>A majority of 59% of German men pee while sitting down.[96]
WTF?
>implying you pee standing up like a pleb
>>57519709
Only do this when I have to poo desu
>>57519709
Is there literally one reason to pee standing up in your own home? (serious)
>>57519709
>>57521535
Tiny piss particles splash all over your towels and toothbrush. You're literally rubbing piss on the face and teeth.
>>57519709
>her vagina when she finds out he's a Sitzpinkler
>>57521828
I store my toothbrush in my bedroom
>>57521828
>towels and toothbrush in the same room as toilet
WTF Korea
I sit down only when I wake up at night with a raging boner and have to pee.
>95% of whites can't even shit right
>>57522412
But then it would rub against the edge of the toilet bowl and the underside of the toilet seat and be disgusting. Why would you do a thing like that?
>>57522536
Germans have weird toilets. I have that problem but sit down anyway, I like having my hands free and my aim isn't 10/10 anyway.
>>57522433
I tried shitting while squatting on the brim. felt way smoother and natural.
>sitting on toilets
I live alone and have a clean bathroom but I still hovershit every time
>>57522788
literally do this brah>>57522433
it's not a meme
lift up the cover and the seat and wear your shoes if you're worried about slipping. hell wear your shoes anyway it's the american way
>>57522536
You hold it with your hand so it doesn't touch anything and half of your piss would pour outside if your dick touches those will you are peeing anyways dumdum
>>57519709
If I'm not in a hurry I prefer peeing sitting down, less clean up and it's more relaxed than standing
>>57522412
Same
>>57519709
It is objectively the best way to piss. Why would you want piss droplets flying everywhere due to falling 0.5m instead of 0.3m?
>>57521828
>not having separate WC and Bathroom
ssibal
>>57521581
Most non-Germans have penises instead of vaginas.
>>57523006
I have a toilet in my bathroom and i have a separate
>>57522433
>tfw Indians were right all along and we were making fun of them
>>57522433
Oh...
>>57521828
why are you pissing in your sink
>>57524060
Smetimes I piss in the sink while brushing my teeth. It's very comfy and convenient, and if you jack off into it afterwards, you can rinse everything down the drain at once and be very economical with your water usage.
I have a shy bladder
>>57522742
Try this. Get completely undressed and then squat on the seat. There's no better way.
>>57524390
Well don't actually squat on it. If the bowl breaks, your ass is gone. Keep your weight on the floor and just press your knees to your chest.
>>57519709
standing up is troublesome
>>57524443
Fully nude, always squat on it. Seriously.
>>57524635
>Not squatting in the shower and pushing it down the shower drain
I shit in the shower, no need for toilet paper or worry for clogged shitter.
>>57524390
i dont think its good for the seat to quat on it
i will put a bowl on the floor and then put the poo in the loo with a spoon
>>57522433
H-have the Indians been right all along?
>>57519709
Also only cut can pee hand free.
>>57521828
Hot desu
>>57524700
I used to do that but I ended up spending more on anti bacterials because of all the fungus
