Olympics predictions?
>>57498274
We will win all the boxing medals.
A complete and utter disaster, who the fuck let Brazil host it.
>b-b-but muh povertyball championship
Thousands of people die in a stadium collapse due to Brazilian "engineering"
>>57498274
GOLD MEDAL IN Retarded children event goes to Brazil
Seriously, why the fuck would they host the Olympics in such a shithole.
>>57498274
hundreds robbed, only 5 dead though. at least one tourist drowned
>Brazil
Didn't Steven Merchant get a leg disease from visiting for the Rio de Janiero?
Why would I want to visit that place? It's like poor, whiter Australia on the Americas.
Dozens of athletes get too sick to compete from drinking unsafe water.
>>57498424
>Brazil gets a gold medal in each and every sport
Also, when it was held in Russia a few years back, didn't contestants complain about how Russian water was brown?
>>57498415
>Steven Merchant
literally who
i didn't watch Fast & Furious, sorry
>>57498424
Do you guys really think we drink from our taps?
>>57498424
Just according to keikaku.
VUVUZEALAS
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>>57498680
British comedian. Only anglosphere knows him, sorry.
>>57498880
aaah ok. with that last name i thought he was some jewish american businessman or somethin'
>>57498274
I predict Brazil loses 7-1 to Germoney
It'll be so bad it'll go down in history.
>>57498860
>The South Africa world cup was 6 years ago
>It's been 6 years since the Vuvuzelas were played on /b/
>>57498298
and equestrian sports.
The lowly paddy bests the Englishman in a game of class and wealth.
>>57498274
>Nothing is actually finished ontime
>dozens of athletes get sick from the how diseased Rio is
>at least one gets kidnapped
>ISIS strikes
>>57498325
LEL, hope it happens live
A halving of the Brazilian population due to record number of police related deaths as they have to control their criminals every waking moment.
>>57503266
Is England good at any sports they invent?
>>57498274
everyone will get AIDS and die because brazil
ITT: clueless jealous edgy teenagers spouting shit
WE /BR/ NOW
POST FUNKY FAVELA MUSIC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USO_Dfu-6Yg
>>57498274
Russia would nuke at Rio
>>57503555
they said the same about Russia but it went okay
>>57503555
DESIGNATED
>>57503502
billiards
>>57503600
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEd3OeY0rA0
>>57503625
Sochi was a disaster.
World Cup 2014 = One of the greatest events in history
I'm 1/4 Portuguese lads, can I be BRhue yet?
if they did the world cup ok i think they'll manage the olympics.
only thing that i saw that made me raise my eyebrow was the polluted water for the canoeing/kayak events.
just dont plan on getting pregnant there or something idk, havent paid too much attention to zika virus but i feel like its mostly a meme like ebola
>>57503625
I know, bro. They said the same thing before 2014 WC and it was the best World Cup ever
>>57503706
>Sochi was a disaster.
Nah, it wasn't
>>57503756
Yeah...it was.
>>57503706
>>57503756
>>57503815
Sochi was by no means a disaster idk what the fuck you people are talking about
>>57503717
Odebrecht = greatest contrusction company on earth
Did you know most streets in the USA are made by Odebrecht?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Odebrecht
>>57503692
wow that's a child
WC went nice, since Olympics it's smaller because it's only in Rio, won't be much problems, unless IS decides to visit.
Honestly nobody here is giving a shit about the Olympics.
>>57503706
7-1
>>57503815
Some irish blokes got sauced and fucked up the rings opening, but aside from that it went well.
>>57504285
>>57504373
China wins everything.
>>57504411
we won more medals than them in beijing...
>>57498274
Another opportunity for Brazil to prove that it's a true superpower.
USA will take the most overall medals while China will take the most gold.
Athletes from all nations busted for cocaine possession, except for Russia who will be b&nd long in advance.
>>57498274
>Russian and Kenyans barred from entering
>Brazil
It'll be fucking glorious.
>>57504836
>>57504625
What happened? Why are we banned?
>>57504874
Banned from athletics and maybe swimming, the articles ar probably blocked in your country (kek). Basically everyone found out about Russia state-wide doping program, with their WADA-accredited labs being ordered by the sports minister to cover up positives, Athletes coming out and talking about the drugs program etc. Stuff everyone already knew about Russia but couldn't prove.
They were given a few months to sort it out, but it seems like they're stalling and hoping the IOC is bluffing. No doubt China and America are just as bad/even worse on the doping front though.
I shot my best friend in the head for gold.
Mr. Chang: I just got a tip that this place is about to get hit
呆比: For real? When?
Mr. Chang: Right now.
(Mr. Chang pulls out his Glock and shoots 呆比)
Mr. Chang: Take the money. Let's go.
(Everyone walks outside while Mr. Chang detonates the bomb without looking at the explosion)
>>57504972
>probably blocked in your country
lolwat
>doping program
ah, okay, heard something about this, didn't know it was about olympics
>>57504115
yep
they're starting very new on the funk business nowadays
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3F2RNc9fek
many half white zika babies next year
>>57505449
Well I know you're not china, but I'm surprised it wasn't covered in Russia.
Russia is currently suspended by the IAAF, if they fail to comply with whatever standards the IAAF have set for them, they will not be able to compete in the Olympics.
It's not strictly about the Olympics, but of course in athletics the Olympics is everything.
Noob: I just got a tip that this place is about to get ban hammered.
呆比: For real? When?
Noob: Right now.
(Noob bulls out his noob hammer and bans 呆比)
Noob: Take the achievements, Let's go.
(Everyone piles into the attack chopper while Noob disconnects on accident)
>>57505664
half white with half a head
