Friendly reminder edition
>>57605936
Why are Mom and Dad writing to me in English?
Why am I writing in English?
How did I get here?
real thread
>>57605989
>>57605989
>>57605989
>>57605972
Just roll with it
We're all losers here
>normiebook friend is obnoxiously gay
>shares articles every single day about gays doing normal shit and saying "omg I'm gay too xdDD"
>massive bernie supporter and spergs out whenever people criticize sanders
I hate leftists lads
>>57605936
I already know that
>>57606023
This thread was made first, actually
>>57605936
>>57605989
Tell me which comes first numerically
>>57606046
>going on facebook
kinda your own fault desu
My parents are very proud of me
>>57606046
We all have those people
I live in a more rural area so we have Alex Jones types who are almost worse kek
>>57606074
Who is this sperm worm
>>57606076
Why?
>>57606046
>being friends with flamers
I delete everyone on normiebook that I don't give a fuck about in real life, hence I only have like a few dozen people on there now. I don't give a fuck what all the sluts and fags from highschool are doing nowadays. Fuck 'em.
Reminder to hang homosexuals
I like this OP more tbdesu
I choose this one because the other one is nothing but mexican memes or something
>>57606097
Yeah I'll never understand why people want to care about people they never see
Doing laundry lads
lets go camping /cum/-chan !!
>>57606116
>weeb
Conflict of interest if I ever seen one
>>57606116
>>>/Iran/
>northerners
>>57606158
Stop calling people /cum/-chan you fucking faggot
>>57606158
It'd just turn into either a massive orgy or a blood bath
>>57606131
Stroking of their e-penis, "likes" aka normie (You)s, stalking people they used to be friends with or used to fuck or have a crush on or whatever, etc. etc. It's cancerous and unhealthy all around. I really just use it for sharing music and stuff with a few buddies and keeping up with family that live far away.
>>57606092
>not knowing Angie
people use to post pictures of her all the time back when she was underage. I don't think she aged too bad tho personally
>>57606126
/lat/ memes are pretty cancerous desu
>>57606191
>massive orgy
more like massive gay orgy since we're all dudes here
r-right?
>>57606158
I wouldn't mind going camping with you guys as long as you all had at least a little experience
Just sniffed a girl's laundry lads
>>57606131
I remember when I was young and people use to complain about having a cell phone. The used to be called electronic leashes.
I don't know what happened to that mentality, people seem so tied down and self obsessive now, I could see if you only added you and your closest friends to set up events or some shit but why add 200 people you never talk to and have their stories flood your mind? It doesn't seem healthy, or fun, or important in any way at all.
>>57606092
I'm a good and decent young man who holds civility in the highest regard. I'm also the first of all my extended family to earn a college degree and I'm independent
>>57606223
What's with this literally retarded looking ass version of Pepe
>>57606231
Why do you curse yourself by coming here
>>>/gif/8376954
muh dick
>>57606238
he's forcing a meme shut up im okay with it
>>57606238
Food helper meme from KC
>>57606238
wait is it possible that my neighbors hear my typing and it keeps them up? I might just be paranoid desu I'm still relatively new to living in an apartment building
>>57606252
i fucking hate that bitch
>>57606251
I've been coming here at night since 2008. Old habits die hard
>>57606270
asjkasjkasjk CHICANOO
>>57606222
i used to go camping every summer with my famjam
you can count on me to some how burn everything down
>>57606252
the audio in the fourth webm scared the shit out of me
>>57606284
Did you smoke weed?
>>57606306
Bernie or Trump better make it to the general election.
If neither does I give up on politics forever
>>57606312
I did :D
>>57606291
>>57606323
Read the bible cunts
>>57606291
>>57606323
stop
>>57606312
yes
>>57605936
honestly same, you dindu nuffin 4me
except making me
and I hate you for that
>>57606337
Wew :^)
>had some kind of curry for dinner
>hands still smell like curry despite me showering and washing my hands multiple times
>>57606307
We would make a huge bonfire for sure so be careful
>>57606348
>>57606333
That's why you're being so paranoid. To answer your question, no you're not waking them up with you typing. I know how you feel, I used to be a pot smoker too and it made me paranoid. Just chill and spray some air freshner for the love of god.
>>57606361
VIRGINia
>>57606361
Curry is great. It's good to have pooinloos here in America because they're basically forced to poo in loo and all they do is open delicious restaurants LOL
>>57606361
>give a girl the fingerino
>hands still smell like curry despite me showering and washing my hands multiple times
damn shit poppin in here 2nite senpai
>tfw a qt said I remind her of Han Solo
>>57606386
faggot
>>57606380
Hi, yes I am a virgin in Virginia
>>57606381
I know a girl named pooja
>>57606291
>finally get around to reading the GiTS manga
>lewd as fuck yuri scene out of nowhere
bretty good stuff 2bh
>>57606407
>she likes star wars
That's going to be a problem...
>>57606407
don't have kids
>>57606376
thanks anon, I appreciate it
>>57606183
u cant cum
>>57606191
sounds fun
>>57606222
i can build fires!
>>57606438
>implying Star Wars hasn't been normified
>>57606462
If she likes starwars she's probably an SJW tbqh
>>57606351
:(
Wanna talk about it?
>>57606475
Making a huge jump there lad. Also why the fuck would a SJW like Han Solo?
https://youtu.be/sYmQQn_ZSys
We have mastered the air
just in time to watch our demise
>>57606351
>Prophet is awake
All we need now is Rooble
WHO ELSE IS GETTING WASTED TONIGHT
Uganda best country
>a love live fan actually committed suicide over a seiyuu being in porn
>>57606462
That's partly the problem
>>57606530
holy fuck japan
>>57606530
sauce
>>57606530
post the porn or a link to the porn or the name of the porn
all of those work
>>57606454
Can you tell spoopy stories as well?
>>57606546
https://twitter.com/killua2525
wasn't even his favorite girl's VA
>>57606530
japan is what happens when feminism wins
women no longer consider dating 99% of men
men grasp to the only forms of femininity they can find
>>57606518
I've been drinking vodka since 10pm breh, but I going to go grab my bottle of Pure Leaf in a few minutes
>>57606462
It means she'll swallow all the Jew propaganda in the new ones and have incurable jungle fever
>>57606569
yes...unless of course..you look behind you
>>57606530
Sauce?
>>57606530
Wait if what I just read is true doesn't she voice the main character.
lmao
>>57606530
Link
>>57606530
This isn't news, it's a well known fact that nips will kill themselves over anything
>>57606644
Like losing after terrorizing asia and the pacific. Then acting like the victims after.
>weebshit drama
fuck off
>>57606603
You do realize you wont be able to watch anime while camping right?
>>57606615
>>57606627
he already posted it u faggots
https://twitter.com/killua2525
>>57606627
it's on this
>>57606574
The latest tweet is a mom saying her son killed himself and asking what was meant by earlier tweets
>>57606710
banime
https://youtu.be/6XrwWQHPgpA
>>57606707
>>57606710
:(
>>57606710
>>57606707
Fake & gay.
>>57606720
nobody thinks you're a kawaii girl you fuggin homo
>>57606739
>>57606720
Fuck off
This is just shitposting, anime or no
>>57606710
Hol up. Those are tissues from LL beside his bed? ok, now I believe it.
>>57606710
No one actually would do this right
anime has entered a serious rut
everytime I go to /a/ they are talking about the same shit that aired years ago
I think I was seriously watching anime maybe 4 years ago.
I wish I had a big dick.
>>57606720
Too bad we'll never actually have a /cum/ camping trip
Who /shitty grind/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCFlTV7CALY
Sometimes I miss my black metal phase. Nah. I prefer that I grew into.
>>57606762
anime kills
>>57606768
where would we even go? I mean /k/ has to have multiple meetups for different regions, nevermind timezones.
>>57606710
Jesus, the most I've felt for an animation was at the end of It's Such a Beautiful Day
At least even at my lowest, most degenerate point, I'm still better that Japanese NEETs.
>>57606764
>going to /a/
they're just as bad, if not worse, as /mu/ is when it comes to circle-jerking what's "good"
Why does the sun go on shining?
>>57606835
Yeah mang, fuck /a/
>criticize me for liking harems
>gush about monogatari constantly, a harem
>>57606835
/mu/ is worse. It was complete shit when I used it like 7 years ago. It's probably worse now.
>>57606859
monogatari is unrepentant garbage
>>57606880
>>57606835
>he doesn't /mu/
shiggy
>>57606880
AT LEAST I can still go to /mu/ for new albums from time to time, or to find a share thread.
I have found nothing redeeming about /a/.
>>57606804
Yeah, but if you attend a /k/ meetup you're going to end up eating another /k/ommando's semen brownies
>>57606904
I like meme grips if that makes you feel better.
>I spend time talking about music with people I don't know and will never meet
Honestly is there anything more pathetic? I could see something like video games, anime, movies, TV, books, but fucking sounds?
If anime didn't exist we wouldn't have so many dropouts and homeless.
>>57606804
I'm not sure, people from the midwest want to get together and I'm sure there are plenty of great places there but I'm on the east coast and I'd have to fit it in between finals and going to ireland when they want to meet.
>>57606904
>/mu/
Literally a pretentious cesspool filled with skinny white kids pretending to listen to Death Grips, Joy Division and Swans so they appear deeps and connoisseur among the populace of this cancerous shithole of a board.
I used to go there daily 3 years ago but then I realized.
>>57606930
Everything is about how you perceive it. If it bothers you to be here, why don't you go outside and have a social life instead of whining?
>>57606930
>I don't patronize sharethreads and acquire free new sounds and develop my musical palette
Is telling people to report someone the same as announcing a report?
why are you guys so mean
>>57606957
I don't come to /cum/ to talk about sounds you actual retard.
>>57606948
What you explained is just the surface of the problem there is much more to it than that.
>>57606991
I realized I was fairly mean today and I do feel awful about it
>>57606710
>?
>That's totally the same person
>Nn
>I feel nauseous, heading to the restroom
>Hallucinating
>[Nico stream of his twitter feed and talking] Says he wants to die at 26 minutes, Love Live was his everything. Starts crying, is this a dream?
>[Retweet of a Final Live message]
>I don't care about anything anymore, I give up
>Bye bye
>Can't sleep, guess I'll die
>[Picture of a long ethernet cable] This'll do
>Thanks!
The madman actually did it.
>>57607039
jesus
That poor voice actress is going to have this shit haunting her just because she wasn't as perfect as an anime character.
Are we already dead?
>>57607078
Yes this is purgatory
>>57607039
How the fuck did he kill himself with an ethernet cable wrapped around a bedpost
>>57607125
Sorry I refuse to give you that advice
>want gf
>fap
>don't want gf
Is this normal?
>>57607125
Well the idea of hanging is to snap your neck/crush your trachea, not suffocate you.
All you need to do is tie it around your neck and basically jump on your back.
>>57607151
Yes
It's been normal for men since sometime after WW2
>>57607151
>have gf
>want to fuck other women
>fap
>content with gf
there's your alternative
>>57607166
Based on the image in the original post, I would like you to walk me step by step through the process when you're dealing with a 60 mile long ethernet cord, a two-foot high bed, and a nightstand that ties the room together.
>>57607039
The batshit insanity of idolfags continues. why can't jap idolfags just spam memes like the rest of us
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4yuUTJrC0o
>>57607151
Yes. It is universal.
I LOOOVE baseball
>>57607236
Watching sports on tv is kinda boring
>>57607249
then go to a game, dummy
>>57607236
I can't throw the ball properly andere neither can my friends.
>>57607236
I don't even watch baseball anymore and I can tell you're fair weather
>>57607151
You want a girl to fuck, desu. A proper girlfriend is more like a bestfriend that you fuck.
Any other Atlantic Canadians up right now?
>>57607260
I have been to a fair deal of Mets games, I was there when Harvey hit a home run, wew, but I dont care for it at all 2bh
>>57607216
You don't necessarily need to use the whole cable and he's probably short enough to use that bedpost.
Also he's gonna kill himself, I think he doesn't mind ruining his room aesthetic by moving the nightstand.
Additionally just because that's the picture he shared, doesn't necessarily mean that's how he did it.
>>57607280
I'm in bumfuck nowhere in Québec if that counts famsie
Where you at, NS?
>>57607276
nigga Ive been following my Teams since 2002
>>57607280
that ciggie warning always makes me kek
>>57607292
Do you think his grieving mother just tied the cable to the bed post-mortem and took a candid of the cable and maybe a few selfies of her with it
>>57607296
PEI. Bored at work. Where in Quebec?
>>57607297
>I've been watching since the year they started being good again
That's my point though.
>>57607326
Do you work in the potato farming industry?
>Where in Quebec?
Saguenay
>>57607319
I was under the impression that's the picture he posted before doing the deed.
But the situation you described is funnier.
Remember to take care of you heart /cum/.
>>57607329
>since they got good
>SINCE, meaning through all of their shit years
>>57607352
Physically or mentally? Don't say both you had to have meant one
>>57607308
I like this one
>>57607236
Me too.
>>57607119
No, this is hell
>>57607361
What were you doing the 13 years prior
>>57607379
B-Both
No but in all seriousness heart disease is so preventable yet will remain the leading cause of death around the world.
>>57607397
We can't move on anon...not yet, not till we're ready
>>57607408
13 years prior I wasnt even born
>>57607410
How do I take care of my heart?
>>57607352
> I eat shitty food every day
>I drink sugary drinks regularly
>I smoke
>take Diphenhydramine regularly to put me to sleep
I'm ready to go home
>>57607389
>tfw lost all interest in baseball when the curse was broken
>>57607424
Alright the year prior to them making it to the world series
>>57607428
Easy, maintain a healthy lifestyle. Your body will be nice to you if you're nice to it
>>57607410
>tfw did genetic test
>tfw highest genetic likelihood possible I will get hypertension
>tfw very high genetic chance I will get CAD and heart disease
>tfw highest genetic chance of getting schizophrenia and trouble with remembering faces
I mean there was really good news too but all of this stuff was very unsettling
>>57607236
Great you're here too.
>>57607454
probably reading about the games' score in the newspaper
I never played LL and my dad never pushed sports on me, so I could hardly follow it at all
>3am
Is it okay to keep drinking at this time of the night?
>>57607481
>already said you started following baseball since 2002
Who are you trying to convince here anon, me or you?
>>57607492
I'll crack one with ya, bud. As long as you give me some smokes. Let's go.
>>57607500
yes, I was reading the scores in the newspaper, and then I saw a local team actually made the series, and got even more into it
the point being, 14 years does not make me fairweather, especially since they LOST that series and never went back for another 8 years
Kinda want to rub benises with another lad desu
No homo though
>>57607541
Fruity lala homo man
>>57607460
Spooky. I think I should do one of those tests eventually.
' Morning /cum/
>>57607553
N-no
>>57607571
MAMA MIA, IMA LATE FOR WORK AT THE PASTA SHOP
>>57607571
what's the good word?
>>57607633
who
>>57607695
Former speaker of the house
>tfw got blocked for 12 minutes
I find it vewy rude of you guys that you reported me for ''''''''''''''avatar fagging'''''''''''''''''
>>57607728
so many bullies !!
>>57607728
Stop being a faggot and post like a non-braindead human then
>>57607750
VERDAMMT HAMMERS
>Canada
>>57607768
But I just want to have fun
I'm lonely and also a sad cunt who is drunk
>>57607772
wah !!
>>57607728
Fuck off
>finally found the perfect girl
>she's super sweet and is absolutely adorable
>she really liked me a lot
>only problem is she has a 2 year old daughter
what on earth should I do lads
>>57607799
Kill kid make more
>>57607728
I got blocked too, I'm not even avatar fagging. What gives?
>>57607813
Posting anime is now a crime anon
The anime is getting out of control. Please go easy on the anime for a bit, it is giving me a brain tumor.
>>57607813
>>57607823
ppl are so mean
>>57607823
nah
>>57607808
this desu
rules of the savannah
>>57605936
>fight these guys for your job at McDonald's/Amazon logistics
https://youtu.be/hzrWANNrNvs
>>57607823
>Posting cute girls with your posts is now an offence.
>>57607823
whew
>>57607846
Why are you here AGAIN?
>>57607858
I like you.
>>57607852
dirty dumb
prc scum
>>57607823
i don't believe you
>>57607873
>those nozzles
JUST FUCK MY RCS UP
>>57607871
You do? I haven't even seen you reply to me before
>Canada
>>57607873
>canards
why are F-22s such shameless sluts?
>>57607914
>that hat
all of my keks
>>57607909
I'm shy.
>>57607799
>"Oh, yes, the little one! Yeah, she's my wife's daughter"
>>57607923
Gaijin howaito piggu slut
>>57607873
no bully
it's like bullying a kid for trying to be like their idol
Do you guys think a black woman has ever posted in a /cum/ thread?
>>57607930
You didnt seem so shy when the midwest anon was harassing you last night
>>57607949
you want me to post that image of J-31 being a coal burner?
>>57607960
yes
>>57607950
Who's your favorite Mad Men character and why is it not Roger Sterling?
>>57607950
A beautiful, independent black woman who don't need no man has all the time she need to do her, hunny
>>57607955
Because you're cuter.
>>57607955
Harassment is bad, who's the bully in my backyard?
>>57607950
>Black
Yes
>Black women
No
>>57607948
*fires Tomahawk at you*
>>57607971
>chinese aerospace "egineering"
>South Dakota
>>57607989
Wait wut? All of a sudden? How do you know I'm cute?
>>57607997
St.Paul was a little drunk last night let's just say...
>tfw use to be friends with black girls
>every time I moved somewhere new, even different states black girls would always gravitate towards me
>always thought they were pretty cool to hang out with
>honestly probably the women I could most relate with in the sense that it was easiest to talk to them
>now all the black girls I see hate white people and hate men
>aka they hate me
Feels kind bad now that I think of it, I wonder what they are all up to now.
morning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcWL8rqPpMw
who remembers?
please stop glamorizing the military you're making me want to become a dictator
>>57608019
*does a pugachev cobra*
*locks on*
heh, nothin personell...kid
*fires R-27 at u*
>>57608033
I have a feeling.
america is number 1
>>57608033
Ah okay
>>57608030
Howdy :^)
Does anyone here enjoy reading Ovid?
>>57608086
thanks for noticing mexico, maybe one day our countries can be closer and you can be almost as great as us
What book is /cum/ reading?
>inb4 I'm illiterate
>>57608094
>>57608099
>reading
who let the nerds in?
>>57608099
>>57608039
As a straight white male I also have an easy time talking to black women, at least the ones that aren't hoodrats.
>>57608090
FUCK OFF
>>57608099
>book
what
anything I want to learn is on the internet
>>57606087
No it's not. You can go shooting with them and drinking with them, and if they trust you, a whole bunch of stuff you can't talk about.
The insufferable ones are the people who buy 5 acres just outside of town, a few chickens, and some goats(seriously why is it always goats?) And spend all their free time reminding people how they are farmers and share all the new hipster farmer shit on facebook. My family has been raising goats for four generations and I am stuck dealing with these idiots now. You sell them one goat and suddenly they want to be your friend and tag you in all their "farmer" posts on facebook so that the whole world can lump you in with their crazy.
Its gotten to the point where all the old farm store's around here have stopped being farm store's and started being department stores with overpriced grain in the back. I just wish it would end.
>>57608099
