Hispanic American here. Fuck Australians.
>in el paso with my qt mestizo gf
>at a bar, outside at a table having beers
>ten year anniversary
>all of a sudden some fucking australian shows up and starts taking the piss out of me
>"This ya first date cunts?"
>"Uh.. yeah..."
>"Speak up ya brown cunt, I can't hear the fuck yar sayin"
>"Together for ten years.. that's really raci-"
>"You're as fuckin boring as batshit ain't ya? Prolly out for a drink and then a fuckin root with this fuckin cum junkie. Fuckin dipshit"
>My gf isn't saying anything and I'm getting fucking pissed at this guy, balling my fists and getting red in the face as fuck
>He reaches over and pinches my gf's ass, she smiles and I flip over the table
>"Can't handle the fuckin banter can ya you fuckin donga? You got a face like a fukin busted arsehole"
>He clocks me in the face and I black out
>woke up in the hospital this morning
>gf texted me saying she went home with him and they fucked
>on /int/ on my phone, got home this afternoon
Fuck Australians.
>>57553111
Life sucks then you die, I guess
jajaj chicanito
>>57553111
Learn how to handle the banter, faggot.
si eres paraguayo y tienes 41 años....entonces suicidate
>>57553111
>>in el paso
ajkajaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaj yo vivo en cd. juarez, jakjakjakjakja
despedite de tu cuenta crapero ahora te denuncio
EL CHICANO: DURANTE SU
NIÑEZ... ES OBLIGADO A TRABAJAR
PARA..LOS... VERDADEROS YANQUIS
``EL CHICANO ``CORTA`` EL. PASTO`` Y HACE TRABAJOS
AGRARIOS!!..el chicANO NO SE BAÑA , NO ESTUDIA ,
NO VA A LA ESCUELA , AL COLEGIO NO VA A LA UNIVERSIDAD ES UN SER IGNORATE TORPE,
CERRADO , BRUTO , ESTUPIDO , SOEZ , REPUGNANTE
-QUE ES CHICANO EN ``LATÌN ???
*``AZTECA SALTA MURUS``
¿ COMO RECONOCER A UN ChicANO ES LA COSA MÁS FACIL, AQUI CITAMOS SUS PRINCIPALES CARACTERISTICAS:
0- SON PANDILLEROS, CRIMINALES, HARAGANES, TATUADOS...DORMILONES
1- SON MARRONES, COLOR CACA, TIRANDO PARA COBRIZOS, PARECEN MIERDA
2- SON ENANOS, 1M50 A 1M60, PARECEN DUENDES MEXICAS
3- SON PATAS CORTAS O PATA CHUECA , VERDADEROS ENGENDROS DEL VALLE DE MEXICO
4- NO TIENEN COPAS, NI MUNDIALES NI AMERICAS
5- NO TIENEN PAÍS, PARECEN GUSANOS MOJADOS
6- TIENEN LA TREMENDA NARIZ, DE LORO, O BUITRE
7- SON BIGOTUDOS, YA LOS ESPAÑOLES LOS LLAMABAN ASI
8- SON DROGADICTOS Y FUMAN MARIHUANA
9- TIENEN UN SOMBRERO
10- TIENEN LA CARA REDONDA E HINCHADA , ESTOS CARA DE AZTECA
>>57553111
>australian_gets_us_proxy.txt
>>57553111
Pretty much fanfiction at this point. Have a ↑ though
>>57553253
EL CHIHUAHUEÑO: DURANTE SU
NIÑEZ... ES OBLIGADO A SER MULA
DE DROGAS PARA..LOS... PATRONES YANQUIS
``EL CHIHUAHUEÑO ``CORTA ``COCAINA`` Y HACE DESAPARICIONES
DE MUJERES!!el chicaHUEÑO ES SOMBRERUDO, BIGOTUDO,
ESCUCHA MUSICA REGIONAL MARIACHI ES UN SER IGNORANTE, TORPE
CERRADO ,BRUTO , ESTUPIDO , SOEZ , Y ME CAGO DE RISA EN SU CARA
>>57553111
Nice proxy australia
>>57553111
>Hispanic American
Yeah, that totally sounds like something an American spic would say, Bruce.
>>57553111
An Aussie in El Pisso is an unlikely story in and of itself, which makes your faggot attempt at banter/role playing all the more disappointing.
BTW, when you say El Pisso, you really mean Juarez, right, beaner?
>>57554344
>El Pisso
What the fuck are you talking about? El Paso means The Step.
>>57553415
Hey spic, try using lowercase letters once in a while. Also try not using beaner speak since it only makes you seem more niggerish.
>>57553111
Australians are so alpha I bet your gf thinks about that incident when you two are having sex.
>>57554439
El Pisso is what the rest of Texas refers to that shithole as. Or should I say pisshole?
>>57554451
EL CHICANO: DURANTE SU
NIÑEZ... ES OBLIGADO A TRABAJAR
PARA..LOS... VERDADEROS YANQUIS
``EL CHICANO ``CORTA`` EL. PASTO`` Y HACE TRABAJOS
AGRARIOS!!..el chicANO NO SE BAÑA , NO ESTUDIA ,
NO VA A LA ESCUELA , AL COLEGIO NO VA A LA UNIVERSIDAD ES UN SER IGNORATE TORPE,
CERRADO , BRUTO , ESTUPIDO , SOEZ , REPUGNANTE
-QUE ES CHICANO EN ``LATÌN ???
*``AZTECA SALTA MURUS``
¿ COMO RECONOCER A UN ChicANO ES LA COSA MÁS FACIL, AQUI CITAMOS SUS PRINCIPALES CARACTERISTICAS:
0- SON PANDILLEROS, CRIMINALES, HARAGANES, TATUADOS...DORMILONES
1- SON MARRONES, COLOR CACA, TIRANDO PARA COBRIZOS, PARECEN MIERDA
2- SON ENANOS, 1M50 A 1M60, PARECEN DUENDES MEXICAS
3- SON PATAS CORTAS O PATA CHUECA , VERDADEROS ENGENDROS DEL VALLE DE MEXICO
4- NO TIENEN COPAS, NI MUNDIALES NI AMERICAS
5- NO TIENEN PAÍS, PARECEN GUSANOS MOJADOS
6- TIENEN LA TREMENDA NARIZ, DE LORO, O BUITRE
7- SON BIGOTUDOS, YA LOS ESPAÑOLES LOS LLAMABAN ASI
8- SON DROGADICTOS Y FUMAN MARIHUANA
9- TIENEN UN SOMBRERO
10- TIENEN LA CARA REDONDA E HINCHADA , ESTOS CARA DE AZTECA
>>57554489
Another beaner nignog reveals himself. Good work.
>>57553111
Nice imagination
I fucking keked at your story
8/10 although it's probably pasta
Noice
>>57554501
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ
Having a wank thinking about your imaginary australian
>>57554344
/thread
>>57554501
EL BULIADO SENIORES
>>57554651
Sorry, don't speak monkey.
>>57554675
jajajajajskajksjakjsjajsjajksajksjakskajjsjakskjajksjsaksjajjsj
aussies are hot, op. your girl has good taste
>>57553111
call up the cops, get witnesses, and get his ass arrested you dumbass. He'll get time for assault and then be barred at minimum from entering the USA for the rest of his life and possibly even international travel. Also, burn everything of your girlfriends. You're lucky this happened to be honest, she's a stupid whore and it's better you found this out sooner rather than later.
Unless this is just an Australia themed shitpost, then fuck off you stupid faggot for making me waste my heartfelt advice. I'm too drunk for that shit.
>>57553111
fake
real mexicans know how to deal with asutralians
>>57554489
>>57554501
>>57554565
>>57554651
>>57554675
>>57554701
CHICANOS GO HOME
>>57553111
I doubt an Australian would go for a flabby brown Mexican from EP.
t. The only gringo in this entire city.
Thanks for nothing, Ft. Bliss.
>>57554805
Once you sober up you'll realize what a dumbass you were just now.
>>57553111
You just have a shitty humor sense OP, the aussiecunt was being friendly :3
>>57554851
they went for abos
