Do people in your cunt keep exotic animals as pets?
a friend had a tarantula, is it exotic?
>>57548205
I bet that would taste good well-boiled and fried.
>>57548270
Yep, that's pretty fucking exotic. Arachnids and insects scare the living shit out of me.
>>57548304
So did a bunch of people in the past. Turns out they're not exactly tasty, so they released the snails in the wild and it became a plague.
also iguanas. they're cute, I've always wanted one.
Isn't that venomus for touching?
kangaroos, dingoes, crocodiles, bilbies, quokkas, literally anything m8
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fauna_of_Australia
>>57548390
Ohh boy, one of my cousins had iguanas and turtles. It was fucking dope, mate.
>>57548410
I think they carry a parasite or something.
>>57548424
>tfw i had to google bilbies and quokkas to find out what they are
Australia, pls
Also
>kangaroos
what? how do you keep em' as pets?
>>57548205
I used to feed one of these cunts who lived in the garden
>>57548538
what kind of dog is this?
I had a tortoise as a kid, but it "ran" away (seriously). My grandmother has had several parrots over the years.
>>57548576
It isn't a dog, you fucking idiot.
It's a squid. Fucking americans, man.
>>57548593
Ran away? Really? How tho?
>>57548500
If you raise them with humans around they become almost domesticated, obviously you need a lot of space as they grow bigger.
>>57548576
the cutest kind, I also saw loads of brown snakes which should be avoided because they're the second most venomous snek in the world after the taipan, which coincidentally is also australian
>>57548205
Are aquarium fish considered exotic? I have a few, they're mostly from South America.
Megalechis Hoplo
Nanus corys
Apple Snail
Neon tetras
Green neon tetras
Glowlight tetras
And some Mollies.
Plants are mainly from South America too like the Amazon Swordplant.
>>57548593
my great grandmother had a super smart guacamaya who could do tricks, knew lots of words, could sing and was wacky all around.
it died a few dies after she died, like it missed her too much.
Also, my brother has one of pic related. It's been with us for like 17 years, sometimes I forget it exists but it's a super chill animal.
Once it just dissapeared and we had no idea what happened, but then it came back to its pond after some months... we assume it went to hide under the refrigerator or something.
We have to feed it live fish though, sucks for the fish.
>>57548706
Do you think that would work with a cow? I always wanted to keep a cow as a pet.
>>57548770
I think it depends on the fish. I really don't understand much about fish. Aquatic animals are too spooky for me desu
>>57548812
Does it bite? The turtle, I mean.
>>57548862
yes. we've never been caught but it looks like it could seriously harm you. It looks slow but it's super fast when it goes after a fish.
>>57548593
I had like a dozen of the fuckers. They dug holes and ran away
>>57548706
I saw a thing once about a kangaroo that thought it was a dog because it was always around them since twas a babby
nothing considered "exotic" but
>alligator snapping turtle
>ball python
>green cheek conure
>lots of various chickens
>>57548971
My dogs always tought they were cats because I had a lot of the fuckers around. The memes are real m8.
i have various breeds of exotic chickens
frizzles are my favorite
>>57549000
I had a ringneck. It flew away.
:(
>>57549007
That's cute.
Not really exotic but i used to have 2 indian ring neck parrots like pic related. They were pretty chill but one used to be really curious and explore a lot and one time it flew away but some guy on a boat found it after 2 big birds were fighting over it and we got it back then a few years later it flew away again and it never came back and after that the other one got super depressed and anxious all the time and got super attatched to me because i was a NEET so i was always with it and in the end we gave him to this lady in the city who had 3 other parrots of the same species. Dunno how he is now hopefully he settled in but sometimes i miss him and im sure he misses me and my mummy too
>>57549062
Hold me ;_;
>>57548862
>I think it depends on the fish.
Well, they're from South America originally, I live in Europe, to me - it's exotic.
>Aquatic animals are too spooky for me desu
These are very friendly, I can assure you. Very colorful too. They're like tiny little swimming jewels in water.
Pic related a few neon tetras
>>57549058
Those are cool, I like chickens.
>>57548205
No, I grow exotic plants though. Not drugs, just unusual tropical plants.
>tfw no red corn snake
>>57549280
thats pretty neat
what kind of plants?
are any edible or usable as herbs/spices?
>>57549058
Oh man, you just reminded me! I had chicken too! They were so cute! I was a little boy and I was a bit autistic, so I used to grab the female and I would take her out to show her around. You know, the same way people take their dogs to a walk. Good times, man, She loved to eat roaches. She had three lil' kids, and they were super cute too.
>>57549126
>>57549159
Oh man... I shed a tear. I really did.
>>57549245
>They're like tiny little swimming jewels in water.
They look like neon signs :3
>>57549280
I have seeds for opium poppies, but they're pretty hard to grow.
>>57549335
Heeey! Let's try to grow some beans and then share the experience! It will be fun!
>>57549058
here is one of my young frizzles
>>57549335
Mostly palms, though I have a few cycads. I've been ordering seeds online for years and now I have a whole jungle in my house.
I have some varieties that aren't really grown anywhere outside of a few botanical gardens and private collections.
>>57549366
Ikr! My favourite is my hoplo catfish though. Here's one like mine. Though it's brown, the one I have is kinda albino (and so far the only one I've ever seen)
Also on pic: some panda corydoras
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTdAL3OYprY&nohtml5=False
>>57549796
derp,forgot pic
>>57549840
They are almost transparent. It's pretty dope.
>>57549366
I used to have chickens too they were pretty based we let them live free range and theywould walk all around our yard and into the neighbours yard and stuff they were really cool and funny but we gave them away cos they kept shitting in the house
>>57549881
i love my chickens
they are so funny to watch and very friendly
they sit on my shoulder and stuff
>>57549997
also have a pig
>>57549997
Yeah ours were super friendly i think cos we just let them be free and go wherever they wanted. They did ruin the back yard though, we havent been able to make the grass grow like it used t since we had them lol
>>57550041
Cute :3
>>57549881
I wouldn't let mine inside the house. Birds can't control their poop, so it's pretty hard to keep em'. I had a huge backyard, it was almost like a little forest desu.
>>57549997
Yeah, chicken are pretty fucking based. They're mega cute. The female at least was. The rooster was autistic :3
>>57550041
Pigs are cool too.
>>57550064
i let my chickens run around but they don't tear anything up just poop everywhere
i also have turkeys but they aren't as friendly
>>57550041
Pigs are cute when they are little, but they smell awful and are too much work for too little profit if you're not raising them to be pets.
This thread is making me want to buy a house somewhere rural just so I could have some chickens.
>>57549869
They're still small. But they're armoured catfish. You see those tiny, small indentations? Those are actually bony plates.
Anyway, here's one of my favourite beauties, a Pictus catfish. It has the most magnificent whiskers, like a chinese dragon. Sadly, they eat everything they can fit in their mouths so it's a bad idea to keep them small fish like mine.
>>57549058
Good taste
>>57550182
Do you have ducks? I think ducks are the friendliest of the birds. Too bad their poop is also the worst poop.
>>57550213
Yeah, me too. I miss my little buddies.
>>57550242
>like a chinese dragon
Yep, it does resemble chinese dragons. Almost makes me wonder if chinese dragons are actually based on certain species of fish.
>>57550182
When i was in high school we had turkeys one year and one day my ag class had to clean their cage and they had done these yucky poos and they didnt shut up the whole time we were cleaning they just kept gobbling
The cows were always based though
>>57550213
>>57550255
My dream if i ever get rich is to buy some land in some comfy american state and have a little hobby farm kinda thing and live out my days there
>>57550350
i live in the blue ridge mountains in northern Georgia
Its super comfy
>>57550316
>yucky poos
Can't be worse than duck poo. It's mad diarrhea. All the fucking time. Ducks are lovely, but their poop seriously put me down.
>>57550350
>>57550509
Ohh, man... That right there... It's a fucking dream.
>>57550509
>live in the blue mountains
U a dwarf of sum kind? Baruk Khazad!
>>57550560
I wanted ducks but my mum said no because she used to have them and she said they shit everywhere
>>57550509
Let me live with you
>>57550313
I'm uncertain. According to wikipedia it's made up of different animals
Sinologist Henri Doré lists these characteristics of an authentic dragon: "The antlers of a deer. The head of a crocodile. A demon's eyes. The neck of a snake. A tortoise's viscera. A hawk's claws. The palms of a tiger. A cow's ears. And it hears through its horns, its ears being deprived of all power of hearing."[14] He notes that, "Others state it has a rabbit's eyes, a frog's belly, a carp's scales." The anatomy of other legendary creatures, including the chimera and manticore, is similarly amalgamated from fierce animals.
>>57550639
They do. And it smells like cancer.
But I've seen some people put diapers on their ducks. It's weird, but I guess it works.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38IAla4yz9w
>>57550773
Was looking at getting diapers for my dog earlier haha
>>57550673
I wish I could keep a pet demon.
>>57548205
Yeah, the Makech
>>57550896
>>>/x/
You can find your own tulpa there, lol
Or you could ask them to explain to you how to summon a few demons and some succubbi. Just be honest and tell them you're not trolling. :^)
>>57548205
>>57548270
>>57548538
>snails
>spiders
>snake or something
No, thank you.
By the way, I've heard a Japanese person who has a pet boar.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsO2lUBOnVA
>>57548424
>quokkas
10/10 best thing i've seen all day
>>57551780
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-04-17/french-tourists-fined-for-burning-quokka-on-rottnest-island/6402032
WTF! I hate France now!
>>57551825
That's fucked up.
>>57551871
Quokkas did literally nothing wrong they are qt as hell i fed them apples when i went to Rotnest island
>>57551929
I wonder why people do this. I mean, the animal wasn't bothering or threatening anyone. You have to be a colossal fuck to do shit like that.
>>57552001
Just french edge lords i guess. Some people are just fucked
>>57551825
Is "cunt" an appropriate term?
>>57552124
Yes
I have a cactus
>>57553835
I had one of those carnivorous plants.
(゜」д゜)」 french maaaaaaan! please cook creatur in op picture!!perhaps french man can cook it!!
>>57553962
These are not tasty.
>>57548862
>Does it bite? The turtle, I mean.
that's an alligator snapping turtle. will take your finger clean off
>>57548205
I think those giant African snails are considered an invasive species in the US.
>>57553988
perhaps,french shef can cook very well!!
they are't burazillian
>>57554195
Go fuck yourself.
