Do you like Asian girls? They are perfect
is this asian enough for you
>>57505251
Hi
>>57505453
sup white man
>>57505474
hi ;3
>>57505508
I love Asian girls, but I have to get back into shape first before they like me.
>>57505251
Asian women are a meme
Lebanese-Syrian women though.
>>57505525
true
>>57505535
what is with you and arabs
>>57505543
I guess that goes for any girl of any race, they like a fit man.
>>57505569
some asians dont want too muscular they actully prefer twinks
this is my girlfriend
>>57505508
I AM
NOT
FUCKIGN
WHITE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>57505615
this mine
>>57505608
Well I can't be a twink, my skeleton frame is larger than most guys, the only way for me is fit and muscle.
>>57505251
How was work?
>>57505646
prove it
>>57505642
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>57505648
thatll work too :^)
>>57505672
not bad, was really busy tho ;o
>>57505615
my Moroccan girlfriend blows her away
>almost all canadian flags
on a raison pour la sépération
>>57505680
bae sent me dis
>>57505699
Time goes faster if you're busy though so its probably better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66GoZ2vKI9g&feature=youtu.be :^)
>>57505746
that video is fucked up ರ_ರ
how was school?
>>57505791
Quite bad. Was having some issues early
And yeah its pretty fucking heavy. Furry autists man
>>57505829
what happend?
bae sent me this
>>57505720
>implying all canadians arent secretly asian
>>57505896
>short hair
DELET
>>57505699
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>57505834
Stuff. Things
>>57505896
>short hair
meh. she's got a nice face though, are you chinese?
>>57505914
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>57505921
hope everything is okay now
I'm tall, white, blonde haired, and grey eyed. How do I get an Asian gf?
>>57505924
Yes and I'm unironically Canadian too
not even
>memes
>>57505980
japanese - be gentle
korean - be good looking
chinese - be rich
하세요
>>57505980
You already won the game of genetics, why do you need an asian gf when you can get aryan gf my friend
>>57505939
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>57505962
idk I can handle it I think.
>>57506010
Is >190cm too tall? I feel like most people in general are intimidated by me, let alone Asian girls.
>>57506058
:^)
Did you see this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NN7J-BpHGw
>>57506016
REEEEEEEEEEE
why do white people allow people to wear shoes in their house?
>>57506090
kek
wtf that's great
>>57506140
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YM9Ereg2Zo
kek
>>57505992
congrats bro, happy for you.
I had a latina in my sights, but she found a bf but we still talk. Sucks being friendzoned dude. I don't recommend it.
>>57506179
Yeah I've seen this before. Its pretty funny
>>57506228
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YOWh8P0fMl
ficki ficki
>>57506220
Book version
>>57506254
What is it?
>>57506077
well the minimum requirement for korean girls is 180 cm, so i doubt it
>>57506220
>>57506278
Either or, doesn't matter once you're in it.
>>57506299
>>57506278
recording of a guy trolling a sweden hotline
>>57506338
Yeah I listened to a bit of it but I couldn't hear the swede well so I left it
That Australian call one was great though
>>57506278
hheres an aussie
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Bg49BwVdBV
>>57506288
>>57506324
Don't mock me guys, it's not funny. If I could ask a higher power, god or whoever you believe in or don't to just wipe my memory of any girl I came across, just clean it so I can live my life and not be distracted by them. I had enough, if I reach 50 and still feel this way, I'm ending it.
>>57506389
kek
Wogs mate
>>57506393
I'm not mocking you
>>57506455
do you talk like those guys? lol
>>57506431
>>57506455
Alright sorry m8s, I should just buck up and stop being a pussy, there's more to life than girls and feelings for them. From this day forward, I promise to you guys, to 4chan, to the internet, to everyone I'm done with it all, I'm just going to live my life alone and as a hermit, drink, work and enjoy what I can, maybe fuck a whore or two along the way haha.
>>57506483
No. I can make you a vocaroo if you like but you have to tell me your name and do one for me too
>>57506521
Are you a virgin? You sound like one
>>57506573
names Jonah, whats yours?
>>57506521
>>57506669
Kurt
Its not a very Chinese name
>>57506287
Oh fuck lad. I've only ever had a French Canadian gf. How the fuck do I even talk to Asians.
>>57506521
Once you have a relationship or two, the mystery goes away, unless you're a normalfag.
>>57506645
I had sex once, but I paid for it, so you decide.
>>57506669
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Fd4t2GEMk3
My mic was too close to my face
>>57506724
Wow man losing your v card to a whore must have been harrowing. How did you make it through?
>>57506709
Speaking from experience Asians are much more suitable gfs for autists than French Canadian women.
>>57506690
my chink name is dif than my christian name m8ty
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HwNTUNMIGo
>>57506812
You sound pretty normal. Lots of background noise though
And what is your chinese name? No moon runes please
>>57506875
liang qi wen
>>57506926
Pretty chinky :^)
My middle name is David if that makes you feel any better
i wanna fuck a jap girl so fucking bad
can i go to japan and lure them with my massive indo-african cock?
>>57506958
>>57507013
>>57507058
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XngsCPEJm9
>>57507119
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Fd4t2GEMk3
>>57507156
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Fd4t2GEMk3
bogan
>>57507184
you two (three)? are so cute
>>57506797
I'm only a partial autist I guess.
>>57507204
>>57507211
>>57507211
>>57507227
kek
>>57507259
im bouut to order pizza again X_X
>>57507307
I'm pretty tempted to do that tonight myself.
Going Butter chicken again tonight?
>>57507345
yea and ima get like chicken pakora
its like indian chicken nuggets
what u gon order?
>>57507379
Thinking salmon and Dijon Steak. And a dessert calzone
>>57507398
damn you eating good tn
i kinda want spagheti too now because of that pic
>>57507418
>>57507398
How often do you lads eat out?
>>57507418
Maybe, I should probably just make 2 minute noodles and save my cash for tomorrow
Sharing 융진
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnlDzYfCNV4
그녀는 좋은 노래를 캐스커와 했어
>>57507441
Your mum every night :^)
idk not that often
>>57507441
quite often i order deliveries like 5 times a week
>>57507445
what noodles u got? mee goreng?
>>57507472
:(
Out of curiosity how expensive is take out in AUS. I'm considering moving there in the next couple years.
>>57507499
Sounds pretty based desu, where does the money for all that food come from?
>>57507499
Yep. Do you know the meme or do you get megoreng there?
>>57507509
Really cheap in Melbourne. Kinda expensive down here
>>57507543
my mom buys lol
>>57507564
i have like 50 packages in the cupboard
also like boxes of bowl noodles
>>57507596
idk I can't decide what the right decision is but I feel like I probably eat pizza
>>57506768
You're mocking me now I can tell, yeah I'm pathetic I called a whore and had sex with her, so what?
>>57507651
just get a delivery m8 from pizza hut
>>57507596
You're still living at home? Are you a student or a neet?
>>57507564
Damn son, we at least get a deal on pizza here for students.
>>57507654
I think its probably all in your head. If I wanted to banter you I'd just banter you. But you seem fragile so its not the right thing to do.
idk man I was pretty awkward my first time and that was with a beautiful girl. The idea of doing it with a whore even now is a massive turn off for me
>>57507689
No I want nice pizza. Have to wait a couple of hours for them to deliver and haven't eaten anything all day though ;_;
>>57507715
hey senpai. im /edmonton/ :DDDDD
>>57507715
Yeah we don't have that unfortunately. I would use that tonight :/
So far I've found they are painfully shy, or straight up cold. Unless they are working a shit job, in which case they are friendly or if they are middle school aged where they blatantly look at you with "curiosity". Which is a little disturbing.
>>57507734
Yeah, well when you're an ugly piece of shit you have little choice, so before I turned 30 I figured I would get it over with so when people asked I could say I had sex. Thanks for your consideration, I'm a weak cunt tonight, most nights I'm pretty good but some nights it hits me.
>>57507779
merrican in japan? do tell m8
>>57507781
That sucks mate. We all have bad nights, its not to be worried about.
>>57507818
Cheers to that man, I'm going to finish off this bottle and go to bed, work tomorrow, pulling wrenches hungover is a blast. Have a good one.
>>57507874
You too man. Hope you meet someone hey
>>57507715
what s a neet?
i dropped out :X
>>57507734
X_X
my pizza came its so fresh man
>>57507914
Yum. I wish we had interesting food like that here
>>57507967
what do you even have over there?
>>57507739
Ditto pal, what's shaking?
>>57507914
Not in education, employment, or training
I guess you qualify :^)
>>57508004
Pizza and one indian joint who deliver
>>57508012
yo where you at nigga? Im southside.
>>57508012
my parents spoil me
(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ
>>57508019
what is the national dish in australia? you got poutine and shit too?
>>57508038
Down by Century Park lad. I live in a cushy condo desu.
>>57507808
Bingo.
So I'm here as an ALT, which isn't as bad as most of 4chan makes it sound by the way; you just need to have the right attitude about the locals. I'm in the Ibaraki prefecture, so I'm definitely an oddity, but I'm hardly the only whitey walking around.
The older office women are, not surprisingly, I think the most receptive to the whole one night stand thing a lot of the guys here are after. Girls my age, so mid 20's, like I said are cold, or just super shy. The ones who are obviously single, I mean literally arm and arm with a boyfriend, tend to be very friendly but they always give a quick ocular pat down that makes their boyfriend puff out his chest and try and act like an american football jock. And their impersonation is just trash. I've never met a less intimidating people than the Japanese, and I've been to other parts of Asia
Like I said, the most promiscuous so far though are definitely the middle school girls. I shit you not they will just stare at you until you acknowledge them, then its all big smiles, hair tossing, and hip swaying. Its unsettling.
It's like any other country, so Christ there are some real gnarly women walking down the street. The biggest pro I've seen so far is that in like most Asian countries, no girl leaves the house unless she is well put together. Not exactly fashionable, but presentable and cute.
Any specific questions?
>>57508044
No we don't have poutine.
Probably meat and veg
Maybe a pie?
>>57508063
have you tried poutine? shits so good i had some today for lunch at this place across my joint
10/10grill
Japanese all the way
NO taiwanese chinese korean veto indo pil
>>57508097
No this is gook you dumb fucking nip.
>>57508082
No I haven't tried. What is it again? If its chips and gravy I've had it
>>57508097
looks arab
>>57508119
fries and gravy yea
you call fries chips there too?
>>57508044
Your parents sound pretty based. What's your long term plan?
>>57508138
Yeah we do. Why do you can chips and gravy poutain? Its just chips and gravy, You sound like a bunch of frenchies
>>57508141
gonna take over the family restaurant in 2 years or so and live comfy
>>57508183
Fries* and gravy :^)
poutine is a frenchie dish isnt it? popular in quebec or something
>>57508108
>>57508131
Fuck off. she is pure Japanese. and no plastics
>>57508217
Chips* :p
idk mate I'm not Canadian. Do you like Peking duck?
>>57508257
no i dont eat duck m9 lol
Is asian food like popular in aussie or something?
>>57508295
You should. Its pretty good
Its probably pretty popular I guess. I can't really think of any restaurants that are more popular
Listening to a lecture on Gommunisim x_x
>>57508241
>see the plastics
>>57508217
sounds like a good life honestly
>>57508329
lol
im watching asian girls sing again
>>57508357
What's the draw?
You working tomorrow?
>>57508348
a lot of work tho
>>57508374
draw what?
na i got the week off they needed me today because a girl had to take the day off
>>57508377
are you chinadian or wot?
>>57508409
What's the draw of watching girls sing in a language you don't understand?
>>57505251
They're perfectly fine but they are massively overrated by weird faggots and dorks
>>57508420
singaporean chink
>>57508433
i understand a bit
im tryna brush up on my mandarin so i can aquire wife overseas ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
plus theyre cute AF
>>57508457
Noice
>>57508484
Cats are cute af but I don't watch videos of them meowing all the time.
Besides don't you want a nice chinkadian? You'll have more in common
>>57508500
>>57508547
i dont like chinadian girls ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Whats wrong with looking at qt girls anyways? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>57508484
>dad has six hotels has over 12.4 million in net worth
>Im still poor as fuck
JUST
>>57508558
>>57508580
Nothing really. I'm just salty because hungry
And why not? Like I say you will have more in common
>>57508061
Any Jap MILFS come on to you?
Lads there's hope in China
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irfd74z52Cw
>>57508598
how the fuck are you poor m9?
>>57508619
>:P
eh idk well see man
Id really like a qt catholic girl
but well see
>>57508241
looks a bit like bjork
>>57508644
I guess we will. Any plans to travel to China?
>>57508655
kek
my Moroccanfu
and you?
>you will never experience the joy of high school life surrounded by cuties like these
>>57508693
not sure if i want to go to the mainland....
i wana go back to singapore or taiwan tho
maybe hongkong
>>57508644
Because my parents disowned me.
Ran away from home when I was 16.
>>57508733
That makes sense. Yeah HK looks pretty top tier in terms of citys, Would be nice to visit sometime. When were you last in Singapore?
>>57508743
damn man...
come live with me
>>57508743
Why is that if you don't mind me asking?
>>57508630
Thank Christ no. I'm a glorified babysitter, but I still have to live up to their whole sensei ideal while in public. If one of the milfs I've seen around here came on to me I wouldn't have the strength of will to say no. And being a housewife's fucktoy while her husband is off slaving 60 hour weeks isn't exactly a good thing to be known for around here.
Bunch of gossips around here.
>>57508773
last time i was in singapore was like 10 years ago to attend my grandmas funeral
i kinda wana go back next year hopefully im waiting for them to drop my singapore citizenship that i had illegally or something i dont want to serve the mandatory military service thing
>>57508558
plastic stomach, plastic legs, plastic arms, plastic head. plastic plastic plastic
>>57508779
Nah. Im just a poor ass med student now my plan is to join the military after I graduate hoping to perhaps have an admirable death.
>>57508861
you gona be a medic in the army?
>>57508788
Because i told them I was gay.
>>57508902
Shit that's pretty brutal. At least you can live your life now.
>>57508902
HAHAHAHAHA
The only Asian girls around are ether 1-2nd gen milfs and off the boat 1st gen HS or liberal collage kids.
I am having more progress with the milfs as they actually talk to me. One is a pretty tall nip with 9/10 body begs for me discounts at the store I work at.
There is a Korean tier restaurant across the street, but mostly cooked by Mexicans. I fit right in eating all the rice, soup, and oiled panned noodles with sticks, to make "dad and"mom" feel most honorable.
Dealing with other woman where I work, I start to feel like Clint Eastwood in Gran Torino.
I never asked for this.
>>57508902
are you gay or did you just panic and say that as like a spur of the moment thing?
one time my parents asked me if i liked any girls in high school and i freaked out and said i didnt like girls and they thought i was gay for a while
they probably think i am asexual or just a loser now
>>57508994
Just get a gf friendo, then it wont be a problem after that even if you have no gf
>>57508994
No they found out I had a boyfriend during highschool and I had to come out of the closet. After that, my dad and my family abused me for months and forced me take hormonal treatments. So i had two choices really: suicide or running away/
>>57509074
>>57509074
>>57508814
Yeah that's fair enough mate. I wouldn't want to serve for a country that I didn't live in. Just tell them you're Canadian and let that be an end to it
>>57509074
>hormonal treatments
did you want this?
have you ever considered becoming a girl?
>>57509074
What hormones did they put you on mate? That's pretty fucked up man. I feel sorry for you
>>57509145
yea :O
you ordered your food yet?
>>57509172
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conversion_therapy
>>57509183
Still half an hour wait
>>57509191
wtf why did they do that to you?
>>57508805
Is tinder popular in Japan?
>>57509192
damn...thats torture bro
>>57509276
Its not that far away ;_;
>>57509276
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNwICMDMV-g
>>57509290
im eating so good right now :^)
<<this pussy is trying to eat this girls pussy :*)
>>57509239
I know Tinder exists here. And every time I go on Facebook I have advertisements for Japanese equivalents.
I'm in the middle of trying to get an under the table job where I'm basically paid to go to a divorcees house and practice english with them. Which is about as seedy as it sounds.
If there is anything that 4chan was right about regarding Japan, it's that sex is pretty easy to come by, if only because there are so many damned people crammed in here.
>>57509319
>>57509330
hang in there buddy
>>57509351
I think I'm just gonna make noodles.
>>57509328
muh pure waifus though
>>57509365
mee goreng :^)
>>57509372
>muh pure waifus though
Kek yeah, fucking spare me. During the company training there were more than a few weebs who were practically tripping over each other to show the trainers how much they knew about Japanese culture and language. You'd think these people stopped existing after high school. I don't much about Japanese language, but I know when someone is speaking like a fucking caricature.
The Japanese people are odd, but still people. And most people like sex. I think virginity is held a little bit more sacred here than in the west, but they sure as shit aren't medieval maidens.
I mean the skirts some of these middle school girls wear are atrocious.
>>57509394
Yes. I have the beef ones though
>>57509466
sounds good
i think ima make kimchi bowl noodles
im outa food but still hungry
>>57505251
Why do you generalize women so much?
Don't you know, that women differ in their own demographics a lot as well?
>>57509533
Noodles were yummy. Might still get pizza though. msg op
>>57509665
nvm i made popcorn insstead
>>57509806
Hmm that sounds nice. idk I should just make something proper I think. Idk I just want to do the right thing
>>57509328
That job sounds really dodgy. Do you work with women or men more in that job?
>>57509845
make pumpkin soup
make salmon and rice
>>57509853
The guy who is helping me get it is a guy, and all the other people I know who do it are guys too. The women in the company were specifically spoken to about not taking a job like this, for obvious reasons.
Most of the clients seem to be 30 to 50 something professionals. Some just want to take up English for a hobby, or need a cheap partner to practice with for their job. Both men and women there.
Then there are some who will pay you $90 bucks to watch Jurassic World with them. Those seem to be mostly women...which is heartbreaking when you think about it.
Personally I don't think I have it in me to just use some of these women like some of the guys I've talked to do. But I have no moral qualms with taking money for having a conversation, or going out to McDonalds and practicing chit chat with them.
Its the kind of job that is what you make it. You want to be a paid male escort? Go nuts. You want to be a paid companion like they have in those bars in Tokyo? Do that too.
>>57509858
Too late. Pizza!
I will make nachos tomorrow though so that will be nice
>>57510157
What kind of pizza?
>>57510242
Beef shogya and a free chicken hummus pizza
>>57510279
>chicken hummus pizza
I'm intrigued. What kinda veggies and sauce other than hummus is on it?
>>57510337
>House Cooked Chicken roasted in aromatic spices, topped with Chickpeas, Roasted Capsicum, Caramelised Onions on a Harissa Hummus base, garnished with Almond Slivers & Rocket, dressed with Mint Yogurt
>>57510279
damn that sounds delicioous
>>57510481
Yeah it should be pretty good. The Shogya is better though but that doesn't have a description I can just copy paste
>>57510530
you watching anthing tn? i need something to watch while eating popccorn
>>57510643
Got 'how to plan an orgy in a small town' later
Looks funny enough
>>57510668
sounds like a porno or someting
lol
im sitll watching these girls sing
tf am i doing with my life
>>57510696
i'm playing with my cat. shes cute
>>57510728
she begging you for food too?
my dog is giving me puppy dog eyes for my pocorn
>>57510766
no i fed her tuna so shes happy
>>57510783
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>>57511186
damn dude look at this
>>57511280
Yeah wow
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>>57511521
image limit
>>57511566
ima make a new one :^)
>>57511583
ok
use toothbrush girl plz
>>57511606
aw fk i forgot X_X>>57511609
>>57508703
is that some ao dai?
>>57510783
>>57510877
get married you two
>>57512035
He's a boy though.
New thread is here
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