>mfw a french knight comes within 400 yards of me
fight with honor you sneaky bastard!
hahaha wed lad you absolute madman!
>my cannons when an american cruiser comes within 42 kilometres of me
>your longbows could have prevented this
>>57548260
>yfw you realize that most of the english archers had dysentery during the war, resulting in them taking the field with no pants so that they could expel their diarrhea freely while killing the french
>>57548400
Must've felt amazing. Better than sex
>>57548400
This would make a very good pepe
>un angloy parle une autre langue que le Français sur la même planète que celle où je me trouve
>>57548128
english arrows can't piece steel plates agincourt was an inside job
>>57548400
>you will never exterminate fr*gs and squirt brown water from your asshole AT THE SAME TIME
>>57548544
wew
Rude
I don't know why you hate u...oh yea, the Rainbow Warrior
>>57548474
as much as i hate pepes now, i would really want to see this
>>57548582
>mfw a frog thought his language, country and culture were relevant near me
>the eternal anglo isn't showing some fucking respect
Can't say I'm surprised
>>57548624
>language
>culture
>mfw some anglocucks use french vocabulary near me
>>57548651
you don't deserve respect
>>57548624
>NZ
>Using the word "relevant"
EVERYTIME
>>57548676
>the french literally invented the word "surrender"
golden_lel.png
>>57548693
And YOU, you deserve respect ?
>>57548735
>Oceans
>Confidence
>air
>defend
>mfw an "english" peasant comes within 400 toises of my canons
>the longbow is a good weapon of proven effectiveness
>but let use as main example a battle won because the enemy commander was a retard.
>>57548474
I remember something similar was posted times ago. Maybe i saved it.
>>57548741
y-yes
>>57548676
He meant to say tongue and way of life :^)
>>57548809
>in the sentence ending in surrender
frog education
>>57548853
So what ?
>>57548833
nope sir
>>57548833
You should reign your colonials in, they're getting uppity
France is fucking gay as hell
>>57548884
so those words aren't in the sentence you garlic munching twat
>>57548886
they're the ones who start who start it with France
we prefer to banter Italy, they get more butthurt
>>57548888
UK is fucking gay as hell
(but since you had FUCKING QUADS, I think you're right)
>>57548945
>"""""new""""" """""zealand""""" unable to take bants from french master race
>>57548888
nice digits
>>57548985
I was only pretending :^)
>>57548888
witnessed
>>57548945
I don't give a fuck about what you think, New Irrelevanteland
>>57548985
Oh here he goes again. Look at you Canada, posting on /int/ thinking you just said some smart shit.
Out of all countries that post here Canadians are the ones that piss me off the most. Their entire fucking culture makes no sense. What exactly is it that you do? Wear flannel shirts and slurp syrup?
If I think of America I think of guns, pop culture and freedom. Sure, lots of ignorant baboons but at least they wear their retardation like a badge of honor, use it as a cultural identity, their flag promotes the unity of the country with all these stripes and stars.
Germany is orderly, a country that prides itself on its rules and their citizens who follow them. It's also the country with the biggest responsibility when it comes to destroying Europe with its two world wars and government sanctioned refugee crisis. Their flag waves strong colors, black, red and gold. A dominant flag for a dominant country.
Russia is strong and stubborn to a fault. They live hard lives and don't complain about it. Obviously the entire country is pretty much a shithole but it breeds strong people who can take care of themselves. Their flag represents the cold, the white, the blue but also the burning passion in the red, it all comes together to signify that their country is bleak but there is strength in that.
But Canada, what are they fucking known for? Being "nice", i guess? Is that your role in the world? Being fucking nice? That's not an achievement. Everyone can be nice. It's easy to be nice. You just don't have to say anything bad.
So what did your fucking country decide to put on their flag to show the entire world what Canada is all about? A leaf. A FUCKING LEAF. You decided that you like to slurp your shitty syrup so damn much that you might as well put the fucking leaf that it's made of on the flag. You don't even respect your own country so why the hell should I?
>>57548888
Them digits though. The Eternal Anglo wins again.
>>57548978
Lel
I'm learning German because French influence in our language makes me vomit
>>57548985
Q*ebec
>>57549008
reminder
>>57549051
you're doing god's work anon
>>57548888
1,000 years and they still can't stop them.
>>57548888
God, you betrayed us, ONCE AGAIN...
>tfw even god has joined the coalition against France
>>57549023
I am not from Canada
>>57549063
>A***o-Canada
>>57549023
OH HERE HE GOES AGAIN. LOOK AT YOU, ETERNAL AUSSIE, POSTING ON /INT/ THINKING YOU JUST SAID SOME SMART SHIT
>>57549108
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH WHAT A FAGGOT
Reminder that Agincourt was a meme.
>>57549051
Trop tard...
>>57549092
And twice we've said you from the g*rmanroach and this is how you thank us.
>>57549108
what's that blue part m8? I thought it was part of canada?
>>57548400
For the love of God, noone tell india
>>57549108
but you are
>mfw everything smells nice
>>57549206
I want to x the y with Karen!
>>57549206
that's because the smell of garlic and BO can't be transmitted via the internet
>>57549179
But YOU are making fun of us with this kind of thread, dear "saviours"
>>57549179
You mean twice you've dithered, fucked up on secondary fronts, and tried to take credit when the big boys did the actual fighting?
Oh
here
he
goes
again
>>57548277
WHITE KNIGHT COMING THROUGH
>>57549232
we don't even start these threads
>>57549265
>65
pathetic, can the french do anything right?
>>57549288
Then tell your sons to stay away from the keyboard, m8
>>57549232
Kids did it not us.
>>57549258
Naff off yank
You would not have been able to get into yuropoor without us as a stepping stone.
>>57549319
Sinking your shitty hippie boats, you ungrateful twats
OBSESSED
B
S
E
S
S
E
D
>>57549359
I mean, If you're going to get pissy about it, we won't feed and clothe you in the next war you fuck up in.
>>57549426
indeed, many french women are obsessed with big anglo cocks
french girls like anal btw
>>57549387
>the french are proud of being a nation of terrorists
>>57549453
We're still paying for it, so fuck off, nothing was for free.
>>57549453
Gross oversimplification
>>57549459
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_diaspora
>200 000 Brits in France, and among them, a shiton of grills who want to taste the BIG FRENCH COQ
>>57549459
reminder: if you are a french woman, you HAVE been molested
>>57549525
yeah but there's like a million frogs in the UK and most of them are female
>>57549467
>anglos are proud of their archerfag ancestors
I swear Aussies/Poo Peelanders always try to claim and roleplay British history to somehow make them less irrelevant than they are
>>57549541
what is it with Latin cultures and sexual harassment? They're like Arabs
>>57549563
Rasheed
>>57549546
>a million frogs
>not 64M
>>57549556
more like
>anglos are proud of beating the french at literally everything
>>57549563
>be pom
>be a poof cunt
daily reminder that Longbowmen were Welsh not English and all the military success of the UK can be owed to Wales
>>57548735
Is there a name for English written with only Germanic words?
>>57549614
>literally everything
>>57549258
>>57549453
I'm embarrassed we share a border.
>>57549629
Old english
>>57549620
So because the longbowmen that were useful in several major battles in the Hundred Years War (that England lost) were Welsh somehow means that Wales are responsible for every single military success that England/the UK has had. Nice logic.
>>57549146
The brits keep celebrating and mentioning their few victories to hide all the defeats and the battle they avoided
And it work
>>57549629
https://ang.wikipedia.org/wiki/N%C4%ABwenglisc_spr%C7%A3c
tfw I had a threesome with an italian and french girl
when I unzipped my trousers I saw fear in their eyes at the size of my gigantic anglo cock
>>57549629
The pre-Frenchies English :^)
>>57549657
nice desert lmao
>>57549709
we were also your raiders and pirates throughout history
Welsh solders burned and raped women across the globe for the British empire
>>57549728
Are you sure the fear wasn't because of your smile?
>>57549728
>muh dick !
Man, are you 12 ?
What's the next step of your master plan ? "YOUR MOM" ?
>>57549757
Thanks m8
>Australia
>Africa
>ME
>>57548400
Were they indian longbowmen?
>>57549777
Nice trips, mon pote
>>57549789
Loobowmen dude LMAO
>>57549789
poo on the french
>>57549777
>>57549780
>mad frogs
lulz, your women were cumrags for nazi soldiers
>>57549780
>french ""empire"" is 99.9% meme desert
>"a-at least we have more desert than britain !" t. pierre
>british empire even has more of that
>>57549629
Nvm I just googled it, they call it Anglish
>For most of its being, mankind did not know what things are made of, but could only guess. With the growth of worldken, we began to learn, and today we have a beholding of stuff and work that watching bears out, both in the workstead and in daily life. The underlying kinds of stuff are the *firststuffs*, which link together in sundry ways to give rise to the rest. Formerly we knew of ninety-two firststuffs, from waterstuff, the lightest and barest, to ymirstuff, the heaviest. Now we have made more, such as aegirstuff and helstuff.
>>57549891
easy to understand desu
>>57549722
When did France ever control territory in England? Oh that's right they didn't.
We cucked you but you never cucked us :^)
>>57549935
>we wuz plantagenets n sheit
p*ms are almost as bad as fr*gs 2bh
>anglos, aka the masterace are triggered by our existence
>>57549935
Angevins.
>>57549970
Stop defending them, with your MUH ANGLO thing, then, ya cuck.
>>57549200
DESIGNATED SHITTING FRENCHMAN
>>57550010
I'm an equal opportunity shitposter
>>57550016
It would be extremely painful...
>>57550046
pour vous
>>57550073
No, for their anuses
Absolutely not obsessed
>>57548735
>Surrender
>>57549981
You should feel proud that you were the only ones who could even compete
>>57549981
That's another example of England controlling territory in France.
Ahhhhh....
>>57549970
You might be a literal retard but British knights fought to win those lands, it doesn't matter if the ruling family was French. Most others weren't.
>>57550152
Kekkkk
>>57550131
Angevins were French m8
>huuuuuur Anglos controlled France
French*
>>57550119
Dear Kingdom...I MISS YOU ;_;
>>57550119
>all those uncapitalised headings
>all that retarded grammar
>mad war
>war britain
this looks real
when did you realise welsh were the uk masterrace
>>57550177
Welsh archers*
>>57550225
I heard you subhumans shag sheep
disgusting 2bh
>>57550225
Dear Celtic mates.....
>>57550272
>new zealand
lulz
>>57548400
>>57550290
That's not funny
That's scary
Imagine a fucking welsh, shitting on you....brrrr
Weekly reminder that France belongs to Britain.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treaty_of_Troyes
>>57550380
france belongs to the Angevin Empire
>>57550216
https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liste_des_guerres_de_la_France
Blame google translate. There's an English version, but it's not in a chart. You can check every war outcome in the English page yourself if you don't believe it. It won't change the fact the English lost so much during those 200 years they incorporated surrender in their language.
>>57550326
They didint even need to coat their arrows with shit before the battle, they just walked up and took a big dump on their pile of arrows right on the battlefield.
>>57550326
actually during agincourt, horses got stuck in the mud, what if...it wasn't mud.
>>57550444
>fr.wikipedia.org
holy shit, this exists? why?
>>57550459
............................................oh god !
>>57550459
CHARGE OVER THAT FIELD!
>its a fucking swamp made out off shit water
People don't give the French people enough credit that they deserve. They invented many beaultifull pictures and culture, such as the MonaLisa and the Eifell Tower. They also had Napoleon Bonapart a great conquered who beat all of the countris and only lost because of stinky Russia and tricky Britain. They also beat the Germans in 2 world wars so you better watch out when you mess with the French you trash.
Viva la france!
>>57550444
Kek dat damage control
>>57550505
>when we're cowards, the others make fun of us
>when we're brave, the others make fun of us
It's tough to be a frog
>>57550459
>>57550569
it is pretty unique that a western european people can be this butthurt about another people. when will the brits forgive us for bullying them?
>>57550555
Mona Lisa was painted by an Italian.
Im gay and love black dicks
>>57550635
shhhhh
>>57548400
double-fertilizing the soil with shit
>>57550569
I don't really like to perpetuate the eternal Le surrender meme for france t bh.
France dominated Europe for pretty much 300 years, there's no denying that.
Most wars after you centralised your feudal mess required most of europe in a coalition too stand a chance.
You where also the only reason the Swedish "Empire" ever was a thing, without your financial support we would never have been able to field such huge armies compared to our size.
>>57550698
yummy
>>57550701
Thanks, Sweden.
>>57550741
CAS
TI
LLON
French are snail eating cowards
I like this guy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvKJcxa8x_g
>>57550685
Jesus christ.
I'm afraid to tell you something anon. she looked old in her latest movie.
>>57550816
Canadians are _________________?
>>57550846
from a non-country
>>57550569
Postpone a battle you can't win is not cowardice and do a cavalry charge in a puddle of shit isn't bravery.
>>57550844
women ageing is a tragedy
>>57550846
Master race
>>57550865
Postpone ?
>>57549023
better than having that cuckstamp in the upper left corner and some random fucking stars. better than being known for kangaroos and for being adept at being asshats. better than being an irrelevant backwater in the middle of a literal sea of irrelevance
>>57550917
>cuckstamp
Pajeeet.
>>57550887
someone should clone her
>>57550569
It's because of the most recent major conflict being WW2 doesn't help. Before that France won many battles and wars.
What is Canadian culture?
>>57550984
Fuckin' yer mum
>>57550974
Thanks, eternal anglo...
>>57550917
Oh here he goes again. Look at you Canada, posting on /int/ thinking you just said some smart shit.
Out of all countries that post here Canadians are the ones that piss me off the most. Their entire fucking culture makes no sense. What exactly is it that you do? Wear flannel shirts and slurp syrup?
If I think of America I think of guns, pop culture and freedom. Sure, lots of ignorant baboons but at least they wear their retardation like a badge of honor, use it as a cultural identity, their flag promotes the unity of the country with all these stripes and stars.
Germany is orderly, a country that prides itself on its rules and their citizens who follow them. It's also the country with the biggest responsibility when it comes to destroying Europe with its two world wars and government sanctioned refugee crisis. Their flag waves strong colors, black, red and gold. A dominant flag for a dominant country.
Russia is strong and stubborn to a fault. They live hard lives and don't complain about it. Obviously the entire country is pretty much a shithole but it breeds strong people who can take care of themselves. Their flag represents the cold, the white, the blue but also the burning passion in the red, it all comes together to signify that their country is bleak but there is strength in that.
But Canada, what are they fucking known for? Being "nice", i guess? Is that your role in the world? Being fucking nice? That's not an achievement. Everyone can be nice. It's easy to be nice. You just don't have to say anything bad.
So what did your fucking country decide to put on their flag to show the entire world what Canada is all about? A leaf. A FUCKING LEAF. You decided that you like to slurp your shitty syrup so damn much that you might as well put the fucking leaf that it's made of on the flag. You don't even respect your own country so why the hell should I?
>>57550838
>once you put it all together, and you'e got a murder weapon
>>57548945
Actually they are, read again.
>>57548277
The native moose had a few good attempts on him.
He is better than Harper tho. We can only do with what we got.... scrapping the bits out of the barrel at this point now. I'm just happy it's not Trump, Cruz, or Hillary.
Id have to dust off the old .303 Moose rifle for that.
>>57549935
Wasn't all or most of England's Kings French? I thought someone did a presentation on that in high school.
Anyone know specifics to that, can't google. I'm off to the fridge to grab a beer.
>>57551170
>He is better than Harper tho
>I'm just happy it's not Trump
Okay now I'm positive you're a Pajeet.
>>57551072
Shhh.... Hes a muslim teen going through a phase. Let him be m8..... Let him be.
>>57549179
i wouldn't call running away to your island (said retreat being covered by french troops, btw) and sitting there until the US joins the fight and betraying poland saving anyone from anything, mate
>>57551255
Now I'm positive your not entirely certain how economics work. lol.
Lets be clear, Trudeau is NOT good.... but hes better then Harper and Trump. I didn't waste my days in school sleeping... but If I knew what I was going to get paid for it. I should have picked a fucking trade.
>mfw I can see the white of a redcoat's eye
>>57551376
>better than haper
Based Harps left us with record high GDP growth and a budget surplus, get the fuck out of here
>>57551358
Greatest allies forever, pierre.
>>57551376
>I don't know how economics work
>The ex drama teacher who's done jack shit is better than the multi billionaire entrepreneur who wrote the book on business acumen.
Harper had a solid plan too but it went to shit because he put all our eggs in a single basket.
>>57551358
>and sitting there
If by sitting as in sitting in fighter planes and winning a major air war against Germany, with the help of many Polish pilots and Canadians, then yes.
>>57551404
Treacherous kike American pussies tb.h senpai
I like the french and British. But fuck the Germans
>>57551551
this
I wish we just let russia take germany
seriously, fuck them
>>57551573
Imagine if Soviets most of europe during WW2,
This would probably mean that they would have to give up more concessions to their smaller republics thanks to whole Germany and france being autonomous regions in it now and without the constant threat of an invasion from the allies/NATO they wouldnt need to focus so much on military might and instead put more of their industry on rebuilding the countries. truly this would be the start of paradise on earth and you had to go blow it all up you fucking capitalist swine.
>>57550741
>there were reports that the English longbow men could simply kick over the exhuaseted French men-of-war into the mud, who would then be unable to get back up
>in an unusual turn of events, the number of French prisoners outnumbered their captors
Jesus Christ
>>57551573
>>57551551
2/3's of white Americans are descended from Germans.
If it wasn't for German defectors, the Nazi's may have won WWII.
>>57551809
Life sucks m8
>>57551437
>>57551493
Yea... that is it exactly lol..
The ex drama teach NOT doing anything is better then Harper lol. There is more to running a country then economics. He didn't play the long game. Not like any of them do. He did a lot of things no directly increasing the economy but long term crippling it. Now a lot of our companies producing oil have Chinese investors or even bought out. So, you tell me. Want money in Canada? Let immigrants in and let them work, keep MNC's off our resources and sell it to refine as per fair legal trade agreements... the TPP isn't and doesn't benefit citizens at all OR the economy long term.
We really need a system where people who don't have the time to spend figuring this shit out, can just go online ask questions and get educated on the facts and supports of each piece of legislation. Accountability. Our country would be a lot more unified and a lot more productive if everyone knew what the fuck was exactly going on.
