>mfw I realize we Italians are just God's masterpiece, his gift to the world.
Roman and Etruscan on the base, mixed with Ancient Greek on the south, old good and brave germanics (warriors and not cucks like nowadays) on the north. All this with a dash of prime peak muslims (based saracens) and best slavs, i.e. Balkan slavs (best because nikola tesla, marko polo and many others).
Why is God so obsessed with us? I didn't ask to be born masterrace, yet I am, such is life.
why do these faggots exist?
>>57589769
>2016
>Believes in god
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZjLvc0_3k4
ROMA
O
M
AMOR
>>57589923
They seek self validation by "trolling" on a chinese cartoon forums since they are pathetic losers
Italy is the best euro country tb h
>Roman and Etruscan on the base
lol americans get shit for claiming heritage of euro born grandparents but OP is claiming heritage of a 3,000 year old culture he has 0 genetic relations to.
Italians are cucks and sheeit
>>57589769
post your face when you realize the only good roman emperor that ever existed had to be born in Gallia
>>57591082
>Claudius
I hope you're joking
>>57590922
Stop stealing our girls, Argentina
Obligatory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adQrPESgQ_M
>>57591177
SONO MAX PEZZALI CON UN TESCHIO SUL COLLO
>>57590922
hot desu, Italian women need to be cucked hard
>>57591133
Sure, loads of conquest (among which England), many social reform and buildings. He definetely is God tier.
That only proves Italy needs a Frenchman to be functional, Garibaldi is another exemple of this
forza italia
>>57591470
>Italy needs a Frenchman to be functional
you mean like the Savoia dynasty? Fucking kek
>>57591470
>Garibaldi
>Frenchman
You did it you bastard, you officially triggered me
>>57591633
We sure do recognize Savoie has Italian nowadays don't we? ;)
>>57591690
no we don't
>>57591715
Good cuck, swallow now
>>57591470
Are you retarded or what, being born in a territory that is now French doesn't make you French. The dinasty Claudius belonged to is the Julio-Claudia, and both of them were ancient and originated in Central Italy.
Also:
>or if he came to dinner a little after the appointed time, he took his place with difficulty and only after making the round of the dining-room. Whenever he went to sleep after dinner, which was a habit of his, he was pelted with the stones of olives and dates, and sometimes he was awakened by the jesters with a whip or cane, in pretended sport. They used also to put slippers on his hands as he lay snoring, so that when he was suddenly aroused he might rub his face with them.
>When the assassins of Gaius shut out the crowd under pretence that the emperor wished to be alone, Claudius was ousted with the rest and withdrew to an apartment called the Hermaeum; and a little later, in great terror at the news of the murder, he stole away to a balcony hard by and hid among the curtains which hung before the door. As he cowered there, a common soldier, who was prowling about at random, saw his feet, intending to ask who he was, pulled him out and recognized him; and when Claudius fell at his feet in terror, he hailed him as emperor.
This is your great emperor Claudius.
>>57591771
that's your job, cucko
>>57589769
How do Romans go from this
>born too late to experience the First Roman Empire
>born too early to experience the Second Roman Empire
>born just in time to see barely-literate Sicilians claim to be the heirs of Rome on an Apulian shepherding forum
>>57591771
Are you being retarded on purpose? Savoy was part of the demsne of the house of Savoy, but was never part of of the Italian nation than Hannover was part of the English one
>>57591866
>>57591872
>Apulian shepherding
my grandpa would be proud
>>57591872
(You)
>>57591683
>>57591797
>mfw I'm French and from the same town as Garibaldi
>>57591951
Come home, italian man
>>57591951
>Nice
You mean Moroccan, right?
>>57591985
>>57591986
My family is from Burgundy though, sorry Italian bros
>mfw continental europeans care anything about their stupid disputes
the only thing that matter is expanding the empire, lads. we started that and the spanish followed us and spread it in the new world.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yl80RWh_Q08
>>57591797
>>57591844
>>57591890
>>57591986
A part of his country are so Ouiboos they decided to speak French instead of shitalian
>https://it.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valle_d'Aosta_Jambon_de_Bosses
Jambon d'Aoste not Prosciutto d'aosta
>Nice not Nicea
Their unificator gave his hometown to France
>How cucked can you be?
>>57592171
>Lithuania calling anyone else cuck
>>57592338
he's probably an emigrant
>>57592171
They chose to be French because France was wealthier and they thought they'd have a better future being part of it, that's all.
At least they didn't need to emigrate to France like a lot of their fellow countrymen did afterwards.
>>57592412
Who the fuck would emigrate to Lithuania when they could go anywhere else in the EU?
>>57592431
>chose
Their king ordered them to, and it's not like more than 1% of the population could vote
https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Annexion_du_comt%C3%A9_de_Nice_%C3%A0_la_France
>>57592627
erasmus, specific jobs, idk. people do it m8
>>57592654
>Lithuania
>jobs
>>57592754
i said specific jobs. every country needs specific people for specific things they lack
>>57592627
>>57592754
Y u so salty all of a sudden?
>>57589769
>tfw dad is island Greek and my mother is Italian
I literally won at life with this genetics
>>57592627
Yes true. Though I don't know if they really felt Italian at the time, since Italy was new. Probably more Nissart/Savoiardi.
>>57591921
DANK
MEME
>>57590876
>he has 0 genetic relations to.
t.retard
americans always say this, the butthurt is real
>>57589769
>Marko Polo was a Balkan Slav
Thank you, you are my best friend, saviour, you are the legend
>>57593043
They didn't feel Italian because it wasn't a widespread thing yet, but sure as hell they didn't feel French, at least in Nizza
>>57591872
>"barely literate"
>speak English better than any of these faggot anglos itt
itt:butthurt slavs
like clockwork
>>57593235
We are part slav, don't insult our heritage.
>>57593125
Well that was my point. They were neither, so in the end I'm not sure they cared too much in general. And I guess most of them spoke Nissart at the time.
>>57593066
Um no Caracalla isn't a meme. He was a Frenchman of Berber, Syrian and Italian descent who became a Roman emperor.
>>57593307
They spoke an Italian dialect and were part of Italian states for most of their history, but I think they didn't really care also because the Savoy were seen as foreign rulers anyway, it was just switching from a Frenchman to another
Italy is love. Italy is life
>>57593509
Italy is easy butthurt, Italy is garantee a lot of (you)
>>57589769
>Italians are just God's masterpiece, his gift to the world.
>Italians
>having anything to do with God
Please show me where in the Bible it encourages
-going to save Constantinople, the last Christian bastion against the Arab hordes, only to loot and desecrate it when you finally get there
-being a Hun and Arab double rape babby
-stabbing your allies in the back in every single war
-using poisonous gas on people whose homeland you are trying to steal by force
-being as lazy as humanly possibly by working as few hours as you can
-being controlled by the mafia
-leeching off your parents until you're 55 and not moving out
-having a girlfriend on the side
-having a mistress in addition to your girlfriend
-having a boyfriend in addition to your mistress
-claiming to be devoutly Catholic despite committing almost ever sin in the Bible on an hourly-basis
-being so inept and incompetent at government that even basic services like trash collection are beyond your ability as a people
-being so inept at military matters that you got beaten by Greek irregulars
-being so corrupt at religion that your shit Popes drove devout Christians out of the church
-elect a pornstar to your """parliment"""
-electing Silvio Berlusconi repeatedly, despite him being an Arab-shagging corrupt degenerate, manlet, and caricature of a competent leader
-being so ignorant of the Bible that you actually thought it was a good idea to make this thread
Be honest, did you even think before you made this thread?
>>57593574
>writing this wall of text out of sheer butthurt
>>57593574
>being this butthurt
I won't even read your wall of text
>>57592654
Going there on Erasmus gonna get a cool as apartment and travel around Eastern Europe
>>57593574
SHITALY GETTING
BLOWN
THE
FUCK
OUT
>WE WUZ MASTER-RACE AND SHEEIT
>>57593655
>>57593659
>even reading is too much work for Italians
CANNOT FALSIFY THIS
>>57593574
>get two (You)s from Italians for a shitpost about Italy
Went twice as good as expected
>>57593574
are you unironically American?
>>57589769
t. Arab rape baby
>>57589769
Pasqua?
>>57593985
t. raped by an Arab as a baby
>>57594059
>£60m
>>57593985
Not just Arabs dude. Gauls, Visigoths, Vandals, Ostrogoths, Normans, Germans, Americans, etc all ran a train on Italy.
What a fucking joke of a country
>>57594133
>all ran a train on Italy.
And their cock inside italian women
>>57594059
>implying getting cucked by foreigners isn't a proud Italian tradition
>>57593574
Don't be so harsh on them they might commit suicide by pasta.
>>57593655
>>57593659
>18:36:40
>18:36:43
It's quite apparent that you both took two minutes to read it and got mad at almost exactly the same time
>>57593574
SHITALIANS ON SUICIDE WATCH!!!
>>57593574
>filename
>>57594181
I don't know about proud... but it sure as shit is a tradition
>>57593797
>>57593929
>>57594268
>>57594305
>samefagging this much
>>57594203
>dead Italians
>bad
To all n*n-Italians, consider the following:
>you will never be Italian
How does this atrocious feel make you feel?
>I will always be italian masterrace
feels good 2bh
>>57594436
but lombards, ostrogoths and normans already already had their way with you so youre already germanic
>>57590031
the current year is relevant to making some kind of point, I see.
>>57594436
I don't now Giuseppe, how would you feel if someone over the internet told you that you would never be
>brown
>greasy
>manlet
>lazy
>living with mama mia until 65 a years old
>bad at literally everything that didn't involve making goods for richer, more successful people from other countries
>forever burdened with the knowledge that the only good traits you have came from the savage hordes who raped your ancestors
I literally thank Jesus everyday that I was born in America to white parents instead of a failed brown abortion of a nation-state like Shitaly.
>>57594436
Well, I'm considered italian.
>>57594436
i'm 1/4 italian with portguese, spanish and amerindian blood. m-may i join the club?
@57594725
(you) :^)
>>57594367
How fucking upset are you right now? Fucking wops I swear
>>57594976
so this is how the screen of a cuck that can use paint looks like
>>57593574
>>57594725
Holy shit Murka bringing the heat
>>57594840
>>57594758
only if you're a 10/10. If not do not bother.
>>57594725
but Joe "fat lard" Burger, if you're not Italian you will never look like pic related
>>57595059
Lmao so I'll put that down as pretty fucking upset
>>57594976
>incognito chrome
tipsfedora.jpg
>>57593574
@57595145
literally nothing in my post betrayed any kind of rage 2bh, but keep telling yourself that you are an ebin troll m8 ;^)
>>57593574
>-elect a pornstar to your """parliment"""
wait what?
>>57595111
Neither will you my greasy brown friend
for americans inbreed rednecks with a potato iq are more noble than italians, just because "muh anglos". shit is pathetic
>>57595224
>>57594436
>>57594522
>>57594638
>>57594758
hey faggots. im doing a research project and need to know about your ancient western civilizations. What race were the ancient greeks and romans?
>>57595149
If you're a Mozillafag then I won't respond back to you. Just rest assured that I'm laughing at you
>>57595356
wops
>>57595356
wogs
>>57595356
>>57595396
>>57595271
don't reply to me or my wife's posts ever again
>>57595396
Hello bot
>>57595224
>>57595315
Yes, Italy somehow manages to upstage even USA when it comes to having a farce of a democracy.
Silvio Berlusconi even appointed one of his whores to some prominent position in government. Talk about a fucking banana republic
![RX-FNM_030111-Sugar-Fix-005_s4x3.jpg.rend.sni12col.landscape[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CgMnv1U.jpg "RX-FNM_030111-Sugar-Fix-005_s4x3.jpg.rend.sni12col.landscape[1].jpg")
Will America give up on empire and focus on food like Italy did?
>>57595475
>le everything is a botnet meme
>>>/g/
>>57595503
Yes, we're so shitty, so unlucky to be born here instead of USA, I hope this will make you feel better :)
>>57595315
googling, she has nice tits
>>57595591
>not knowing Cicciolina
>>57595626
I'm sorry I didn't know who your mother was
>>57595503
>Silvio Berlusconi even appointed one of his whores to some prominent position in government. Talk about a fucking banana republic
https://twitter.com/RobMorroLiberty/media
I wish we had politicians like yours
>>57595657
dumb momposter
>>57593574
>Americans
>>57595356
Greeks: don't exist anymore. Ancient Greeks were their own race. Greeks today are a random hodgepodge of Turkish, Slavic, Central Europeans, Bulgars and probably others.
Romans: also don;t exist anymore. Ancient Romans were their own separate, distinct race. Today's Italians are literally too many races to count, a mixture of northern African, Arab, Germanic, some Norman/French, some Turkish, the list goes on
You may think I'm trolling. Look at this map
>>57594436
Nothing. I have based Aryan blood.
>>57589769
>best slavs
kek'd :DDD
>>57595738
Here comes the dnaposter
>>57595715
A FUCKING FERN
Hello I'm an Italian girl: Italian "men" are ugly brown betacucks, I need big white american cock.
pic is me sucking an american bull
>>57595773
lmao try harder
we dont even have a fern flag
>>57595845
hey I've seen this video
>>57595699
Republicans aren't so funny when you realize they aren't trolling or bantering, and that they actually believe all of the absolutely batshit crazy things they say.
It is a fucking miracle that none of the post-Eisenhower Republican presidents ended the world in a nuclear holocaust. Every time you feel tempted to laugh, remember: this group of people might have their finger on the button in eight months.
>>57591771
>Using cuck as a generic insult
Wew
>>57595515
I hope not, I like that our country isn't lazy and incompetent
>>57595699
kek they tricked him into retweeting a trap
https://twitter.com/RobMorroLiberty/status/716121718897512448
>>57595738
>>57595762
interesting. is there consensus as to how ancient greeks and romans looked? (as compared to modern europeans)
>>57595356
Caucasian
Much like the Egyptians were Negroes.
>>57595743
You do realise the Aryans are actually gypsies right?
>>57595762
Literally the first time I've posted any map on this sort. I got it from Google
I mean honestly do you really think that you have anything in common with the ancient Romans, other than living in the same place? Do you really think that a population can stay un-isolated for 2,000 years and not have its genetics and people changed drastically?
You guys have been invaded, at least 10 times by at least 10 different groups. You carry on the culture and traditions of the Romans, but genetically you might as well be French or Spanish or German (in terms of genetic distance).
>>57589769
You forgot about the Nurago-Phoenicians in Sardinia
>>57596126
Stop embarrassing yourself with this bait.
>>57595954
You'll find that republicans throughout history were fucking war mongers.
I suppose that democrats aren't that good, but tbqph there have been good republican presidents and good democrat presidents
>>57596060
Seriously? No trolling?
They were probably shorter and whiter. Remember, due to poor nutrition the average person 2,000 years ago was like under 5'6" or something.
I say whiter because Germanic tribes, Central Europeans and Ottomans hadn't raped up the place yet.
>>57596161
Okay, but this doesn't mean that that kind of retarded genetic map are useful or accurate
>>57596234
>I say whiter because Germanic tribes, Central Europeans
How the fuck are Germans and Central Europeans not white you demented fuck?
>>57596078
>Caucasian
>Much like the Egyptians were Negroes
i see you've found your brethren
>>57596223
And all of them were moderates. You stay close to the center, and you make people happy. And because you're more centrist, you can better compromise, and you get more shit done.
The Republicans in this cycle are pretty fucking far-right. It won't be pretty if they get elected.
>>57596234
>I say whiter because Germanic tribes, Central Europeans and Ottomans hadn't raped up the place yet.
yes, but how do you know they hadn't been raped by shitskins for the 50,000 years before that?
>>57596217
"Aryan" (/ˈɛəriən, ˈɛərjən, ˈær-/)[1] is a term meaning "noble" which was used as a self-designation by ancient Indo-Iranian people
Drawing on misinterpreted references in the Rig Veda by Western Scholars in the 19th century, the term "Aryan" was adopted as a racial category through the work of Arthur de Gobineau, whose ideology of race was based on an idea of blonde northern European "Aryans" who had migrated across the world and founded all major civilizations, before being degraded through racial mixture with local populations.
>>57596443
Germanic and Central Europeans are pretty much the whitest people in the planet so I don't see how they could have turned Romans, who were Southern Europeans, darker.
>>57596161
>post a completely irrelevant map(Y-DNA haplogroups, literally an insignificant part of meme DNA that tells you nothing about overall genetic structure)
>probably doesn't even know what he is talking about
>has not evidence whatsoever of his arguments
>>57596385
>implying that Ancient Egyptians weren't negroes
Oh lad
They certainly weren't ancestors of most African Americans, if that's what makes you happy
>>57596406
Amen brother.
>>57596520
Exactly.
There were many variations of Caucasians, much like Negroes and Mongols
>>57596318
Because the Huns and Alans and every other tribe mixed with the Germanic and Central European tribes before forcibly mixing with the Romans?
>>57596465
My ancestors enriched many cultures. So what?
Modern "gypsies" are from India who now live in Romania.
ameriturds are so desperate about some little nonwhite country being better at them at everything that they don't even try to conceal their butthurt anymore.
also you have the shittiest "banter" around
>>57596939
ahahahaha you are fucking mad
I've gotten 10 (You)s from butthurt wops ITT and I'm probably going to get 10 more before I leave work. You are literally the most butthurt country on the board that hat isn't Poland
>>57596161
>I mean honestly do you really think that you have anything in common with the ancient Romans, other than living in the same place? Do you really think that a population can stay un-isolated for 2,000 years and not have its genetics and people changed drastically?
yes you dumb delusional ignorant cunt. it's a FACT. your being a dumb fat fucking ameritard (aka the furthers thing from science and reason) will obviously make you believe your butthurt and emotions and completely ignore facts.
italy is a genetic island, the only genetic island in europe aside from maybe finland.
italy is shielded by mountains and sea on every side. the puny "invasions" barely made a dent in our dna. italians share, in fact, the vast majority of their dna with ancient romans.
also lol at fat dumb ameriturds calling italians "lazy". never this green earth has seen a race that is as brilliant, inventive and creative as italians. we excelled in everything from science to art to technology to anything, really. whatever other people tried to do, italy already did that, 100x better.
now go cry about it on /pol/ fag
>>57597169
seppos are butthurt because their whole fucking continent is named after us
stop giving these fat subhumans attention
>>57596762
>Alans
They were white Indo-Europeans
@57597160
>i-i was only p-pretending
>u-u m-mad
Italians are the ones that made america what it was
Without Italians americlaps would just be inferior english cucks
>>57597488
>>57597533
It's true though
And you can't prove otherwise
>>57593038
Do you mean your dad is Turkish and your mom is Libyan ?>>57593043
>>57597863
Italy is based tbqh
>>57597863
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Italophilia
>The legacy of Rome is apparent in the Western world, and elsewhere, in numerous ways, such as:
> The Roman alphabet
> Roman numerals
> Names of the planets
> Names of the months
> Names of the days of the week (in Romance-language countries)
> Julian Calendar (used for almost 1500 years), replaced in 1582 by the Gregorian Calendar
> Systems of government and law based on Roman models
> First modern concept of a hospital
> Latin-derived languages in Italy, France, Spain, Portugal and Romania
> Languages heavily influenced by Latin, such as English (approximately half Latin based)
> The Roman arch
> Techniques used in building roads, bridges, aqueducts, viaducts, etc.
> Use of concrete as a building material
> The stadium
>Wine-making cultures in Italy, France, Spain, Portugal, Austria and Southern Germany
>>57598595
>First modern concept of a hospital
>First
>Modern
That doesn't make sense. Modern is a relative term, and going historically the ancient Egyptians were the first followed by ancient Greece. Also if you mean modern it terms of how similar it is to the current that would go to Abbasid Caliphate followed closely by European enlightenment.
The roman hospitals you speak were for all intents and purposes monasteries where they would cure basic ailments and then pray for everything else. The Iraqis/Moors of Spain actually took ancient medicinal cures and then expounded on them and found new ones, which found their way into Europe.
If you look at the history of medicine you'll actually notice the Saracens played a key role into it's development. Al-Zahrawi is considered the father of all surgeons.
>>57589769 breh slavs migrated to the balkans after the romans were gone
>>57589769
>no one praises italians on this board, except italians
you're pathetic and irrelevant, end your life
>>57590922
Thats how you create an argie
>>57597488
>>57597721
No led, americans are basically germans, british and irish. We are far more related to the italian culture and have more italian descendants than USA.
>>57589769
Anyone that gets an entire legion buttraped by the Scots ain't masterraces son.
>>57593357
>tfw they even dedicated an entire temple to this guy in Bullia Regia, north Africa
>roman leadership was like a religious game of football
>>57600018
How about someone that can't hold on to Ireland?
>>57600073
Name a civilization that wasn't at the time.
>>57600092
Same shit mate, I'm from Poland
>>57600172
How about someone that can't hold onto their own country?
>>57600237
nice
>>57600237
We suffered horrifically, but we survived, and the British and Canadish were the only ones who wanted to help. You will never know that feeling as your neighbours are more civilised.
>>57600266
PORCO DIO
>>57600266
Mate, wrong thread for Italy to be acting smug in, you couldnt even conquer stone age UK
Wew lad
>>57600324
Oh I see, so did you personally suffer many of those hardships?
>>57600550
Damn, 'stralia is awaking ..
>>57600832
No my grandparents did. But my mothers side escaped and fought back. The RAF and RCAF were the only ones that gave weapons drops to our rebels, your people had no balls.
