads.
He tried earlier in this one too.
They were probably spies desu.
>>57621061
>replied something in russias
Dont blame us for not knowing Lithuanian, and didnt you get forced to learn it in school as well?
still being segerdated lads?
>>57621814
No I chose French because it was easier. Didn't learn shit but got good grades. Should have learnt Russian. Now I'm regretting it, desu
>>57621814
>>57622027
They knew some English, though
>>57622027
kek I think almost all of my class chose to learn Russian in sixth grade but to be honest just a few people learned it.
>>57621192
>horse semen doesn't fall from the skies
it does for ur mum
>it's already 6pm
>>57622203
night lads
catch ya on the flipside
>>57622156
Yeah i barely finished 12th grade russian, shouldve picked the eternal teuton
Its 1:24 lawllllll
nice slow thread
just how i like it
>>57623068
>posted 1:25:47
>>57623106
while ausnz is asleep theres no point in posting here, everyones in the revolution thread
i need a friend
where do i find one
>>57620402
but big aus sir protects us from NATO, not you.
>>57623409
a d0g
>>57623409
make a general for australian people
>>57623170
>revolution thread
>literally anime autist circlejerk
>>57623409
here
https://web.telegram.org/#/im?p=g120811229
>>57623498
what if i told you that you are in one right now?
Hello!
>>57623604
this looks interesting
thanks lad
Without monetary compensation?
I just had the thought that I go on 4chan as much as normies go on Facebook. Not sure how I feel about this desu
God damn Telstra. I am trying to get my phone plan onto my new phone, but for some reason it won't. Still using my old one.
>>57625235
Not good for you
t. Seasoned veteran
>>57626672
my cock is good for ur mum's asshole though ahahahahahahaha
>tfw gym was almost empty today
Didn't have to hear Russians yelling things as loud as they can at each other and could admire my fat lardass in the mirrors without anyone seeing.
>>57625235
4chan is better, desu
>>57626778
Ayysti?
Why are my eyes and hair brown but my facial hair is ginger?
Somebody explain this bs, am I secretly a muslim or something?
>>57626947
>secretly
nice try achmed...
pls help mu /ee on känsurit täis
>>57612864
That pic. He looks exactly like an Albanian/Turkish drugdealer I used to know.
