>Bring my Dutch friend out for drinks
>Does one shot of beer
>Collapses and has to get his stomach pumped
Not again...
Why would a Dutch person become friends with a subhuman faminigger
>>57476560
>swampjews calling anyone else subhuman
>tfw no Dutch friend
>tfw Dutch people hate me because I'm russian
Being a russian dutchboo is suffering.
The meme is that the dutch jew you by serving you shot of beers, not that they drink shot of beers because they can't handle alcohol
>>57476612
the irish are literally retarded, pic related
>>57476720
Shouldn't have shot down our plane Ivan
>>57476815
I am not convinced yet. Haven't seen proof. Ukraine is just as much of a suspect.
>>57476863
Russia has BUKs
Ukraine doesn't
Russia has men that know how to operate a BUK
Ukraine doesn't
case closed
>>57476887
Yeah but it is not 100% sure that it was shot by a BUK. But I haven't done my research so I'm not going to claim anything. Just weird that everyones radars and sattelites were closed for maintenance that day.
That's literally impossible.
I'm a hardened alcoholic and this offends me.
>>57477064
I wish. What was worse was that he freaked the fuck out when I spilled my drink. You'd swear he thought we were going to drown or something.
>>57476525
Too big beer, you need to serve them small foamy beers
>>57477052
>Just weird that everyones radars and sattelites were closed for maintenance that day
You're not surprised, are you?
Still better drinkers than Americans
>>57477130
Pretty sure the only thing you spilled was spaghetti, Mick.
>>57477130
kek
SMALL
DUTCH
>>57476720
I love Russians, I just hate Russia ;_;
Shouldn't have disposed the Tsar. Peter was a good friend.
I love Ireland tho
>>57477130
delet
>>57477750
I love you too.
>>57476785
kek, I always wondered the same, why didn't they fish instead of starving?
>>57476863
>>57476525
>Does one shot of beer
>Does one shot
>One shot
>shot
m8
>>57477130
>tfw no Irish friend
>tfw no friends
>>57477951
It was illegal for an Irishman to own a boat back then
>Fishing rod?
You would need to save up a lot of money and even if you did buy one,no landlord would ever let you fish on their land.
I don't like this thread.
I wish I had someone to share a cold foamy beer with
>>57476525
>>57478255
>be Dutch
>get shot
