Let's talk
have been one acquainted with the night.
I have walked out in rain - and back in rain.
I have outwalked the furthest city light.
I have looked down the saddest city lane.
I have passed by the watchman on his beat
And dropped my eyes, unwilling to explain.
I have stood still and stopped the sound of feet
When far away an interrupted cry
Came over houses from another street,
But not to call me back or say good-bye;
And further still at an unearthly height,
One luminary clock against the sky
Proclaimed the time was neither wrong nor right.
I have been one acquainted with the night.
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If any Germans want to r8,
>Das Diabetes-Problem hat die Welt erfasst, 2014 waren mehr als 400 Millionen Menschen betroffen. Die großen Verlierer sind Länder mit niedrigen oder mittleren Einkommen - und Männer.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zRm7IKoqXF
say "anime"
>>57492895
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11w8h4KZorg
>>57492849
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Jm9wB4YA69
>>57493435
British/10
>>57493536
>>57492849
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00X7H7fDWxl
>>57494253
Everytime I hear your voice I want to write some fake movie trailer intro, have you read it and then combine it with epic hollywood music. I'm sure it'd be terrific.
>>57494558
Google images gives a decent handful of them.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kYRqceIMi6
>>57494828
Top kek, that's great mate. Is it your natural reading voice or do you force it, like some sort of impersonation ?
>>57492849
rate me plox
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HU0fNZFWUu
>>57495112
Give spanish before I go to bed.
>>57495042
It is my natural reading voice.
>>57492849
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12wFp3Kl1We
So I have a job interview tomorrow for a position as an english teacher and wanted to ask if my english sounds alright.
Although it might be too late by now, if you could give me any last second tips to improve my pronunciation, if only by a little bit, I'd be grateful.
Just trying to relieve some of my anxiety here.
Hi pals any singing requests for me today?
>>57495980
Sounds good to me mate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tnrhX55mzI&nohtml5=False
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZkoInO9MPQ, r8 lads
Please narrate this:-
WOWZAH
XD
>>57495980
>he fell for the English teacher meme
>>57496727
I need a job brah, can't stay leeching off my parents forever.
The other jobs I could get with my qualifications are pay less.
>>57496676
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1auzhaLV9jy
Babs are you here?
>>57496676
>>57496793
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCzU9GAqcXo
>>57499118
Exactly what I thought of when I read Wowzah +1 my friend.
Truly the best channel on youtube
>>57492849
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uB9jSufaZx
Post more texts m8s
>>57500958
Five pied pipers picked a peck of pickled peppers
Sally sells seashells by the seashore
>>57501255
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qfVsTURpn0
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lek47qWHYh
Hard af
I have two for you:
O rato roeu a roupa do rei de Roma
A aranha arranha a rã.
A rã arranha a aranha.
Nem a aranha arranha a rã.
Nem a rã arranha a aranha.
>>57501629
I imagine so, they're kid tounge twisters but even adults who grow up with english mess them up
I'll do that when I get back from the gym
>>57501629
You sound good!
I don't know what the a with the squiggle sounds like, sorry
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0unIo0ierYF
>>57502767
Lel your Rs would sound good if this were Spanish.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rC7Ox6oNmf
>>57503019
I figured Portuguese and Spanish were more similar
So the squiggly a is like "huh"?
But, – and there it is, – we want to live and move, though we have no reason to, because it happens that it is the nature of life to live and move, to want to live and move. If it were not for this, life would be dead. It is because of this life that is in you that you dream of your immortality.
>>57492849
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FB68XZPyI9
>In Spanish http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MDb60RxhmQ
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xk3X1KchAn
Gimme gimme chicken tendies,
Be they crispy or from Wendys.
Spend my hard-earned good-boy points,
on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints.
Mummy lifts me to the car,
To find me tendies near and far.
Enjoy my tasty tendie treats,
in comfy big boy booster seats.
McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's,
But of my tendies none remains.
She tries to make me take a nappy,
But sleeping doesn't make me happy.
Tendies are the only food,
That puts me in the napping mood.
I'll scream and shout and make a fuss,
I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss!
Tendies are my heart's desire,
Fueled by raging, hungry fire.
Mummy sobs and wails and cries,
But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries.
My good-boy points were fairly earned,
To buy the tendies that I've yearned.
But there's no tendies on my plate!
Did mummy think that I'd just ate?
"TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW,
YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!"
I screech while hurling into her eyes,
My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise.
For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers:
Never forget my chicken tenders.
>>57503645
Pretty good. You slipped up on "further" and "unearthly" but everything else was fine.
>>57492849
http://vocaroo.com/i/s076scMSfn6s
>>57503701
thanks dude, I'm even bad in my native language, I mispronounce words really really often. Dunno why tho.
>>57503760
Might be lazy speaking. I do it too. I realized it got bad when people kept saying "huh?" in response to me talking.
I often don't pronounce the last letter and do a glottal stop all the time.
>>57503677
Intense.
Worth the listen.
Also, checked.
>>57503677
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xk3X1KchAn
I burst into laughter at "good-boy points". Jesus christ good job.
>>57503677
KEK'D AND CHECKED
>>57503822
>>57503850
>>57503996
thank you.
Can any Russians/Russian speakers tell me if I am pronouncing this correctly.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gPV1tLnZY2
>>57492849
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xD7Nm3Aj5R
