HOW MANY MORETAS, LADS ?????????
old : >>57554427
/mämmi/
balt
Annex Bulgaria.
First for Montenegro is the land of gods
>>57566452
>>57566453
>>57566457
>>57566460
All poor quality posts
>>57566422
that's 6 ya cunt
>>57566422
First for death of Corfu
TREI MARI!
>>57566360
I suppose they would be better tbη
>>57566378
hey you won't change my views by posting albo singer sluts!
>>57566427
I fuck your ass kid
>>57566460
are you really separate from serbs or another tito ethnicity
>>57566499
I swear if I knew where you lived I'd fucking mutilate your pathetic disgusting body so that even your mother won't recognize you.
Praise our voivode.
>>57566499
quality post
>>57566530
>what is 2006
uh oh, someone forgot about the independence thing
>>57566499
>giving Hungary access to sea
Why are you guys so hostile to small countries like Macedonia?
>>57566572
>implying the votes weren't bought by Alboniggers and NATO
>>57566572
i'm asking about ethnicity
>grease
daily reminder that first world rich faggots arent welcome to /balk
fuck off from here
>>57566601
your mom wasnt hostile to bulgarian gorilla
This map triggers the vulgars
>>57566561
>tfw Becali Imparat isn't going to make Romania great ("again")
>tfw he won't build a wall and make the bozgors pay for it
>>57566611
We still have some wannabee niggers that claim to be Serbian, but luckily they are a minority
>>57566639
>2015
I love Serbia. I never want to leave this place.
>>57566648
Of course grease has to be brown otherwise it won't make any sense
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYR2qu2xUuc
Guys, watch this. I shit you not, this is legit.
who /pee in pants/ masterrace here?
>>57566648
>greece is brown
P O E T R Y
O
E
T
R
Y
>>57566422
I declare this thread to now be /monaco/
At what age did you lose your virginity balkbros and how?
>>57566748
who?
>>57566748
Polandball, pls.
>>57566764
17
I had sex.
How was your day /balk/?
Me?I just came home from picnic....
>>57566764
4 days ago
>how
benis in bagina
>>57566764
22 kissless huggless virgin here
>>57566710
>>57566733
Don't shittalk us nigga
>>57566764
15 I had sexual intercourse
>>57566764
18 in a colobar
>>57566778
>>57566786
I meant with who,where,how did you meet etc
>>57566764
19.
>>57566748
based monaco
>>57566764
16
she was drunk
i was drunk too
it was shit, im pretty sure i couldnt even aim in the hole at the beginning
>>57566422
we literally can't handle the amount of moreta we got
>>57566832
Nice try KGB
>>57566832
I fugd a russian girl on vacation in Bulgaria
>>57566772
>>57566774
I am de captain now.
>>57566832
>Enver trying to gain intel
I won't fall for your tricks
>>57566832
Meemees aside, there's this insecure girl in my class and she likes me for no reason desu
she gives perfect succs desu
>>57566648
>accidentally kick the poo paper bin
>color his autism map in brown
FUCK... it happens, i guess?
>>57566499
ionian and agean sea are greek inventions
there's just the mediterranean
>>57566841
>other countries complaining about how mountainous they are around me
>>57566871
me on the left
>>57566903
Am i the only one who has fucked a hooker here?
>>57566906
Actually I found that balkan map online, and I just used that color finder thingy in ms paint to color over your coast
>>57566871
pls annex
>>57566963
why do you want to hurt me, Stavros?
>>57566871
>implying implications
>>57566941
i'm probably going to fuck a hooker soon
how was it?
how much did you pay?
was she alright?
FUCK THESSALONIGGERS, PONTIC AND ANATOLIAN TURKS - SHITS AND THEIR POMAK BROTHERS
FUCK ITALIAN RAPE BABIES (DODECANESE AND EPTANISA)
FUCK CRETARABS (REMINDERS THAT ALL WHO HAVE A NAME ENDING IN -AKIS ARE EX MUSLIMS)
FUCK VLACHS, AROMANIANS, SARAKATSANS AND ARVANITES
FUCK PELOPONESEAN JEW MERCHANT RACE
GREECE ONLY FOR THE REAL GREEKS, THE ORIGINAL ATHENIANS
>>57566979
Because you like it Dinko
>>57566764
20
i was slow kid
in my defense i should say that at that age i knew how to please the grill, unlike the 17yo faggots
>>57566959
Fuck off faggot.I lost my v card at 16 and have had a girlfriend.I'm not r9k tier
>>57566983
Good although i was afraid since i was only a kid.It cost me about 30 euros.She was alright but i was so aggitated i wouldn't cum.
>>57566996
what's up greece
>>57566941
It was a sleazy bar>>57566830
There were 2 romanian girls
I bought one of them a beer
Then one more
She jerked me off,i touched her vagiba and tits etc
>>57566996
Kill yourself Athenigger, you are useless.
>>57566996
>implying your ancestors didn't come to my athens as economic migrants themselves
ew tbqh
>>57566841
>that butifel Bulgaria
>that flat Netherlands
i cri evritim
>>57567044
That doesn't count as losing the virginity
>>57567044
Was their any penetration?
>>57567068
>be tulipnigger
>drown
ccant fabricate tb h
>>57566963
nevertheless, the guy that made the map in the first place, knew what's what.
>>57567089
*there
>>57566841
So painful to stare at these mountains
>>57566966
Soon.
>>57566980
I'm only here to help the transition of the /balk/ to /monaco/. You'll learn to understand the glory of no income tax, casinos, yachts, and F1 racing.
>TYPICAL NON ATHENIAN GYPSY CALLING HIMSELF GREEK
>>57566841
EU5?
>>57567084
>>57567089
You dont need penis in vagina to lose your virginity
>>57567103
dam rite nigguh
>>57567171
Yeah you do you fucking neet
>>57567171
anon i have bad news for you...
>>57567068
>huge farmland countries all over west europe
>what terrain do you want for the balkans
>just fuck my shit up god, I don't care about economy anyway
>>57566996
>not a single word against the tatars
i'm starting to think you really hate us, Paparaparampompeiooimanyanamanyanapopulos
>>57567182
Sexual contact = no virginity
Look it up
>>57567260
>Paparaparampompeiooimanyanamanyanapopulos
kek
>>57567270
You're still a virgin, aren't you...
>>57567270
dude stop embarrassing yourself
>>57567171
>>57567098
they should start planting water-lilies, amirite
>>57566996
greeks are actually the opposite of jews,they go bankrupt instead of making money
>>57567366
>Romanian
>not knowing about the Phanariote Greeks
C'mon Radu, that's disappointing...
>>57567366
did you mean greeks bankrupt their own state instead of letting it take their money?
>>57567244
>implying the westcucks make their moni by planting shit
>>57567364
kek
>>57567420
the resulting population jumpstarted innovation production and trading
>>57567136
>You'll learn to understand the glory of no income tax, casinos, yachts, and F1 racing
I love Serbia. I never want to leave this place.
Lads, I'm looking for some Macedonian monk song, some guy with a deep voice singing some catchy monastery chants, but I have no idea what to write on youtube. Help?
It's been posted on /balk/ before.
why is he so qt, bros?
>>57567531
are you a make
>>57567270
so, HOL UP, if you jerk me off, like REALLY GOAT (no homo), right, like hunngh that shit like you choke a chicken, but i don't allow you to suck me (no homo), and/or put it in your pooper (no homo), we both are considered as non-virgins anymore?
that's a good deal, wanna do it? (no homo)
>>57567534
He's just magical, nothing more, nothing less.
>>57567531
>Macedonian monk song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAvlimEYEpQ
>>57567311
>>57567341
Well,you could say semi virgin then.
>>57567392
>Be phanariote
>Bankrupt romanian principalities and the ottoman empire
>Get decapitated
Good job, m8.
>>57567270
i've had sex, but with a condom
am i still a virgin ?
>>57567560
LITERALLY reддit:the post
>>57567598
http://www.askmen.com/dating/love_tip_100/117_love_tip.html
>>57567599
>implying that's not what Jews are doing to the West
>>57567570
requesting cheeky tsipras face
>>57567465
>production and trading
but not of agricultural stuff (not talking about livestock, cos you can grow cows in the mountains). It's really a shit business unless you are some big shot or produce meme shit like "bio" hipster foods.
>>57567630
If there was penetration, you're not a virgin
>>57567654
Here you go φαμ
>>57567635
The chief difference is that the jews are successful at it, and aren't gonna get overthrown and killed.
where are the croats, they are top bros
>>57567654
>>57567630
This always bugged me
>>57567633
how come? do you work like 4chan post critique?
don't you have homework to do?
>>57567699
Except when they aren't
http://www.biblebelievers.org.au/expelled.htm
Now, they use "muhh racism, muhh holocaust" card.
>>57567717
those cucks only post in /ex-yu/
>>57567750
so this is like slav leftovers, greeks, shqiptars and romanians
>>57567681
there was, but i couldnt stay hard
and a plastic condom was between my benis and her vagoo, so that's like if i was rubbing my dick with a plastic spoon
rubbing your dick with a plastic spoon ≠ making love
therefore, i still am a virgin
>>57567671
no, but to sustain a big population to work in manufactories, sell and buy shit, and thus keep enlarging your economy you need a lots of food.
no one appreciated my latest addition?
>>57567781
not inbred enough for you?
>>57567781
This is indeed the >>>/trash? of /int/
>>57567798
>couldn't stay hard
that's probably the issue
>>57567781
best general, right ?
>>57567725
thx φam
>>57567681
not cheeky enuf
>>57567845
It was more of a mystical "I know you're aroused" stare
>>57567800
not if you can make a lot of doe, so you can buy all the food you need from outside of your cunt.
like, you as a single person working as <something>, don't produce all the food you need, but you make enough money to buy it from the selyak that produces. And that selyak (in Bulgaria atleast) more of the time is either you, Macedonia or Turkey.
Not that we are rich, tho...
>>57567841
the stress man
i didn't cum all night, the bitch barely touched my dick
i masturbated once i returned home. still, that was nice
>>57567918
I'm talking pre-industrialization obviously.
>>57567946
well, in that case yea, but we 2016 nao
>>57567929
Why is a Greek man parading with these alboniggers? Fucking traitor.
>>57567968
development of states didn't began in current year anon
who /country/ here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8EwzisBEHc
>>57566996
greek anon i was talking to two days ago, is giagia ok ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCArU6opVu8&feature=youtu.be&t=26
is the "greeks are ethiopians" meme /balk/ related or another nigger WEWUZ delusion?
>>57568084
It was based on Fallmeyer's theory on Greek origins, where that Ashkenazi said we had subsaharan DNA.
>>57568142
>>57568142
doesn't everyone have subsaharan dna
there's an old hag that shops in the local grocery store.
like, she's probably 60+, but lipstick, mascara, blonde hair, modern clothes, etc.
not some poor grandma, but some hag that doesn't want to accept the fact she's no longer young.
she got big boobs and that classic babushka ass, that was once money maker, but now it's just some saggy pooper
i have some questions that i always ask myself when i see her:
1. do she fart bats
2. does her bagina smells like naphthalene
3. do moths live in her bra
4. etc.
i wonder, would she thinks i'm some sexual abuser if i ask her "hey hot piece of spoiled meat jerky, wanna hop on something made after the fall of communism?"
>>57568067
chef-posting time?
>>57568084
>>57568174
>what is evolution
>what is DNA mutation
>>57568192
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
>>57568215
Wow, this map is full of shit...
>>57567994
*Didnt begin*
No simple past In negative forms
>>57568192
хaхa
>>57568196
how can he possibly be a chef if he doesn't have a nuclear explosion hat??
>>57568366
SAY IT 2MYFACE, SEE WHAT HAPPENS
>>57568215
>>57568280
have a more accurate version
>>57568215
I thought that Bulgarians were E
>>57568420
go back to /v4/ Slovakia
>>57568445
>slovakia
that's obviously russia
>>57568474
Isn't that the netherlands?
Биpeнитe шeфoвe нa Acтикa, Зaгopкa и Шyмeнcкo ce cpeщнaли нa пo кaфe. Дoшлa cepвитьopкa. Шeфът нa Acтикa:
- Eднa Acтикa!
Шeфът нa Зaгopкa:
- Eднa Зaгopкa!
Шeфът нa Шyмeнcкo:
- Кaфe и фpeш, мoля.
Дpyгитe:
- Tи, щo кaфe и фpeш, дe?
Toй:
- Щoм нямa дa пиeтe биpa и aз cъм пac!
AHUEHUEHUEHU
>>57568280
>what is evolution
>what is DNA mutation
are you implying that we don't share dna with the african homo sapiens
>Wow, this map is full of shit...
probably correct, but the naming is retarded, the ones posting the pic apparently have no idea about migration routes or subgroups or haplogroups in general
>>57568527
>>>/facebook/
>>57568540
We share DNA, yet our racial relation to them is minimal
>>57568445
I will for a small fee of 2€
>>57568527
>>>/bg mamma/
>>57568583
>racial relation
care to expand on this
>>57568492
no. pic related's the neteherlands
>>57568670
>>57568670
>a goddamn goat on the flag
why isn't this a major meme, this is the most balkan flag ever
join the shitposting
>>>/pol/70314933
>>57568584
Small?
This is the balkans
2€ is for rich people and mafia members
>>57568600
Nigs are black because of the sun
They have bigger noses because of the less dense air
They are short and thin due to being endurance runner hunters
They haven't done shit except for discovering stones
Their facial characteristics are ape-ish, because they didn't migrate enough to become proper humans
They're retarded because they don't need smarts, they need food
They are not similar to us in any way
Saying that niggers are in the same species as us, is kind of a stretch.
>>57568761
DNA != phenotype
>>57568761
actually niggers have small,flattened noses to minimize exposure to the sun
animals living in the north pole have the same characteristics
>>57568761
Hey greek I have to ask you, I know you post here often but have you ever heard greeks thinking they're part of the balkans? Irl you're more western european I think.
>>57568527
>>>/къци/
>>57568894
>Irl you're more western european
>women not working
>old men in cafes with chaplets (бpoeници)
Not exactly Western.
>>57568894
In the south, that's somewhat true, but since we were "tork raepbabies lol" we shared some cultural characteristics. We are both medis and balkies (Croatians aren't medis, don't fall for their shit)
>>57568761
I need money for burek, booze ain't cheap
>>57568974
Don't forget violent brown people
>>57569021
>violent brown people
Yeah, Bulgarian immigrants are the worst
why do all bulgarians have buzzcuts and why isnt this their flag
>>57568995
Thank you stavros. I'm sorry you have to be grouped with us lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4eb4ctPlYQ
test
>>57569107
>>57566996
kill yourself athenigger
>>57569139
saved
>>57566996
holy fucking shit
>>57569059
I was thinking more about my friend's experience trying to buy food when it was siesta time and they told him that they aren't working atm. So he said fuck Greece and they went into chimping out mode, they could've used that energy to earn money.
>>57569186
squip squip
>>57569139
>>57569189
WOW TOTALLY NOT SAMEFAG
>>57569228
why are you such a liar anon
>>57569250
>fejk-gejrik calls me a filthy shiptar
kill yourself
>>57569297
I'm not lying, they also beat someone up because they thought that he was stealing.
>>57569258
>>57569344
aj hejt u gejrik
>>57569330
>>57569228
these things never happened
everywhere you may buy food, from kiosks to restaurants to supermarkets stay open till night.
furthermore I've never in my life seen a shopkeep hitting anyone and I've lived in very touristey spot much of my life
your friend is either lying or (more probably) you don't even have a friend and try to shitpost for some retarded reason
>>57569510
>falling for slovenian b8
this guy shitposts all the time with the most intricate and witty b8s
test 2
>>57569624
I don't post much outside balk, that's why I probably missed him
>>57569510
You've probably never seen a molotov cocktail fight in your life but that's just because you were in the wrong place at the wrong time.
And I don't know if it was the shop keep or the other locals
If I ever travel to Greece, how do I avoid bulgarian gorillas trying to fuck my ass?
>>57569510
h giagia mou mainei sto markopoulo, ena mikro xorioudaki attikhs, ekei exei ena mikro magazi, kai kleinei apo ths 12 mexrei ths 14
uparxounai auta, anon
>>57569897
go near a sea, it's the bulgarian cryptonite
>>57569908
στα kωλοχωρια ο kαθενας kανει οτι θελει ανον, εχω γυρισει τα μισα νησια μπδγ
tursko kafe so lokum LADS
>>57569908
Στο χωριο εξυπηρετει τους συναδελφους γεροντες,οχι τουριστες
>>57569088
only non-countries but their Coat of Arms on their flags
>>57569059
>brown people's humor
>>57570115
i had to reread this like 3 times
>>57570115
>but
put*
>>57570115
>steal flag
>put coat of arms on it so it's ok now
>>57569897
what game? looks like europa universalis but layout looks different
>>57570215
same with the serves
>>57570149
I'm sorry but does this man look brown to you?
>>57570157
I hid his post,my eyes are still triggered
>>57570215
don't bully Croatia, aлaнкooлy
Serbia (also known as Sergaya, Serbitchia or Gayistan) is a nation of Turks and Albanians with small dicks, beautiful men who are chronically submissive to everything that moves. It is also the only country to have an exclusively gay population. Serbs believe themselves to be a "celestial nation" or Jew, although their Turkish genes always gives them away. Their name is derived from "servus" which is Latin for slave or servant. Serbia also did the phenomenal achievement of starting 4 wars in 8 years and losing them all. Serbia went into the wars owning a lot of land given to them by the British, and came out having nothing but bleeding assholes. They loved it and they want more.
Serbia is the gay capital of Europe and enjoys gay visitors from all across the world. Serbia's main exports are bottled Albanian cum, pedophiles, and shit-eating champions. The most intelligent Serb is Boris Malagurski, the famous Wikipedia sockpuppeteer.
>>57570293
pure-blooded high elf
>>57570326
impressively good post first tatar post i actually read completely.
>>57570326
Let's see if the Serbs bite
Trolling Greeks
1. Tell him that he will never, ever get Thrace or Anatolia back (which was never theirs to begin with), EVAR.
2. Tell him that he probably fucks goats.
3. Tell him he's an Athenian boy-lover.
4. Quote The 300.
5. Ask him if he's a Turk.
6. Ask him if he's a Dago.
7. Ask him if he's an Armenian.
8. Ask him if he's an inbred German racist.
9. Ask him if his mom is like Your Mom
10. Tell him that they stole their culture from the Turks.
11. Tell him that Hagia Sophia was just a barn before the Turks captured it.
12. Tell him that the Roman Catholic Church is the one true path to God.
13. Tell him that the Fourth Crusade was for their own good.
14. Tell him it's Istanbul, not Constantinople.
15. Ask him if he wears a toga.
16. Ask him why Greece supports Kurdish terrorism.
17. Say ANYTHING positive about Turkey.
18. Say that Alexander the Great was a Macedonian, not a Greek.
19. Tell them you have money
20. Tell them the country ran better under Ottoman Rule.
21. Tell them the Turks buttraped your ancestors.
22. Tell them that they have nigga DNA and the Turks don't, so technically the Turks are more white than Greeks.
23. Tell them there not white (anymore).
24. Remind them that the company Apple is worth more than Greece (thats actually true,http://money.cnn.com/2012/01/19/technology/apple_market_cap/index.htm).
25. Ask why their debt is so huge Disregard that,ask Germany why Greece's debt is so huge since Germany created it in the first place.
>>57570356
why do fyromians think they have ANY right to even respond to their superiors without asking?
>>57570461
>posting shit from ED
>>57570461
>>57570326
helloooo, /r/copypasta/
>>57570461
>Encyclopedia Dramatica
4chan is an 18+ board
>57570462
Don't even fucking respond to me again, you filthy fucking mongoloid. If you ever do, I'll fucking drink wine from your skull and make your family watch.
Fucking tatars, honestly.
>>57570461
>6. Ask him if he's a Dago.
the fuck is a Dago
That might be the worst post I've ever seen. What the fuck is wrong with you? I'm not even going to give that a (You). You know who you are.
>>57570497
>>57570503
>>57570506
If it gets the (You)s rolling I don't mind ;^)
>>57570545
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dagestan
holy shit i thought grimes was some stupid /mu/ le patrician meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtH68PJIQLE&feature=youtu.be
listen to her sing, it's so catchy
do it
>>57570568
And we're the ones begging for sandwiches...
You disappoint me Sashko.
>>57570570
wrong
>>57570570
kek, wtf it has to do with grease?
>>57570597
>2016
>not listening to Grimeth
???
>>57570614
But memes aside I didn't know that even apple™ was richer than your shit-hole
>>57570614
id suck a cock for a (you) desu, not even homo
>>57570677
But thats true for Bulgaria as well. Doesn't help that the last 3 people who were declared "richest in Bulgaria" all got assassinated.
>>57570637
Oh yeah, the British equivalent of wog, I forgot.
>>57570692
psot feminine dick
>>57570752
just spam memes you dumb fucker, jesus christ
>>57570815
Hahahha, you mad tatar? You mad that you are poor???
>>57570791
das gay mane
>>57570847
WE'RE IN THIS TOGETHER OKAY?!?!
>>57570904
lol dum tatar iz poor
kek ur gey
>>57570904
Hahaha nope, I eat olives and drink frappes, and all my deutche marks are in Pireus bank.
Get fuck tatarshit. Its karma for 9th century.
>>57570922
too rude tb h, put some fucking boundaries....
>>57570955
>pireus
Dude...
>>57570955
>all my deutche marks are in Pireus bank
not even greeks trust greeks wtih money anon
>>57570970
lol no fuq u tatar ottomyn repbabi
Sup bros? How are you?
>>57571045
I thought it will be hot today, so I left with just shorts and a tshirt in the morning.
I am freezing my ass off right now.
>>57571045
Did you see this yesterday Effendi, or we're you logged off from reddit by the time this happened?
>>57571045
SALEM?
>>57571045
sup cuck
>>57571084
>Screen-cap on your (You)s
pathetic
>>57571128
Gotta preserve information, and the greeks are the only ones in the area that did that historically.
Might as well drink his own mana.
>>57571064
Opposite. I wore a winter shirt and sweated as fuck.
>>57571084
I saw it. Laughed t b h.
No.
>>57571103
I just logged in. I'm in the mood for a game. Also, aleyküm selam brother.
>>57570221
CK2. Good game, but the devs are shitting on it with each patch, if you want more info:
>>vg/catalog#s=gsg
>>57571128
>>57571104
>>57571103
>>57571084
>>57571045
WHAT
DID
HE
MEAN
BY
THIS
???
>>57571128
Screencapping meme magic is different Sashko, it's not about the (You)s, it's about the dubs.
>>57571187
idk
>>57571181
Thanks man. Also, good meme.
If dubs, bulgarian gorillas will corner 1 (one) greek lad, fuck him, and he'll like it.
