These last couple of RISK threads were just miserable.
We'll try it again right here and right now:
>Claim a country
>Use the tripcode
Starting once we hit atleast 5 players.
>>57523862
Claiming Ukraine
>>57524002
Hopefully you won't abandon us like you did yesterday.
>>57524057
Im sorry :(
Claiming Britain.
Claiming Sweden
>>57524579
Swedistan!
Welcome back.
>>57524579
Hope the trip code appeared
>>57524611
Thanks mate, was waiting for a risk thread for a week now
>>57524646
It did.
>>57523862
can i join?
>>57524761
Please do.
shit it's been forever since I played Risk. never played this map though 2bh lads
no bonus?
>>57523862
Give me France 2bh lad.
>>57524872
Yeah no bonuses I'm afraid.
It's a small map anyways.
>>57523862
Claiming Germany
Let's begin!
>>57524979
expand into belarus
>>57524979
Take Moldova and expand into Poland
>>57525055
You're Russia?
Also please use the tripcode
>>57525055
lol wrong name
>>57524979
Annex that large province of Finland in the North and attack Norway
>>57524979
>>57524979
spain 2bh f@m
>>57524979
Invade France of course.
>>57525086
sorry, was on another board as well
>>57525126
OY VEY
>>57524979
Expand towards Italy
>>57524979
Annex Macedonia and Albania
I've just thought of one addition to the game:
Not rolling for 3 turns in a row will result in losing the claim to the country.
>>57525367
genocide the brits till they're no more
2bh
>>57525367
see
>>57525359
If you counted that then annex Kosovo, Montenegro and Serbia, if not then do >>57525359
>>57525367
Take the baltics
>>57525367
Take Switzerland
>>57525367
Kill filthy frogs.
>>57525431
>431
>not 432
JUST
also trip
>>57525367
Take that Grey Cunt under Poland,expand into Romania
>>57525431
Would you like an alliance against the Brits?
>>57525519
yes pl0x
>>57525519
I knew you were going to pull this shit.
>Not fighting along side another actual Brit
>Not fighting alongside the most Germanic country
Kind of unfair and cheap as well.
>>57525367
Attack Norway
>>57525577
fuck off chav
>>57525577
>Not fighting along side another actual Brit
>implying people should make in-game decisions based on each others flags
kek
>>57525577
well if you knew it maybe you shouldn't have invaded me huh smartguy?
>>57525655
Annex Kosovo, Montenegro and Serbia
>>57525655
Take Belgium and Netherlands
>>57525655
DOWN WITH BRITANNIA
>>57525655
More Poland
>>57525655
Attack Germany
>>57525655
Continue to fill in the baltics, if spill, take finland
>>57525748
ayy lmao'd
>>57525748
WHAT PHAM
>>57525632
>I'm shit at actually playing fairly so I have to team up with another country to win
>>57525638
Fuck off, Greece.
>>57525656
Well I imagined that you would actually have a fair fight fight instead of teaming but okay. The stereotypes of the French being cowards seems to ring true.
I quit. K THX BYE!!!
>>57525655
>>57525655
Gimme Croatia, if I can roll expand north
>>57525809
>I quit.
YOU'RE MORE FRENCH THAN I AM!
lulz 2bh
>>57525655
Can I join as lebanon? If so expand into syria
>>57525809
>wah wah mummy they teamed up against me because i attacked someone
Are you 5?
>>57525864
wtf why is lebanon even on the map
>>57525809
What are you, France?
>>57525802
Attacking unclaimed territories is too easy and boring, let's have a nice war!
>>57525910
Idk, I just run the hookah shop
>>57525980
fight back against the swedes
>>57525980
Annex Austria
>>57525980
finish france and advance towards the British Isles 2bh ladfam
>>57525980
Finish Montenegro and annex Bulgaria
>>57525980
Same roll as last time
>>57525980
Moar Poland.
>>57525980
Keep attacking Germany
>>57525980
Are those straights?>>57526012
>>57525980
Conquer everything in the middle east, not turkey for now.
>>57526053
It would've taken you less time to copy-paste your last roll than to type that out and saved OP the time of going back to look at what you did last turn.
>>57526101
Yes
>>57526120
Greece do you want to be southern pals with me
>>57526247
Sure. Do you want/care about Bosnia or Serbia?
>>57526009
Hey Germany, the war is clearly on my side but I give you a chance to recover, let's sign an armistice, and build a decent empire. I won't attack you unless you attack first
>>57526332
brit isles lad
>>57526332
Fight the swedes
>>57526332
continue taking the baltics, if spill, take finland
>>57526332
Maybe Bosnia>>57526332
Conquer Bosnia, any spills to Italy
>>57526353
Perhaps I would, had you not shown that cheek.
>>57526332
Attack Germany
>>57526332
Annex Bulgaria and Serbia
>>57526332
Finish Poland,invade Rumania
>>57526505
PALI
A
L
I
>>57526505
Can we have a NAP?
>>57526469
>69
I always get '42', '69' and '420' on maps that they're worthless on
>>57526332
Keep going east
>>57526505
Hey ukraine, wanna ally?
>>57526563
Sure.
>>57526332
Claim Romania
Invade Ukraine for their agrresion on the Romanian people
>>57526584
I see what you are planning on,and i like it. I accept.
>>57526611
>aggression against nobody
>>57526611
>>57526636
OP pls man fix this
Rolling this turn to attack Ukraine again
>>57526636
Keep taking the Swedes land
>>57526636
Finish Serbia and then invade Turkey
>>57526636
continue to take baltics and finland
>>57526636
Attack Rumania,Greece,this is your Chance to take Clay,support me.
>>57526636
>>57526636
Britannia will be mine.
>>57526611
>>57526686
While I do not think you're using a script nor post counting, your luck as of late isn't helping your cause.
>>57526636
Keep conquering Italy
>>57526636
Finish iran then go north, don't attack russia. Spills turkey if any.
>>57526704
Ready to give back all your clay for an armistice. Deal?
>>57526811
Only if you admit that you were losing
>>57526787
Pali boy
>>57526753
Will you just shut up with your script shit, i'm getting totaled in the other game
>>57526832
kek
>>57526739
Hey mate, we live in a dangerous neighborhood, we'll stay strong if we ally. Is it fine with you?
>>57526873
Calm down bro. I just said I don't think you are using one nor would ever use one.
>>57526611
>>57526636
OP please count this roll since i posted it before the mupdate, will you?
>>57526892
if you're cool with germanbro, you're cool with me 2bh lad. if not, good luck to you!
>>57526845
NAP?
>>57526928
Yes I counted it
>>57526905
I just don't like that you brought it up, one hue monkey gets butthurt and spews something to bitch and the next moment you get a reputation as a cheater
>>57526958
I don't know, what are your plans for the future?
>>57526963
Thank you
>>57526935
Ayy, aliance.
>>57527013
Fill me la bella Italia
>>57527013
Annex Turkey
>>57527013
Attack Ukraine
>>57526905
Allies ?
>>57527013
Push back Romania,unless they have something to say.
>>57527013
brit isles
Give Germany it's clay
>>57527075
Gladly.
>>57527013
Finish the Finnish and start attacking Sweden
>>57527077
What is there to be said?
>>57527013
Finish caucus, Go into turkey
>>57527143
Dunno,i thought that you might have calmed your ass down and considered ending the War,but it seems that im mistaken
>>57527013
Keep fighting swedes
>>57527013
Annex Finland if Germany is at peace. Continue the war if not.
>>57527200
I have an offer, let me have a few territories in southern Ukraine and i'll go dish it out with Russia and leave you be
How about it?
>>57527247
>>57527278
Attack Germany
>>57527278
>if x, do this
>if y, do that
this is generally illegal. don't do this again pls.
>>57527279
I dont get it. Do you want me to give you a Path to Russia so you can attack it or what?
>>57527359
Annex Cyprus and then continue claiming Turkey
>>57527359
all of the UK and then Ireland
>>57527359
yo ukraine, want an alliance?
>>57527359
Finish caucus, go turkey. Also check'em
>>57527359
More Italy. I may miss the next update, but I'm not gone
>>57527418
Im already allied with someone. NAP?
>>57527359
Attack Denmark
or Defend from attack by Swedes
>>57527359
Iceland please
>>57527435
Sure, i don't seek hostilities with you anytime soon
>>57527359
Annex the Czech
>>57527359
Keep attacking Germany
>>57527368
Yes
>>57527435
>signs a NAP with the nation he's planning on allowing Romania to attack
topkek
>>57527359
dubs btw >>57527400
check em
>>57527488
Use spills to take that Purple Country between Rumania and Croatia
>>57527501
Im not that snitchy. Im gonna give you Moldova and thats it.
>>57527492
Do you want to end this war now?
>>57527539
>>57527548
I stand corrected. Also that's Hungary
>>57527575
I can help!
>>57527548
Fine then i have nowhere to expand
>>57527359
Attack Ukraine
>>57527575
Yes
>>57527601
Its your own Fault, you chose to be Romania.
>>57527688
Attack Rumania. Also Russia,could i have Crimea Plox? Its of strategic Importance
>>57527688
Attack Ukraine
>>57527688
Keep taking Denmark
>>57527688
Take faroe islands!
Anybody want to ally?
>>57527575
Ready to admit that I am losing. Peace?
>>57527755
where do you spills go? You have 13 more T's left.
>>57527755
Ooo, dubs.
Invade scandinavia!
>>57527688
ireland and then spain
>>57527755
Want to ally with me?
>>57527688
Go tukey, trips confirm god's chosen people
>>57527688
Finish Turkey
>>57527798
Peace
>>57527739
Crimea is of rightful russian clay
>>57527867
Only if you give me norway!
>>57523862
Nice
>>57527688
Attack the cuck swedes
>>57527892
Help me against Ukraine please
>>57527892
Greese stop
>>57527963
Why would I help you in a fair 1v1 that you started?
>>57527968
Stop what?
>>57527907
If you looked up History a bit you would see that its wrong but okay,i was just asking.
>>57527918
Ok, but as a token of appreciation
>>57528021
sure sure
>>57527823
>>57527818
>>57528043
Fix my attack! Invade britain! I have norway now.
>>57528010
Stop taking the turkey, I have no place to go
>>57528087
You can't just fix it. I'm sorry.
>>57527688
Attack the Netherlands
>>57528126
Oh well.
Anyway.
>>57528043
Who are you having trouble with?
>>57528010
Uhhhh, because you're my ally? And that's the whole point of having allies, they help you when you need them, i would help you when you inevitably get in a fight with Lebanon
>>57528114
You'll have no place to go once Turkey is gone either so I'm just speeding up your inevitable decision to either attack Russia or me.
>>57528126
Finish Turkey
>>57528126
Attack Rumania.
>>57528181
Ooo, rolled palis.
>>57528126
Invade britain!
>>57528126
Attack Ukraine
>>57528184
I believe allies are there to help balance wars and you're in a balanced war just as I will be once/if my war with Lebanon begins.
>>57528126
defend/invade grey (iceland) territory
>>57528126
Finish Denmark,
Invade Icelandic Territories
>>57528126
Destroy Sweden
>>57528126
Keep going turkey
>>57528189
wew I'm nervous nao
>>57528181
No one, just had to sign a brutal armistice with Germany, I'll help you in war if you give all of Sweden in your control back
>>57528126
Fill Italy
>>57528273
I was actually interested in allying with you before, y'know.
>>57528347
>literally expecting i'd ally with you when you attack my current ally
>>57528273
thank you best ally
>>57528380
I'm not exactly aware of the alliances at the moment.
>>57528322
You have 4T's left.
>>57528315
Sorry, just didn't notice Russia
>>57528410
>>57528380
>>57528347
>>57528273
I'm pretty certain i can't handle this, so how about we make a compromise. I fight according to your orders in the north.
>>57528322
Hey croatia wanna help me attack greez?
>>57528534
We're allies.
>>57528570
Oh jeez
>>57528513
Explain...
>>57528570
You can only be allied to one Person at a time.
>>57528617
Says who?
>>57528601
I know i fucked up since i didn't know the alliances, and i'm now offering so that i take your orders, or basically you tell me where to strike.
It means i can realign my ally (swedistan) with you and you also get defense in the north.
>>57528659
Its a common Rule in Risk. Ask OP.
>>57528632
Attack Rumania.
>>57528617
>>57528659
I will let 2 alliances at the time.
>>57528690
2 is more common actually
>>57528694
Noted. Thanks.
>>57528632
Attack grecee
>>57528632
Retreat from Scandinavia, attack NL, Belgium
>>57528661
Okay then...
Attack Russia
>>57528632
Take Belgium
>>57528734
You could've invaded Russia so this war is on you.
>>57528632
Finish Turkey and invade Lebanon
>>57528632
Attack russia!
>>57528777
Refrain from attacking germany and france, please.
>>57528632
Get the unclaimed? Tiles east my territory
>>57528728
>>57528734
Who is this?
>>57528777
Checked. Spills?
>>57528787
A FUCKING PALI WTF
>>57528632
Attack Ukraine towarda Poland
>>57528632
spain and portugal
>>57528833
Brazilbro? Lebanon
>>57528833
Sorry I forgot trip
>>57528868
P A L I
A
L
I
>>57528833
Now you have 10 T's left.
>>57528851
Get a damn trip so people can recognize you
>>57528833
If spills can I attack Lebanon via sea?
>>57528777
Wanna be allies?
>>57528840
Italia
>>57528981
Yes, I'll let you.
>>57529043
ayyy
>>57528981
>>57529043
You have your own war to worry about but thanks.
>>57529035
>cannot handle a 1v1 so must ally with everything in sight.
>>57529103
Attack russia!
>>57529103
Keep attacking Italy
>>57529103
Remove Gypsy.
>>57529103
spain and then portugal
>>57529103
Remove Lebanon
>>57529035
Yeah okay
>>57529103
Attack Belgium
>>57529130
Italy is no longer present, it's owned by Croats.
Attack still?
>>57529103
How the fuck did croatia attack me? Anyways attack grees in north turkey
>>57529077
This is how you win in this map since there are no bonuses to make one nation stronger than the other, you build alliences
>>57529103
Attack Ukraine
>>57529103
Repel the ungrateful germans>>57529129
>>57529181
Yes
>>57529246
I could have attacked you in the past.
This uncalled for attack won't be forgotten
>>57529296
We can play this three ways; you can help me kill Lebanon while ignoring your loses to Germany so I can help you sooner, I can just finish Lebanon on my own and help you once I'm done or we can just stick to our own 1v1s. Which do your prefer?
>>57529446
Kill Lebanon
>>57529446
Attack Italy
