summer edition
What are you doing to enjoy summer /asean/?
>>57602021
Preparing enough shekels to pay my taxes on the 15th
Then its umida
>>57602114
Good luck. You still need to pay ₱20 entrance fee to access "public" beaches.
>>57602240
My uncle's family is from a political dynasty in Masbate and owns a private beach.
Feels good senpai.
>>57602240
>₱
nice desi sempie how did you do it
>>57602021
Okay, I tried to do something stupid, /ASEAN/. Know that modus operandi where there would be safety inspectors checking your propane tanks then they'll stick you up and rob you clean?
One just knocked at my door and asked to check mine. And I had this immensely stupid idea of letting them in and let them make the first move so I can shoot them down if ever.
Told them I just need to get dressed and got my gun but for some reason, they chickened out and told me they're having problems with another team and they'll check it out.
So much for ticking off "shot someone" in my bucket list. Already reported this to the building management tho
>>57603187
You mean those that cuts hoses on purpose and create a gas leak.
We had those in Banawe area, but we were warned by our barangay last decade.
>>57603264
Nah. Supposedly someone'll distract you then another group would barge in then rob you.
Did lots of stupid things in the past but this tops the list haha
>>57603325
Mfw you just want to exercise stand your ground
Do we even have that as a defense? Make sure your gun is licensed tho.
>>57602331
...but has he ever masturbated his own privates on his beach? I wish I knew that feel senpai.
>>57603364
No because he brings girls and fuck them at the beach most likely
>>57603362
We don't exactly have a straightforward self defense laws. Remember that incisent qhere the guy overpowered a pair of robbers and ended up stabbing one dead? CHR raised hell for that.
It's hard to type when your body shakes like a clothes dryer fuck.
What's for lunch lads?
Im getting Adobo mixed with Sprite.
Pinoy women worship the big Canadian cock
>>57603738
>chink
>big cock
pick one
>>57603649
Wait doesnt CHR only caters to criminals that government has done abuses to and not private citizen related?
The concept of CHR is dumb anyway especially to those repeat offenders.
>>57603673
>>57603853
and this is why you're voting for dutdut........
sighhhhh............
Ohio ASEAN kun
>>57603912
Im going for Roxas-Marcos tho
>>57603977
>marcos
Why? Not to bash you but would like to know why
You better stock up on supplies before the elections.
Commie takeover soon
>>57603977
i'm going for dutdut - trillanes
>>57604024
I based the VP based on competence.
It's just weak as fuck outside Marcos
The rest are grandstanding senators and a widow.
>>57604129
>marcoshills
LOL you people never learn. Hopefully he's just running as vice or else you retards will ruin my Philippines like how Imelda did in the late 79s
>>57604129
Leni already has INC's backing tho.
Inasmuch as we despise INCucks from being inherently retarded, they do have a hand on the election results
>>57604229
INC isn't as influential as it used to
>>57604229
Doesnt BongBong naturally gets INC support?
His dad gave them huge power and public funded armed protection.
I just realized it's saturday and were talking about INC
>>57604481
InC is nothing when local governors in some provinces can just assassinate anyone who's voting for the opposition. See Abra and North Cotabato
https://kjati.wordpress.com/
Can you tell me more about Kharisma Jati? I wish mroe of his work was translated to English.
>>57602021
I'm the muscle training now in order to make her .
>>57603673
Chicken adobo
>>57604783
Why you mussel training? Please do not get strength so you are more power to beat the shit out of her
>>57604887
>he doesnt have ryona fetish
>>57604887
>her ×
>girlfriend◯
Sorry,I wrote it wrong.
>>57604538
he's their bet for president
Im sure the support remains for him being VP
for now they support poe
>>57603673
serabi, fried banana, tea
>tfw moustache and beard grow 1 mm a week
>>57605201
test
>>57605213
I want to grow a mustache but it stops growing after a certain point
Yet beard grows fast like ahmed
Inshallah
Hello /Asean/
how was your Friday
>>57605213
>tfw moustache and beard grow so fast that i have to shave almost everyday
>>57605479
I bet it's also the same below.
>>57605532
i don't shave my kontol hair
>>57604632
local mangaka isnt that famous here
>>57605479
iktf. I dont even bother to shave it anymore
>>57605708
I mean leg hair.
Wake up from your hapon siesta
>>57606794
fuck you
Im off to sleep again
>>57605213
>tfw growing a full beard takes ages
>>57607451
join ISIS
>>57605479
>tfw shave once a week
>>57608038
>tfw shave everyday
hey nice thread we got here haha
>tfw summer class
Kmn desu
>>57608509
>tfw 4 exams next month
>tfw 4 months of vacation afterwards
weeeeeew, I will shit post day and night
>>57608509
>tfw my next vacation period is in december
>>57609489
>Hontiveros
good lad, I wish she could expand more on population kontol. It would be funny to see Nancy debating against Hontiveros. Especially, when Nancy's sole reason for going against RH Bill was that "I didn't use contraception and I'm fine", well not everyone has assloads of stolen public funds unlike you.
>>57609496
>december
Where and wtf do u study?
>>57609489
>dutdut
commie gets out pls tsk tsk tsk
>>57609496
tri sem?
>>57603977
>Palparan
Good man
>>57609658
>>57609835
UPLB and I'm basically forced on taking summer classes.
>39 in the afternoon
>35 in the evening
KILL ME SOMEONE
>>57602021
Learning as much as I can of course.
Anyone here having a happy married life?
>>57610680
i dont think anyone here are married qt
Yesterday a Malay anon told me that Cold Storage sells Dr Pepper
I'm at Cold Storage Subang Parade right now
He lied to me
>>57610934
buy snus
best thing to buy while you at cold storage
>>57610973
What's that
>>57610934
stocks can run out anon. and some stores are too small to have everything at one place i went to citta mall (ara damansara) to buy barbican i notice dr pepper is ther too
>>57611028
go to the cigg counter and search for a small fridge.
Or ask the person at the counter for snus
Ais Teler
>>57611069
Thanks anyway. I still love u bby.
>>57611122
damn you made those with dr pepper?
>>57610680
how does it feel?
>>57611148
Trying out this dessert at a Nasi Padang restaurant.
>>57602021
Wtf ?
Today is not 7/7 ?
Dissapoint.
>>57611247
>Avocado
where is this place? i might bring my gf here later
pls be closer to selangor..
>>57610934
Hey i'm at Cold Storage Subang Parade too
Where are you?
I'm a guy eating ice cream with blue shirt and black trouser near the atm machine
>>57611315
>indonesia
you have a place called subang too?
>>57611297
The Nasi Padang restaurant outside Subang Parade. You can't miss it. It has a big sign.
>>57611315
I'm in turquoise hijab.
>>57611368
thx bby
>turquoise hijab
wanna cuck my gf bby? dia ON je
>>57611368
ah yeah i found you
now what?
should i greet you or not?
i don't wanna creep you
>>57611368
>>57611731
so are ya fuckin or what
>/dead/
The cute city of Lucena
>>57612689
Is lucena hilly or is it in a flatland
>>57612832
>replying to a shitposter
Stop giving him attention.
>>57611731
Post pics
>you now realize that there are 145 cities like yours
holy kek that is alot of cities
>>57612925
I always wanted to see hills in Lucena, but I just can't find them despite nintendrones telling me that it's not so flat in Lucena.
Easters?
>>57613075
>>57612989
Not my fucking problem.
Fuck off.
Kuya Jobert reminds me of Ethan Klein
>>57613085
E
>>57613188
I always wondered how lush the park is in Lucena. I heard Lucena park's bushes are very green. I wonder how green Lucena bushes are
>>57613330
dumb frog poster
that feel when no pinoy tranny girlfriend
>>57613487
delet this
>>57613575
>asking malay anon to delet post
delet this
>>57613428
Dumb dumb frog poster
>57613362
(You)
>>57613758
>>57613758
Who's your favourite pinoy tranny. Mine is tsfilipina.xxx
>>57613362
I heard Lucena's pipe is dirty and smelly.
>>57613758
Why not a Thai tranny? Pretty much the same thing.
>>57610680
>getting married
same as having a compatible pussy but with optional money giveaway.
>>57613809
Your mother
>>57613842
Because thai sucks in english
>>57612832
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucena,_Philippines
>>57613758
you dont cibai
Holy fuck do I have to filter the word Lucena as well? Stop forcing your lame meme
>>57614112
asean diaspora ?
>>57614124
>filtering things
>on 4chan
>not just ignoring the posts
>>57614162
Don't ask stupid questions.
>>57614162
/asean/ regular
>>57614204
It's annoying when people keeps forcing meme in /asean/ every fucking week
>>57614269
Nice bait you autistic newfag
>>57614162
you know some aussie terms?
i don't assume you're australian for knowing that
why can't it work both ways?
cancer
Playing Kronos WoW all day
>>57602021
QB new season when?
>>57614563
Wrong subreddit Adolf
>>57614563
Oh shit wtf is wrong with this vpn turning on randomly oh shit
>>57614112
you called?
So what season is it in ASEAN, you're not in autumn like us, and you aren't in spring like North East Asia, literally what are you
>>57614371
Fuck off diaspora
>>57614732
countries close to equator don't have seasons like us, they have wet and dry season (cit.)
>>57614732
Summer fun time
dry season
>>57614732
It's hot and humid season, where literally every surface you touch has a high chance of being warm or worse, hot. Where sleep is impossible, and walking outside can cause you to pass out.
>>57614732
Durian and mangosteen season
Rain will come soon.
>>57614848
Forget everything except this
Change = Duterte
Status Quo = Roxas
Pick what's best direction the country should be heading
>>57614773
So like north qld and all those remote regions, wew
>>57614787
Sex time too, will you partake
>>57614811
That's hell, do you go beaches atleast
>>57614912
I'd rather go to a river deep in the mountainous area, it's cooler there.
>>57614901
Who's the most redpilled?
>>57614901
Status Quo it is.
Too much change can lead to nothing being accomplished in the end
>>57614901
Is Duterte the Donald Trump, and Roxas the Hillary Clinton?
>>57615012
Pretty much
>>57614732
Basically summer for a year full. Though there's rainy season and dry season.
>>57614912
Beaches are fucking hot, I rather go to mountain and chill out there.
tes
>>57615189
tis
>>57615189
Finally.
>>57614732
>like us
wow, nice job isolating northern Australia like that shithead.
>>57615223
tus
>>57615189
...III: Morrowind
>>57615244
>he doesn't get the joke
Why are you all writing in english, ain't you all arabs and shit?
>>57615244
tos
>>57615343
ALLAH ALLAH ALLAH ALLAH ALLAH ISA ISA ISA?
>>57615343
putang ina
>>57614972
Binay
>>57615315
woowwww kamu itu sok pintar deh kayak einstein gitu tabik aku sama kamu pak
>>57615398
Bego lo, kontol.
Ngentot sana sama nyokap lo
>>57615343
kontol bawuk pejoh lonthe peler segawon bajing
>>57615343
YA HABIBI YA MAULANA
>>57615343
Allahu Ackbar bakar
Stop right there. Post your desktop before you can continue posting.
>>57615343
PIZZA PIZZA PASTA PASTA
>>57615493
>autism in one picture
>>57615343
t. erick tohir
>>57615493
>>57615493
>>57615493
holy shit that background
>>57615611
fucking ded https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNEGBAH3eBU
When will ASEAN adopt multiculturalism and racial diversity?
The region is too homogeneous, it needs more black people.
>>57615343
requiescat in pace mother fucker!
>>57615996
we are lacking whites why not start from there?
>>57610934
Jaya grocer sells many products for expats
>>57615996
>>57615996
Well, come here then. We need black people. <3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hHhQCQg9BA&nohtml5=False
>>57614732
Dry season
>>57615996
are we not nigger enough?
>>57615996
We already have those two alongside some Indians who are dark + Negritos
does ASEAN region produce anything except pop-rock and indie-rock bands?
it's all I ever heard from ASEAN music
Sometimes acoustic feel-good ballad
>>57616279
we have jazz festivals but its indie-tier not widely practised genre t bh
>>57616050
>lacking whites
No, you have too many already.
You need black people.
>>57616331
Why doesn't any SEA country have unique music genre they produce? it seems to be only imitation
Is there any good SEA music native to the region?
>>57616370
nawh mate, not enough
blacks are overrated anyways nobody likes em here. and we have too many indians
GAS THE MALAYS RACE WAR NOW
>>57616494
>says the chink
>>57616494
go back to india or china
>>57616494
kimak kau chinaboy go back we don need u
>>57616494
>>57616618
wai chong
>>57615996
>>57616050
this.
We need more white people in here.
asuuuuuuuuuuuu
bar udan gede internete langsung blangsak
>>57616693
>wanting diversity
Disgusting. Singapore could have been so much more, instead we have malays pretending to be black with their rapping
>>57616440
bls respon
>>57616778
Singapore should have been white.
The British importing chinks and curries was a mistake.
So is Vietnam badass
>>57616440
But we have dangdut lads. Go listen to Roma Irama - Begadang.
>>57616831
This.
if the nips is still here, they would have solve our chink problem
>>57616494
t. Keling
>>57616904
>Roma Irama - Begadang
sounds like Indian music teebh pham
>Indianesia
>>57616831
If we didnt get LKY we would have been utterly fucked, we got lucky and made it even without the whites or natural resources
That feel when no sex since the last 3 days
>>57616981
>comparing dangdut with India song
Delet this
>>57617014
dangdut indian OC do not steal
Richfags listen to classic music
Poorfags listen to anything but that
>>57617141
im not rich and i listen to classical more than anything else
thoughts?
>>57617331
western propaganda/media should just shut the fuck up already
>>57617331
>a Muslim feminist from Afghanistan
Isn't fucking up one culture enough for these feminist fuckwits?
>>57617141
but richfags listen to trap/edm shit cause they live the ''''''high''''' life
maybe
>>57617331
>sesame street new character
>news
i don't want to live on this planet anymore
>>57617141
I listen to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOenzaclYbk
What am I?
>>57617466
>anime
>ASMR
'nuff said
>>57617466
a faggot
>>57617466
A sissy faggot
>>57617331
This is the reason why TV series should be end in less than 4 seasons. It became worse every season.
>>57616440
javanese has sinden gamelan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mO27u_3DNXY
also keroncong which is sinden javanese mixed with portuguese fado
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-st88y-rlo
>>57617014
blake is right
dangdut is basically gambus melayu mixed with indian
>>57617331
only for afghan sesami so I don't care
cie cie yang jomblo
cie malem mingguan cuman internetan doang cie
>>57617932
>indog always deliver
thanks
>>57610547
imagine if there was a plane crash and you both survived, you could eat for days
>>57614732
we just have wet and dry or in other words "wet hot and dry hot"
>saturday night
>no gf, not going out
>>57618564
>>57602021
How can a wagecuck like me enjoy summer?
Wagecucks of asean, is 78km(1 hour) too far to commute to work?
>>57619338
no
t. wagecuck
UP fags please go and stay go
Why is it so hot tonight? My imoutos are hogging the electric fan ;_;
>>57619566
fucking hell I think I know who your imoutous are
>>57619566
your imouto want some big white cock race mixing?
>>57619420
Nice, how far do you commute?
>>57619566
>bls delet. my imouto would get mad at me if she finds out
>broceeds to bost more pics of them anyweiz
wew
>>57619636
Fuck off joshua.
You dont know us.
>>57619665
>live 30m from work
noice desu
>>57602021
Stay home, play league and fap all day
>>57619653
Only rich chink can marry my imoutos
>>57619670
Im just bored.
>>57619709
Miles or minutes?
>>57619709
>tfw we have a familia business which is 5 mins away from our house.
>I choose to work which has 45 mins travel time
>>57619828
A wagecuck through and through.
>>57619778
>miles
>being americuck
meters mate
>>57619874
I'm going to go kill myself.
>>57619906
need help?
sauce?
>>57619982
Ask those cebuanos in the cebuano thread in r9k
>>57619566
spooky
my setup is also my laptop on that very same table
>>57619566
The one on the left looks fuckable at least.
>>57619566
why does your other sis have curly hair?
is she aeta?
>>57619737
juanon
how much for your imouto
Goodnight, /asean/.
>>57619828
I want to punch my cousin too because of that reason
Maybe you are my fucking cousin
Are you in Cubao?
>>57620667
She tied it up because sweaty.
>>57620998
They're not for sale mr wong.
>>57621099
N-no. I work in Q ave Centris
>>57621187
Everything is for sale... for a price.
>>57621370
Sex tourist/bule out!
>>57621358
Yes my cousin also works there At Q ave centris
ARE YOU HIM BUT LIVES IN CUBAO?
GO WORK IN YOUR FAMILY's BUSINESS ALREADY
>>57621187
Pre pakilala mo naman sakin kapatid mo, mamahalin ko yan at di ako mag-cheat or cuck
