What happen?
threesome
The Brit stares at the floor autisticly and the girl eventually leaves because the French guy smells bad.
French guy does nothing while the Brit rapes and beheads the girl for the glory of Allah
>>57517774
Mash'allah, brother.
british guy holds the candel
>>57517660
The healthy anglo male begins having sex with the female while the disgusting frenchman does something obscene like sniff her shoes and jerk off.
>>57517660
The British man apologies for inconveniencing them, says thank you then apologises again as he leaves the room.
The frenchman then begins to tell the woman how great he is and how frenchmen are the greatest lovers in the world then passes out drunk from drinking too much pastis.
The girl leaves after putting him in the recovery position.
>>57517816
Really?
French man act like ordinal Japanese man!
>>57517660
depends where the brit is from
if he's one of the northern lads, he'll probably just really cringely try and compete with the frenchman and everyone will be so annoying they will have no choice but to detonate their bombvests
>>57517660
The brit and the frog start fugging, but no homo of course
I think it was mistake that Brits connected with continent by tunnel
I don't wanna even think that we connect with Asia by such stupid tunnel
>>57517660
Historical arguments lasting long enough for the girl to leave
>>57518119
If the French or Krauts try to invade through the tunnel we'll bomb the it so that it collapses on itself, killing all the Eurofags inside.
>>57518119
where does your hatred toward tunnels come from?
what about channels?
They fuck eachother. The girl turns 360° and walks away.
>>57518168
But they try to invade sectretly and gradually and you won't even notice that your country is destroyed from inside
>>57517660
Don't have enough experience with pakis or north africans to answer this question.
>>57518253
Do you really think they're smart enough to do that?
>>57518289
Why so many Indian Doctor is working in UK?
>>57518308
I don't think
But we should have precaution
>>57518321
British are too dumb to study and become doctors. Someone has to care for them.
>>57518308
You were dumb enough to accept the tunnel in the first place
>>57518446
You are so kind!
When will you get revenge for what UK has done to India?
>>57518446
We have doctors - they just strike all the time and think they should be paid 6 figures a year starting.
Meanwhile Indians just do the job.
I hate millenials desu senpai.
>>57517774
>implying that it won't be one of them raping while the other beheads
it's like you don't know your islamic brothers, al-britani
>>57518446
pretty true tbqf
cheers india
>>57518446
>Brits are too dumb
Hahahaha, nice comment. Your average Brit is much smarter than your average Indian. Also, someone had to build your infrastructure, and it wasn't you.
>>57518504
you can come too if you want mehmet
>>57518479
Soon.
Japan remilitarisation when?
>>57518563
that's what i call
>TRIGGERED
someone needs to get back to their Daily Mail and white tea, pleb
>>57518798
fuck off rasheed
>>57518798
Someone needs to learn how to poo in loo.
>>57518875
is it your arab father you filthy kebab
>>57518858
bangers and mashallah you out senpai
>>57518963
>Thinking I'm a kebab.
What have I said that makes me a kebab?
>>57518995
your dads an arab
>>57517878
kek
>>57519099
Nice bait
>>57518289
How about your POO experience?
>>57519198
BANTERED HARD
don't be upset achmed
>>57519276
Okay Rasheed, when they say shitpost, the emphasis doesn't go on the shit, it goes on the post as well.
>>57518773
Soon
We're gonna rule Asia with you
I hope you have superpower than China as soon as possible
So many Brits here but few French
This means Brits care about French much than French care about Brits?
>>57519349
atleast it doesn't go all over the wall you fuckin chimp
They both prep Fernando martinez
>>57519457
Everybody knows that, they are obsessed
>>57519457
>This means Brits care about French much than French care about Brits?
nah, the french are on strike
>>57519479
What are you talking about Rasheed. Who flings shit over walls? Spics? Niggers?
>>57519457
French don't care for women
Only to sniff there own arsehole
>>57519553
>saying the naughty words
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE CYBER POLICE REEEEEEEEEE
>>57517878
PASTIS MENTIONNED
Hey Brits
How does it feel that your greatest enemy French have to learn your own language English to join in global society?
>>57519758
We only speak American here
>>57519799
How does it feel to speak language of your son?
>>57519758
As if the french wanted to join global society
>>57519758
>French
>Talking English
inb4 you are right now, yeah but most French are shit at English it's not a meme
>>57519758
>How does it feel that your greatest enemy French have to learn your own language English to join in global society?
11/10
>>57519758
Mais, nous apprendrons le français. Qu'est-ce que tu parles sur, Japon?
>>57519739
Pastis is a disgusting beverage
Lol guys you know what is funny. Fucking anglos did never take fucking Paris lol top kek. Even we did. Even fucking germans did lol. But not fucking anglocucks haha.
>>57520076
>we
>>57520076
In hundreds years war, they ruled Paris I think
>>57520113
Really. I beg my pardon then.
>>57520110
See picrelated. Russians are getting some French qt pussy. Painted by a German cuck.
>>57520076
How dumb are you?
>>57519930
No, it's an acquired taste that's all. Just like wine is disgusting to a 10 y.o
>>57520110
Oy wey what is it???)))))
>>57520110
Oh! What is happening in this painting I wonder?
>>57520210
Well I did have my first taste at 3 years old so I'm slightly biased on that one, but even the smell makes me want to puke
>>57520266
I think France has been surrounded by strong countries, UK, Germany, Spain, Italy, Austria, Netherlands and Russia. But they haven't been ruled by other countries completely unlike Poland.
It's amazing
>>57520113
paris wasn't paris back then tb h, though it isn't today either
>>57520333
I can't blame you, the taste of anis is very special
I like pastis but I never drink more than like 2 glasses
I was just surprised a Brit knew about it
>>57520453
>I was just surprised a Brit knew about it
we all know about pastis lad
>>57520479
Well I had no idea
I know some foreigners who are familiar with it but they travelled south so that's normal
>>57520402
Yeah France is pretty based. Anglos did the best to downplay their achievements and contributions to the world.
>>57520453
>I was just surprised a Brit knew about it
Its a meme.
>>57520402
France ruled all of those country at some point or another, don't let russian or britcucks tell you the contrary.
But apparently they don't really give a fuck, they anglos are trying as best as they can to trigger them but they are just talking about alcohol in that thread
>>57519739
I love it, last time I went on holiday to the south of France a drank a lot of it lel
>>57519758
they are not our greatest enemies anymore, they are now our bestest bumchums
>>57520528
big fan of chartreuse too, after living in grenoble
and chartreuse ice cream
nomnom
>>57520656
And who is the greatest enemy?
>>57520703
ourselves
>>57520703
Ugly slags who think they actually are pretty
>>57520769
>>57520797
Nice indeed.
We have USA, but the real enemy is our government.
>>57520797
britslags are one of the few good things about Britain you heathen, they have brought much joy into my life, god bless every last one of them
Fuck off Brits, get your own rival. Pierre belongs to us.
>>57520625
>>57520696
Y'all should try Calvados, it has nothing to do with pastis or chartreuse but it's god tier (and it's from Normandy so not too far from you)
>>57520917
Nah you're always too rough, it's not fun anymore
>>57520973
>Y'all should try Calvados, it has nothing to do with pastis or chartreuse but it's god tier (and it's from Normandy so not too far from you)
also a fan, i love a cheeky trip to dieppe on the ferry to have a bit
shame hotels there are waaaaay overpriced for what they are.
t. french speaking alcoholic
>>57521095
Armagnac?
>>57520885
please keep your youth at home, it's boring to watch them burryin the Apline ski resorts under a torrent of rotten vomit every winter
families visiting the countryside in summer are OK though
I also remember this couple of old geezers in a camping a long time ago, they brought 2 armchairs and a little woody round rable in their caravan, and were having tea at 5 everyday, and had a portrait of the queen on the door of their caravan. Pretty sure they were named George and Victoria, or Edwards and Elizabeth.
>>57521324
>Armagnac?
yup, legit, don't tend to visit the region that much tho
>>57521095
>>57521324
>>57521447
We are known for wine but we have quite a lot of good liquor yeah
>>57521408
>implying the average britslag can afford to go skiing
skiing is the preserve of the english middle classes my m8
![7062664[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MEdRU54.jpg "7062664[1].jpg")
>>57521651
and the beer
don't forget the beer, with such wonders as Kronembourg
>>57520917
like the german-french rivalry can even remotely compare with over 1,000 years of animosity that blossomed into the greatest alliance and friendship the world has ever seen
>>57518119
Jap posters are the best
I fucking love the simplicity in their posts
>>57521651
my favourite game is to see how low I can get a bottle of wine in a supermarket and see if it's still drinkable.
I think my record was 1.39 euros for some cote du rhone in grenoble
just about passable
>>57520076
>We
Which commander were you lad?
>>57519364
>>57518773
Pooinloos and nips teaming up, why did you have to swoop so low Tojo, I'm sure Germany will take you back.
>>57522072
You can find even lower in the right places, my village is surrounded by vineyards and we have our own cooperative winery, you can bring empty bottles and fill them on demand.
>>57517660
REMOVEfroggy remove froggy
you are worst french. you are the french
idiot you are the french smell. return to gerrmaney. to our germane cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,france we will never forgeve you. naploean rascal FUck but fuck asshole frog stink france sqhipere shqipare..francais genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead franch..ahahahahaFRANCE WEWILLGETYOU!! do not forget napoleanic wara .ryssian we kill the king , russia return to your precious mongolia….hahahahaha idiot french and russian smell so bad..wow i can smell it.REMOVEFROG FROMTHEPREMISES. you will get caught. uk+usa+nz+australia=kill frenchie…you will ww2/ tupac alive in uk, tupac making album of anglo. fast rap tupac uk. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of tupac… you are ppoor stink frog… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt
tupac alive numbr one #1 in uk ….fuck the germaney ,..FUCKk ashol frogs no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. 2pac aliv and real strong wizard kill all the french farm aminal with rap magic now we the anglo rule .ape of the zoo empeor naplolean fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and french wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. UK greattst countrey
>>57522295
for free?
if so i'd be living in heaven before dying and dining in hell
>>57522854
>for free?
No unfortunately but since we don't have to pay for all the intermediary (transport, higher prices because supermarket, bottling etc) it's a ridiculous price, under 1 euro and quality wine
>>57523115
>under 1 euro and quality wine
might as well be free, I could fill myself with wine for the price of a pint in anglo-land
>>57519457
Well duh, Brits make up the most users after Americans. Not many French come here in comparison.
>>57521408
>please keep your youth at home
I could say the same about yours. French English language students are very rude and lack any kind of self-awareness. Unfortunately they descend on southern England by the thousands.
>>57520828
Same here
We're getting CHICANO'D
>>57517816
Accurate
C-can I smell her butthole ?
>>57519758
>Japan trying to trigger me
DUMBSHIT
>>57524849
But I succeeded XD
>>57520402
Manpower, m8
We sometimes had some difficulties against England, Spain and Prussia/Germany...
>>57520917
At least, bongs don't gas OUR kikes...
>>57524877
Clever boi...
>>57519457
This is an English-speaking imageboard.
The French have their own imageboard/forums.
>>57520076
Only thing a subhuman Russian knows how to do is rape. It's all his snowmonkey brain can think of doing. Russians shouldn't even be considered human
>>57517660
We all know the answer.
