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ITT: We confess our /int/-related secrets

>I make fun of Poland a lot here but it's actually just because I'm jealous of them
>the cuck meme affects me a lot because it's true, in Sweden all girls want foreign cock so all Swedish guys who aren't Chads can't get gf
>I wish I was born in America
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t. polish swede
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jealous?
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>I unironically believe there is no hope for Sweden
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Sudanbro GTFO'd me several times but i won't admit
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>i am hispanic
>make fun of chicanos
kill me senpai
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>>57525043
in irl I love every nationality even japan
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>>57525127
Sudanbro is the nicest person on this board

>tfw he will probably be executed for falsely being accused of being gay by some cunts
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>>57525194

>sudanbro can unironically get beheaded for browsing 4chan
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>>57525129
>half portuguese
>reply to every portuguese poster t. alberto barbosa
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I am addicted to (You)s
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>>57525043

>america really is the best country in the world.
>sweden is alright.
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>>57525346
>half portuguese

BIG
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I like to shitpost but the spam detectors have been preventing me from doing so lately.
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>want to backstab bongs
>pitty of spaniards and italians
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>>57525548
Why?

>i dont mind frogs.
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I have no gf
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The manlet meme gets to me.
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I unironically fap to cuckolding porn.
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>>57525043
>I don't actually have anything against minorities. I just shitpost because I have nothing better to do.
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>no gf
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>>57525758
How tall are you?
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>>57525770
I've fapped to lesbian cuckolding, ie a girl is fucking my gf in front of me while degrading and mocking me instead of some black guy doing it. Does it make me a cuck?
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>>57525043
>Sweden, my brother, is a flaming homosexual femnazi.
Feels good to let it out.
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>>57525548
what the fuck "pitty" even means
that you are a fake friend but secretly pity us?
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I'm racist, but I've fucked nigresses. Four times.
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>>57525043
t. pole with a proxy
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>>57525822
175cm.
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>>57525043
>complain about cuckery in Europe
>>I wish I was born in America
Why?
If there's any place more cucked than Europe it's the US.
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>>57525949
>tfw I am 1m84
>tfw I weight 85 kg
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I only make fun of Europeans because I admire them and don't want them to completely destroy their societies.
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>>57526008
Swedes are delusional dont you get it? Stockholm syndrome to the max.
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>>57526008
>Implying America won't avoid arresting people based on offending religions
Suck it Muhammad Klein.
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>>57526045
If it's muscle, you're good
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>>57525949
t. manlet
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>>57526008
A person like Donald Trump would get 0 support in most of Western Europe.
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i'm half terrone half padano
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>I'm secretly jealous of the British Empire
>I used to have a black friend
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I'm not racist at all, and I like the concept of immigration, in an American dream kind of way. Racemixing is okay.

I don't like muslims or Islam, but I don't hate most Muslims, and I'm not afraid of Islam.
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>>57525043
Then be the alpha your country needs.
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>>57526202
Le Pen in France
Wilders in Nederlands
UKIP in UK
They all get over 20, 30 and even 40% in the case of Wilders.
Of course they won't win elections but neither will Trump and in the end the Sanders/Hitlery cucks are in charge.
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I'm slowly dying and will be gone in a year or two, but I'm happy about it.
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>>57526202
Le Pen
Wilders
And good ol'Nigel

I would say SD in sweden but I don't actually know how leads that
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>>57525043

>Threads seem to be abandoned when I reply.
>I like England.
>
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>>57525129
Same desu

CHI
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I really fucking all Italians, and most Hispanic and island nations on this board. Anytime I see them post I try my best to ignore them.

Everybody else is alright.
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>>57525895
How can you be racist against your own kind, monkey
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>>57526972
Your bats will make you immortal.

Here have a fresh (you) to extend your life another day
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>>57527345
Shut up burger go shot another school pedo
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>>57527634

>underage
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>>57527634
forgot one
>I'm unironically patriotic and eat multiple burgers in an average week
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>>57525043
I actually think that Europe is doomed under a sea of Islam

Also I'm apparently not white
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>>57525043
I wish I was a slav
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I catfished a single mum from the states that I met playing wow
/int/ really affected the way I look at certain countries, in 2014 when I was in Scotland for the games I had a chance to go to Sweden but chose to go to Denmark instead since I thought it'd be safer to travel there alone
I like Americans more than brits(mostly after I went to England though)
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I often play devil's advocate to piss people off or just to keep conversation going.
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>>57527073
SD is more like your Democrats while every other party would be tumblr SJW women's studies students. No I'm not exaggerating, SD is the only party in Sweden opposing hundreds of thousands of unchecked young muslim men coming here every year.
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>>57527774
An aussie once cut in line while I went shopping. I was like 12 and there wasn't even a queue, he just shoved in line. He was wearing a straw hat in the fucking winter.
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>>57527556

Go deal some drugs, work a fruit stand, and behead your cousin, juan
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>>57527947

cowardly, weak little brits should always make way for big, strong australians
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>>57528001
Want statehood, Australia? Our other contenders have proven unworthy
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I love every country on this board

You're all great
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I get really, really fucking angry if I can't recognise a flag because all I do is shitpost here so flags are really all I have to fall on. A few weeks ago my Paki neighbour started flying the Pakistan flag outside his house and I saw it and thought it was the Turkey flag for a few seconds before realising my mistake. Got super fucking pissed at myself and spent the entire night (until 5am anyway) drawing british flags and burning them in the sink then using the ashes to draw paki flags so I wouldn't forget again.
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>>57529134
What
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>I'm jealous of Japan's homogeneity and cultural staying power as opposed to a crumbling Europe and New World, so I mock them out of spite
>I go easy on the Jews here so as to not scare them away but I genuinely hate their race with every fiber of my being
>I hate America, but don't vocalize that opinion to foreigners
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>>57525376
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I legitimately hate russians and wish they'd all die.
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>>57529134
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>>57525043
Really wish that I could've been born somewhere like Canada, US, Australia or at least just be able to study there but there's probably no chance of that happening. Fuck I hate living here.
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>>57529379
Claim refugee status and move to Germoney.
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>>57529134
Autism speaks
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I want to survey immigrants (refugee or not) for a girl I agree with and do the whole fake marriage thing to get her over here.
I just get off on the domination.
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>>57529408
but im white
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>>57529618
Just say you're an albino coloured person
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>>57525043
I hate center and south americans, I've met some peope here in Mexico, and they are nice, but the fucking people online form southamerica are annoying as fuck.
I love/hate US, they're fricking annoying:
>Hur dur, stealing our jobs, hur dur, I'm a lazy fat fuck that won't do that kind of jobs but still I complain.

I want to live a few years in Scandinavia, which country idk.

Fuck argentina, most annoying people on earth
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>>57525043
>I'm a filthy liberal cuck that wants to invite foreign workers to Libya
>I wish I was born in EU
>I hate Libyan girls
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>>57529695
absolutely sickening
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I unironically believe I'm white.
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>>57530381
Post pic
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>>57530435
n-no
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I like Peru
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>>57525376
here's your fix
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>>57530381
me too
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>>57525376
(You)
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>>57530381
Same. And I am a little bit proud to have a german last name, even if I don't look like one.
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i wish i was american
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>>57530810
Well you ignored the subjunctive mood so you're already halfway there.
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>>57530837
sorry, is it i wish i were american?
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All danes on the internet are retarded. I wish I could post with a Norwegian or maybe a Finnish flag.

I have pretended to be a non-dane when abroad, to avoid talking to other Danes.
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>>57530874

Proper grammar ain't American you little pussy BITCH.
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>>57525043
>I make fun of Poland a lot here but it's actually just because I'm jealous of them

lol faggot
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>>57530922
>tfw constant cringe when in the company of both foreigners and danes
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>>57525770
Me too
>tfw cuckold fetish
>tfw no gf to cheat on me
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>I fucking despise Americanisation yet I like Americans
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I'm actually a huge euroboo especially for france and I die a little inside when frenchanons say something mean about us.
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>>57529270
Same
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>>57530810
For what reason?

Grass is greener on the other side?

I'd be willing to switch places.
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>>57530769
Not a single drop of moorish blood, my friend.
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>>57530810
I wish I was Danish.
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>>57525043
I wish American would form an alliance with us like they did with Tunisia :(
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I'm a huge euroboo especially for the Benelux countries :^(

I just want Flanders to secede and join their Dutch brethren and gas all the Walloons
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>>57531267
americans have a better mentality
bigger, more exciting country
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>>57526115

In the US it's race.. And more recently, transgenderism and feminism. Also, there's a reason the cucking meme is 100% American in origin.
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>>57531159
Don't worry I love ouiaboos like you. Cime home !

As for me I keep arguing with Anglos and trying to sound cheeky, but deep down I know our country fucked up a lot and that the UK has been better than us in many fields. I wish we had the equivalent of Australia or Canada and NZ.
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>>57526202

Agreed to be honest... He's kind of an imbecile, and not afraid to show that to the world. That's not considered a virtue in most of Europe, but in the US it gets him some credit because 'he shoots from the hip', which is apparantly an excuse for bullshitting constantly.

>>57526517
>Wilders in Nederlands
>>57527073
>Wilders

Is a career politician that came up through the ranks of the VVD (Dutch liberal party, but classicly liberal obviously) and is a contemporary of Ayaan Hirshi Ali.. He's never had an 'actual' job in his life, besides being in Parliament and having other political jobs. He's been part of the political establishment longer than he's turned against it... On top of that, he's basically a socialist that opposes Islam and immigration. He's nothing like Trump.

The first real anti-establishment politician that became somewhat succesful unfortunately got murdered before being able to have a shot at it... He was a REAL outsider, like Trump (though in many ways nothing like him, for instance he was from academia rather than business).
>pic
;_;
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>>57531770
>he's basically a socialist that opposes Islam and immigration. He's nothing like Trump

That actually more or less describes Trump's consistent positions. He's pretending to be a little more conservative to win the nomination, but it's obviously a farce, as his socialist tendencies have snuck through several times.
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>>57531343
>I just want Flanders to secede and join their Dutch brethren and gas all the Walloons

What the fug knicca....

Why do Americans always have such weird fantasies about European countries? Also, my confession

>All memes are real. Every one of them, especially if it concerns any type of Anglo.

That said, you're all decent lads and I wish you the best.
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When people say they want Americans to all die it actually affects me and makes me sad
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>>57531676
I agree. It's a shame France didn't depopulate places like Algeria or Madagascar and fill them with French.
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>>57531951
I fail to see why that's a weird fantasy especially since it was a thing at one time
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>I have a secret fetish with brirish guys
>I actually like brits in general
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>>57529134
>engerland
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>>57531830
>consistent positions

But he's running as a non-socialist. Wilders is completely cander about his ideas about the welfare state, from what I can tell. He's also (or seems to be) a lot more tactical in his provocations and outburst... Trump constantly seems to be saying stupid shit he has to later crawl back on. Wilders on the other hand seems to constantly push the limit, with matters going so far as him going to court and repeating his position to the judges without crawling back a milimeter, sometimes even doubling down... Trump seems to still be looking for his 'style' or his niche so to speak. Wilders has been very consistent in his ideas and methods for the past decade or so.
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>>57531830
>Trump
>socialist tendencies
This is what I don't like about the populist right. Your hearts are in the right place but somehow you don't understand Trump is very pro business
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>I honestly hate Belgian people
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>>57525770
I could never actually allow myself to be cuckolded but I love fapping to the thought of it. Pretty patrician fetish desu
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>>57532018

Flanders a part of the Netherlands, but not Wallonia? That was never a thing...
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I'm not actually racist, xenophobic or anything of the sort
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I barely post here anymore because of the backlash on >sweden if I say anything.
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>>57532200
I didn't say I wanted it to be?

The post clearly said Flanders to secede and join their Dutch brethren and gas all the Walloons
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>>57531295
Thats pretty white for me
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>>57532233

>Swedes literally bullied into hiding because they're such sensitive girls

I swear to god, like I said(>>57532018)
, the memes are real. All of them....
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>>57532233
Consider it as a motivation to improve your country, good luck!
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>>57532233
It's okay Sweden, I like you

>tfw dont have the money to visit Sigtuna, Umeå or Göteburg
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>>57532253

>Flanders secedes
>Joins Netherlands
>We now gas all the Walloons

So now Flanders is a part of the Netherlands, and Wallonia is an empty wasteland that belongs nowhere? I don't get it m8...
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>>57532367
Walloons are subhuman niggers that don't deserve life
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>the only reason i oppose immigration is because i hate how succesful brown/black men are at getting cute white girls
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>i'm not a racist but like to pretend i am one for the memes
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>>57532427

Many Walloons are literally Dutch people that stuck with speaking French as it fell out of fashion with the Lowlandish elites.
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I secretly want african gf and I'm bored in silence and darkness.
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>>57531343
>Dutch brethren
>DUTCH
>brethern
In what kind of fantasy world do you live in matje? However I do applaud you for taking interest in our meme countries.
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My bestfriend is a arabic girl, I would never admit it on here.
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>like to think I'm a socialist and far left but am genuinely disgusted when I look at black peoples ugly faces
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>I'm not racist and I'm pro racemixing although I sometimes pretend otherwise for the memes
>but I still dislike jewish elites controlling everything
>I act meanie and banter France but still I want them to be alright and feel sad with all the shit that is happening
>I usually act manly and alpha on the internet despite my life being crumbling down
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It saddens me when other Americans say they hate America. I like big cities and get a little upset when euros shit on them.
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>I'm ready to drive to Stockholm if shit hits the fan t b h

>>57532233
this, it's getting frustrated
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>>57525043
>seeing the state of Europe genuinely makes me feel bad for Euros, but I still shitpost about it
>I get triggered when I see people bashing America
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>>57532607
one might say that you're a national socialit of sorts
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>>57525129
chicano jjkasjksasjsaskja
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>>57532607
You know you can be socialist without being progressive right?
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>>57532711
>I also feel jealous of Portugal sometimes
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>>57532881
>it's getting frustrated
good, you're like a fat kid getting into weightlifitng because of constant bullyingg
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>>57532776
america is an illusion, it's a shitty failed babylonian empire being forced on us all.

Why wouldnt we hate it?


it's a pile of evil festering shit.
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>>57532937
I know. Most are pretty antiracist though so I don't really fit in. I'm also literally gay so I guess I don't really belong anywhere.
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>>57532982
>i have been member of SD since 2012
>active, hold political positions
I'm trying the democratic way first, even if my hopes for that are fading
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>>57527634
Enjoy your 3 months ban lmao
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>>57533008
Agreed. It's a cultureless cesspool that produces 90% of the world's degeneracy. It is seriously saddening the most powerful military on earth is owned by a complete meme of a country.
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>Everyday i wake up i hope there has been another terrorist attack in Europe so that public opinion will move farther to the right and people start hating muslims more openly
i dont even care about the dead mate
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>>57533078
>>active, hold political positions

Is it as awful as it seems from the outside to be 'openly' SD in Sweden? Does it cause problems in your personal and/or professional life because people think you are literally Hitler, I mean?
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I like all cunts in general, except for poland, I like them a bit less.
I am not racist or anything like that.
I wish I was somewhere else, like norway. Somewhere I can drink tap water without getting sick.
I really like norway.
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>>57533234
this t b h

>secretly wishing some achmed would explode a bomb in Stockholm
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>>57533098

Did you report the lad? Good riddance.. Ordnung muss sein.
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>>57533224
Theres the door, bitch.
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I am BR nationalist, pro-Dilma/Lula, pro-Latin America that has made several copypastas mocking BR self-haters and have been banned more than 50 times from here
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>>57533310

Why are Americans such meme-kings?
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>>57533234
This desu.
A few will die sure, but hopefully it will be better than losing all of Europe.
I think Europe has too much culture and history to be overcome by rapefugees and sandniggers.
I wish you the best Europe.
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>>57533234
This
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>>57525043
I'm actually not introverted at all, I have a fairly large group of friends and I find it easy to start conversations. I don't like drinking alone and don't give a fuck about hockey. I find memes mostly annoying. Never been depressed and find joy in everyday things.
I Finn it up here because some people find it amusing.
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>>57533310
Leaving would be godsend. Have fun living in a 65% white (and fastly declining) country and slaving away for jew bosses your whole life.
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>>57533242
It's better these days. But if i seek job i would not be open about my political views, and i often don't present myself as such in other situation.

I mostly hang around other sweden democrats. Or people that is okay with it.
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>>57532003
Yeah. Look at the only successful colonies : US, natives replaced by whites
Canada, same
Australia, same
New Zealand, same.
We didn't do that and our colonies are now shit. Gotta admit Anglos are way more pragmatic than we are.
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I just ate a massive cheeseburger, a bunch of greasy fries, and a huge milkshake.
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>I don't actually hate Indians, they're pretty cool overall
>don't know anything about rest of the world except american culture and that hitler killed six million jews
>constantly call Pakistan a shithole yet don't want to go anywhere else
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>>57533334
>I am BR nationalist, pro-Dilma/Lula, pro-Latin America
Kill yourself, shithole pride sucks
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>>57533078
>I'm trying the democratic way first
best approach imo, if it won't work then violence is likely to happen and you'll have your fair share of it, no reason to jump the gun
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>>57533498
HOW DARE OF YOU SPEAK NICE THINGS OF BRAZIL YOU DONT KNOW NOTHING BRAZIL IS THE SHITTIEST COUNTRY ON EARTH EVERYBODY IS BROWN LOW IQ MISERABLE COMMUNIST MONKEY THAT KILLS NEGROS AND FUCK HIV WHORES STINKING OF PISS AND SHIT BRAZIL IS SHIT 60K BR MURDER BEST DAY OF MY LIFE SHIT SHIT PISS FECES FUCK YOU I AM BRAZILIAN AND WISH I WAS ANYTHING BUT IT JUST KILL ME WITH YOUR SUPERIOR LIGHT SKIN BLONDE UBERMENSCH 300 IQ BIG WHITE DICK PLS COLONIZE USA
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Feels good to let it out, doesn't it?
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>>57533555
nice numbers
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>>57533562
I already shit up this board so much that it doesn't make a difference kek
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>>57533478
>constantly call Pakistan a shithole yet don't want to go anywhere else
Stockholm syndrome
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Norway is the best Scandinavian country.
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>thread is going nicely until a br decides to all caps the shit out of it

Every time I see a Brazilian flag on /int/ I hope it is not a shit post, because the hue meme is mostly true in every aspect.
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>>57533624
Nah, Åland is

"more swedish then sweden" was the slogan a few years ago.
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>>57533624
Iceland>Norway> the others
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>>57533675
Sounds like a "country" with 0 national identity
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>>57533670
Hello my fellow 4channers, my name is Abu Handbanana, and as you can notice from the flag above, yes, I am Brazilian, but no, I am not the steriotypical Brazilian, I am a different kind of Brazilian, I am different. How? Do you ask? You could supposedly say I am a civilized kind of Brazilian, a superior one, akin to you my fellow civilized first world 4channers; as you know already, Brazilians are uncivilized folks that are only good at throwing their excrements at one another, screeching loudly, demanding goods and stealing earnings from the hard working people of the world. I, for instance, do not partake with such people, I mean you can certainly see that I am different kind of Brazilian, I mean look at my persona, you can certainly spot several differences in my presentation. As such, as you have read thus far, I speak perfectly English, akin to you my fellow civilized folks, I am dressed properly to my exhibition to the civilized first world, as you can notice in my picture attached to this manifesto; also I am devout believer of reason over emotion, different from the animalistic people that unfortunately share this land with myself; and finally the most important piece of evidence that proves that I am a differentiated kind of inhabitant of this inferior country and also a similar being to you my god chosen people is the undeniable and objective fact, the basis of every single claim that I've made thus far, is the lawful, dogmatic and genuine fact that I am indeed NOT A MONKEY
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>>57531953

Only muslims actually think that, don't worry
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>>57533334
>I am BR nationalist
>pro-Dilma/Lula, pro-Latin America

You got to choose one senpai
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I actually enjoy all the love I am getting.
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The surrender meme triggers me so much you have no idea
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>>57533727
Åland is a country. Just like Foroyar.
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>>57533820
and the "france is latin" meme triggers you too?
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>>57533863
No
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>>57533606
I've been to other countries and none are as convenient and good as this place.

You can live like a god here if you make good money. And almost all the first world facilities are available in both cities.
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>>57533897
thank god :D
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>>57533863
there is at least a little bit of truth about the latin france meme, while the other one is just pure hatred directed at france in the worst way possible and it also shows you dont care about history or genuinely knowing things you just pick up all the shit you hear and repeat it indefinitely no matter what. This is truly the worst thing ever.
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>>57533915
What's it like there? Are most people pretty durka or is that just a meme?
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>>57533971
yeah, I often get triggered when americans shitpost some shit, specially when other BRs here buy their shit, at least you guys here still got pride, most BRs here have sold theirs
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>>57531295
small fingers
look so strange
next to palm
>>
I'm American, and I got so sick of having to tell people that on here and /pol/ that now I just run with it and switch to British English whenever somebody calls me Mohammed or makes some fucking sharia joke if I try to talk about American politics/culture. It's giving me 4chan multiple personality disorder.
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>>57525376
>sudanbro
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I hate the way americans can't handle a joke. They get butthurt and start explaining why they are so great. And the way they deny saying america is the best country in the world.
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>>57534077
buy a VPN
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>>57534077
>It's giving me 4chan multiple personality disorder.
kek
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>>57534063
omg you are right, look at those tiny fingers .
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>>57534142
Americans are always assblasted, don't pay attention to it
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The end of colonialism was a huge mistake.
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>>57525043
My country is so shitty that the banter is ineffective
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I'm upset that so many foreigners support our independence movements for some reason.
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>>57525376
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>>57525043
i unironically cringe everytime i see a canadian post
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>>57534304
I don't.
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>>57534155
that's quite a bit of money to spend on not having your dental hygiene questioned on a Burmese knitting forum.
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>>57525823
>>57531007

that is the most pathetic shit i've read today

the memes are real, the west is doomed
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>>57533820
>The Netherlands did surrender after five days
>nobody cares
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>>57525694
i actually don't want to make a gf because i like this feeling i like to feel miserable
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>>57534346
Thanks.
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Mämmi is fucking delicious.
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>>57525127
>>57525303
Sudanbro restored my faith in humanity by talking shit about Islam in an Islamic country
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>>57534417
This. I hate being a khv but if I ever actually managed to get laid then I wouldnt fit in on /r9k/ anymore.
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>>57525043
>I unironically hate individualism and think it's the cause of most of the west's problems
>I wish I was born chink, and was forced to study to near suicide from birth instead of wasting my childhood being bored or playing outside doing nothing important
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>>57525043
The non-country thing annoys me sometimes because it feels like such an oversimplification of problems that have been stewing for centuries. Not that it isn't (half)-true though.
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I love and hate Americans but I want them to change.
I love and hate English but I want them to never change.
I love and love the Germanics.
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I don't understand this Pepe meme at all
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>>57534534
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>>57535011
it is kc mene
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>when people call me Paco or Pancho because my flag, they're actually right. That's my name
>when people call me tyrone I pretend to be nigger tier black but let them know I'm not
>when people think I'm white I just let them think that
>when people make fun of the US I wish I could get in on it too
>i love making fun of SWEDEN YES
>aussies and turks shouldnt get that much attention for their flags
>i hate mexicans IRL despite/because I am one
>i wish i was dutch
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i like russian language desu

gdye moy vyelosipyed? :DDDD
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>>57535140
>when people think I'm white I just let them think that
Your flag is American, nobody thinks that.
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It makes me sad that nobody on /int/ likes us
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I have a serious, serious problem with all this 'Alberto Barbosa' shitposting. My sister is pregnant and the thought of her naming her child Alberto honestly makes me sick.

Even though it is very unlikely I have spent the last 6 months doing EVERYTHING to prevent it. I keep sending her links to stories about murderers and rapists called Alberto. I walked around at night in the area close to her house and put up small signs saying 'Alberto will kill your kids'. The police got called but I wanted to ensure Alberto is a name she HATES. Hell I even bought a new phone and started texting her things like 'good sex last night babe, Alberto' and when her husband found out her slapped her and nearly threw her down stairs. Luckily he didn't and I hope the seed of hate is there now.
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>>57535254
t. Alberto Barbosa
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>>57535254
t. Alberto Barbosa
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>>57535254
oh jesus
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>>57535140
CHI
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>>57525076
Actually not.
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>I wish I was as good at shitposting as aussies
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>>57535216
polish people love ireland

like there's this oldie polish song that is literally called "i love you like i love ireland"

and the irish football fans are the best in the world

you're also cathol like us
>>
I wish I was american. I even applied for a greencard
>>
I feel sad when I see portuguese people talking bad about Spain.
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>>57525830
>brother
Off yourself, Cai-Göran.
>>
I always shitpost SWEDEN YES etc. when I see Swedes on /int/.

But in reality I feel quite sad about their predicament.

Sorry bruhs.
>>
I really dislike the current memes and I usually come here for the handful of more serious topics (1 in a hundred, but if you search, you'll find them)
Also, 4chan is infinitely better after Europennies go to sleep (except Australians and perhaps a few Canadians and the occasional "never had a gurlfriend baaaaaaa" threads by said Canadians). Americans become much more bearable (because they don't have to fend off against European shitpost. Between 02:00 to 05:00 AM CET is the prime time
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>migrants actually scare me
>I want to stay on this board forever and one day visit your countries
>I honestly like US posters
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>>57525043
I-I actually don't drink that much anymore and i'm in a steady relationship
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I like to shit on France and Quebec but I secretly admire them
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>>57535626
>The light inside is broken but I still work
Are you sure Chad Kroeger is not moonlighting as a vending machine technician?
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>>57529134
What
>>
i unchronically think USA is the best country in the world

just elect trump already and you'll be literally perfect
>>
>>57535671
I shit on France and the Walloons too bro but I secretly like to watch French movies
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Even though this is a shithole, I always have a small hope that it will improve and become more like the 5% that is not favela-tier shit places.
Also, I think Agentina and Chile are better places to live than here.
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>mfw WE WUZ KANGZ N SHIT but nobody believes us
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I sometimes make fun of Japan, but I'm still a huge weeaboo at heart.
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I'm bipolar towards the US, on one hand i make fun of their school shootings, 9/11, cuckold fetish, etc with the intention of pissing off /pol/tards but on the other hand i feel kind of bad because i've met many nice and polite americans both here and IRL
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>>57535987
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>>57535671
I'll probably stay in Quebec for the rest of my life I honestly think it's nice here

>>57535710
typical image from /r9k/
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>>57525043
>I wish Finns were mongols
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>>57529134

wat
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>>57535470
You're cool too poland
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>>57529134
This has to be b8 m8
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>>57533998
Mostly a meme
>>
>Best /int/ thread in a long time
>But please, no more like this, I like shitposting
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>>57525043
Girls date outgoing guys because they are the ones that approach girls the most, not because they are of any particular race. The only reason you see foreign guys with girlfriends is because they come from more sociable circles/cultures.

t. introverted negro who has only dated one girl
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>>57525043
>I wish I was born in America
Who doesn't? Anyway:

>I get butthurt about mongolposting
>I'm jealous of the shitposting fame Australians have
>I like Swedes
>I like Russians on /int/
>I have a huge crush on Eesti
>I secretly wish Finno-Ugric people would unite and form an empire even though I know both empires and foreign finns are basically dead
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>>57536654
Russians on 4chan (when they can speak English) are GOAT posters.
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>>57536654
>I get butthurt about mongolposting
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I unironically hate muslims and germans.

USA and Finland a best.
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>>57536755
I'm a nationalistic sperg, the rest of finnposters don't seem to care and joke along.
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I love Norway
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>>57525895
>>57526359
I'm racist, or at least I think of race in the same sense as most of /pol/ do. I try to deny it because it gives me a serious inferiority complex and a cripling depression. I don't want to be the sucessfull nigger who is only sucessful due to winning the genetic lottery and being genetically smarter than 99% of my race rather than being sucessfull due to what I myself have made of my life.
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>>57529134
I love british posters.
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>>57532073
hello
>>
I want México to pay for the wall and I want mexicans to hate America so much that the poor would rather starve before stepping into American soil.

Im indifferent to Trump, honestly believe he would be just another president, justo with more problemas with congress and the news channels, at worst he would just be another useless meme source.
>>
>>57534063
Nice haiku
>>
I seriously hate when white women hate black and muslim men....I dont care if they date slav or Asian though...
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>>57537263
I mean date
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>>57537263
What about an Asian or Slavic Muslim?
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>>57535254
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My fear is a WW3 will break out and it's talvisota all over again. Nothing against normal Russians but the politics give me the creeps.


>>57536840

Same here. I just confirm myself that it's a meme and people don't actually mean it.
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>>57537434
Burn them;;;
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>>57537762
>My fear is a WW3 will break out and it's talvisota all over again. Nothing against normal Russians but the politics give me the creeps
And hopefully your army position won't give you a 3 seconds average survival time in war situation
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>I wish to go back in time and keep the USCA united
>I pretty much envy almost every country in the Americas because they have lots of land and are pretty much more relevant
>I wish I was born in North or South America
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>>57535254
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>>57529134
>flagtism
>>
I have yellow fever
>>
>>57532073
Hey, I'm an American, wanna fuck?
>>
I pretend to be multiple people in threads
>>
>>57533224
The fuck are you doing? You think anyone here gives a fuck about you or your whining? You're a mess.
>>
>>57533695
I legitimately agree.
>>
>>57535671
This desu senpai

also:
>jewish but secretly believe in /pol/ memes
>want nothing more than to be an Afrikaner and live in a comfy colonial dutch farm on the Cape with a qt white wife and 10 kids
>but I'm an ugly autistic manlet
why even live my friends
>>
>>57539756
Live for the memes
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>>57525043
Everytime a Dutch bullies me, it hurts me.

It doesn't affect me when it's under other flags, but when Netherlands does it hurts.
>>
>>57529134
Why are british poster laways so autistic????????????
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>>57539912
The Dutch are rude desu.
>>
I wish the Brits had colonized us. Spaniards are fucking incompetent.
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I fucking HATE Polish posters. Racist assholes who are dicks to everyone. And they're all blindly religious retards. Fuck, every polish poster makes me physically cringe. And the stupid forced KHAN meme they do the Aussies. It's not funny and never will be.

I love Canadian posters for the most part and hate when they're self-hating.

I have yet to see any non-shitposting Eastern Euro except Croatia. They're the only cool ones.

I honestly have no opinion of French posters at all and France is not interesting to me at all.

I wish there were more Swiss posters.

Swedish posts and sweden related posting are honestly boring and swedish memes are boring.

americans posters are probably the best quality posters but I don't care for the over-ironic memers or the /pol/ types.

south american posters kinda suck but Chileans are chill.

I wish south africa and africans posted more.

ASEAN posters are generally good. Too many flips - not that they're bad, just the proportion of their posting volume to other ASEAN posters is too unbalanced. I want to see more mainland posters like Vietnam and Cambodia.

Brit posters are cool, but their general is cancer.

I firmly believe generals are the death of this board and I dislike them on principle. The sectarianism goes against the point of this fucking board.
>>
>>57540282
>this
>>
>>57525043
I'm 1/8 Jewish. At least I have foreskin.
>>
>i make fun of australia but then i realize that even hobos on their streets have better life opportunities than me
>>
>>57540794
Wew lad you are some kind of ultra faggot communist nigger lover
>>
>>57541112
:^)
>>
>>57541202
A-are you a nigger?
>>
>>57540794
>americans posters are probably the best quality posters
Just admit it, you like them because they're the only ones who speak american
>I firmly believe generals are the death of this board and I dislike them on principle. The sectarianism goes against the point of this fucking board
Generals are the exact point of this board besides having international talk about cultures and languages
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>>57525043
>I'm really attracted to black grills, especially in a sexual way, and way more than average white grills
>>
>>57541857
forgot:
>and I still call many /int/ posters niggers
>>
>>57530702
this desu

>>57533820
camarón
a
m
a
r
ó
n
>>
I'm too old for this.

I like Argentina very much. Some dear friends are studying in Buenos Aires and I want to go there too.
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>>57541333
very white friend

>>57541851
not even. Most foreigners speak better english.
and for general I disagree because you're not just supposed to be talking to your countrymen... that's what reddit is for :^)
>>
>>57525043
I am quite disheartened at how leafs seem to disproportiantely give ugly, poor banter, full of ugly 4chan language and devoid of humour
>>
honestly america is worse then australia
>>
>>57537094
Hi qt, sorry for the late response :^)

>>57539333
Sorry, but I've said brirish guys, americans need no apply

>>57541984
You're very welcome to come here my friend
>>
>>57542299
The humanity is evident in the wit of many countries' banter, I don't know why many leafs get so upset and memey.
>>
Argentina is a third world shithole full of abbos..
>>
>>57542693
You do have the some of the worlds most beautiful women and Martinez and Maidana. Thats all i really know. Buenons aires!
>>
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>>57542693
Could I pass as a local in your country?
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>>57542944
STOP POSTING THIS YOU LITERAL BABOON
>>
>>57539756
>>want nothing more than to be an Afrikaner and live in a comfy colonial dutch farm on the Cape with a qt white wife and 10 kids
Are you me?
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>>57529134
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>>57543009
"No"
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>>57531295
You are very effeminate aren't you? Not trying to be a prick or anything.
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>>57543015
it truly is the most depressing feel in the world isn't it? every day I read news from south africa and it's all just going to shit.

I feel so strongly for this country but I've never even been there. I should probably kill myself for being no better than a weeb
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>>57525043
Spending time on /pol/ and /int/ actually made me change my views from mildly conservative to moderately leftist. I've dropped /pol/ from my board list a few days ago because I feel I no longer fit there. /int/ is a bit less hivemind-ish and whiny so I still hang around here from time to time.
>>
>>57534572
What's a khv?
>>
>>57543350
Faggot.
>>
>>57540282
>>57540827
Could be, but that's not the thing, I don't have a problem with rudeness.
>>
[sp] I'm not white [/sp]
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>>57543901
We know it, Latvia.
>>
>>57542462
Hi there
>>
>>57543206
IKTF I daydream about moving down there after serving in a military force so that I could protect my wife from all the shit that is going on down there.
>>
>>57539912
5PA1N

>>57525043
>I couldn't imagine /int/ without Australians
>I wish I were as good at shitposting as Aussies
>I actually love Russians but they don't love NL
>I'll probably vote VVD because the other political parties suck even more.
>I wish the Danish and Dutch were closer
>Flanders wins all our dutch spelling bees.
>Sweden's actually a pretty nice country
>>
>>57544461
I know I need to get over it, toothpaste.

Sorry and no sorry at the same time.
>>
>>57525758
Me too :^/
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>>57544604
Most dutch just still hold a grudge. including me.
Why did you have to beat us in the finals T_T
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>>57545159
So sorry bro, I admit I was happy when Spain won after such a long time, even though I'm not into football.

I also believe it gave many spaniards happiness considering how fucked our country is in certain areas.

And I wish I could make you happy.
>>
>>57543350
>made me change my views from mildly conservative to moderately leftist.
Get fucked.
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