Stop right there. Show me your ctrl+v right now or I'm going to have to write you up.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Etymology_of_California
911186
Jason Momoa
Janitor applications are now closed. Thank you to everyone who applied!
>>57562196
sexually harassed
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shot_glass#Sizes
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hungarian_occupation_of_Vidin
10.2" x 8"
Hmm.
mkdir -p /Library/Application\ Support/TextMate/Bundles
cd /Library/Application\ Support/TextMate/Bundles
svn co http://macromates.com/svn/Bundles/trunk/Bundles/Haskell.tmbundle
cd /Library/Application\ Support/TextMate/Bundles
svn up *.tmbundle
osascript -e 'tell app "TextMate" to reload bundles'
What to do when you have a BBC
>>57562274
>en.wikipedia
Non Anglos literally use the English Wikipedia because it's superior to their own.
CPU: I have Intel core. It says so on computer
Motherboard: Well yesterday I slept with your motherboard. Haha it just a joke. Please do not take offence
GPU: I don't think so. I heard they give you viruses
RAM: So far I've downloaded 123 GB so I have enough
Computer case: I don't have one because I usually don't carry my compute around
Hard drive: I have two! I have a C hard drive and a D hard drive
Power supply: It has a steam engine and runs on coal
Microphone: I use the one that came with the laptop
>don't ask
ydych chi'n siarad Cymraeg?
>>57562326
Wikipedia depends on severely autistic individuals to be succesful.
Anglos (americans in particular) have no competition when it comes to being supremely autistic.
>>57562196
Aптeки Пepмcкoгo paйoнa (Кoндpaтoвo)
Quid pro quo.
SNIS155
>>57562326
Thats actally truth. Millions of people around the world can contribute to en wikipedia, even non anglo people
English wikipedia is superior because it has a lot more info
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-intersect/wp/2015/12/21/tumblrs-meme-librarian-has-the-best-job-on-the-internet
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-33628020
>>57562196
http://m.ranker.com/list/20-hottest-arabic-porn-stars-v1/salopes-beurettes
Ἕλληνες
>>57562196
aкъл caндък
cisjfaku
>>57562901
>>57562196
EL PERUANO: DURANTE SU
NIÑEZ... ES OBLIGADO A ORDEÑAR
CABRAS..VACAS... LIMPIAR ESTABLOS
``EL PERUANO ``SIEMBRA`` PAPAS. CEBOLLAS`` Y HACE TRABAJOS
AGRARIOS!!..el peruANO NO SE BAÑA , NO ESTUDIA ,
NO VA A LA ESCUELA , AL COLEGIO NO VA A LA UNIVERSIDAD ES UN SER IGNORATE TORPE,
CERRADO , BRUTO , ESTUPIDO , SOEZ , REPUGNANTE
-QUE ES PERUANO EN ``LATÌN ???
*``INDIUS HEDIONDUS MONUS``
¿ COMO RECONOCER A UN PeruANO ES LA COSA MÁS FACIL, AQUI CITAMOS SUS PRINCIPALES CARACTERISTICAS:
0- SON FEOS, HORRIBLES, ABYECTOS, INSIGNIFICANTES...HEDIONDOS
1- SON MARRONES, COLOR CACA, TIRANDO PARA COBRIZOS, PARECEN MOJONES
2- SON ENANOS, 1M50 A 1M60, PARECEN DUENDES ANDINOS
3- SON PATAS CORTAS O PATA CHUECA , VERDADEROS ENGENDROS DE LA NATURALEZA
4- NO TIENEN CULO, NI HOMBRES NI MUJERES
5- NO TIENEN CUELLO, PARECEN GUSANOS CON LODO
6- TIENEN LA TREMENDA NARIZ, DE CONDOR, O TUCAN
7- SON OREJONES, YA LOS ESPAÑOLES LOS LLAMABAN ASI
8- SON ACHINADOS Y NO TIENEN PÁRPADOS
9- TIENEN POMULOS SALIENTES
10- TIENEN LA CARA REDONDA E HINCHADA , ESTOS CARA DE GUANACO
I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city.
>>57562196
No me gusta este anuncio
La policía de Los Ángeles investiga al actor Charlie Sheen
La policía de Los Ángeles investiga al actor Charlie Sheen
La policía de Los Ángeles abrió una investigación criminal contra el actor estadounidense Charlie Sheen, según confirmó este miércoles una fuente oficial.
AFP
Look at my flag
>>57562196
Sigur Ros – Milano
At first, there wouldn't be much poop, but then you would take me on your lap, naked, and you would say "poop now" for me.
objectionable
>>57562433
>There should be a "delete" button below your posts.
https://youtu.be/HTLZjhHIEdw
gdp
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B@nkpassw0rd111
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lYJ05elPSu
http://strawpoll.me/7311065
>>57562196
Are you saying you don't have black or Northern Europeans? Because that's bullshit on both accounts. You also don't have that many natives and never really did.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Race_and_ethnicity_in_Brazil
>>57563403
What brand of ebonics nonsense is this? Louisiana?
>>57563466
holy shit how rude
poor anders ;__;
>>57562381
Wew. Someone never met Asians.
30,70
hi
y-y-es sir o-offizer , j-j-ust d-d-ont shoot m-me Otay?
'Military men are just dumb, stupid animals to be used as pawns in foreign policy.'
wtf how did this get here, I better mr kissinger was using my PC again
Error: You must wait 3 minutes 53 seconds before posting a duplicate reply.
>>57563571
ah it may be be, could be Alabama or Mississippi too, Louisiana is a little 'less' autistic sounding
>>57563595
I've never seen an Asian IRL tbqh.
>>57562196
Hello officer I-
>get shot
>>57562196
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLAu3VVg_Jk&list=PLDO25_Qx6r3Fv95X2xLFAUbkreVeR42Vb&index=7&nohtml5=False
>>57563333
what the fuck is this lad
( ━´◔‿ゝ◔`)━
>>57563850
Quads of truth about the jews
>>57562196
https://id.arduino.cc/auth/signup
<ref>{{cite book |last=Chufrin |first=Gennadiĭ Illarionovich |date=2001 |title=The Security of the Caspian Sea Region|url=https://books.google.ge/books?id=UrSJl5rjdbkC |location=Stockholm, Sweden |publisher=Oxford University Press |page=282 |isbn=0199250200}}</ref>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZQP4xG6Txc
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YOWh8P0fMl
I can't even remember copying this, must've been hours ago.
>>57562196
Janitor applications are now closed. Thank you to everyone who applied!
butakoma 300g
[spoiler]vitamin quest 2 when?[/spoiler]
http://www.portadelaidefc.com.au/news/2016-04-07/record-audience-for-powerdons-clash
http://k2s.cc/file/1ef62c84ab501/LaFRANCEaPOIL_lafranceapoil_%28532%29.mp4
hmmm
pretending to be baiting in the first place in order not to look like a dumb motherfucker
цхъю жэд бчя йцфыцй ё ыв ффгшщдъэжюбдз ж бчcфф
>>57562196
>
this is literaly my ctrl + v, my shitty keyboard doesn't have it
>>57565955
how is it even possible to be this poor
D5p5525Yb2zkqBFBP8LAx6c7d6NyA6FhDC
My dogecoin wallet
>>57562196
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/fucken-ich-will-fucken
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABcXyZn9xjg&list=PLZJ2yOBfQ1hr3wacUOgHhY_ZFZ2ujxAEo&index=17
>>57566522
how is it even possible for you to reply to my post only 15 minuets after I posted it?
>>57565955
Alt + 62
>>57562196
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQ3_o7F7mqY
Jean Marie van der Poel
>>57562196
The Sound Sensor can detect both decibels [dB] and adjusted decibel [dBA]. A decibel is a measurement of sound pressure.
dBA: in detecting adjusted decibels, the sensitivity of the sensor is adapted to the sensitivity of the human ear. In other words, these are the sounds that your ears are able to hear.
dB: in detecting standard [unadjusted] decibels, all sounds are measured with equal sensitivity. Thus, these sounds may include some that are too high or too low for the human ear to hear.
The Sound Sensor can measure sound pressure levels up to 90 dB – about the level of a lawnmower. Sound pressure levels are extremely complicated, so the Sound Sensor readings on the MINDSTORMS NXT are displayed in percent [%]. The lower the percent the quieter the sound. For example:
4-5% is like a silent living room
5-10% would be someone talking some distance away
10-30% is normal conversation close to the sensor or music played at a normal level
30-100% are people shouting or music being played at a high volume
>>57562196
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzdIoghbFzg
http://youtu.be/CGBSdYGA9II
I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city.
>>57562196
Hilversum, Provincie Noord-Holland, Netherlands
>allow it
Means to forget about something or to leave it alone.
>oi, Mark, remember when you shagged that tranny?
>nah, allow it.
>>57562378
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8IVu-PUn6M
Karsten Nordal Hauken
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Okay, so listen up, I HAVE A BIG DICK, see this. It's 10 inches long when not erect, thats like a fucking genetic achievement.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OXklGE33RU
I even made a headcannon where he's charlie/whatever the internet guy is called
I haven't copied anything since I turned my computer on today.
Looks like you have no probable cause to detain me, officer!
HEY GUYS ITS YOUR OLD UNCLE BERNIE
I SEE YOU GOT A NICE WHITE WIFE AND DAUGHTA' WHY NOT BRING EM ON DOWN TO UNCLE BERNIES RANCH, ONLY THE PRIMEST STOCK OF BULLS, TRIPLE A MEAT HERE, ONLY THE BIGGEST OF BBCS!
YOU'LL ALL HAVE A GREAT TIME, WHAT ARE YA? RACIST?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gVsm0dlgik
:^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7aQ8rcLo9I&nohtml5=False
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-35974648
Text me.
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/922149/3997fadac5/
I uh...
http://www.nytimes.com/1998/09/11/arts/art-review-the-power-of-the-word-in-darting-flames-of-gold.html?pagewanted=3&src=pm
>>57576314
>that engrish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUzhISwCC-I
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=025_1388465298&comments=1
Zugekleistert
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YOWh8P0fMl
http://www.autism.org.uk/about/behaviour/obsessions-repetitive-routines.aspx
I'm trying to comprehend what it's like not being American. Are non-Americans even real? If you're not American you're pretty much as important as some Finnic Tribesman in the Roman era. You will never accomplish anything or make a difference because you lost the lottery and were born outside of the greatest and most important country on Earth. That's why they hate us. Not because of what we do, but it's a serious case of jealousy that should be psychologically examined. How do you stomach living in a country that most Americans can't even point to on a map? We don't give a fuck what you think or do, you're irrelevant tribals outside of the modern Rome.
>>57577366
>a fucking tree
mister pls money my 9 child is stavings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHgxOXEQaFU
>>57577366
>Rare flag detected
1460132016303.jpg
The new GTK3 file chooser is so fucking awful, they literally made it worse than before.
Medium rare please
Kauai
