what do u guys know about my country?
>>57503009
sideways Austria or leafless Canada?
>>57503009
el Pichu del Machu
el peruANO
Peru seems cozy
Also: el peruANO
Weren't you the first agricultural civilization in the Americas? Also Quinoa is good.
>>57503030
shit
DER PERUANER: WÄHREND SEINER KINDHEIT IST ER DAZU GEZWUNGEN ZIEGE UND KÜHE ZU MELKEN...UND SCHEUNEN ZU REINIGEN.
DER PERUANER SÄT KARTOFFELN, ZWIEBELN UND TUT LANDWIRTSCHAFTLICHE ARBEIT!!!
DER PERUANER BADET NICHT,
STUDIERT NICHT,
GEHT NICHT AUF DIE SCHULE, GEHT NICHT AUF DIE UNIVERSITÄT.
ER IST EIN DICKER, IGNORANTER, VERSCHLOSSENER KNECHT, DUMM, ENTWEIHT, EKELHAFT
WAS HEIßT PERUANISCH AUF LATEIN?
*``INDIUS HEDIONDUS MONUS``
EINEN PERUANER ZU ERKENNEN IST GANZ EINFACH, HIER LISTEN WIR EINIGE IHRER MERKMALE AUF
0- SIE SIND HÄSSLICH, SCHRECKLICH, ERBÄRMLICH, UNBEDEUTEND...ABSCHEULICH
1- SIE SIND BRAUN, DIE FARBE VON SCHEIßE, ÄHNLICH WIE KUPFER, SIE SEHEN AUS WIE KACKHAUFEN
2- SIE SIND ZWERGE, UM DIE 1.50 BIS 1.60, WIE ANDEANISCHE GNOME
3- IHRE BEINE SIND KURZ, KRUMMBEINIG SIND SIE, WAHRE ABSCHEULICHKEITEN DER NATUR
4- SIE HABEN KEINE ÄRSCHE, WEDER DIE MÄNNER NOCH DIE FRAUEN
5- SIE HABEN KEINEN NACKEN, SIE SEHEN AUS WIE WÜRMER MIT SCHLAMM
6- SIE HABEN RIESIGE NASEN WIE KONDORE ODER TUKANE
7- IHRE OHREN SIND RIESIG, SELBST DIE SPANIER ERKANNTEN DAS
8- SIE SIND WIE CHINESEN UND HABEN KEINE AUGENLIEDER
9- SIE HABEN HERVORSTEHENDE WANGENKNOCHEN
10- IHRE GESICHTER SIND RUND UND AUFGEBLÄHT, DIE GUANAKO GESICHTER
>>57503104
oh ye, and because it became popular out of nowhere now its expensive as fuck
Son los blancos mas puro in Suramerica. Lo mas hermoso y agradable tambien.
The samurai BTFOd a few gommies and sterilized some indians and is in jail now.
HE DINDU NUFFIN
>>57503260
his daughter is running for president and its pretty safe that she wins this sunday but everyone hates her lol
>>57503009
Indians who come here to play flute at streets wearing funny hats
>>57503577
isnt she just another right wing neoliberal?
>>57503809
yea pretty much
THE PERUVIAN: DURING
HIS CHILDHOOD HE'S FORCED
TO MILK GOATS, COWS... CLEAN BARNS
"THE PERUVIAN" "SOWS" POTATOES, ONIONS" AND HE DOES AGRICULTURAL WORK!!
the PERUVIAN DOESN'T BATHE, DOESN'T STUDY,
DOESN'T GO TO SCHOOL, DOESN'T GO TO UNIVERSITY. HE'S A THICK IGNORANT, CLOSED,
BRUTE, STUPID, PROFANE, DISGUSTING
WHAT IS PERUVIAN IN LATIN???
*``INDIUS HEDIONDUS MONUS``
HOW TO RECOGNIZE A PERUVIAN IS THE EASIEST THING, HERE WE LIST SOME OF THEIR CHARACTERISTICS
0- THEY'RE UGLY, HORRIBLE, ABYECT, INSIGNIFICANT... HEINOUS
1- THEY'RE BROWN, THE COLOUR OF POOP, SIMILAR TO COPPER, RESEMBLING TURDS
2- THEY'RE DRWAVES, 1,50 TO 1,60, LIKE ANDEAN GNOMES
3- THEIR LEGS ARE SHORT, BOW-LEGGED, TRUE ABOMINATIONS OF NATURE
4- THEY DON'T HAVE ASSES, NOT THE MEN NOR THE WOMEN
5- THEY DON'T HAVE NECK, THEY RESEMBLE WORMS WITH MUD
6- THEY HAVE HUGE NOSES LIKE CONDORS OR TUCANS
7- THEIR EARS ARE HUGE, EVEN THE SPANISH CALLED THEM THAT
8- THEY'RE LIKE CHINESE AND THEY DON'T HAVE EYELIDS
9- THEY HAVE PROTRUDING CHEEKBONES
10- THEIR FACES ARE ROUND AND BLOATED, THESE GUANACO FACE
A lot.
>>57503809
She is the daugther of the most corrupt president Perú ever had (which is, very corrupt). So her winning this elections will be catastrophic for the country
>>57504125
How is she popular if her dad is literally in prison? Is she really likely to get the vote?
piramids
cebiche
ola ke ase
also vargas llosa is a gigantic faggot you should ban him from having opinions
>>57503009
Put the leaf back on you traitorous cunt
Indians (Incas), goat landscapes, good food and funny but comfy hats.
Any questions?
Cocaine indians.
I only know you're the russians of American Dota
EL PERUANO: DURANTE SU
NIÑEZ... ES OBLIGADO A ORDEÑAR
CABRAS..VACAS... LIMPIAR ESTABLOS
``EL PERUANO ``SIEMBRA`` PAPAS. CEBOLLAS`` Y HACE TRABAJOS
AGRARIOS!!..el peruANO NO SE BAÑA , NO ESTUDIA ,
NO VA A LA ESCUELA , AL COLEGIO NO VA A LA UNIVERSIDAD ES UN SER IGNORATE TORPE,
CERRADO , BRUTO , ESTUPIDO , SOEZ , REPUGNANTE
-QUE ES PERUANO EN ``LATÌN ???
*``INDIUS HEDIONDUS MONUS``
¿ COMO RECONOCER A UN PeruANO ES LA COSA MÁS FACIL, AQUI CITAMOS SUS PRINCIPALES CARACTERISTICAS:
0- SON FEOS, HORRIBLES, ABYECTOS, INSIGNIFICANTES...HEDIONDOS
1- SON MARRONES, COLOR CACA, TIRANDO PARA COBRIZOS, PARECEN MOJONES
2- SON ENANOS, 1M50 A 1M60, PARECEN DUENDES ANDINOS
3- SON PATAS CORTAS O PATA CHUECA , VERDADEROS ENGENDROS DE LA NATURALEZA
4- NO TIENEN CULO, NI HOMBRES NI MUJERES
5- NO TIENEN CUELLO, PARECEN GUSANOS CON LODO
6- TIENEN LA TREMENDA NARIZ, DE CONDOR, O TUCAN
7- SON OREJONES, YA LOS ESPAÑOLES LOS LLAMABAN ASI
8- SON ACHINADOS Y NO TIENEN PÁRPADOS
9- TIENEN POMULOS SALIENTES
10- TIENEN LA CARA REDONDA E HINCHADA , ESTOS CARA DE GUANACO
>>57503009
drink the stick cat
>>57504186
most of the reason for why ppl vote for her its because of her fathers popularity in the 90's, like the neglected poor places where nobody goes? they're voting for her
>>57504200
ese tio es una mierda se caso con su prima
>>57503009
Pizarro is your national hero.
why do you guys hate Alberto Fujimori? I thought he had some nice RIGHT WING DEATH SQUADS?
>>57504186
Because there is a lot of stupid and very poor people here, she goes there give them some food and she has a vote.
Also, mate; if you think Perú won't vote for the daugther of a guy in prison, there is a candidate WHO IS LITERALLY IN PRISON
LITERALLY
They had to take him out of the prison so he could go to the presidental debate.
If this wasnt my country i would be laughing, but it is.
(His name is Gregorio Santos btw, and yes, people are voting for him)
>>57504368
Outsie 4chan that isn't funny, specially when you kill journalist, disolve the congress, do forced sterilizations and kill 11 year old boys-
>>57504420
>Also, mate; if you think Perú won't vote for the daugther of a guy in prison, there is a candidate WHO IS LITERALLY IN PRISON
>LITERALLY
>They had to take him out of the prison so he could go to the presidental debate.
>>57504448
>kill 11 year old boys
when?
>>57504368
those were dark times my pal, he did a lot of shady stuff like killing kids that were supposed to be from a terrorist group but in the end they were just fucking kids
>>57504493
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_Cantuta_massacre
>>57504308
do you know what that means?
>>57504420
lol cuando vi el debate pense que se iba a escapar en cualquier momento, que iba a tirar el podio y se iba a ir corriendo
Alfajores
andes, macchu picchu, coca, weird shape on the map, lacks trees
>>57504492
These elections are a bad joke ;_;
>>57504585
Sí carajo, en cambio lo unico que hizo fue no responder las preguntas de Barnechea.
Me dio risa cuando dijo "vengo de la sierra peruana" y los amigos con los que estaba viendo el debate "no, vienes de piedras gordas"
ayy
So what is Lima like? Also is poverty being reduced in Peru or is it actually getting worse like it is here?
>>57504670
Two thirds of our country is a region called "Forest" we have a lot of trees mate
>>57504689
>So what is Lima like?
Lima is probably the second nicest and nearest to be a 1st world country city in the country. But there are some very poor zones (like in the rest of Perú) , but the contrast is incredible.
(The best city in Perú is Arequipa btw)
>Is poverty being reduced in Peru or is it actually getting worse like it is here?
We are getting slowly better, but we are angry because with all the money that the congress is getting we should be doing A LOT better
>>57504689
>what is Lima like?
its a good place to live very nice residential areas (the weather is shit tho) but not for doing tourism, like we have some nice parts but not as amazing as idk Rio or Colombia thats why most ppl go to Machu Pichu for that
>is poverty being reduced in Peru
we are slowly getting there, we have managed to reduce the poor class in the last 4 years so thats a start
>>57504808
see, i know shit about ur cunt.
SA is generally not on my map rly.
>>57504868
but i know a lot about yours senpai :'c
>>57504808
>>57504843
Are most people there pure natives or mostly mestizo? What about whites?
>>57504910
According to the statistics
>Natives: 45%
>Mestizos: 37%
>White: 15%
>Black: 1.5%
>Asian: 1.5%
I say according to the statistics because my whole life half the people i've met are mestizos, and the other half are asians, whites, and some black. But natives, man; just in tourist spot, and they are most likely not real natives.
I like your flag, friend
>>57504910
desu they're scattered all over the country, but if we talk about Lima most of them are mestizos and white people
>>57503009
Peruvian flute bands?
>>57505005
thanks m8 its just the canadian flag but nakey
>>57505023
Barely a thing here desu, WISH THEY WERE tho
>>57503009
Peruvian food is fucking god slayer tier, but I've never actually been to the country. Is it a decent place to live?
>>57505061
yeaaa its pretty chill well depending in which area you live of course
>>57505061
Barely, you get used to the third world perks.
It is a nice country overall and i fucking love it, but i can't stay here because it's slowly going to hell, and i love it too much to be here while it happens.
:(
>>57505147
la verdad estoy asustada por lo que pueda pasar el domingo porque dependiendo de eso nos podemos ir todos a la mierda en menos de 1 semana
Peruvian Pisco is breddy good.
brown country, delete this
>>57505207
Dios si... yo ya me he mentalizado para lo peor (Keiko) y no queda nada.
Tratar de terminar la universidad, trabajando a medio tiempo probablemente, e irme a otro país, maldita que triste es tener que ir a otro país buscando un futuro mejor que tu nación no puede brindarte.
>>57504884
thats nice to hear.
i hope you know bavaria is not germany then.
lederhosen and oktoberfest and the whole bavarian culture are solely to be found there, and it doesn't represent my cunt at all.
the reason bavarian culture is synonymous for germany is prpably bc americans where mainly stationed in bavaria after ww2 until unification 1989.
they even see themselfs as a destinct community.
Peru is just Mountain-ier mexico
incas, nazca, fighting holiday where you all beat the shit out of each other
Thats all I know
>>57505306
lol no, i'm pretty sure that stereotype is dead here
>>57505306
oh not to mention they speak a terrible accent with own vocabulary.
i can communicate with austrian people better then with bavarians.
What do Peruvians think about anime?
>>57505327
nice, im pretty new here but thats gr8 to hear.
>>57505335
Half ot the actual generation pretty much love it, the other half get laid.
Most people who like anime nowadays are dota players or teen girls who like k-pop too.
Dragon ball Z, Captain Tusbasa and Saint Seiya are like religions here tho.
>>57505126
What are the good areas? The thing for me is I hate hot weather, but I'm sure the more mountainous regions are much cooler. Basically I might want to GTFO America depending on how this election goes so I'm constantly exploring my options. I barely remember my Spanish but I used to be decent at it. I could pick it back up again.
>>57505392
its very popular here too. Like even every normie knows what it is and pretty much every school has a club dedicated to watching it
>>57505335
when we were kids most of us watched stuff like digimon, pokemon, dbz etc so they know anime. but im a fucking weeb i watch seasonal anime, btw this season looks nice boku no hero academia good stuff
>>57505426
>Basically I might want to GTFO America depending on how this election goes so I'm constantly exploring my options
Same. I love America to death but the political situation is fucked.
Why do you guys ruin my games of dota and call me a noob for not knowing Spanish?
>>57503009
Could you tell what do "grifo" and "chifa" mean?
>>57505426
>What are the good areas?
when it comes to Lima maybe Miraflores, San Borja, San Isidro and maybe Surco in those places u dont get so much hot weather because most of the time its really cloudy.
Or maybe Arequipa its a good option too
>>57505599
I'm not even Hispanic but I know chifa. It's food in Peruvian cooking that is influenced by Chinese cuisine. Soy sauce, etc...
>>57505426
Half of the departments (states) here have pretty good zones, the other half don't.
I live in one of Lima best zones: Miraflores. Lima is probably the department with the biggest quantity of good areas, i.e: Miraflores, Santiago de Surco, San Borja, San Isidro, Barranco, etc.
Other departments like Cuzco or Arequipa have their good zones, and other departments; like Iquitos, dont have good areas, but are pretty neutral overall, so with enough money you should worry.
Overall, come to Lima, Arequipa, Trujillo or Cuzco. When i was in school in lima (a good private school) our english teacher was a canadian who didn't knew a single world of spanish, so don't worry, you can get and most likely will get a job if you have some kind of degree.
>>57505457
I figure it out, although here its not so socially accepted as i think it in the USA, normally people who watch it don't get along with people who doesnt.
>>57505599
>grifo
gas station
>chifa
okay this could mean 2 things, a chinese restaurant or the chinese food in general
>>57505599
Grifo is a slang for the gas stations, don't ask me why.
Chifas >>57505635
>>57503141
>>57503946
>>57504306
This fucking pasta man, the German one annihilated my sides
>>57503009
I lived there for a bit. What is the source of all the tourist alpaca sweaters? Like where the fuck are they made? I found the same ones in Lima, Cuzco and later boliva. Also, why do Peruvians love rotesierre chicken so much?
>>57505540
Because half the people who do that are kids, most likely poor and un-educate that waste all of their money going to internet cafes and playing there.
And you have no idea how crazy is trying to be a decent player in Perú while enjoying the game. I couldn't, so i stoped playing. Fuck now i am angry
>>57505714
Love you Chile.
>>57505718
I went to a industry in Cuzco, i guess they come from there.
>>57505669
> normally people who watch it don't get along with people who doesnt.
mierda en el colegio yo no podia decir que veia anime porque sino me dejaban de hablar era horrible, considerando que era un cole privado solo de mujeres
>>57505795
Like are they just sweat shop factory made?
>I made them myself!
>bitch three stalls down has the same thing
>>57505765
I assume PC gaming is more popular than consoles there? Does Peru have any entertainment industries of its own? Like film or anything?
>>57505147
What are the perks?
>>57505864
depending were u go they're most likely made all in a shop factory and then they tell the sellers to say they are handmade so dumb tourist buy them, BUT, there are places were they in fact made them themselves
>>57505718
>pollo a la brasa
Those niggers do roasted chicken on a whole new level.
>>57505688
It's been forever and a day sine I've had some decent chaufa.
>>57505806
>considerando que era un cole privado solo de mujeres
MIRAFLORES
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>>57505955
naaah esta en la molina, por la laguna de los patos
>>57505806
raro, mi prima de 16 años tiene su grupo de amigas "otakus", creo que esta nueva generacion ya hay de todo.
>>57505864
Well i'm pretty sure there are people who actually make it themselves, but really rare.
Peruvians vendors love to scam tourists, well; not only vendors but taxi drivers, and basically anything that has something to do with negotiating the price.
There are some nice merchants who sell you things made of pretty good material, but they are hard to find even for us.
>>57505870
Hmmm, you could say pc gamers are just more "hardcore" like, the games they play are mobas, and RTS; like starcraft and AoE. Not a lot of people play other things like WoW or other pc exclusives.
While the console gamers are what /v/ would call "casual's" playing PES or CoD every now and then. But only Sony consoles, some people have nitendo consoles (mainly 3ds) and i just know one guy who has an xbox.
We have "indie" industries, whcih i dont know if can be called industries, but there are pretty shitty, normally afiliated to tv companies.
The good stuff is normally underground, and to get in that circle you have to be very hipster tolerant.
Only real cultural manifestation that can compete with the world is literature, pretty good.
>>57505940
that shit is like our pizza
>>57503009
t. Steve Michael Harris
>>57503009
i really hate peru. i really, really hate peru and peruvians. my experiences with them on dota 2 have made me honestly want to commit genocide on the entire south american continent.
really hate peruvians. go fuck yourself.
>>57505889
For example:
>Racist people
>Sexist people (real sexism)
>Ignorant people
Fuck, but im guessing you also have those in the USA (no offense), 3rd world exclusive would be things like:
>Insecurity
>Pollution
>Dirty streets
etc.
Shit, i've been living in a nice neighborhood because i know there are more but i can't really thing about em right now, help me compratiotas.
>>57506098
Dota 2 is shit, stop playing garbage genres.
>>57506098
why did they even got their own server? the only reason i play on the us west server is because it is the closest, but not even peruviANS want to play with peruviANS
>>57506137
>Dota 2 is shit
>Peru
Go back to the cyber, pudge
>>57506138
Mate, that server never finds games, it is some kind of bad joke by valve
>>57506109
uhhh i think you've said pretty much everything, i mean insecurity is a big deal but that is all?
>>57503009
Incas
That's pretty much it, and thats the only interesting part to me desu.
>>57506185
i think, i mean it has gotten so crazy in some areas, but other than that i can only think of the incredible corruption. Hey, MAYBE we are not that bad?!
>>57506098
the people here that play dota is the kind of people that laughs at facebook and think they're hot shit because they've watched SAO, that is all
>>57506166
I say this specially because of my country. People won't just shut the fuck up about LoL/Dota 2 and it's driving me insane
>>57506249
>tfw estudias ingeniería o arquitectura
>>57506285
>estudiar
>peru
>>57506245
ayyyy thats right, we are not complete shit after all just like 60% maybe
Do most Peruvians look like asians?
>>57505426
>leave america for peru
You feeling alright friend
>>57506334
Plenty do. People are mixed as fuck.
>>57506334
Yeah.
And i fucking hate that fact. Some mestizas are pretty cute tho.
>>57503009
Red Nigeria
>>57506334
They look like Eskimos
>>57506363
Blue Peru
>>57504420
Acá eligieron de alcalde a un tipo (que se llama "John Calzones", además) al que le tenían orden de captura por apropiación de tierras. Lo metieron a la cárcel en como la primera semana de su mandato.
El mundo es bello por acá abajo.
>>57506362
You shouldn't feel bad for it girls love Asians.
>>57506434
las mejores decisiones
>>57506434
SA sera todo carajo, menos aburrida.
>>57506447
Yeah they fucking do. But I dont have any asian features ;_;
>>57506137
i'm fucking 5k and these dumb fucking nigger spic account buyers still pop up, pick mids and cores and just fucking are absolute ass.
i hope some fucking fruit company wants to do business in peru so america can orchestrate another war there, set you guys back 40 years again, and fucking wipe out half your population.
>>57506138
i don't know why they don't play on it. they're fucking retarded, can't read spanish or whatever. i play europe west now, since i live in new york and get 65ms to EUW, so it's not really an issue for me, but god damn. wow.
>>57506247
i don't care who they are, i want non-english speakers out of my games. for real. it's great that dota is growing as an esport but seriously, fuck off, we're full.
>>57503009
It's where my parents threatened to mail me every time I pissed them off.
>>57506525
lmao quit getting mad at videogames you fucking nerd
>>57506527
lol c'mon we're not that bad.
>>57506525
or maybe idk GIT GUD?
>>57506525
> don't know why they don't play on it. they're fucking retarded, can't read spanish or whatever. i play europe west now, since i live in new york and get 65ms to EUW, so it's not really an issue for me, but god damn. wow.
How are russians? are they better than peruvians?
el peruviANO
la comida es rica, no conozco el país. Todo bien porque tienen mar.
>>57506565
i'm not mad at the game, i'm mad at subhuman garbage for wasting my time, 20-50 minutes at a time.
game is great.
>>57506577
can't carry 4 braindead peruanos no matter how hard you try. unless they have 5 peruanos.
>>57506583
much better. at least they try to speak english and work together + they can actually play. they will flame you but they will still actually try. peruvians will die twice, all chat "gg no support" and afk in base/destroy all of their items.
>>57503009
I fucked a fat Peruvian slut a month ago
>>57506727
Do tell us more
>>57506760
That's all there is to it.
I fucked a fat Peruvian slut for about 3 months.
I even bought some butt plugs and she was down and put them in her ass while we fucked...the large one went in her with little effort--it kind of disturbed me even how easily she put that thing in.
But her pussy is super tight...is a great fuck, even if she is a fatty....she moved to where I am moving in a month, so I guess I will be back on top of her again for a while
>>57506844
lol brichera
>>57503009
You guys got btfo'd with Bolivia in a war against Chile. Also both of your countries were a confederation at some point I think.
>>57506876
Here our word for "bricheras" is: women
>>57506569
Nah, it wasn't that so much. Parents would just rattle off whatever country came to mind when they threatened to ship you somewhere. Once got threatened to be shipped to Timbuktu as well.
>>57507131
What other countries did they threaten to send you to? I'm actually kinda interested.
>>57507321
Well funny thing is, I figured out that they just said whatever country came to mind when we were listening to the radio and I pissed them off getting out of the car.
This song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGApN7bRboQ
Other places I was threatened to be shipped to:
Stalingrad
Ethiopia (they were kinda sensitive about that one, probably some fear of racism)
Tibet
Budapest
Oder river
Egypt
Neptune
Can't remember others
>>57507469
Based song
>>57507469
>>Oder river
KEK that's oddly specific. Pretty harsh too.
>>57507990
Yeah, I think they just thought it on the fly, probably something they remembered from school
>Oder River? The fuck is that?
>>57507985
I like the song song too, parents were big fans of classic rock, got me into things like Led Zeppelin and Rolling stones later on in life. Threatening to send me somewhere was the lightest of their threats. I remember once my mom spent the whole drive home telling me how my ass was grass because I punched a goat at the zoo.
>>57503110
mexishits always throwing dirt on other latin american countries. youre pathetic and the rest of us know how crappy you are btw
>>57508665
el papelito
>>57508665
DUDE TAX HAVEN LMAO
fuck peruvians
>>57503009
next to nothing:
potatoes, lamas, alpaca, incas, gold, more potatoes, the end
i don't even know a peruvian person
>>57503009
6 voltios
>>57508854
>>57508802
>>57508762
>>57508726
post a latin america thread
80% replies are butthurt mexicans
LE PERUVIEN: DURANT SON
ENFANCE... EST OBLIGE DE S'OCCUPER DE CHEVRES..VACHES... NETTOYER DES ETABLES
``LE PERUVIEN ``SEME`` PATATES. OIGNONS`` ET FAIT DES TRAVAUX AGRICOLES!!..LE PERUVIEN NE SE BAIGNE PAS , N'ETUDIE PAS,
NE VA PAS A L'ECOLE , AU COLLEGE NE VA PAS A L'UNIVERSTE C'EST UN ETRE IGNORANT, FLEMMARD,
FERME , BRUTE , STUPIDE, CRASSEUX , REPUGNANT
-QU'EST CE QU'UN PERUVIEN EN ``LATIN ???
*``INDIUS TETEDECUS BONOBUS``
COMMENT RECONNAITRE UN PERUVIEN EST UNE CHOSE TRES FACILE, NOUS CITONS ICI SES PRINCIPALES CARACTERISQUES:
0- ILS SONT MOCHES, HORRIBLES, ABJECTS, INSIGNIFIANTS...HIDEUX
1- ILSONT MARRONS, COULEUR CACA, TIRANT VERS LE CUIVRE, ON DIRAIT DES CROTTINS
2- ILS SONT MINUSCULES, 1M50 A 1M60, ON DIRAIT DES LUTINS DES ANDES
3- ILS SONT COURT SUR PATTES OU PATTES ARQUEES , DE VRAIS ENGEANCES DE LA NATURE
4- ILS N'ONT PAS DE CULS, NI HOMMES NI FEMMES
5- ILS N ONT PAS DE COU, ON DIRAIT DES VERS COUVERT DE BOUE
6- ILS ONT UN PUTAIN DE PIF, DU GENRE CONDOR OU TOUCAN
7- ILS ONT DE GRANDES OREILLES, LES ESPAGNOLS LES APPELAIENT COMME CA
8- ILS SONT BRIDES ET N ONT PAS DE PAUPIERES
9- ILS N ONT PAS DE POMMETTES SORTANTES
10- ILS ONT LA TETE RONDES ET GONFLES , CES ESPECES DE TETE DE GUANACOS
>>57503009
>he lives in south america
>unironically
lol
>>57509112
>He lives in the world's ass
>>57503106
I always thought this bitch was peruvian.
