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>your bloodline ends with you
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>your bloodline ends with you
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>>57495658
Neet or did you fell for the gay trend meme?
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>I failed the exams again
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>ask girl of interest on date two nights ago
>still hasn't responded
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Nah ive got young cousins who will certainly have kids.
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Thank fucking god. I don't want my disgusting Jew genes being passed down further generation.
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>>57496931
This. It was destiny and destiny made the right call.
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>forgot about feeding the little ratter
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come on guys.. if you reach your 40s and 50s and still don't have a kid, get some asian golddigger and knock her up
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>>57495658
>My sister will spread our genes with at least 20 niggers.
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>tfw my irl waifu is infertile
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>>57495658
Can't complain about this
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>>57495658
I hope not.
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>I wish that I got killed because I don't want to be the coward who took his own life
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d-do cousins count?
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>>57495658
>mwf there is some poor guy in norway, still thinking that his blonde hair and blue eyes + her ginger hair and blue eyes equals to brown hair and brown eyes.

Good luck and fortune to you raising my daughter Norwegian guy
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That's exactly how natural selection is supposed to work. The superior life-forms pass on their genes to the next generation while the inferior life-forms don't. Whether it's due to poor aesthetics or poor mental health (such as autism or homosexuality), the weak will fail to pass on their genes.

One of the biggest misconceptions NEETs have is that they're entitled to a gf. You're supposed to earn one. Even an aesthetically perfect person would never be able to attract anyone unless they make some sort of an effort. Likewise, an ugly person is able to attract a mate through other means (like money).
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>>57497148
You're a horrible human being.
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>>57497148
What are you saying? t. sleepy
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>>57497335
he cuckolded some norwegian guy who is now raising his offspring.
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>I keep shaved my balls just in case
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>met a Swedish qt that really likes me

She gonna get PADDY'D.

>pic unrelated to the woman due to get PADDY'D
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>>57497335
Some Norwegian got KHAN'D
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>>57497148
What a cunt... Kill yourself.
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>>57497231
Well, sure.
But I still get chuckly, thinking that these people raising her, were already engaged, got married because of the pregnancy.

This woman really screwed the Norwegian guy over, thousand times over
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>>57497370
>>57497406
Okay. Points for non-verbal banter, maybe a little harsh if true.

>>57497458
Marriage, kjeh. Why didn't you tell him?
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>>57497335
He's saying he's a deadbeat who will never know his own child (and is happy about this) and he consorts with women who are equally scum.
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>>57497458
Was the woman norwegian too?
How did you guys meet?
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>>57495658
i have siblings though
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>>57496842
>literally asked my neighbor out
>she said no
>have to give her the most awkward of smiles every time see her in the apartment complex until one of us moves out
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>>57496931
>>57496957
why don't you just renounce your faith and quit being a jew?
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>>57497751
Jew is ethno-religious thingy.
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>>57497738
loooooooooooool
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>>57497509
Never seen the guy except in one happy baby photoshoot picture.

>>57497572
Yes she is.
She came to a holiday trip in Finland with her girlfriends.
We met outside a bar, chatted a bit, I got invited to tag along with them.

My instint said I would get laid by one girl or another.
We exhanged numbers that evening, if she hasnt deleted my contact information, she still should have it.
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Opposite sex seems to be too degenerative for my superior genes these days.
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>>57497751
Not a Jew but something went horribly wrong genetically. Also my parents were superficial weirdos who never should have met each other. Their love was fraudulent and so their offspring was an abomination.
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>>57495658
I've got 2 sisters and a fuckload of cousins from both sides of the family that already have kids themselves. My bloodline is safe.
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>>57496931
>goy married to Jew
>get fully Jew kids for the price of one Jew parent
Bargain reproduction
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>>57497045
>waifu
>irl
Sounds unlikely lad
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>>57498027
Why are you so bad at trolling?
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>>57497510
So rude
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>that look of utter disappointment in your mother face every time she see you in the morning
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>>57495658
Should have ended with my parents desu
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>fapping
>misjudge pressure in balls
>accidentally shot sperm into my cup of tea
>still drank it
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>>57499777
HAHA! Vafan?
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>>57499777

>sweden
>yes

nice trips
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>>57498488
I don't think he's trolling m8...
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>>57498488
What makes you assume it's trolling?
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>>57495658
No it won't. I'm a great father to my wife's son. She said we could have a baby of our own soon. We've been married for 7 years now, so it's just a matter of time.
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>>57495658
I hate kids anyway
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>>57495658
Got a milf pregnant. She doesn't even stay in contact with me.

>bloodline continues
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>>57498246
No shit, he meant his waifu is pic related, a robot.
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>>57500119
>>57500119
Too bad more of your countrymen don't think the same, you guys breed way too much, same with Indians and Jungle Asias.

>Oh hey our country is overpopulated something needs to be done
>Oh I know lets fuck like rabbits and make more people because it's not crowded enough
>Yeah that'll do it

What's wrong with you guys?
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>you will die without leaving any children and having contributed NOTHING to the economy

I don't know what's the biggest joke: my existence, my mother for giving birth to me, or the taxpayers who fuel my existence whether they want to or not.
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>>57500195

Actually LATAM birth rates are low as fuck.
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>>57498901
>that look of utter disappointment in your mother face every time she see you in the morning
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>>57500345
Cheer up, at least you're not a somali.
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>>57500367
Even in Central America? hmm, I always thought they breed like crazy.
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>>57498901
At least you didn't get it while she's in her last moments on her death bed.
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Meh. Huntington's, Alzheimer's, and a fuckton of cancers run in my family. Better to end the bloodline than pop out kids that will be lucky to see retirement age.
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>be 11
>lit my own hair on fire during lucia practice
>everyone thought it was an accident
>it wasn't
>teacher hugged me and I could feel her big breasts
>worth it

I will probably never amount to anything but damn, that was the best day of my life
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>>57500543

Don't worry, I will.
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>>57500493
If he was, he would've been payed more in benefits and rape as much as he wanted.
All the free sex.
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>>57500493

How does that make my life any better?
If I was a somali at least I would be more likely to have chimp friends who will ooga booga with me.
I'm white as a ghost and about as cheerful as one.
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>>57496842
Wow you are so beta she didn't even bother to say no.
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>>57500520

Yep.
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>>57496833
>have exam today
>don't even try
>write some stuff I think is right and wait for it to be an acceptable time for me to leave

>>57496931
>psoriasis
>weird teeth
>big nose
>balding
At least no kid will have to suffer these as I have.

>>57498901
>she tries to bribe me into going out more
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>>57495658
My sister has birthed enough kids for the both of us. Strong, healthy Aryan specimens, the lot of them.
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>>57500651
But who was the Y donor?
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>>57500638
I did the same my last exam due to depression(and 4chan addiction) I hadn't studied. I passed the second time though. Just get help for whatever ails you so you can get back to focus on work.
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>>57500637
Bolivia's a little higher but I didn't know, well guess I should do my research next time I blabber my mouth off, for punishment no breeding for life, promise.

t. Chang Ping Zao
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>>57497148
You will never force someone else to raise your spawn

feels bad man
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>>57500604
How old? Where do you live?

>>57500681
Jamal
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>>57500702

Erryday we rearn Zao.
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>>57495658
My sister is a lez and I'm a robot, but I've got like 30 cousins on my dad's side, so at least the name isn't in danger of dying.
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>>57500737

>How old? Where do you live?
Are you trying to seduce me?
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>>57500791
;)

I'm planning on recreating that autistic brit pub thread in person.
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>>57500742
Thank you for encouragments, may I come to get for a wife for me in brazil? I no want asian wife they mean and no ass or tit, I want thick women brazil please I will treat her like queen
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>>57495658
>tfw not a single person in my entire family isn't white
>you can trace my entire family back to like two towns in Germany and a couple in England.
>had family that was so against blacks they moved to south africa after the civil rights movement just so they could support apartheid

>tfw I'm marrying a Portuguese/Slav mix girl.
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>>57500845

You're gonna have to find another candidate because I don't drink.
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>>57500851

lol do it, i don't care.
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>>57500651
>brother is moving into house with his girlfriend
>he's learning how to drive
>he's trying to a get a real job
>she's almost finished university
>they'll probably get married once they have enough money
>they'll have children

>I used to live vicariously through him in secondary school and pretend I had friends like he did
>I'll probably live vicariously through his future family too
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>>57500880
Will they like me? or laugh at me?
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>>57500940

They so horny, they love you long time.
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>>57495658
>I promised myself to stop snusing and jerking off
>I did both those things just 5(five) minutes ago
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>permenent, chemically induced erectile dysfunction in my body because i was insecure about my hairline
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>>57501039
Thats a myth mate. Theyve been testing the stuff since the 80s have never found anything that lasts more than a year and even that was at a rate just a few percentage points higher than placebos (who funnily enough had the same effects)
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>tfw my brother already passed on the family genes
>don't have to live with the possibility that my parents will never have grandchildren anymore
Thanks bro for accomplishing what was literally impossible for me
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>>57500978
I want bunda girl not asian garbage

no
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>>57495658
Sure does... eugenics demands it.
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>>57501114
I'll get back to you in 3 months and let you know if my balls have stopped hurting when i ejaculate then
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> dad offering to pay me a hooker
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>>57501210
how long have you been on them?
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>doctor asked me if i was sexually active and reminded me to use condoms

>I'M A VIRGIN
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>one in a life time change to travel and get to know europe
>will fail all my courses at the uni and will have to present extra exams, leaving me with no time to travel
>If I fail I'll have to return the scholarship money
>will have to stop studying to get a job and start paying
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Sorry dad.
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>>57501409
was on for 3-4 months last summer
lelface.jpg
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>>57501443

>feeling sorry for your dad when he probably did fucking nothing to get you on track to a normal life
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>>57501447
Same here, stopped feeling effects after about a month.

Premature balding is a hell of laugh
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>>57501518
i would rather be shiny and chrome bald since twelve years old than have this sexual issue.
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I tried
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Stop reminding me OP.

The pain doesn't hurt as bad if I'm not thinking of it.
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>>57497080
well I hope it gets beter 4 u bro
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>>57501552
You really dont, you have no idea how cruel kids can be to bald kids. You can take pill when you need to preform cant do that for hair

Not only that, but your issues just temporary rather than permanent
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>>57497080

I'm just waiting for another war to happen so at least my death isn't as pathetic as my life.
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>>57495658

Why are you guys sad? We're already dead, this is Hell remember?
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>I joined the military just to compensate for my pathetic existence as a 20 year old virgin
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this thread is fucking depressing
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>Waiting for your Grandparents to die off so you can kill yourself without upsetting anyone
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>>57501768

I joined at 19, and here I am at 23. Still a virgin loser
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>>57497148
The human cuckoo bird
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>>57501785

NOT AS DEPRESSING AS OUT LIVES
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>>57501675
not trying to be mean but people like you seem to think if my attitude changed this problem could go away. there are tons of men who have had this issue last longer than 1 year and you need to understand it's not just a fucking made up excuse for naturally impotent people and it can last a long time.
maybe it will go away soon for me, maybe it won't and i'm being realistic
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>every attempt i make to solve my problems in life fail miserably
>i am sisyphus
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>>57500543
>implying he'll visit her in hospital
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>told myself i would stop heavily drinking
>pick up smoking again
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>people want to socialize with me
>i ignore them all because for some reason I don't want to talk to people anymore
>slowly on the track to becoming a recluse
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>>57501827
what's it been like? you traveled?
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>>57501931

No. I've been stateside all 4 years because fuck me.
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>>57501901
>south america
>hospitals
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>didn't fuck a 10/10 qt that was into me because i had no condom and hadn't trimmed my pubes in months
>she lost interest
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>I can't stop abusing oxycodone
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>live a reasonably fulfilling and comfortable life
>good relationship with parents
>had sex with numerous women
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>she texts all her chads and shows you photos of her with them while you're with her
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>>57501950
That sucks.

I got stationed overseas and slayed Japanese and Italian pussy
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>>57502012
>this post has made me jealous
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>>57502019
>she's probably texting some guy right now
>telling him good night
>she probably sends him selfies of herself
>she sends him voice messages probably
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>>57502062
>good close circle of friends
>have many hobbies/interests which enrich my life
>have travelled to 20+ countries
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>>57502045
doubt.
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>I spent my 21st birthday on 4chan
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>>57500871
and thats why you are miserable. not all the other shit. start drinking and life will get better.
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>>57502155

>already mentioned the government supports my life
>thinks I have enough money to drink
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>>57502146
so did i
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>>57502155
>allergic to beer
>every time i drink beer my face and neck swells up like a baloon

i wish i were making this shit up
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>>57502127
Don't.

Foreign women are very easy. I have a slight southern accent and that gets pussy wet.

I also work out a lot so that helps.
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>>57502123
>i might finally kill myself tonight
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>>57501675
it's more of a propaganda thing to make women cut their hair and give it away for wigs "for sick kids", in factuality it goes to some old hags
kids can be cruel, but for any reason, even for no reason at all
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>>57502200
I know alcohol is fucking expensive in sweden. you guys cant even drink in public right?. but its an investment. also you could just make your own. or make a little trip to buy cheap alcohol in a another country.
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>>57502220
>I lived in Italy for a year
>didn't get laid once
>probably because I am manlet
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>>57502225
don't
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>>57502225
>i might finally free* myself tonight
Fixed
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>>57502270

>investment
>requires money
>make my own
>requires money
>make a little trip to buy cheap alcohol in another country
>requires even more money than buying it locally
>I don't even have a car
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>lay with her in bed and speak with her from 4 pm to 3 am
>the next day I don't even exist to her
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>>57502286
>i'm actually just memeing
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>>57502127
Foreigners getting easy pussy works both ways
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>>57502337
people make booze in fucking prison. no wonder you feel like a failure if you cant even get you hands on alcohol.
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>>57502274
You can be ugly manlet but if you are confident women let you clap dem cheeks.
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>>57502405
yeah I know. I could have fucked a few girls but I'm autistic and have stupidly high standards.
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>>57502432
not even ugly. got a good face, babbyface, but still not ugly. i'm just autismo and have high standards
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>>57502458
>standards
Well son that's your problem.

You trying to find waifu or you just trying to get your dick wet?
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>>57502458
>having standards
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>>57502498
I was a 20y/o virgin so didn't want to remember m first time as fucking some ugly fat girl. I ended up waiting and fucked a qt, but she turned out to be a crazy sociopathic lying bitch in the end.
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>tfw when you have a son to carry on your name
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>>57495658
>my brother is the only hope of carrying on our name
>he has two kids
>both girls
>his wife is pregnant again
THIRD TIME'S A CHARM
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what are brothers dumb fuck
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>>57502556

>he turns out to be gay
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>>57502622
Not everyone's parents had to make 7 children for Bolsa Familia you petista.
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>>57495658
better than ending like this

https://twitter.com/ipostcouples/status/698261178825445377
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>go outside
>see attractive girls
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>>57495658
>I am my families last chance of white children.
>I am a virginfag who has never even kissed a girl on the lips.
>I am 24 and have no social skills.
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>I have a mask all set up and ready to go for when I hit 30 and still haven't done anything in my life. All I need is a tank of helium to make it complete.

YOU CANNOT FABRICATE SUCH A TALE.
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>>57502823
>haven't left the house since 2015 christmas
>everything better than expected
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>she always talks about chad with you around
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>>57503091
How do you eat, Munamies?
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>>57503111
I live with my parents. Mom buys food and I eat it.
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>my brother and I are both aspies
wew. I turn 22 and he turns 26 this year, and neither of us have brought a gril home
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>>57503130
same here.
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Having children is cruel. This existence is very painful, if you really love them you won't force them into it.
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>>57500345
This is the good thing about living in a country one hates, I can steal as much from the government and feel great about it
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>>57503176
how old?
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>>57501950
Reserves? What branch?
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>>57495658
Nah, my sister already has 2 kids with her husband, and I'm sure my brother will have some kids very soon with his.

They don't need me to keep the line going
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>>57503198
23. My excuse is that I go to university, and have lived away from my parents for about ages 18-22.

I move out again next month.
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>>57503130
Does mommy give you enough goodboypoints for tendies?
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>>57501467
This for real senpai.
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>>57502970
You're out of luck. There's a helium shortage and there's no real way to get more helium, so whatever you buy will only be partially helium. The rest of the gas in the tank will just be air.
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>>57503253
???
We don't communicate in any way desu, I'm on computer 24/7 in my room
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>>57501467
blaming parents for your own failures seems dumb as fuck.
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>>57503291
what do you do? 4chan 24/7? i live in a shitty city with nothing to do, but i hate spending all my time in my room. i usually ride my motorbike around the mountains or go to the gym. when i graduate i'm moving a better city where my friends live so my social life should improve.

that's the plan anyway
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>>57502146
I haven't celebrated my birthday in years. Hell I can't remember the last thing I DID celebrate.
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>>57503374
>4chan
>Ylilauta
>Dota2, CSGO etc.
>Youtube
>Hfboards
>Watch NHL streams
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my sister racemixed with a El Salvadorian troglodyte and her kid looks like a fat puffy little mexican
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>>57503423
makes sense i guess. as soon as i've finished studies i'll take up CSGO. looks fun.
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>Neighbours dog who was known to be once a nice mutt starts to go agro.

>Starts having rabies.

>Family trying to find vet.

>Little brother and I go over to help comfort them, bring them food.

>Dog isn't chained up.

>Launches at my brother, biting into his arm.

>Grab nearby cricket bat.

>Proceed to beat the dog to death, it's jaws still clenched on to my little brother.

>Family calls for hospital.

>I'm covered in blood.

>Neighbourhood thinks I'm a psychopath.

>Word went out to my school.

>Everyone thinks I'm unhinged.

>I'm emotionally traumatised by this event.
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> Live reasonably comfortable life.
> Still can't achieve anything
> That look on my dad's face when he sees me on my computer for a split second.
MAYBE ONE DAY I WILL MAKE HIM PROUD HAHA

MAYBE HE WILL GET SO GRANDKIDS AMIRIT HEH
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/int/ = /r9k/ ?
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>>57503605
4chan = /r9k/
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>>57497148
r u rusky?
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>my parents will never have grandkids
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>>57503548
No rabies in this country m8
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>the last time I had a friend was 2011
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>>57503566
I will never be anything but an office clerk. Surely my war hero, engineer grand father who pulled himself out of poverty would be proud!
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>>57495658
Who wants kids these days?
Not even normies want them dude
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>>57503662

Yank that moved from America to Aus.
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>>57503695
>never had friends
>never had a gf
>never been kissed
>never held hands
>content to live and die a virgin
Feels alright desu. I feel sorry for you guys that are actually seeking such things (and not getting them).
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>>57503866
>spells it "neighbours"

calling bullshit
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>>57503762
>my grandfather entertained the queen
>went to cambridge and graduated with a top degeree
>was a successful civil engineer
>came from poverty
>first man of his family to go to university
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>>57503762
> My grandpa worked physical jobs for 70 years and still misses work
> Both parents struggled to come to the United States after the Soviet collapse.
> Here I am shitposting instead of studying.
I hate my life XD
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>>57503894
not all of us have the chance to be schizoid or severely autistic

some of us are just good old spergs
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THIS BODY HOLDING ME

ALL THIS PAIN IS AN ILLUSION
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>>57497738
>ex now a lesbian
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>>57503924
When he retired he built his own shrimp boat, I can fix my bike derailleur!
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>>57503964
> Born in rich family, father a doctor
> Fathered a bastard son
> Richer than you
> More successful than you
> Still shitposting
> Feels good man
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>last time i had a friend was in elementary school
>in high school i never talked to a girl for more than 5 seconds
>didn't have a single friend
>never had a job
>got accepted to university but didnt bother responding
>mom forced me to look for a job
>nobody even wants to hire me
>sitting at home every day contemplating suicide while my mom still treats me like a child
>only reason i havent blown my brains out or jumped off a bridge is because i know my mom would be traumatized
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I'm peruvian
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>ex is now married and pregnant
>i haven't had a single date since her
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>>57495658
>your daughter is a halfu
jamefuru
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>>57503274
I don't know this feel. There is almost zero chance I would have made it without my dad. Hope I can pay it forward to my own kids
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>>57503334
Nurture determines who you are. Yes, parents do matter very much. Frankly, some parents fail terribly and shouldn't be allowed to raise children
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>>57495658
That's a good thing. You alone have the power to break the 4 billion year cycle of suffering. Countless unborn lives thank you.
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>Chat up some qt Taiwanese girl studying English on Tinder.
>She wanted the Irish dick and asked to meet up for coffee
I never replied back because I am a huge pussy.
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>>57503376
Celebrating birthdays after 24 or so is fruitless. You're "celebrating" ageing, decline, and the end of good things
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>bloodline doesn't end with you
>but for the rest of your life you have to look at the 3/10 you picked to breed with

CAN'T
A
N
'
T
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>I spent over $8000 on weed and cigarettes in the past year and haven't had a real boner or interest in another human being in months

:))))
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>>57501882
Pic related,

>you need to understand it's not just a fucking made up excuse for naturally impotent people and it can last a long time.

It is for the most part, especially when you start looking at the ages involved (ie older men) and how even the mere mention of impotency effects was enough to trigger them in placebo subjects. Its much easier to blame a pill than yourself
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>>57495658
>>your bloodline ends with you
I am fine with this.
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>>57495658
>I'll never have a boyfriend.
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>>57498027
it's ok anon, I know that feel
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I've got a brother who has already had a daughter, and with things as they are the daughter will likely end up pregnant before she finishes high school. We're still here, though it's not for the best.
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>>57500855
Why son
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>>57504000
>schizoid
Seems on point desu. Time for me to do some reading.
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My bloodline won't but my last name might.
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>>57500638
>>psoriasis
>>weird teeth
>>big nose
>>balding
>At least no kid will have to suffer these as I have.

Shit I have the same stuff except weird teetH

balding and psoriasis is a bad combo
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>>57501785
the very first one was truly depressing. it was started by an australian too.
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>Countless generations of blue eyed blonde haired genes passed from my ancestors will end when I impregnate my Central American GF
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>>57508905
IT DOESN'T FUCKIN MATTER BRUH

WHAT MATTERS IS THE PUSS
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>>57500638
Kek I do that too, one time on a circuits exam I had I literally knew how to do just about nothing, I wrote as many KCL equations as I could and then left after like an hour (time allotted is 3 hours)
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>ask her out
>she's lesbian
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>>57503423
living the exact same life as you except i don't post on finnshit boards and I watch different sports
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>>57508905
The heart wants what it wants. Don't dwell on such trivial things.
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>>57500187
She married or single?
How'd you meet?
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>>57495658
Good
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>>57508963
Yeah I've asked out a few hundred lesbian women haha still waiting to find a straight one haha
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>>57509581
isn't there only a few hundred women in poo peeland? GL homie
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>>57496833
>have exam tomorrow
>probably gonna fail
>gf broke up

just end it
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>be me
>both of my brothers are literally on the autism spectrum
> I'm realistically the only shot my parents have at grandchildren and they know it
>I'm a complete failure
> mfw
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>>57496833
>have to work on a graduate diploma
>first presentaion is in less than a month
>haven't write a single paper yet
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>>57495658

This thread can't be more depressing and I can totally relate to it.
I've come to the conclusion that my 4chan addiction is the root of all my problems, personal and academic. The ride never ends...
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>>57514202
>4chan addiction is the root of all my problems, personal and academic

No anon, it's just a symptom, not the root.

If you quit 4chan but didn't sort your life out, you'd just procrastinate/waste time some other way.

But if you sort your life out you will most likely quit 4chan anyway.

We're all in the same boat.
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My sister already has kids.
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>>57496931
>>57496957

Keep up the good work, honorary aryans.

Vasectomies are cheap!
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>>57514635
My brother has two boys and a girl. Thank God, I don't have to feel guilty.
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>>57514635

older or younger than you?
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>>57495658
I have 2 brothers and 3 sisters so there is not a big danger for that. Not to mention that I have donated sperm.
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>>57514719

Older m88888.

Plus, she's a female version of me. Only reason she made it is because being a woman is really easy.
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>>57514760
>being a woman is really easy.

not if theyre ugly
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>>57495658
>think doing drugs and being neet is cool
>do drugs and be neet
>eventually coolness on both fades away and just want to be normal
>already fucked up my brain and now it's too late
HAHAHAHA IM LITERALLY JUST WAITING TO DIE
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>Grandfather was an alcoholic nut that commited suicide
>Father is a nut that attempted suicide and now survives on a massive cocktail of meds, basically a high functioning retard
>I'm a depressed piece of shit eventually doomed to one of those two fates

If my name dies with me, so be it. I wouldn't cast the die and risk subjecting another boy to grow up with these autismo genetics. Fuck it.
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>>57514904
make up
it would only be difficult if they are fat
but you know, you can always just lose weight
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>>57500561
Why'd you let your own hair on fire..?
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>bachelor's thesis due on monday
>have barely just started
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>>57514904
>>57515057

Even if you're an ugly woman, at least you get sympathy.

No ugly male gets sympathy. He gets labeled a creep/fedora/beta and shunned by society.
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>>57509604

Tell the queen to send some more, like the old days
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>>57516701

fucking convict kiwis
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>be romanian
>everyone considers you a gipsy
>bullied for being too kind and always trying to see the good in people
>fail at everything in life mostly because of shit memory
>literally 3 sec fish memory
>brother married blue eyed 8/10 qt
>works abroad makes loads of dosh
>finished always first in class
>i barelly pass any exam
>lost virginity to a girl who had pity on me never had sex till then
I think im going to accept the fact that im a gipsy and start stealling dat sweet looking copper from me neighbours
But i still cant stop feeling this dissapoint that my father has for me
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