Somali diaspora thread.
Horners, Turks, and Swedes welcome.
Arabs get the fuck out.
Somalians are autistic, just a freindly reminder.
>>57599320
Its the high potassium from constantly eating bananas.
>>57599268
One of the worst ethnic groups on the planet
You're all malnourished, smelly, dumb, muslim manlets
Also, enjoy your autism
>>57599268
why do somalis have better hair than me reeee
>>57599268
why are all the somali people in minnesota so rude to me?
>>57599702
Immigrant or born citizens?
>>57599592
Replace malnourished with obese and the same could be said for you.
>>57599592
>manlets
They're actually quite tall
>>57599807
i think they were born here
whenever i go to minnesota to see my grandparents they are the workers in fast food restaurants and they always get annoyed when i ask for things same with the taxi drivers sometimes
like i ordered a kids meal in rocky rococcos once and the girl laughed at me for ordering a kids meal because i wasnt a kid : (
>>57600087
I don't know honestly. I've never been to Minnestoa so I cant say for sure.
Somalis are different from region to region. For example I went to Seattle and the Somalis there are full out street niggas, the type that kids in Toronto are pretending to be.
>>57599268
> The day when somalis are finally driven out of Europe
best day of my life t b h
>>57600203
I can't take a Somali gangster seriously. I honestly can't.
>>57599674
they will go bald once they reach 25
>>57600240
>swedes want to deport this
>>57599268
>tfw no xaax Xalimo to cuddle, watch movies and play vidya with
>>57600285
Seattle Somalis are fucked though. I'm talking assault/murder chargers, drug charges, gang related shootings, carjackings, the whole shebang.
>>57600325
Send her to me
>>57600325
Not even hot... Also kek at those somali slanted eyes, that's why I will only racemix with a Warsangeli woman with large habesha like eyes
>>57600420
>implying xalimos would settle for you
>>57600453
>Warsangeli
>"Habesha eyes"
What a cuck, my sides.
>>57600325
Yes, as far away from European lands as possible. You belong in Somalia, not in our lands.
>>57600464
>t. Veteran Robot
Sobax Warya
>>57600453
She's Warsangeli ?
What's her subclan m8
>>57600534
When's the last time you went to dugsi sxb?
You probably only remember juz amma, kek.
>>57600521
Warsangelis have amhara blood my friend. We are part habesha and part Yemeni arab. I will do a DNA test soon and provide proof that we are, in fact, habeshaarab who have assimilated into Somali culture
pic related: Average Warsangeli woman
>>57600590
Warsangelis have subclans? nigga how sub can we even go? I thought we were langaab already ;_;
>>57600644
>another somali with an indentity crisis
>muh foreign dna
Why are all northerners such cucks?
>>57600616
Yes I'm a Juz amma pleb ;(
>>57600644
Checked
War ninyaho are you meming Warsangeli are full Somali we've never mixed with anyone
>>57600780
Says the Arab bastard
Sorry senpai I'm a full Somali wasn't cucked by the Arabs zero foreign blood aka Faarax to the core
>>57600644
>amhara blood
That amhara blood you speak of is when your whore ancestors were getting spitroasted by Imam Gurey and his bros.
>>57600833
>Arab bastard
What?
>>57600722
>not knowing where you stand in the Warsangeli dynasty
I'm a Ciisman Ibrahim
>>57600861
Aren't you that Carab Saalax
Which somali clan is the worst
>>57600892
Habar Gidir Hawiye
I went bicycling around Somalia a couple of years ago. Had a nice time- they are neat people. Some of the girls were very beautiful.
Wasn't a huge fan of the food though.
>>57600892
Isaaq
Any other answer is relative to whatever clan the person you ask is subscribed to. They're the French Canadians of Somalia.
>>57600888
Carab Saalax on /int/?
RARE TRIBE
A
R
E
T
R
I
B
E
You probably lurked /int/ a lot what's the most uncommon tribe you've ever encountered?
why are somalis so damn ugly and retarded? All other immigrant groups here at least have some illegal pizzerias etc. but somalis are only able to smell and look disgusting
>>57600892
Hawiye are the worst. They are the terrorist pirate Somalis you always hear on the news. The best ones are Issas in Djibouti, they don't do shit
>>57600868
Damn, will ask my papa tomorrow. Thanks based rooble
>>57600838
>>57600833
Just memeing :^) but I have already made it clear that I will marry an Eritrean refugee and throw away my Somali identity and assimilate into xabeshi culture. People already say I don't look Somali, so it's easy for me to do it
>>57601070
What do finn/somali offspring look like? I associate both groups with having really distinct, weird heads
>>57601070
Hey that's not fair. We are also good at collecting welfare :^)
>>57601070
Butthurt chink detected.
>>57601139
you do have nice eyes m'lday
>>57600918
Just through the north? Have you been to Puntland. Boosaaso is the Miami of Somalia.
>>57601120
Never seen any, Somali men are that disgusting that even Finnish whores wouldn't date them and Somali women are so enslaved by their male relatives that they can't even look a Finnish guy in the eyes.
>>57601138
Only because the authorities do it for you
>>57601234
>Boosaaso
>Miami of Somalia
>>57601196
she's pretty qt though
>>57601290
Somali women wearing hijab is the worst... In Denmark Somali chicks are the group who wears that awful shit the most. Iranians and Balkan muslims never wear it. Turks and Pakistanis about the same, like 3/10 wears it. Arabs - 5/10 wears it. Somalis 9/10 wears it! The only Somali chicks that don't wear it seems to all be my fucking famlay for some reason. They even go out to shisha lounges with hijab... Also I knew of a Somali chick who were forced to wear it and would throw it out when she went clubbing with her Danish friends.
Why are there enough Somalians on /int/ to have refugee threads but not enough central americans to have regular /ca/ threads
wtf.
Do you guys like anime a lot or something?
>>57601279
>Go to Boosaaso
>Beach party with cousins and xalimos
>Bring ghetto blasters and play the radio
>livinitup.jpg
>somali dive bars where they serve actual alcohol (more like moonshine) and everyone is smoking cigs and hookah, after they state playing western porn on the tvs
>nasty niggas in macawis trying to stealth fap
>mysides.jpg
>sluts everywhere
>easy to pick up prostitutes if that's what you like
>rich kids make sure that their walls around their mansions are huge for the sole purpose of having parties outside their house
>good times all around
You missed out son.
she's Somalian as well I think
>>57601234
Yeah, started off in Djibouti and stayed in the north along the coast and did a lot of camping in the countryside. I was tagging along with a couple Jahova's witnesses but they ended up being too beta to travel on to Mogadishu as I'd hoped (and they were too beta to actually go door to door witnessing). It was a fun experience for sure.
do you ever go back to visit? when did you move to canada?
>>57601398
I'm talking about young people here, otherwise Turks, Pakistani, Arab are like 7-9/10 while Somali would be 10/10 kek. My aunts who are all in their mid 50s are the only Somali elderly without hijab I have ever seen in my life
>>57601467
>Chad
I represented your country in Model UN
I got an award desu
>>57601396
There was some town/city I was in (in Djibouti IIRC) where girls like that were a diamond dozen and were all over my BWC.
>somali-canadians
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-okkNOD0s8&nohtml5=False
>>57601457
Nigga all the girls you just posted are 7/10 max. I think it's the fact that they're not in hijabs and look slutty like the second one is what you prefer.
You just have a fetish for muslim sloots. It's like a nun fetish.
>>57601525
Those are just Toronto gangsta wannabes hoping drake co-signs them like mo-g.
this hippo attended Finnish Big Brother a few years ago
>>57601467
>Mogadishu
Even my father is scared to go there. Kek at doing missionary work in Somalia. That's an easy way to die famalam
>>57601431
I do enjoy anime
>>57601443
inb4 al-shabaab lights the party up
>>57601559
somalis can't make good niggas
we're too clowny
>>57601579
Can you guys explain to me the situation in Somalia, and why it's such a hotbed for civil war and extremism when the rest of East Africa seems pretty tame?
(Except for Rwanda and Burundi of course)
>>57601431
It's because we're really spread out. We have mali niggas in every western country.
>>57601535
Wtf dude? You have the shittiest of tastes. How tf is >>57601457 a 7/10? Also that vimto mami bitch is not hot at all with those hawiye puffy cheeks and slant eyes. nigga go to the eye doctor, your waifus sucks balls
>>57601058
Just that Caraab lad
met tons of MJs from US and UK, one Mareexaan poster, that UQF(Unidentified Qaabil Faarax) from Burco, a Ciise posting from Djibouti, and an Isaaq from Hargesia
>>57601651
>self-loathing somali with a habesha fetish
Look in the mirror sxb, that bitch looks like a sherm head. Leathery skin, nasty tits and that anexortic complexion.
>>57601618
Because the Somalis in Somalia don't give a fuck about ethnicity and shared history/language etc. They only care about their own clan.
Read this:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Somaliland
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puntland
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jubaland
Like me for example. I support an independent Somaliland since I don't wanna share a country with hawiye. Also like many other Muslim countries, our piousness causes some people to kill others. Support Somaliland my latino friend
>>57601535
Islam makes every woman ugly because it indicates disorder in brain activity. Women are forced to wear those rags only because you animal like horny niggers would otherwise rape them. I prefer women free of that paedophilistic cult called Islam.
>>57601761
>Like me for example. I support an independent Somaliland since I don't wanna share a country with hawiye.
it's a pity that even Danish education wasn't able to remove your genetic stupidity
>>57601431
I love anime
>>57601290
>>57601139
Wood Berry
>>57601761
>muh Independant Somaliland
Kek'd
>>57601755
Whatever m8, your taste in women is still quite meh
>>57601823
I helped a Turk friend with some homework a couple hours ago
Where can I learn somali?
I need to woo a swedish girl
>>57601946
Why are somalis the only africans advanced enough to make a stable general?
>>57602095
other Africans in Europe are working or studying
>>57602031
I helped an Iranian with some homework help a couple days ago, is that better?
>>57602153
It's night though, they are most likely sleeping. Tomorrow I will make a Nigeria thread and invite that based Igbro dude
>>57602367
Black don't crack
>>57601618
Somalia has a ton of problems.
#1: Much like the invasion of Iraq the removal of a dictatorship creates a massive power vacuum where it become a free for all for power. If Siad Barre didn't create a coup against the democratic leadership who knows where the country would be like.
#2: Somalia was never a full nation. Somalia has always been a nation full of co-existing city states, ruled by various city sultanates and dynasties. The problem is that ever since the arabs brought their bullshit to the Somali coast the concept of tribalism has ruined and fractured the country. Somalia is one of the ethnically homogeneous nations in Africa, but in reality is not a cohesive nation. There are examples of Somali unification like the Dervish State and even the fight for Independence, but the cancer of tribalism is embedded into every Somali..
#3. Colonial borders: The borders of Somalia are retarded. The reason why Kenya and Ethiopia have a vested interest in Somali affairs is because they've been rewarded ethnically inhibited Somali territories from the British empire. The Ogaden of Ethopia and Northern Frontier District of Kenya is Somali territory in which conflicts have arisen for either self determination or integration into Somalia. They don't want that to happen so they have national interests that sometimes run contrary to Somali affairs.
#4 Arabian influence: The cancer of tribalism, Islam (if you're secular/nonreligious), the rise of Wahabbism/Salafism since the civil war. Gulf states funding terrorists groups like Al-Shabaab (primarily qataris and saudis). Somalia was once a nation full of Sufis. Religion played a key part, but it wasn't this ultra orthodox arabian shit. Women who wore hijab were a minority, relationships/dating between the sexes were fine as long as there was no sex until marriage, music was a fundamental part of society. It was a much happier time in the past. Sandniggers ruined it.
>>57602367
spurdo IRL
>>57602095
>superiority complex on 4chan
Mad the shipping is delayed for your chasity cup Aakusti?
Don't worry I'm sure someone on airbnb can rent you a cuckshed.
>>57602612
meant for
>>57602153
>>57601946
Most of the girls you posted weren't that bad honestly.
The bikini chick is bad though.
>>57602463
Why you always blame Arabs for everything? It's us who fucked ourselves over when we fought the Ethiopians who were commies like us. Then we got our asses beat and all the Faraxs and Abdis now had ak47s with a tribal mentality + Siad noob gains Barre got BTFO'd by angry Hawiyes. Somalis on the internet always either blames Ethiopians or Arabs
>>57602730
Because that's price of freedom.
>tfw indian
>really into this eritrean girl in my fluid dynamics class
how do I approach? pls halp
>>57602758
>It's us who fucked ourselves over when we fought the Ethiopians who were commies like us.
We didn't fight them for no reason, we fought them for the liberation of the Ogaden, which is acknowledged by the Ethiopian constitution as Somali clay. Also the only reason we lost the war is that Russia decided to interfere and supply Ethiopia with thousands of Cuban soldiers.
Who brought tribalism to the horn of africa? Arabs.
Who spent millions of dollars setting up mosques, giving us their versions of qurans, paying imams to be their mouthpieces, and created the rise/dominance of Sunni Islam in Somalia? Arabs
Who were the primary bank rollers of Al-Shabaab and the ICU? Arabs.
I fully acepetd that's it's our problem and we messed up but arabs our versions of the eternal jews.
If there was an Israeli IDF soldier and a Saudi imam hanging off the side of a bridge and I could save one. I'd save the IDF soldier, without question.
>>57602796
Tell her this "Hey Melu, lemme eat out that folded meat injera of yours" while chewing chaat
>>57602870
When I went to Somalia I remember the first time I got on a bus the driver was literally an 11 year old kid with the mouth of the sailor. His driving skills were phenomenal. I was shitting my pants standing next to him cause there was no room left but right next to him, but he weaved through heavy traffic at high speeds with the skill of a formula one driver.
Poverty really makes men out of kids at an early age, it's fascinating how sheltering your kids makes them such pussies.
>>57602989
Unlike you I have actually been to Somalia. The airport in Hargeisa was made thanks to Kuwaiti money. There is a huge high school that shits on all the shiitty universities. Who funded it? Guessed it, Kuwait. The biggest most beautiful mosque? Who funded it? Kuwait. While you sit your ass in your first world country sucking Canadian welfare gibsmedat some Somalis there enjoys all that free shit Kuwait has helped build. And unlike China Kuwait uses Somali workers. Saw plenty of women in hijab and burqas, but no salafist preachers. Maybe in your little shithole in Hawiyeland. I will take a kebab making yemeni refugee over a refugee somali boat 1st world child anyday
And kek at "muh somali clay". Nigga if you are a commie, you don't fight other commies. You are delusional
>>57602463
>>57602758
>>57602989
>>57603279
Drink some Caano geel and make up already
>>57603279
>Somali in Scandinavia calling anyone else a welfare leech
Kek. I'm proud to say I've never been a recipient of welfare, and actually work for a living.
>Unlike you I have actually been to Somalia
I've been to both Puntland and Somaliland. The fact that you call the south Hawiyeland proves you're cancerous tribalist pos. It's people like you and you're divisive "us vs. them" mentality is why you're living in Denmark, child of refugees like everyone else in this thread, talking like you're the shit.
>The airport in Hargeisa was made thanks to Kuwaiti money.
That doesn't prove anything. Turkey has done the same in Xamar (Built a massive hospital, built a new airport, modernized the sea port, first president of a foreign nation to step foot in Somalia since the civil war) but you don't see them shoving Alevism and the Bektashi Order down our throats, doesn't negate the fact that Wahabism and Salafism never existed until after the civil war, and that there isn't documented evidence of gulf state funding of out terror groups. That's like saying the US is not responsible for the empowerment and strengthening of the Taliban because they've spent over 100 billion in "repairing" Afghanistan.
Either way eat shit faggot. You're probably a somalilander piece of trash that actually finds the notion of tribal enclaves as independent countries appealing. Go fuck yourself.
>>57599268
why are we building a military base in somalia and training&equipping their army?
>>57603755
Well for one Sultan Erdogan wants to re-establish the Ottoman empire by building "client" states. He wants Somalia/Turkey to share military bases.
In the middle ages the Ottoman Empire and the Ajuuraan/Adal sultanate were allies. In fact whenever there was conflict with Europeans and Somalis were at a point of losing the Ottomans would always send military aid.
Turks and Somalis have been allies for centuries.
>>57603651
>>57603398
I have said it once and I say it again, Somalis from Canada are pure cancer
>>57603651
My parents were guest workers!!!
>The fact that you call the south Hawiyeland proves you're cancerous tribalist pos
Damn straight. Warsangeli masterrace. And yes thank you based Turkey. Al-shabaab only cause trouble in The South, so idgaf about them and salafism boogieman ^^ i prefer Somalia gets annexed by Ethiopia tb.h
>>57603279
m8 just because the kuwaitis are building shit doesn't mean that they're helping your society.
Do you know who was the biggest donor to Guatemala through from the 50s through the Cold War? The USA, the same country that took down our government and threw us into chaos and civil war.
The Railroad was built with American money
The Airport was built with American money
Almost every road was built with American money.
That doesn't mean they had my country's best interests at heart.
Anyway if you always rely on arabbucks to build your infrastructure you will never develop past the stone age because your own government and industry will always be dependent on others.
>>57603965
>Damn straight. Warsangeli masterrace. And yes thank you based Turkey. Al-shabaab only cause trouble in The South, so idgaf about them and salafism boogieman ^^ i prefer Somalia gets annexed by Ethiopia tb.h
>I have said it once and I say it again, Somalis from Canada are pure cancer
Case in point. I like the fact that you're a brain dead qabilist but you don't even know much about your qabil. You're so pathetic I'm not even mad at you anymore. All I feel for you is pity.
>>57603992
I'm sure as an Guatemalan you have a clear understanding the cancer of foreign aid, international loans from the world bank, and foreign meddling in your nations affair. Man America fucked you South America over hard during the cold war. It blows my mind what happened to Ecuador as well.
>>57603992
The Somali themselves only builds damn hotels and banks. There are either messed up roads filled with holes or no roads at all connecting the major cities of Northern Somalia. We need arabbucks otherwise those """"""""""leaders"""""""""" in Somalia won't do shit. Also I don't think Kuwait wants to cuck our country like that. Its the Saudis and Qataris who are the shady ones. Shami arabs are miskiins but this buffoon hates all ayrabs smdh
>>57604201
>South America
uwotcunt
>what happened to Ecuador
nothing of note happened to ecuador during the cold war lol
http://web.isanet.org/Web/Conferences/FLACSO-ISA%20BuenosAires%202014/Archive/1c1b645f-1b4e-4056-b35a-a3297453a52d.pdf
>>57604295
Central American fine. Ecuador was basically a banana republic like a lot of it's neighbors but when the government under José Ibarra was elected in the 60s with popular vote, his leftists ideology was seen as another as another socialist commie like Fidel so the CIA infiltrated the leftist government. Started bombing churches and right wing organizations and then painted the blame on the leftists. Civil tensions were rising and acts of violence were springing out. There was a lot of sneaky underhanded shit they were doing to undermine the legitimate government. Eventually they were able to forced him to resign and make the vice president take over who was ensured to to be a pro-america leader.
Not as bad as others I'll concede. I don't remember much but Chile was bad if I remember correctly.
>be born to Somali parents in Australia
>they don't give a shit about clans and stuff
>don't teach me that bullshit
>they work hard and are successful contributors to society
>everyone who cares about that shit is a welfare leeching NEET adult with 3 kids
And somehow it has leaked her into /int/. Every person I have ever met who cared about clans has been a total failure in life and unpleasant to be around. Keep that tribalism shit in Somalia.
>>57604547
Tell that to that danish autist.
>>57604588
I'm sure he sits around at the local non Somali owned cafe giving away his NEETbux for his third coffee of the morning while having a heated discussion on what is wrong with Somalia.
In regards to Canadian Somalis, of those that I saw I was not a fan of, too much adoption of cancerous African American culture leading to stupidity, drugs and crime. Like someone else said, Somali gangsters, kek.
>>57604713
You're sounding to sound like a self-hating coon. You do realize you're Somali as well? The "gangster" shit is mainly just the city of Toronto and it's way worse in US than Canada.
Stop generalizing everyone based on country.
>>57604770
starting*
Fuck me I've butchered every post. I need to sleep.
>>57604547
Prove you're Somalian and not just a shitposter
Which city are you in?
>>57604547
>Be born in Kuwait
>Parents were workaholics, Mom's Somali is broken and Dad didn't bother to teach me the language
>get shuned by Somali elders
>youngsters are a mix of hurka durka and irreligious m8s
>neither likes murtads
>tfw cussed God by mistake
>mfw every young Somali hates me to the core
Fuck religion desu
Imma live my life the way I want
>>57604770
>self hating
Yeah, nah. I speak Somali at home and enjoy the food and culture. I simply dislike the amount of NEETs we have in other country's.
Like I said, those that I saw had that silly gangster shit going on and ironically was in Toronto just like you said. I haven't seen the US.
>stop generalizing
90% Canadian Somalis I've met have been wankers but you seem alright mate. This Danish autist has me generalizing Danish cunts tho.
Get some sleep mate
>>57604838
>proofs
I had a Somali shilling lying around here some place. Believe me or don't believe me I don't care. Maybe I'm a white guy pretending to be a Somali in a dispora thread on a Chinese cartoon porn forum.
>>57604885
How many of your fellow Australian Somalians fit this stereotype of migrant would you say percentage wise?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9UrSv8gQHQ&nohtml5=False
It seems our population is far better integrated than Europe's.
>>57604859
I didn't have any Somali friends growing up as I was the only Somali guy for a 100km radius. Taught me to make friends based on who they are rather than what they are and this has served me well. If you don't fit in with a community don't force yourself to.
>cussed God by mistake
>around Somalis
>in an Arab Muslim country
You deserve whatever you get desu
>>57599385
Literally monkeys
>>57604971
I'd rather be banana eating monkey than a hairy mechanic goatfucker.
Lebs are literally the niggers of Arabia. You're the scum of Canada and Australia.
>>57604936
It depends where you are and how old I suppose. Of the youth in Sydney I regularly see Somalis attending university and doing well. In Melbourne I hear the opposite though I haven't been. If those gang war news reports are to be believed then I imagine the population is much better integrated than down south, how much of this is related to size I couldn't tell you as the populations in Melbourne are much greater.
I've met Somalis who sound bogan as fuck and I've met Somalis who sound like lebs. There no hard and fast rule with how a population will be, shit just happens I guess.
>>57604997
>taking this to heart
Fucking Canadians man I swear
>>57604997
>being this assmad
>>57605038
I fucking hate lebs man. I got to deal with this scum on a daily basis.
I don't know if it's just the muslims, but I'm hoping maronites are cool.
>>57605101
What's the matter, did some muslim leb cuck you?
>>57605101
You post on /int/ so you know what lebs are thought of in Australia. You're not the only person who dislikes them but getting so butt hurt over a golden lel post is embarrassing mate.
t. Best mate is a fucking leb
>>57605117
Yeah when I brought my slaughtered goat from Eid al-Adha home and discovered the intestines were pumped full of semen. Never trust a leb with your meat.
>>57605176
Can't handle the heat eh?
>A leaf
>A fucking Chrismas Tree
Seriously doe why you get assblasted so easily
>>57605217
>a man who literally wants to be a girl and pegged by his trap bf calling anyone else assblasted
Go fuck yourself.
>>57605273
I take back what I said. Canadians are hopeless
>>57605217
Bloody weebs
>>57605302
Eat shit, you act likes your opinion means fuck all. Why don't you put on a trip because you're so full of yourself, fucking Uncle Tom. You're such an enlightened Somali, clearly an inspiration to us all.
You're probably going to get married to some fat white bitch.
>>57605273
>2016
>not embracing the superiority of Traps
It's actually the other way around I want to be a grill pegging my Trap bf
>>57605302
>on a Chinese image board calls others Weebs
confirmed weeb in denial
>>57605380
Holy fucking shit I'm dying. How can one person be so butthurt?
>>57605382
What's a good anime to watch you weeb cunt
>>57599268
Why are they wearing skirts? Are they gay lol
>>57605447
The only person who's butthurt here is you. Mad your antebellum mistress wife hasn't pegged you today so you have to be an uppity coon on /int/ until she finishes her buffet of fast food.
>>57605541
Only gay person here is you. Poz drinking faggot. You aussies are disgusting.
>>57605578
Wow fucking Homophobe
>>57605553
>>57605578
Can't handle the heat eh?
>>57605380
>being this mad
>>57605616
I can handle the heat. I'll be fucking stroking the red-hot barrel of an automatic like it's my dick when I purge the world of you criminal stained retards.
>>57605677
Fuck you faggot. You're either a cocksucking Ontarian or chink cucked BCfag.
>>57605713
You are a doo doo head
Is anybody here named Nalaye
>>57605769
I don't know
>>57605737
The only thing doo'n head is your whore mother to pay her bills so little timmy can have a roof to shitpost under.
>>57605741
>muh reaction image
le ebin shitpost upBoat XD!!
>>>/r/eddit
The. atmosphere here turned to shit
Here listen to some based somali music
https://youtube.com/watch?v=nqNdnn5DzTU
>>57605713
hmmmm I need a nice chocoboi to fuck, gimme dat muzzie boi pusseh
>>57605974
>Ontarian posting some gay shit
What do they put in your water to make you all such faggots. I bet you were at that gay pride parade you fucking poofer.
>>57605971
New version
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZXBXY4RzwGE
>>57605971
Somali music sounds very nice but my Somali can't make out what's being said. It's like listening to death grips while being bad at English, I just can't do it.
My parents end up explaining what is being said but at 25yrs old I feel embarrassed having to ask what a song means from them
>>57605971
Fuck off you ruin every thread you show up with with your retarded same 100 reaction images and gay fantasies. Fucking m/a/nchild, go back to your containment board.
>>57606022
>being the top
>gay
lol son , when you coming out
>>57606057
Iktf
im gonna have to learn Somali soon
>>57606057
>but my Somali can't make out
That's what happen when you spend 24/7 at the altar of massa.
>>57606082
As it stands right now he's the only bloke posting on topic shit while me and another guy are just having fun making you butthurt
>>57606102
The only thing you need learn is how to make a noose and kill yourself.
>>57606082
Sxb
Drink some caano geel n chill put that attitude aside
>>57606121
>on topic shit
This thread doesn't have a specific topic retard. Fucking coon trying to sound intelligent like massa.
>>57606102
Can you speak it?
I can speak and understand it well with my parents but when I talk to others I think I learned a toned down version of the language from them. Plus I never learnt to read it as there aren't exactly Somali classes where I live so reading it is just saying it out loud and hoping it makes sense, surprisingly it does a lot of the time lol.
>>57606112
>>57606172
>>57606140
Go get laid or something mate it'll help with these issues you're having. Or drink some camel milk
>>57606150
>>57606193
No fuck you. Forget about caano geel you retards need hilib geel so you can strengthen your mouth muscles because you have a lifetime of cock sucking ahead of you.
>>57606140
No one will take a leaf edgelord seriously m8
Here's a random Xalimo
>>57606205
Late for your shift at Tim hortons mate, don't wanna lose your first job do you
>>57606244
Damn that xalimo is THICK
Wew lad.
>>57606263
I'd serve coffee then serve my ass, fucking coon.
Atleast I'll have a job that way, they had to turn you down at the gay porn studio because your forehead was bigger than your dick.
>>57606263
We've had enough of shit posting either play nice or get the fuck >>>/out/
>>57606274
She's half Swedish though
>>57606311
>I'd serve coffee
I expect nothing less
>>57606326
Fine you fucken weeb cunt
/int/ is ok because a Somali posting with this flag here is more likely to be studying or have a job than an actual Finn anon.
Only a Xalimo can cool down a raging Faarax
>>57606358
>I expect nothing less
You quoting your coon bible?
>>57606459
Have you accepted coon as your lord and savior yet?
>>57606501
Good to know that not only are you an uncle tom but you're also closet weeaboo. Could you be any more pathetic.
>>57606529
>calling me a weeb
Fuck off cunt
Somalians are the most obnoxious cunts I've ever come across
literally won't find one who is calm, they all act primitive
>just want to post xalimos and shitpost a little from looking at archived threads
>have to leave and do something
>mfw this thread
Also I'm the caraab salax guy. What's up guys.
Who /macawis/ here?
Canadabro chill.
>>57606586
Are you that Aussie Faarax ???
Can you trip apparently even non Somalis get some sort of Autism in that cunt
>>57606617
>hating the fact that you're a m/a/nchild
>>57606617
Sorry if we're not like you limeys who politely wait in line in turn for the cuckshed.
>>57606628
Fuck off Ontario faggot, I'm not your bro.
>>57606628
Where've you been senpai
Did you get sucked up by Normie lifestyle
>>57606586
At least namefag if you were that Faarax
>>57606311
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>57606662
Only autistic faggot here is you.
>>57606689
Probably sucking cock, you should know.
>>57606719
>wants more people to attentionwhore and join his clique
>>57606781
(You)
>>57606689
Ive been going to the gym and saving up money for school. On public transport right now and my data is shit. Eating like a motherfucker so I'm no longer that twig somali.
Damn walaal I saw some cute xalimo posted on /fit/ last night and remembered you guys. I found more pics of her set then saved them. The source was the filename. I think I can give the OP a run for his money. I'm building a xalimo folder.
>>57606846
Get that skank hoe out of my face.
>>57606847
>saving pictures of somali bitches
Fucking pathetic. BCucks are supposed to only have yellow fever.
>>57606847
Wew lad post dem nao
Got my lubricant at hand
>>57606985
Fapping to actual women.
Stop pretending to be normal you queer. Come out the closet.
>>57607053
>Fapping to actual women.
Wot
>Stop pretending to be normal you queer. Come out the closet.
I'm straight and also traps aren't gay at all quit acting like a douche
Turn off your switch and slurp on some syrup geez senpai
>>57606985
Phone is about to die, and I'm already only going to have 6 and a half hours till I have to wake up. I'll find u in the next /afr/ general. Ill probably namefag so you don't confuse me with some of my lame countrymen. See you tomorrow senpai.
Btw this Canadian guy is autistic as fuck but the gay porn joke was pretty funny.
>>57607219
See you in the next thread
Sleep tight sxb
>>57606675
>Sorry if we're not like you limeys who politely wait in line in turn for the cuckshed.
Well living in the west warrants that you follow custom behaviour and etiquette, after all your kind of attitude has done nothing good for your shithole of a country
>>57607219
Have to suck cock at 8am in the morning? Damn life as a Ontariofag must be rough.
>>57607334
I bet you would rather be sleeping with him you faggot.
>>57607383
>limey wants to tell me about whats ruined my country
How about the fucking retarded borders you created. You morons couldn't draw a border to save your life. India/Pakistan, Palestine/Israel, Sudan/South Sudan, e.t.c
>>57607383
>muh Western society
>muh western values
Says the Shariah infested Britcuck
>>57607483
Better than AIDS infested.
>>57599844
the kek is strong with this comment
>>57607477
>duh evil white man ruined muh people
Typical nignog excuse
>>57607483
>Kuwait
When is the next public beheading taking place, Abu Al Fahsan?
>>57607709
Oh blimey moittt go drink sum tea n crumpets on the tube innit?
>>57607709
Man it must suck being a British male. I could only imagine the anguish you must feel daily knowing every time you go to an interracial glory hole for your night job, faggots jump back in terror when they notice the mass of brown plaque that coats their dick from being in your bacteria/filth infested refugee camp you call a mouth.
Reminder that Somalia is stronger with Libertarianism.
>>57601089
Issas in Somali regien of ethiopia make the Issas in djibouti look like shit . Issa over there are still expanding Somali territory and from the habesha wars in med-evil times to now are still the only Somalis fighting the habeshis , litterally OG somalis
>>57601457
looks oromo to me
>>57603965
>Warsangeli masterrace
LOL
>>57604971
Lebanon is literally the brothel of middle east/ arab world
>>57599320
They are just inbred sub humans
>>57606868
you know her?
>>57606847
walaal , upload the pics , asap
Somalians are the worst typ of immigrants (unless you count gypsies as immigrants). They make the least effort to integrate, they are loud and rude (it's often the younger ones, though middle aged Somali men tend to be respectful).
>Somali thread
>Filled with neurotic infighting
Not unexpected desu
Would really enjoy eating an Ethiopian girl's ass tbqh
>>57609742
90% sure they don't shave
Why is a diaspora allowed to exist?
Doesn't that go against the concept of a nation-state?
>>57610084
No?
Why are north-east Africans the most good looking Africans?
>>57610084
Because not every nation lives in one state.
My people (not Somali) live in two.
One they are the majority, the other a minority with substantial and overrepresentation in the government.
>>57606411
Most people from good countries are exceptional losers and most from poorer nations are better then the average in their nation.
>>57609979
Love can make it work, Bruce
>>57599320
>that minnesota hoodie
>>57599268
SECOND FROM RIGHT
claimed
This thread explains the situation in Somalia quite well.
>>57610523
That literally makes no sense.
