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How many enemies does your cunt have/had? Poland: >English
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How many enemies does your cunt have/had?

Poland:
>English
Crypto enemies for the past 500 years.
>American
Sold us out during WW2 and after and would do it again for geopolitics.
>Swedes
Multiple (failed) invasions, Deluge theaving scum funded by the Brits.
>Germans
Eternal enemies, mass murderers and partitioners (Prussia funded by the Brits).
>Ukies
Traitors, mass murderers and chauvinist revisionists with an inferiority complex.
>Austrians
Backstabbing honorless partitioning fucks.
>Russians
self-explanatory
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Ale chujowy fred. Zabij się pajacu.
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>>57566010
get the fuck out /polska/subhuman, no fun allowed faggot.

i'll fucking stab you cunt
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you REALLY don't like perfidious albion do you?
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>>57565982
Suck my dick slavic subhuman Poland is GERMAN CLAY POOland is a propaganda state that shouldn't exist
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Straya...none ya fuckwits!
>inb4 implying that emus were enemies
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>>57565982
I think we shouldn't even start counting. too much
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>>57566328

sure Hans
suck some brown dick now
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>>57566117
>>57566328
shh, nothen personel kidz
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>>57566488
I hope they were thoroughly raped before they were killed. Too bad they couldn't give birth to slavo-germanic master race children
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>>57566488
Ok start sucking slavic russian dick so your own
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>>57565982
Oh who can keep track?
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>>57566564
Get the fuck out of my country you fucking polack faggot
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Netherlands
>English
Anglo-Dutch wars, Boer genocide
>French
Napoleonic Invasion, also appropriating history
>Germans
Second World War
>Japanese
Second World War, Invasion of Indonesia
>Spaniards
80-years war, Spanish Inquisition
>Portuguese
Colonial wars
>Austria
Habsburgs Dynasty
>Belgium
Not an enemy, more like a pawn of France/Britain
>Indonesia
Indonesian resistance supported by the Japs
>Scandinavians
Sack of Dorestad
>Italy
Invasion of Germania Inferior, Battle of Baduhenna Wood
>Ukraine
MH17
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>>57566568
>>57566638
you're not even a german
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>>57566640
>>Ukraine
>MH17
>not Russia

hello Kremlin
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we dindu nuffin
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>>57566994
Ukraine is the same thing as Russia, they are both at fault for the downing tbqh
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>>57567113
Russian rebels were confirmed to have shot it down. Why blame Ukraine when it was Russian state sponsored rebels behind it. It's been proved beyond a shadow of a doubt.

Seriously I wouldn't even be surprised if you were a paid Kremlin shill.
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>>57565982
literally none
everybody loves us
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>>57567213
who care ?
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>>57567213
.Seriously I wouldn't even be surprised if you were a paid Kremlin shill.
B-but I hate Putin
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>Britain
The Revolution and 1812 but latter one of our best allies
>Barbary Pirates
Dirty North Africans were raiding our ships
>Mexico
We needed the land and the Mexicans were wasting it
>Spain
USS Maine never forget
>Germany
We singlehandedly defeated them in TWO World Wars
>Japan
First we had to open them for foreign trade and then we had to destroy them once they grew too strong
>China
funded the North Koreans and the North Vietnamese and are still our greatest threat
>Russia
fucking commies
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>>57565982
>Swedes repeatedly kill all the men, rape all the women, carry off everything that isn't nailed down and burn everything that is
>"Haha wow, what a failed invasion. Oh god, my ass hurts."
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>>57567569
>Oh god, my ass hurts
We know, Sweden. We know.
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>>57567639
Sweden btfo
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>>57567454
>Germany
>Singlehandedly defeated in WW2
Shitposting
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>>57567639
>Poles are too dumb to understand the use of citation marks
No wonder why you have been dominated by all of your neighbours.
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>>57565982
All non-Muslim nations.
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>>57567849
I'm honestly more okay with being dominated by Germany now and then than becoming Somalia's whore, Sven.
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>>57567639

Kek rekt
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>>57565982
That is a stupid question

We were enemies with literally everybody (that is relevant to us) at some point in history, only thing that matters is present
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No one is going to mention the fucking fine booty on that girl?
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>>57567974
>I'm honestly more okay with being dominated by Germany, Sweden, Russia, Mongols, Cossacks, etc. Basically whoever passes by.
ftfy, slave.
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>>57568230
The countries you mentioned actually invaded Poland and met resistance
Can't say the same about you and Somalia
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Guatemala:
>England
Stole Belize because they're theiving bastards
>Mexico
Try to force us into their empire and incorporated Chiapas in the process, would have been fine since most Chiapans wanted to join Mexico except for the Soconusco area which they later stole anyway.
>Belize
Non country that claims over 90% of our Caribbean coast
>Colombia
San Andrés and Providencia are rightful Central American clay
>USA
Filibuster war and Cold War shenanigans, overthrowing our government and whatnot
>Cuba
Commies
>Honduras and El Salvador
Been to war on multiple occasions, although we're best friends now
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>>57568326
>The countries you mentioned actually invaded Poland
Yes.

>and met resistance
Haha, no. Not from the Poles at least.

>Can't say the same about you and Somalia
You are entirely correct in that neither Sweden nor Somalia have invaded the other. Truly more than I expected from a Russian. You deserve an applause.
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Russians.
Someone might argue sweden but that's ancient history.
That's it.
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>>57568954
low quality post.
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>>57568954
>Haha, no. Not from the Poles at least.
Christ, you are retarded

>You are entirely correct in that neither Sweden nor Somalia have invaded the other.
By Somalia i ment somalians but don't say you didn't get it

Anyway, the point is that you don't have the right to insult Poland simply because you are SJW junkyard and Poland is not
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>>57565982
that 12 year old has a great, fuckable ass
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>Denmark
Enslavers for hundreds of years.
>English
>Tried to take our fish, they failed.
No other enemies
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>>57566640
>germany

D^:
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>>57565982
Make love not war.
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>>57567213
>not knowing ukraine used the plane as a shield
>being this austrian
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>>57567454
>murican education
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>>57569386
you're european japan

thoughts on this, geiseru?
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>>57565982
>>English
Reminder that German officers thought Hitler was insane and wanted to kill him, but the Anglo wanted to drive Germany to war with the Soviet Union.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9Lievywdoo
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>>57569132
Those who live in dung heaps like Poland or Russia would do well to look to themselves before they start snickering about the eccentricities of the rich, but I suppose it makes your miserable existence a little bit easier to bear.
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>>57569794
>dung heaps
Keep memeing faggot

Doesn't contradict my point tho
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>>57565982
>italy, austria and germany
they know what they did

other ex-yu cunts for sending us bydlos instead of qts
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>>57569794
Your gov doesn't even have money for Swedish children.

Everything goes to black and brown "Swedes".
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>>57566638


>German mad about slav-germanic off spring
>enriches with mudslimes
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>>57569794
>that one Swecuck who thinks being frustrated on this fine board will make his torn sphincter hurt any less
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>Denmark
We've been fighting with each other since the inception of our respective countries. Sweden came out on top and now we're good friends.

>Russia
Fought each other for about 300 years. Although we had some initial success eventually we got btfo by Russia by virtue of having a much larger population. Leading to Sweden losing both Estonia and Finland. We still hate Russia.
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UK, Germany, France, Spain, Russia, Japan, China, Indonesia, Portugal, Venezuela, Sweden. Probably some others.
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>Spain

Independence wars

>Brits

Two invasions (failed)

>Anglo-French navy

(failed) blockade of Buenos Aires

>Brazil

War 1825.

>Paraguay

War 1864

>Chile

Almost war 1978

>UK

War 1982
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>everyone is an enemy of the eternal brit
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>>57570962
they don't have friends and allies, just business.
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>Netherlands
1649
>Portugal
Defeated 1822
>Argentina
Defeated 1828
>Paraguay
Defeated 1870
>Central Powers
Defeated 1918
>The Axis
Defeated 1945

Feels good to be a total warlord
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>>57571220

>Argentina

Status Quo and peace treaty, Uruguay's birth.
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>>57567569
>Haha wow, what a failed invasion.
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>>57572234
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>>57572271
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>>57572318
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyJdeSslnys
>>57565982
You actually used my post. :D
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>>57569333
die pedo scum
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>>57567799
America singlehandedly won the world wars is my favorite meme
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>>57572368
>You actually used my post.
forged it into a meme thread, yeah
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>>57572664
God's work my friend.
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>>57572830
not as much as yours making /polska/faggots butthurt.
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>>57572179
Go back to Pooland, parasite.
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I'm pretty sure every country in the world has hated Britain around at least one point in history, apart from perhaps Canada. Canada has always been the best colony. The others are mostly ungrateful shits who whine about the deaths of their ancestors whilst happily using the infrastructure and society we built for them.
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>>57572946
KODed leftist self-hating traitor .Niggers deserve to get butthurt and much more.
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>>57565982
>be so mindboggingly cucked that you put the arms of a foreign hostile nation on your own flag
Pooland... Is there anything they can do?
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>>57573359
But that's House of Vasa coat of arms, not Swedish.
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>>57565982

>england

U wot m8, have we even had a war? England has barely even noticed your existence for the last 1,000 years
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>>57573359
>be so mindboggingly cucked that you put the arms of a foreign hostile nation on your own flag
>foreign hostile nation
Learn some history you humongous idiot. POLISH house of Waza.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_Vasa#Polish-Lithuanian_Commonwealth
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_Vasa#Kings_of_Poland_and_Grand_Dukes_of_Lithuania
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>>57565982
>Blacked for kids
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>>57573458
Firstly, only the coat of arms in the middle is Vasa. The rest is the Swedish coat of arms
Secondly, Vasa is a Swedish family
Poland status: Cucked
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>>57573543
Didn't we invade you together with Cnut the Great? And during Napoleonic Wars we were on France side.
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>>57565982
Considering the tone of that post I'm really surprised we didn't make it on the list.
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>>57573687
>Didn't we invade you together with Cnut the Great
Oh come on! First you guys try to make Vasa a Polish family and now you're saying WE WUZ VIKINZ?
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>>57573604
>Firstly, only the coat of arms in the middle is Vasa.
Yes because the the coat of arms of the elected ruling king's family was always put in the middle of the PLC banner you tard.
>Secondly, Vasa is a Swedish family
Zygmund III Waza was half-Polish and half-Swedish, he started the Polish branch of the House of Vasa in the PLC that lasted for only three generations though.
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>>57573604
>Secondly, Vasa is a Swedish family
So what? Royal families were not always native. Especially during Polish elective monarchy. You really have no knowledge about that time period.
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>>57573687

How does that make you our enemy? The only real and genuine enemy we've ever had was France and now we are bumchums.
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>>57567325
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>>57573543
You funded Prussia and baited us into rebellions against Russia from fear that if we rebel against Prussia, you will lose your lapdog in Europe.
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>>57573766
Holy shit. You are really stupid. I didn't made Vasa polish family you damn moron, but pointed fact we elected them as our kings and in that period of time it wasn't something strange.

And we aided Cnut the Great because Polish ruling family was related to Cnut (his mother was a Dougherty of Mieszko I).

Seriously read something about that time period before you post something.
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>>57573543
There were many Polish pilots during the Battle of Britain, I believe they outnumbered Canadians and ones from New Zealand.
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>>57573760
>Litewka
>enemy

Come on. Litewka is simply a misguided kid.
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>>57573799
We were not really an enemy. Don't know why OP mentioned you.
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>>57573687
>Didn't we invade you together with Cnut the Great?

You mean this?
>When King Sigurd I Magnusson returned to Norway in 1111 following his crusade, he made his capital in Konghelle.

>Konghelle appears in writings by the English chronicler, Orderic Vitalis, who named the city as one of six Norwegian civitates. During August 1135, the city was attacked and sacked by the Pomeranians. After the destruction, the city was moved to a site slightly to the west of the original site. Snorri Sturluson, writing a century later, said that Konghelle never completely recovered.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kungahälla
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ratibor_I,_Duke_of_Pomerania
https://pl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bitwa_o_Konungahelę
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>this pic
>this butt lines

I smell rape.
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>>57573797
>Royal families were not always native.
But Zygmund III Waza was Polish.
>but pointed fact we elected them as our kings and in that period of time it wasn't something strange.
Again, Sigismund III Vasa was partly Polish, he wasn't some "foreign", he was the son of Anna Jagiellonka.
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>China(Qing)
Sino-Jap war in 1894
>China(Republic of)
WW2
>Russia
Russo-Jap war in 1904
>Soviet
WW2
>Germany
WW1
>Netherlands
in Indonesia on WW2
>France
local conflict in Indo-China on WW2
>Brits
at Singapore on WW2
>US
two nukes aren't enough
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very nice picture
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finlan has only one eternal enemy

roshija

like my army captain once said: if there isnt a war against russia in my lifetime, i have lived in vain
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>>57565982
> "Multiple failed invasions"
Dont know about that mate, seems we managed to rape, steal, kill and plunder enough for you to stay salty for thousands of years to come. Cant handle some Swedish banter?
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>>57565982
>didn't even make it to the list
Its okay..
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>>57574372
i are disapoint in you Juha, I thought we were your nemesis
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>>57574466
see >>57574065
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>>57574466
that's because you were a province, not an enemy
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>>57574475
shut up börje you are our only friend even though we sometimes pretend to be enemies
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>german posts
>90% of the time it's not a german

MERKEL?
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dat ass doe
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>>57574426
This is just one invasion you failed:
>>57572179
>>57572271
>>57572318
>>57572368
And others.

As with the Deluge, you invaded us together with 7(8) other invaders (Cossacks, Russians, Brandenburgers-Prussians, Transylvanians, Wallachians, Moldovians and Radziwills), you technically failed it as well in the end.
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>>57574132
This.

>>57574264
And Jagiellons were Lithuanian. Back then King were not purely belonging to one nationality (concept didn't existed back then).
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>>57574625
>And Jagiellons were Lithuanian.
Generally Lithuanain-Polish by mixing senpai.
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>>57574625
>duchy
delet this

DELET THE GERMAN LIES
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>>57566640
Mudslime detected
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All the important countries in the world. If ever a nation was the most powerful in the world, if it conquered all those other powerful countries and the like and if Russia existed, Russia was its enemy.
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>>57574667
That's the entire point. Kings were not purely belonging to one ethnicity. So Poland using House of Vasa coat of arms was note something strange.

>>57574678
We did become kingdom ten years later in 1025.
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>>57574604
> He's unironically defending his potato homeland on a Hungarian kite flying board while living off of the crumbs left behind by the people who cucked his ancestors

Stay mad, Kazimierz Potatozki
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>>57575059
mad about what, your socialist shithole dying?
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>>57575059
>crumbs left behind by the people who cucked his ancestors
Not really. And you're still living off the gold you thieved and on our furnishings, art and culture white nigger.
>Stay mad, Kazimierz Potatozki
It's Kazimierz Potocki cuck.
>>57575178
Oh yes, it's great seeing the downfall at first hand.
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>>57565982
Everybody is our enemy, everybody hates us even if we haven't done anything to them. Thank British propaganda.
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>>57575656
But we like you.
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>>57575656
Who hates France?
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>>57575574
> Living off the gold you thieved and on our furnishings, art and culture
> Implying any nation can live off of books about potato farming written by polish intellectuals in the 16th century
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>>57575838
Thank you, Poland is nice.

>>57576001
Almost everyone ! Or so it seems in the media ans especially in the Internet. Too many Anglos. Enlightened Americans are nice, but the neverending "banter" is starting to get me.
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>>57576235
We will always pick you over the Anglos, greatest allies

1776 never forget
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Mexico is probably the only country that doesn't have bad blood with the UK.
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>>57569035
Are you serious? Yeah we had to fight against russians in 1939-1944 but that wasnt nothing compared to being part of sweden 1100-1806
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>>57576378
Thanks. If only FoxNews- watching retards could think the same.
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>>57565982
We have no enemies, everyone loves us.
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>>57575656
Frog...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7eEZsH1ZGo
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>>57565982
Slovenia and Croatia stole our clay but no one gives a shit IRL so we have no enemies
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>>57577069
>everyone loves us.
Everyone lives under corrupt politicians and Shlomo media.
It's easy to think we have favorable opinions of your country.

>We have no enemies
The last country that stopped using murica shekels in oil trade got to taste ''depleted'' uranium.
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Enemies:
Albania, Bosnia, Turkey, whole muslim goat fuckers, USA, UK, Germany....you cuold say everyone, but USA is global enemy so its stupid to put them out
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>>57577069
Again....USA you are living in some other dimesnion.
This>>57578236
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>>57565982

We had some

>Paraguay
Invaded us and got obliterated
>Argentina
Always tried to backstab us, never really did it and became irrelevant and weak as fuck
>Bolivia
It was for >muh clay
>France
Not REALLY enemies but we almost went full warfare because of lobsters
>Uruguay
Traitors, rebel province, soon to be retaken REEEEEEE
>FARC
Jungle commies killed some of our soldier and we killed more of them, still a menace, but not THAT menace.
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>>57574604
>unironically believing the deluge was in any way a swedish failure

the only reason that war was started was so that sweden would pay and eventually kill off its mercenary army. they wrecked poland, stole its treasures and didnt loose many swedish lives at all.
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>>57578236
This Sven knows whats up.
>>57578303
P.S. The U.S. supplied the Muslims with armament filled transport planes at night during the Balkan conflict.
>>57578524
>the only reason that war was started was
That Poland was at a civil war with 40,000 Cossacks already two years before Swedes entered. Other reason was that Russia invaded as well from the east as well. THEN Sweden saw their opportunity to invaded too.
>so that sweden would pay and eventually kill off its mercenary army.
True after you saw your opportunity to divide Poland between you and the traitor Radziwiłł's, Russians and Transylvanians.
>they wrecked poland, stole its treasures
Yes, for 5 years because 8 enemies fought against Poland during that period.
>and didnt loose many swedish lives at all.
You got to be shitting me. Trough the second half of the war when Poland started winning most battles, Sweden lost out of it's 40,000 strong man army about 30,000 men, 75% of the Swedish army in Poland was destroyed, Sweden started retreated and ultimately signed a peace treaty in the end.
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>>57579068
>You got to be shitting me. Trough the second half of the war when Poland started winning most battles, Sweden lost out of it's 40,000 strong man army about 30,000 men, 75% of the Swedish army in Poland was destroyed, Sweden started retreated and ultimately signed a peace treaty in the end.

I said swedish lives, most of them were mercenaries from germany
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>>57579781
>I said swedish lives, most of them were mercenaries from germany
No most of them were Swedes called on by the king, a large minority of them were mercenaries.
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>>57566640

wait, aren't you pretty much a non country like belgium? I dont get it
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>tfw too bored to type that shit down
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>>57580033
Do you have a source for that?
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Muslims and commies
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>Canada
>enemies
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>>57580654
Relevant countries only, shoo shoo
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>>57571220
Brazil is the master race of war.
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basically every relevant European country at some point in history
>Avars
>Franks
>Germans
>Poles
>Hungarians
>Austrians
>French
>Mongols
>Saracens
>Italians
>Lithuanians
>English
>Ottomans
>Spaniards
>Swedes
>Prussians
>Russians
>Ukrainians
>Americans
>Iraqis
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>>57580697
Canada is G8

We're just really good at foreign policy

Get fucked dweeb
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>>57581019
>really good at hiding behind America
FTFY
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>>57578244
>Turkey
kek, being enemies is generally two-sided. We couldn't care less about you.
>>57565982
As for our enemies:
>Russia
Warred constantly after 1700s. They fugged us more and is a major reason why Balkans got their freedom.
>Austria
From 1500s to 1750s we had a rivalry. We both tried to control Hungary. We sieged their capital twice but lost twice. They made annexed Hungary and Belgrade from us, and later Bosnia in 1908.
>Persia
Eternal enemies until 1600s. Safavid dynasty and Ottomans fought countless times. And our history of warfare reaches to Seljuk times in 1000s.
>Arabs
We conquered them, but they rebelled during WWI. I hate Arabs.
>Byzantines
Enemies between 1071-1453. Fought countless times, took Anatolia from them, and then finally conquered Constantinople.
>France
Allies for over 300 years but Napoleon backstabbed us and took Maghreb.
>UK
Perfidious. Took Cyprus, Egypt, bullied our navy.
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>>57566640
>Boer genocide
>genocide
hardly
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>>57581266
H-Hi komsu
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>>57565982
>How many enemies does your cunt have/had?
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>>57574271
>Russia (1904)
Your country has begun this war, isnt it?
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>Everyone
Success breeds jealousy
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wars_involving_Brazil

Well... at least we're good at it.
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>>57582070
We wuz ancient Greeks and shiet
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wars_involving_Greece
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>>57581289
There were concentration camps
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>>57582334

Das a lot of wars senpai
>>
okay where to start?

>Brits:
the eternal anglo, perfidious albion, greatest and most respected rival yadda yadda

>Spain:
Hapsburg dominion, but better since their 1643 cuckolding

>Portugal
"that napoleonic nail"

>Germany
i don't need to explain that one

>Netherlands
cucked afterward tho.

>Algerians
Butthurt colonials who were better of in the empire

>Turks
Ambiguous, longtime allies but we've had our hateful moments

>Russians
Ditto

>Haitians
Butthurt niggers who're now too poor to even maintain themselves


...forgot anyone?
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Historically our nation came to be with Austrians the enemy.

Then for fascist nostalgics it's the Allied front in general.
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>>57565982
I wanna fuck that woman
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>>57582070
>Lobster War. Political victory. French withdrawal, war avoided.
>French withdrawal

Can't make this shit up.
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>>57565982
nice cute rump
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>>57569035
t. Närpes
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>>57565982
>How many enemies does your cunt have/had?
We are our own worst enemy.
Literally lost the Great Colombia because people were too busy killing themselves for their political affiliations.

I think the only war we've ever had with other country was against fucking Perú (we btfo'd them hard tho)
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>>57565982
>>English
>Crypto enemies for the past 500 years.

?
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>>57583216
Admiral Paulo Moreira da Silva, argued that for Brazil to accept the French scientific thesis that a lobster would be considered a fish when it "leaps" on the seafloor, then they would have in the same manner to accept the Brazilian premise that when a kangaroo "hops" it would be considered a bird.

Based Admiral da Silva
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>>57582814
>i don't need to explain that one
traduction: des gros fils de pute
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>>57582334
When will Greece finish the "Pay denbts" war?
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>>57565982

Maybe the problem is YOU, Poland.
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>>57565982
tight, just wanna give that a good wollop
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>>57566488

>german piniatas
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>>57583707
Yes, fuckin Poland is trying to embroil the people from different countries. Fuck, you, Poland. FUCK YOU!
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>>57567454
>Spain
Ship attacked by US suported separatists
>Germany
Defeated by Russia

Amerifat confirmed for uneducated
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>>57584424

how does it feel to be played out in your own game, Ivan?
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>>57584829
About what game are you speaking?
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>>57584467
German confirmed for humorless
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>>57585257
Welcome to the north, son. There is no sense of humor.
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>>57565982
The whole World
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>>57583456
France and Germany are friends nowadays
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>>57589023
Sad but true
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Only 1

1 love

1 hate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAsKPCz8a7M&nohtml5=False
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Everyone except Serbia and maybe Greece. We are too attractive for the conquest.
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>>57589054
Maybe. I hope it, but so many shit happened between our countries lately.
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>>57565982
Poland
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>>57589054
>friends
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>>57589237
Your countries
*fix*
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>>57578303
I'm pretty sure he was being sarcastic my Serbian friend.
>>57565982
Probably everybody, but we're pretty used to it by this point.
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>>57565982

Fuck you Poland, we went to war for you. And we'd do it again.
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>>57589594
>we went to war for you.
You didn't. You went to war for your own interests.

If we had help in 1939, we wouldn't be such a shithole now and war would be over in the same year. We were there alone.
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>>57589594
How you are gonna war with a nuclear state?
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>>57589728
I'm pretty sure the Brits still have nukes, unless they've cucked themselves out of them somehow.
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>>57589821
Doesnt matter. If the nuclear war begins, all the world will become Fallout.
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>>57566640
>>Ukraine
>MH17
my greatest ally
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>tfw your grandparents moved to England because they knew Poland was a shit hole and your grandfather wasted his time defending it in WW2
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>>57565982
Sweden
Our worst enemy number one
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>>57565982
Many Poles consider Romanians enemies too, but you don't. Why?
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We've been around for a long time, so the enemies are too much to list
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Most European countries aren't really our enemies, it's just American infuence. If they ever become independent and BTFO USA, we could be great allies. Too bad this is probably not going to happen.
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>>57589958
they moved because Brits sold it to the ones that we fought against
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Brazil: the world.
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>>57590545
Very true, he did also spend a couple of years in a soviet prison during their invasion of east Poland.
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>>57590131
Yeah, no thanks we're fine under "American Influence", i wouldn't want to live in russia, it's a corrupt shithole.
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>>57590735
Who is making you live in Russia?
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Pretty much whoever the USAs enemies are by proxy.
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>>57590735
>i wouldn't want to live in russia
Sure. We don't offer commieblocks for negroes.
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>>57590630
>survived Russkie prison
tough bastard.
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>>57590799
Shoo Shoo Mongol
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>>57590799
It's a Bilel. No sane Frenchman will say he's OK with sucking a foreign dick.
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>>57590939
>oh look, someone disagrees with my corrupt shithole government he must be brown!

Delusion, typical russians. this is why no one in europe likes you.
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>>57576378
No that is just a fantasy of yours
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>>57591097
Ok, ok, Jamal. Sorry our army killed your family in ISIS.
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>>57591097
>a fucking white flag
leave my bratan alone you stupid ass fuck
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>sold us out during WW2
you mean we didnt start ww3 with ussr right after ww2 to de-satellite poland? sry bout that.
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>>57565982
>Natives
Now they're alright
>Germans
WW1+WW2, now we're friends though
>Turks
Respect to Ataturk, fuck modern turkey
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