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https://telegram.me/joinchat/BwNO0Qczbt0Lp24_QWBxHg
mushroooooms :DDD
/ausnz/
>>57588897
The Arabs would visit Atlantis without all the
>muh human rights
ANIBE
>>57588954
they will show up in august, unless you are hardocore and eat the fly agaric
>>57589089
mušmiere
>>57589002
don't ever post that slut again
Hello!
>>57589002
you are a god
Why are Americans such pussies
>>57589089
remove the magic part of the cap and enjoy, very good mushrooms
>>57589199
Don't need to remove anything, just cook it in an oven first before use.
why even live
>>57589294
doesn't that leave the muscimol in them though?
>>57589089
only real alphas eat them raw like me
>>57589089
i always eat these when i find them because i wish to die
what do you call an agitated balt
salt
hehe lads, haha, and some hihi
>>57589524
>ill never find one of these
:(
>>57589352
It coverts bad stuff to the active ingredient.
>>57589454
Other types of the mushroom are deadly, but the regular red ones have been used since pagan times.
>>57588943
pls join
>>57589550
yeah, but i was talking about eating them without getting posioned btw
>>57589524
They don't grow yet.
>>57589545
They are native to /balt/. Check meadows and especially ones inhabited by cows.
>>57589567
No I won't. Why should I register an account somewhere.
>>57589596
>They don't grow yet.
yes they do, they start fruiting in autumn frost, but they are growing already
t. mycelium fanatic ;)
>>57589413
Plants started making noises at me. :)
>>57589643
>exclusive images and stories
>can chat from anywhere
>cool boy points
>>57589645
Is that so? I should go hiking sometimes.
>>57589645
do you dry em or eat them raw
>>57589713
C'mon bigus, I can't.
>>57589750
you're only going to find mycelium growing out in all directions now, the fruits wont come up until mid august to late september if the conditions are right
>>57589816
dont own a phone?
>>57589567
I'm too shy to talk in any chat rooms.
>>57589838
Basically I should wait until august until they pop out. Have you tried the amanitas, though?
>>57589874
I haven't eaten enough mushrooms to chat with you guys.
>>57589815
both
when i pick them i eat the first couple of times raw, but i usually pick so much i end up drying them for the winter
>>57589894
yeah, i've dried them on a type of "leso" oven more typical to northern estonia (it has a little socket for drying wood instead of a large part for lying down), not a big fan though, i get massive headaches even with grass
>>57589886
youre talking in one right now. dont worry im the admin and i am strictly anti bullying
>>57589192
Good question. T. Sven
azusa vai paskatījies wagnaria jau?
>>57590010
wow, what a fucking faggot
>>57589988
Essentially, right now, one wouldn't be able to see the shrooms in their full form? Until about august-september?
>>57590200
yep, just by scouting you can't find anything other than edibles right now
there are ways to force them to fruit, but that would need about 10 years myco experience to pull off so... patience!
>>57589945
youre missing out on the baltic feels, my man
>>57590309
My browser told me it can't access the site but whatever, I hope you have fun.
>>57590158
Vēl nē. Biš aizņemts esmu pašlaik.
>>57590366
theres an android and ios app, thats where im posting from
its literally better whatsapp
>>57590375
H-hello
>>57590280
>10 years myco experience to pull off
The hardest part is not confusing them for some random shit-shrooms as we call them.
>>57590454
Oh, I don't have a smartphone.
>>57589192
who censored the "lambfucker"? wasnt censored in our news
>>57590508
true, the most common type of shrooms in the baltics is the "little shroom, coloured either gray or brown or something in between with no indistinguishable features"
i've seen people pick deadly shrooms for semis before and i bet some of them made it to the emergency room too, eventually, when your internal organs finally fail from slow corruption during a month with out notice
>>57590686
id only pick the nipple ones
>>57590493
Hey.
>>57590508
>>57590686
>>57590714
or... get a microscope, print them and compare to trusted mycology resources to make sure ;)
but that's obviously not something the average dudebro who just want to get the sickest shit that makes his face melt do
So near yet so far..
>>57590686
>when your internal organs finally fail from slow corruption during a month with out notice
Sounds like fun, what a great psychedelic experience that would be.
I know we also have other kinds of plants growing around which contain the epitome of extrasensory perception.
>>57590786
It's not meant for the average dudebro, I think you have to have some respect before even trying anything like that. Same goes for other drugs desu desu.
Gailenes ir top tier
>>57590875
>>57590967
mhm, btw, this is the perfect time to start planting pic rel
>>57590992
one of the few edible mushrooms that can be consumed raw here, though a simple garlic and onion frying doesn't hurt :DD
>>57590861
What's on your mind?
>>57590992
Jå.
>>57591166
>What's on your mind?
life ;_;
>>57591371
wow thats quite deep do you also cut yourself
>>57591371
Don't worry, you'll be alright bud.
>>57591371
Stop thinking about it. It works.
>>57591371
life is ok
calm night innit lads haha
>>57591588
>tfw its cold and i dont want to go outside to have a smoke with anyone
mmm, mushroom cheese :DD
>>57591711
no it's not
>>57591770
whats wrong?
>>57591770
yes it is
>>57591840
I just keep being reminded how I've wasted my life and have no future
>>57591978
it is not too late m8 btw how old are you?
>>57592037
25.
>>57590366
There's telegram for web. You just should enter your phone.
https://web.telegram.org/
>>57592087
Are you a NEET?
>>57591978
Do some yoga man.
>>57592117
Yes. That's why I'm shiposting in this thread like 14 hours every day.
>balt is pure and innocent now. straight for serious discuss
>>57592169
>tfw cant say that it gets better because it really doesnt
>its all just luck
i don't like where this thread is going at all
has /ausnz/ been excommunicated?
>>57592169
And you're fed up with it. Start asking yourself whether it puts you on the path to right things that you want to have, think whether beating yourself down makes anything better or it makes shit even worse. Order comes out of chaos.
>>57592445
welcome back friend
>>57592445
shoo shoo
>>57592087
it's not going to get any better, i am facing the endgame now, homelessness or an hero are the choices i need to take in the next month
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhoYLp8CtXI
still ebin
>>57592169
Start doing something productive then.
Even getting a shitty job will help, otherwise you're gonna sit at home and think about how life is shit all of the time and the longer you live like that the worse it will get. Shitposting is not productive so you should start with quitting that.
t.ex-NEET, still miserable but not as miserable as I used to be
here's your proofs you slow cunt
>live in an African country (Lithuania)
>have tiny weenies on average
>live in an Asian country (Finland, Estonia)
>be hung
How does this happen?
>>57592576
I did kind of try to improve myself. Went to 2 different schools, failed both and got kicked out.
That pretty much killed what little motivation I had left.
>>57592685
Why did you get kicked out?
>>57592660
>tfw 17cm benor
only time i hear complaints are when going in anal
>>57592660
>believing this crap
>>57592517
an hero shouldn't even be an option, rather walk into Spanish beaches and fuck bitches
>>57592659
PROXY
>>57592660
there has never been a penis size study in the baltics
ever ever
>>57592685
I fucked up at school too and stopped showing up regularly mid-way through, had a lot of self-worth issues after that but it just wore off after time and I don't really think about it that much now.
>>57592517
>homelessness
Do you live with your parents?
>>57588897
Hello can /polska/ join balt?
>>57592863
First one stopped going to lectures because I was having autistic meltdowns from being around people. Second one was same + I was too stupid for the material.
fyi >>57591371 is not >>57591978
>>57592660
>smallstralia
>wee weeland
>>57593085
whoops forgot this is not /ausnz/
why have you faggots abandoned the REAL (genuine) thread?
bakaa desoo senpie
without /ausnz/ there will be a banter vacuum
either canada, /mena/, or /v4/ will take their place
does this sound like a good idea to you?
>>57593000
no sorry
we just got independancy
>>57593000
jesus christ no
>>57593158
banter isnt /balt/ic culture
>>57593158
sure
>>57592660
btw the colours of Latvia and LIthuania and also Finland and Estonia are suspicious did you just edited the map ya cunt?
>>57593233
>canada
a fucking leaf
>/mena/
that autistic egyptian anon and general faggotry
>/v4/
idk but they suck lmoa
>>57593288
>sandnigger telling us wat to do
no.
>>57593343
but he got dubs
>>57593343
Emirati is an ok dude.
>>57593410
UK has corrupted our baltic blood
>go to slep
>balt + ausnz
>wake up
>balt
>>57593446
as it should be
>>57593446
we have decided that merging generals isnt good or healthy for either one of us
>>57593179
>>57593200
Hehe
Soon
>>57593158
aus confirmed.
>>57593446
you're up now
+ nz
>>57593343
ur mum likes it faget
>>57593410
thanks lad
>>57593446
you're still asleep
>bant game so strong balts think I'm an aussie with a proxy
what is banter for you?
>>57593665
cancer
>>57593626
we think you're a russian
>>57593687
so, the shit that passes as banter on /int?
bumping before sleep
>>57594359
join telegram
we need lithuania for finished roster
https://telegram.me/joinchat/BwNO0Qczbt0Lp24_QWBxHg
>everyone is sleeping
>be up alone
>>57594359
Vilnius*
I am unusually tired today and I have things to do tomorrow so good night friends. :)
>>57594432
>literally alone now
>>57594611
What are your favorite animes?
@57594768
(You) ----> Rubbish bin
>>57594768
Yuru Yuri, K-on, Girls und panzer and Nichijou.
in no particular order.
![[Elysium]Sora.no.Woto.EP09(BD.1080p.FLAC)[BC40889E].mkv_snapshot_18.02_[2015.02.07_20.33.14].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4Yfg5Cw.jpg "[Elysium]Sora.no.Woto.EP09(BD.1080p.FLAC)[BC40889E].mkv snapshot 18.02 [2015.02.07 20.33.14]")
>>57594858
>>57594768
forgot to mention sora no woto
>>57594858
Good taste, more people should follow your example.
>>57594954
y-you too
>>57594858
>>57594901
Kill yourself, faggot
>>57595109
soon
>>57595109
Calm down m8..
Dude, lads, chaps
Last night I had a dream that I was chilling on a bed/couch thing then this Lithuanian guy showed up who for some reason was my friend.
He was all like "bro I have someone who wants to me you"
And there was this super cute blonde girl.
She was all giggly and happy and shit. We were talking shit for a little bit then she was like, "you should take off your shirt"
and I was like, "I will if you will"
So she did, she had cute little A cup tits then she was like, "you turn", so I took my shirt off then she started grinding up against me really hard.
The whole time my leedu mate was just laughing his ass off.
Then somehow leedu girl was in 69 position resting her head right next to my dick.
Then my mum comes out of nowhere and tells me my gf is gonna be home soon.
I was like, "oh fuck" and woke up
>>57595624
i enjoyed reading that. i'm not sure why.
hei
im /bed/,
Bye lads.
