Doggy Edition
First for /balt/
>>57557366
/cum/ will be dead in an hour, seriously go to sleep
I wish I had someone to complain to
i like dogs
dogs are cool
bleese no shiptosting frenss
reminder your waifu is a slut
br pls vocaroo
yuri
>>57557488
if it's with another girl, it's pure
>>57557524
This is verging on pathetic now
>>57557529
poor guy
someone please explain what happened
>>57557508
if yuo do ill call the band helpper and yuo wll get ban
>>57557554
>coasties calling others pathetic
This is an OC pepe do not steal pls
>>57557570
what happened?
>>57557570
I think some guys found old JAV that had someone that looked like the voice actress and then they investigated probably
No dykes allowed
>>57557570
>>57557594
The voice actress was in a JAV.
Pic related the chance of 2 people having 7 moles in the same spot being the same person
Here are the dankest memes circulating /a/ right now
>she has had sex with at least 13-14 different people before
>out of those people, only 4 of them were her ex-boyfriend, the other 10 people she did with was purely for fun
>her favorite sex experience was a threesome one (2 female 1 male)
>the male porn star complained she had a horrible breath, and suggested she go brush her teeth before start filming
> in the interview, she claimed to be 1meter 53 centimeter tall, which fit her current profile on Wikipedia
>while being pounding from behind, she accidentally farted. she then gave out a awkward laugh, the male porn star just pretended it did not happen and kept pounding her
>>57557588
>femdom and foot fetish
>begging a girl for vocaroo
>drunk posting and acting like an idiot
>only achievement is to be proud because he doesnt live near an ocean
Seriously man just get some sleep
Whitesnake is based
So is ACDC
>>57557598
i figured that out, but why does it matter? Does she have a cult of followers that thinks she is a pure perfect girl? (i haven't watched love live if that matters)
Now that i actually typed this, i realize that waifus are actually a thing and not a meme...
remember lads, keep posting so the aussies and latvians dont' kick our thread to the curb
>>57557651
>coastie up later than me
>practically fedoraposting
lad come on we are allies
>>57557598
>>57557644
God damn, /a/ is pathetic.
This is coming from a /u/ user.
Who /nevada/ here?
Anything anime related is pathetic in my opinion.
>>57557676
She's an idol. Idols must keep their persona up 24/7, and a big thing about being an idol is being pure. News about having boyfriends gets out and its a huge blow to your career. Have news about being in a JAV and fucking multiple people goes out and people start wanting to kill you.
And by people I mean nips, they're autistic about this shit
>>57557676
Idk nerds are actually autistic about that shit I think
kinda like when aya hirano banged every one except the bassist or something
>>57557721
At least it's not coming from a /d/ user
>>57557700
As an ally I'm saying sleep is your friend right now, we also only have a one hour time difference
>>57557758
She's not an idol. She's a voice actor; the character she voice acts in LL! is an idol.
>>57557742
sup neighbor
theres a german around who wants to know more about your state
>>57557758
Jesus the idol industry scare me, and anime glorifies it worse than anything.
I remember like two months ago some k-pop dancer had an epileptic fit on stage, but none of the other's did anything probably because they'd have been sacked if they broke routine.
>>57557782
I've missed real nigga hours for the whole year so far, and this is the first weekend I'm not wageslaving. I'm almost there, then I'll stop the midwest shitposting
>>57557676
Idol characters are no joke, people buy hundreds of dollars worth of merchandise and identify strongly with their chosen favorite. The idol industry is a patented waifu factory, characters are manufactured with precision technology, in anime and real life.
>>57557799
is it worth it?
>>57557742
I wish.
>>57557799
>rnh
Truth is /cum/ almost always consistently dies a little after 3, you're not missing anything
>>57557824
the minnesota gril and SD must be asleep, so I must represent the glorious flyovers during authentic black man hours
>>57557835
Guten Morgen. Von Thüringen, ja?
I gotta go to work in 9 hours but I'm gonna stay up for another 2 hours
>>57557783
seiyuu's, idols, almost the same
and the only character anyone cares about was honaka so there's even less difference in this situation
>>57557783
I think the difference is negligible to most people.
Actors tend to become their characters in the eyes of fans, especially when they get popular.
>>57557846
Nein, ich komme aus Nordrhein-Westfalen.
>tfw no cdl
>>57557846
this sd real nigga is still up
>>57557851
Only character worse than Honoka was Nico, and at least you could reasonably ship her.
>>57557864
ah. Es gab ein Thuüringer in dieser Faden.
>>57557879
greatest ally
who /3 day weekend/ here
>>57557917
4 day weekend uezs
>>57557903
>greatest ally
>>57557903
Das kann sein. Hier sind mehrere oft mehrere Deutsche und da verliert man schnell den überblick. Aus welchem Teil von Nevada kommst du?
Hello
>>57557917
How?
>>57557965
no friday classes, my man
Post em
can someone tell me if drinking 5 shots of vodka will kill my muscle gains?
>>57557361
reporting
>LL stocks have fucking tanked
>fanbase in a butthurt frenzy
I wonder what idolshit will rise in its wake
>>57557951
Was ist deine Meinung an(?) /deutsch? St. Paul liegt in Minnesota, nicht Nevada
>>57557986
It'll recover in the summer.
>>57557986
isnt there an anime coming about about Idols and horseracing? And Figureskating?
>>57557975
me too lad, high five
>>57557986
how good is the show overall?
>>57557986
hope gundam doesn't lose funding
>>57558027
If you liked K-On, you'll like LL.
That is, of course, unless you care if the main voice actress has done pornography in her past.
>>57558038
>mecha fans
>letting gundam die
>>57558038
gundum will never lose funding even if viewership is in the shitter
they make serious dough from figures and kits
gundam is simply a vessel to sell those things
>>57557951
>>57557993
meinte /deutsch/
Schade...
>>57558061
fuck that reminds me I have like 10 unbuilt kits I need to finish before I leave home
Hope it rains while I'm at work tomorrow
Maybe the power will even go out tonight so I might not have to come in
>>57557361
Love this edition
>>57557993
Tut mir Leid, ich hab dich verwechselt.
/deutsch/ ist ganz okay, wenn du morgens und abends den Thread besuchst..mittags ist es mehr oder weniger das selbe, Flüchtlinge usw. Du musst als Amerikaner etwas aufpassen, aus welchem Grund auch immer gibt es ein paar Autisten, die versuchen euch irgend einen Schwachsinn zu erzählen. Sonst geht es eigentlich.
>Was ist deine Meinung an(?) /deutsch/
Wir würden sagen was ist deine Meinung über, oder im Bezug auf /deutsch/. Das ist ziemlich kompliziert auszudrücken.
>>57558109
Rained like a motherfucker here today, power didnt go out but I was soaking wet
Minnesotans will NEVER experience a view like this
>>57558114
danke. Hab wenig deutsch geübt, seit meiner Studium in Deutschland. Auch ein bisschen betrunken.....
Meine Meinung über /deutsch/ ist soso. Sie hassen Ausländer, also ich kann kein deutch üben.... :(
Ich wohnte in Marburg über 6 Monate, aber ich vergesse die Grammatik von Deutsch.
>>57558174
thank the l-rd
>>57558174
i honestly hate that shit
you have about a couple hour window of driving through the rode and not get a stroke from the sun/shade/sun/shade/sun/shade strobe effect
>>57558174
>live in a wasteland full of chicanos
OR
>enjoy the midwest's plains and woodlands
>>57558174
Florida would perfect if it wasn't a complete mess.
>>57558238
>not having shades in your car
>>57558174
i'm so glad the midwest is far away because their circlejerk is easily the most annoying shit to happen to this general since lmm
we /realniggahours/ now
>>57558284
I thought you liked Lmm, C?
>>57558211
Ja, man darf sich das nicht so zu Herzen nehmen. Auf /deutsch/ können wir offen sprechen, aber einige von uns respektieren euch Amis und wenn du fragen hast bekommst du meistens auch normale antworten. Allerdings werden dich viele für die Gluraktranny halten.
>>57558302
fug, lost track of time
>>57558316
eh, meine Erfahrungen mit /deutsch/ waren total schlimm. Ich wurde mit "verpiss dich Ami" reagiert.
UH
OH
>>57558308
I love him
>>57558423
I really really really like this image
>>57558379
Kann sein, dass du da warst, als es bei uns mittag, oder Nachmittag war. Aber es stimmt schon, die haben irgendwelche Komplexe im Bezug auf die USA. Aber mittlerweile sind ja einige Deutsche auch hier, dann kannst du uns fragen, wenn du etwas wissen willst.
>>57558410
This is the best post you could come up with...?
>>57558469
Danke, Bruder. Ich werde das erinnern.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lKuugZCD6A
>>57558505
Kein Ding.
Goodnight, especially you masshole :3
You're alright man
You can't be depressed when you have a big cock. It always reminds me that life isn't so bad.
Go to bed autists
>people speaking german in /int/
Which remind me I want to drop spanish because they all speak english anyways when it matters and I think it's just a meme. I'm not a doctor or anything where I'm going to urgently need to speak spanish to some poor sap at the ER, the worst thing I've ever experienced with language was someone confusing there and where while trying to speak english.
Is espanol a meme /cum/?
>>57558491
need less pixels desu
>>57558581
yes
>>57558580
thank you mexico
but something happened to your flag, it's missing the eagle
Post your doggos
>>57558580
MAMA MIA, I-A FORGOT THE SPAGHETTI
>>57558634
Blur isn't the issue, you need to give that some dank ass jpg artifacts.
>>57558580
hey, howaboutta you come ova here n say that to my face ya finook gabagool mook cocksucka
>>57558674
you have a cute dogge
>>57558685
he is a loyal doge
Seriously, he follows me everywhere like a bodyguard
Should I got to sleep or should I watch an episode of comedians in Cars getting coffee first?
Do note that I have to wake up in 6.5 hours
>>57558565
Sweet dreams lad
>>57558652
Here's one of him sniffing a fallen tree, shirt is too protect cut on his tummy
>>57558639
>>57558648
>>57558660
>>57558678
Have a (You) too
>>57558708
t. Portland
>>57558708
>>57558652
>>57558674
I would happily replace the annoying dogs in my neighborhood with these little puppers.
>>57558703
I don't give a fuck what you do
>>57558739
AYYYY, YOU A- STEPPED IN MY-A PIEZANO
>>57558777
trips of truth
nobody gives a shit
>>57558747
That picture was taken in NY
>>57558772
He is 12 actually, still looks like a little pup
>>57558703
Go to sleep anon. Trust me, it is your conscience talking
>>57558581
Well you could say the same about germany. Spanish is spread widely across the globe which makes it usefull, while standard german is usefull in germany, some tiny parts of belgium and the netherlands. You can use it in Austria, but not in Switzerland because they'll get mad at you if you don't speak their dialect from what I've heard. I'd say spanish and french are more usefull than german.
>>57558871
Uhhh sir? Your dog is a filthy communist
>>57558871
That dog better not be a gommunist
>>57559023
He's cute, what his name?
>>57559075
Haughen taugher III
>>57559123
Where did you leave the eagle paisano? Put it back on
coffee was a mistake
Should I move to Nepal or whatever and become a Buddhist monk?
I feel like that'd be the way to live the NEET life
Ok, time for bed then, wish you all a good sleep as well when you get around to it
>>57559151
I can't sleep too, need to wake up in two hours, anyway
>>57559151
you didnt drink caffeine before going to bed, right?
what are you doing
>>57559159
*the ultimate haha sorry I'm high
>>57559187
heh
>>57557361
doggy edition?
>>57559210
dummy
FULL dummy
>>57559159
"Ora et labora" pray and work. Maybe it's different for buddhist monks, but that's what they say here.
Sleep is 4 nerds. i a, not a nerd
>>57559150
Mafia stole it.
>tfw I will never study abroad because I cant raise my GPA to 3.0 and aboe
>>57559151
It's never a mistake.
Jesus Christ how reddit are you stupid amerifats
>>57559218
No cats allowed, fuck off
>>57559279
tea is better
>>57559296
>freedom and basic needs over realizing potential
How untermensch
>>57559279
>>57559301
why not both?
guess I should try to sleep night /cum/~
>>57559301
besides sweet tea I've had tea maybe five times in my life desu
>>57559396
i dont think mixing would taste too good
good night
>>57559396
nite dude
>>57559396
Same, guess i'll get my required hour of sleep for maximum efficiency on the day
headache desu
>>57559627
Did you drink enough?
Feels like everyone here doesn't sleep enough and I sleep like 15 hours a day. Being tired is better than wasting half your day desu.
>out drinking
>having fun
>not drunk enough
>drink more
>wake up at home the next day
What do?
nothing like a good shave and a shower before bed
Alright everyone ROWCALL TIME
state your name, whether it be full or just a part of it, let's get this party cracking by learning each other's first names!
I'm James, but have usually gone by Alex
>>57560622
Hi I'm Max but you can just call me dad from now on
>>57560622
Andrés
What a fun activity you came up with.
>>57560681
>>57560686
Hello brother and daddy
Why still awake?
>>57560711
Just got out of the shower
https://youtu.be/X5AfjAXcBXY
>>57560711
Studying, thingken of life.
>>57560755
Andres are you the memes Mexican
>>57560743
Little early for a shower, but it's never too late for one! :)
>>57560755
I've never said this here but Mexicans are really cool once they accept an outsider as one of them
I like your whoever gets in the most trouble is top dog culture, it's fun
>>57557964
Ah Hi!
>>57560777
Wew, it felt really weird having someone here posting my name. I feel as if someone touched my no no parts without permission.
>be me
>get on /int/ voicechat
>it was full of normies
cum lol
>>57561833
hello friend
good night /cum/
>>57562342
Good night, anon.
>>57562342
>>57562383
good night sissies
>>57557780
Nothing comes from /d/ users, they're usually the ones receiving.
>>57562342
good morning anon
I want to cuddle with Canada while celebrating Easter.
America is not invited.
cum will live forever
>>57564795
We would never betray our burger friends for you.
>>57567803
pls don't cuck me with amerifats ;-;
>>57567890
>Amerifat
*angrily swallows burger*
>>57564795
I want to cuddle with you :3
Is the West in the age of decadence?
Good morning /cum/
>>57568975
Morning
Hello /cum/
Work in an hour
>>57570820
you're going to make it. It's the week end is almost here.
>>57571230
But I have to work over the weekend
I actually got the last 4 days off
>>57569124
Morgen.
Do you like dags?
Should I bang this fa moderately fat, short Latin American girl? Her face is uggo but that fucking tit game is out of this world, she's got the fucking torpedoes
>>57571624
Yes. Do it for me.
>>57571675
What is your name young man?
>>57571766
Minnesota
>>57571478
Ritchie's best and only good film.
fucking hack
Anyone on /cum/ own a derringer? Was thinking of getting one as a backup to a revolver
>>57572781
How about you just buy a decent handgun, then you won't need a backup.
>>57572781
Engravings provide no tactical advantage
>>57573000
if you run out of ammo you can grind the engravings against their flesh and eventually reach the bone
>>57573275
The severed head tries to speak. Let's listen carefully.
>>57558581
Learn japanese
1. No japanese people know eigo, unlike most other countries.
2. Anime
3. Obscure/new hentai
>wearing panties and anal plug to class
Sorry white girls, danelad is only going to fuk black/brown skinned girls so as to foster good race relations. I am tired of the bigotry and lack of sensitivity. I am get hammered drunk and planning which slut to tackle (an ethnicly ambiguous dark brown skinned girl). Sorry white girls you're out of luck for a while.
Ps- white guys i suggest you do the same. This way we repair race problems and put white bitches in their place. Good luck to you.
>>57573627
Thanks for the encouragement Dr. Skægbof
>>57573627
Ummm this is a north american general, there are no white people here
>>57573627
>/cum/
>white
China, Uganda, Mexico you illiterate pig
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0PVNLEN6O0
>>57574388
https://soundcloud.com/ilikemacaroni/tricot-pool
HEY, UHHMMMM DOES ANYBODY HAVE THAT MS PAINT DRAWING OF TAILS FROM SONIC SWEATING PROFUSELY??? THANKS
>25th birthday today
>25 years of tfw no gf
>>57574653
Happy Birthday Anon
Hope your quarter life crisis isn't too devastating
What chinese cartoons are you guys watching this season? My favorite so far is Kuma Miko desu
>>57574653
>be me
>0 years old
>tfw no gf
>>57574734
MODS MODS
GET THIS BABY OUT OF HERE
>>57574715
I don't watch Canadian cartoons.
>>57574479
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zfh0bawKFs
>>57574709
It's okay
Anyone here want to give me a birthday brojob?
>>57574769
WHEN THIS BABY HITS 88 MILES PER HOUR, YOU'RE GONNA SEE SOME SERIOUS SHIT
>>57574715
I'm ready for disappointment
>>57574759
not that one
>>57574857
You should give kuma miko a try, desu
>>57574780
https://soundcloud.com/lomo_oppai/cxst4ygoxfky
>>57574984
*unzips dick*
>>57575029
*opens wide*
>>57575085
*violently facefucks you until you puke
>>57574945
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APbf-lD5wVw
Want to shag my professor desu
>>57574715
Pan de Peace and Kuma Miko right now
I was not impressed with Mayoiga
And I'll check out Haifuri, Big Order, and Koutetsujou no Kabaneri, but I'll maybe watch one of those at most
Bad way to start the day, it's always s fucked
>>57575781
>I was not impressed with Mayoiga
Yeah same
/a/ is obsessed with it though
I think Bakuon is okay so far though
>>57575827
this is a negative nancy free zone
>>57575877
Maybe I shouldnt post here today then
>>57575988
No, please stay
>>57575827
>expecting your day to go well
that was your first mistake
>>57575200
What the fuck is wrong with Yanks
Should I have tea or coffee this afternoon?
>>57575988
ok
>>57576206
everything
>>57576223
>Tea
Only place that belongs is in the harbor
>>57575371
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmZQpbNK7t4
>>57576223
Tea or bust.
>>57576139
For a short while I will, how is everyone?
>>57576223
Coffee
Take it strong and black like your mommy does
>>57576463
stop projecting your fetish on everyone
>>57576751
I'll project my cum on your face instead
>haven't jerked off in 2 weeks
>ready to burst
>t minus 10 hours and 30 minutes before I can blow my load
Jesus fuck, I can't wait.
>>57576440
I'm doing terrible
Yourself?
>>57576887
Oh no, what happened man?
>>57576843
Why do you have to wait?
>>57576843
o rly
>>57577169
>averageCanadianwoman.gif
>>57577115
I don't have an opportunity to until then. >>57577169
>asians
Fuck off, Canuck. Not all of like souless gooks.
>>57577169
>tfwcravingwhittupiggucock.gif
>>57576414
okay, went with Earl Grey desu
>>57576463
>>57576396
I had some this morning so I went with tea in the end
>>57577389
>Canada
>calling others gay
>I am attracted to asian "'women""
>>57577332
Fuck off limey
No taxation without representation
The angry Icelander is back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEliPlTqkEk
>>57577588
The angry chink is back
>>57577588
Is he the one that post stuff about Pepe doing bad things to Feels?
>>57577644
???
I see that Icelandic dude is still here hungry for his (you)'s. Tell him he's good at bantz just one time, and he's addicted to the attention. I don't blame the poor lad though, it's not like there's much else to do in Iceland.
Canadian is triggered by BIG ICELANDIC GLACIERS
>>57577750
Ok, then it's not you.
Nevermind what I said, he made me feel so uncomfortable.
But you're fine.
>>57577854
At least I'm white
>>57577510
>he isn't
>>57577854
And lift weights.
hi yo
Iceland do you have a cool name like MAGNUS?
Not an effeminate ching chong Canadian name
refugees welcome
>>57578115
It's Björn
>>57578051
>ywn have a super strong icelandic bf to carry you around and make fun of Canadians together
>>57578158
>He even has a cool name
>>57578158
You were Björn to shit post
Me on the left
>>57578185
3546630001 for strong Icelandic studs
>>57578367
Who's on the right?
>>57578367
>simba, we will rule over all this land and we shall call it, this land
>>57578416
Are you a strong Icelandic stud, Bjorn? Post picks of upper arms.
>>57578367
me on the right with you on the left :3
where is my post about cummy?
:o
black woman unironically named Lashanda on the price is right
>>57578589
Russian-American unification, when?
>>57578505
I don't have anyone else to hold the camera
>>57578720
I'll hold it
How do I get a kpop gf?
>>57578652
Where do all of those names come from? They sound similar enough that I believe they must come from some other language.
>>57578874
It's some ungodly mix of shitty French, Arabic, and English
CRANK DAT SHIT UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zdPO-turBU&ebc=ANyPxKp0tshT7dCk8XihtB3-XXwskxozULNgzdI-58gXIiXuYy4qietJMs6tbZNrnotHYV3z_J_yZRXJu3-0Le2I2RCJ9_DQqw
>>57578686
When Alyaska will go home.
>>57578874
I always wondered this too
>>57578907
Opie is a faggot. Without Anthony he's nothing.
>>57578989
We bought it fair and fucking square
>>57579015
Why'd he do that?
It's not even remotely funny and he just looks like an asshole
>>57579015
Fuck off management loves the direction of the new show
>>57579071
He's always been a prick too others but couldn't handle the bants. The poker chips thing was kinda funny but honestly he's a cunt.
>>57579071
Cuz it's a funny prank bro eks d
>>57579017
You bought it for nothing, you basically stole it.
>>57579071
He's utterly humorless but unfortunately he fell into a comedy show, he's only able to do shock or "cringe" humor to keep up
>>57579232
Don't sell it for nothing :^)
how fat are canadians
>tfw pederastry will never make a comeback
>>57579295
I got a gut
>>57579337
Post it
>>57579337
I assumed that
>>57579297
/ss/ is god tier. "Boys love" is fucking garbage though. This is the word of the lord above.
>>57579745
bl > any other love desu
