>Be Italy.
>Conquer the known world at one point.
>Still can't conquer pizza.
I AM LMAOING RIGHT NOW!
>tfw making pizza soon with whatever fucking ingredients i want
>>57475270
That looks far better than an American """"pizza"""" tho
But that pizza looks delicious as fucc
>>57475817
This
Italian pizza has unique texture and flavour. American pizza is just grease.
>>57475270
desu i was very disappointed by the pizza in rome, i expected so much of it but its shit compared even to israeli pizza
the best pizza i've had was in NY
>>57475817
>>57475877
Y'all keep lying to yourselves. Seriously. Italian """pizzas""" are absolute shit. I could make a similar pizza at home RIGHT NOW. That shit looks like those shitty "pizzas" people buy at Meijer's or Wal-Mart.
>conquer the known world at one point
ayy is this what they teach in American schools?
>>57475877
Exactly. They don't need to drown it in canned shit and other frozen toppings.
When the ingredients are good you don't need to put much of them. Italian mozzarella and homemade sauce made with quality Mediterranean tomato, fresh basil, that's enough. But the Burgers still have to figure this out
>>57475270
i love american and italian pizza.
>american """"""""""""""""""""""pizza""""""""""""""""""""""
More like puzza lol
>>57475270
>it's a deep dish pizza episode
>>57476343
>Italian mozzarella and homemade sauce made with quality Mediterranean tomato, fresh basil, that's enough. But the Burgers still have to figure this out
Tons of ~artisinal~ places here that do just that
Euros will never understand this
>>57479739
>Tons of ~artisinal~ places here that do just that
The famous american micro artisan pizzerias.
>>57476035
>I could make a similar pizza at home RIGHT NOW
I assure you, you can't
>>57479823
Some are pretty well known
>>57476343
We make some good plain pizza as well. I do love me some supreme pizza tho, that shit is goood.
>>57475817
>>57475877
>>57479322
European countries. We could have our differences, but against americans we are all united
>it's an American talking shit about anyone else's food thread.
>>57480048
>He thinks I'm American.
>>57479908
Keep lying to yourself. I can get the ingredients and make it myself.
>>57479739
>WE WUZ PIZZAIOLI AND SHIT
>italian makes pizza
>"mama mia, guissepe we're almost out of cheese and all out of any toppings what do I do!"
>"just leave gaps in the cheese and spread some of these leaves I just picked on top! no one will know!"
i would chalk this up as a troll thread, but the sad truth is that retarded fucking seppos really believe they understand the first thing about pizza.
-you will never be able to grow san marzano tomatoes
-you will never be able to produce mozzarella or fior di latte
-you will never be able to know the right ratios for the dough, how to work it, and most importantly at what temperature the oven is supposed to be
-none of the pics you posted show an italian pizza. i bet your dumb fat ass searched for "italian pizza" on google USA
-there is no thing as "italian pizza" neapolitan pizza that is different from "pizza al taglio" which is different from a pizza you'll find in liguria
>>57475959
>i went to rome and i expected good pizza in some shithole tourist trap
this is why everybody hates you
>inb4 butthurt italians
Reminder that they're just baiting you
>italian makes pizza
>"mama mia I accidentally burnt the crust! the oven cooked it too fast!! what am I-uh gonna do!"
>"Luigi, I told you, we'll just say that it tastes better that way! No one will know otherwise!"
>>57480240
You seem upset Mario.
please don't be such brutes
>italian makes pizza
>"mama mia! we can't afford cheese! and the sailors want their pizza! Giuseppe, we're in-a big-a pickle now! what are we going to do!"
>"Luigi, I have just the solution! We tell them we made it uh-special for them! We call it! Pizza marinara! They'll never know!"
>>57475270
Italian pizza is for eating out, American pizza is for when you're a lazy fuck who can't be bothered making his own food.
>>57480669
>>57480294
>>57480188
god, american banter is truly awful
>>57476035
Fuck,Americans have worse taste than I thought
>>57480781
>go to spain
>order pizza
>"Now did you want the regular pizza or the burger pizza?"
>>57480781
>Go to spain
>Order plain pizza with pepperoni
>"Sorry! we only serve pizzas in the form of salads here!"
>>57480160
CHI
>>57481062
>>57481300
You meant Congolombia
>>57481062
>>57481300
yes, sadly we mostly have american style pizza except in the italian restaurants and such
also nobody falls in meme pizza memes like that burguer one
>>57481605
Well,people felt for the Nacho pizzas. But talking about pizzas in Spain is pointless. We dont have a tradition about it
>>57475270
>mfw waiting for delivery right now
Damm I'm hungry.
>>57480240
>there are no italians in the usa
>shipping ingredients to the us is impossible
L O L
O
L
>>57475270
>Conquer the known world at one point
AYO SENPAI WE WUZN'T CONQUAD BY DE ROMENZ
WE WUZ BARBARIANZ AN SHIET
>>57481758
It's not impossible but they cost much more, so you use low quality crap to make your pizze
>>57481823
And you think every pizza here is cheap?
>>57481758
>Implying that they dont serve you garbage and you just pay as it was gold.
>>57481877
No, but normal people don't buy expensive pizza
>>57475373
>bananas
>anchovies
>calamata olives
>fresh apple slices
>cheddar cheese
do it
>>57475270
nice
>>57476035
vomit inducing
>>57479993
nice
>>57480240
nice
>>57481062
>>57481300
what the fuck is this?
>>57481918
Who fucking cares about normies
Reee
>>57480240
>-you will never be able to grow san marzano tomatoes
totally doable in a greenhouse here (because it's cold you can't grow them on the field)
>-you will never be able to produce mozzarella or fior di latte
except it is being produced here
>-you will never be able to know the right ratios for the dough, how to work it, and most importantly at what temperature the oven is supposed to be
oh pls, everyone can take up a cook book and read up on "classical" ratios and then adapt to their oven and available ingredients
>>57481693
yep
>>57482396
so what's the equivalent for a flat bread covered with stuff in spain then? do you have one?
>tfw just ate a diavola
Delicious 2bh
The French actually make good American meme pizza
>>57482617
had one yesterday, good taste lad
>>57482761
why is the crust so yellow and smooth
>>57482179
LOL estonian mozzarella, sure it sound tasty
>>57482761
looks like a swamp
swedish pizza best pizza 2bh
>>57479823
Well, we have all types of pizza in New York, I mean, why wouldn't we?
Italian pizza better than Italy, Chicago pizza better than Chicago, etc
We attract the best minds from all corners of our planet.
>>57482042
>Kalamata olives
Patrician taste/10
>>57481918
Micro-pizza isn't expensive here. Just live in food centric cities like San Francisco, Portland, Chicago, Austin, New York
>>57481758
>shipping a cheese that's supposed to be eaten on the same day it is made on the other side of the world
why are you fat fucks so incredibly embarrassing?
>>57482179
>this ONE estonian again
dude go outside sometimes
also
>he believes the mozzarella he makes there is the same that's made in italy from cattle that has been selected from centuries with the italian recipe that has been perfected for centuries
as i said, embarrassing thread all around.
>>57480240
I had a replica of this yesterday, all with locally sourced ingredients.
What do you say, Mario?
I live near NYC and none of you at any point in your lives regardless of nationality have had better pizza than me desu.
>>57488497
Because buying fresh made mozzarella is impossible in the us, right?
>>57488591
>implying
atleast we dont have garbage on the streets anon :_DD
>>57489251
NYC is clean enough that I didn't feel any culture shock having been raised in a 150k median income suburb, so I'm sure you'd be fine unless you're a complete Swedish faggot.
>It's another pizza thread
>>57489559
nah im just """"""privileged""""""" because scandinavian air>any
also garbage on street lmao that's low even for the us of a
>>57489652
I really don't know what you're on about. You mean like gum?
Or do you think this is Napoli?
>>57480294
Good Lord, do you have German ancestry?
the best pizza I ever ate was in Milan
going to Naples this summer tho, supposedly it's the birth place of pizza and the stuff they serve at Di Matteo is GOAT
>>57489784
yes, why?
>>57489652
>implying
sorry, I made this in two seconds with imagemagick and scrot, too lazy
>>57488090
That looks amazing.
How much is it? Is this a delivery thing or do they serve it in restaurants?
>>57489840
Your banter is terrible. I'm ethnic German so I should know.
>>57488090
I would try that but there's probably kebab semen in that white sauce so no
>>57489935
>ethnic German
Fucking muh heritage fag, sick of your shit.
I always cringe when I see United European Emirates RETARDS talking about their 'heritage'. Get a clue dipshit, it's the current year. Your ethnicity means NOTHING.
>>57489935
Your grandma was from Turkey?
>>57490024
>>57490038
You're just proving his point
>>57475270
tfw no decently priced italian pizza where i live, only shitty arab pizza or overpriced fine-dining pizza
>>57475270
>Conquer the known world
>Implying Romans didnt knew about Numidia, Aksum, Arabia, Persia, India, "Central-Estern Europe", Scandinavia, Caledonia and Hibernia
>>57490146
why do yuros struggle so much with sarcasm
>>57490153
>fine-dining pizza
lolwat
>>57489652
NYC is pure shit now
The liberal faggots that took over after Giuliani are letting manhattan turn into 2.0
>>57490588
*Mogadishu
>>57490452
the pizza they serve at those bit more expensive restaurants. fine-dining may not be the appropriate term
>>57480240
We have about 13 places in Seattle that are all certified to make real pizza.
http://americas.pizzanapoletana.org/members.php?a=Washington
>>57491123
>http://americas.pizzanapoletana.org/members.php?a=California
>Terún
WTF i hate california now
This thread sucks. USA sucks. Fuck Canada
>>57491398
Yeah, Palo Alto is a cess pool of shit bags.
>>57491573
probably because the world view you hold is so fragile
>>57491398
The more people who hate California the better.
>>57491573
Why do Italians hate us so?
>>57491398
>http://www.pizzanapoletana.org/showassoc_eng.php?id=410
>“Terroni” are the salt of Italy’s earth. They are the people who give Italians a good name abroad.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>57491662
Success breads jealously.
>>57491759
It's the best state. Wish I could afford to live there, instead I must waste away in the dampness of Seattle.
>>57491692
Actually it was a joke, California best state
>>57491759
s/jealously/jealousy
>>57491398
>>57491739
lel it's true
>>57476035
I very much prefer your style of pizza if it makes you happy
>>57491829
wow you fucked up buddy
>>57492142
Hello Kansas
>>57491829
this
CA is the best state, NYC is the best city
>>57492142
lol look at this fly over state welfare queen.
>>57480188
>>57480294
>>57480669
stop making this into a cringe thread
>>57481062
>ordering pizza in Spain
I think you had it coming. How fucking stupid are you?
>>57491759
>success breads
dropped
>>57484270
>>57488497
until you try it, shut the fuck up
>>57488207
never eat as good olives as Kalamata olives I got from a Greek friend who owns olive orchard there.
So juicy! Nothing else comes even close to it.
>>57480240
>-you will never be able to produce mozzarella
Mozzarella is entry level cheese. Its not hard to make.
Heck, you can substitute some of the reheat phases with microwave
>-you will never be able to know the right ratios for the dough
Its still 2:1 flour:water if i remember correctly.
>>57492244
>CA is the best state
>>57493008
>Mozzarella is entry level cheese. Its not hard to make.
this. it takes a housewife 30 minutes to learn how to do it
>>57491759
s/breads/breeds
>>57492915
why on earth should i try the cheap copy of one of the finest products from my country made in some irrelevant soviet shithole?
>>57489795
that look like trash. i went to naples too last year. they told me that the best pizzerias are:
sorbillo
"da michele"
il presidente
and another couple of them i can't remember. i wento to "sorbillo". go there it was otherworldly. cheap as shit, huge pizzas, good selection
>>57489935
all american 'banter' is pure cringe
>>57493423
because believe it or not (and i sense you are unable to accept it so idk why i bother at all) dairy products done here are shitloads better than italian...
seriously, give it a try and come bitching like a little princess afterwards, until then STFU
>>57493008
Can you read you retard. Do you think it will taste the same? I assure you that you never tasted anything that even look like mozzarella.
>>57493399
I'm now sure that some italian fucked your gf, you are here 24/7 being butthurt italy. This is so random
>>57493423
Shut up butthurt retard
>>57493489
Bravo Estonia
>>57493518
pro-tip mate, just came from the pub, watched some football with my mates (UEFA), but you on the other hand? what do you do all day? sit around here getting your anus ripped apart? lmao
>>57493518
>I assure you that you never tasted anything
Its lactic acid used to start a very mild and non complicated process.
>>57493489
Sure little faggot, the whole planet can't wait to eat estonian mozzarella and estonian parmigiano
dude you are butthurt because your country is irrelevant as fuck and never produced anything of note, while people can't stop gobbling down on italy's dick.
>>57493613
god you're awful, i feel sorry for all the other italian posters because of you
>>57493613
>>57493652
I actually feel sorry for both of you, literally arguing over pizza and cheese at midnight on an imageboard
>>57493652
tldr: i'm obsessed about a random ass country which i didn't even ever visited
>>57493602
the ingredients are not the same. you are clearly unable to understand this.
>>57493613
>italy going haywire
>>57493732
>which i didn't even ever visited
about 5 times... mostly northern italia bologna/meldola region
>>57493732
The ingredients are not the same. And thats important. Especially when Italian milk has as low quality as it do.
>>57493727
hai ragione ma questo povero fallito sta ogni giorno qui, ogni volta che mi collego e c'è un thread sull'Italia c'è questo butthurt estone a rompere il cazzo, stavolta l'ho risposto.
>>57493788
non farlo
>>57493788
>butthurt
over what? i'm always giving you information and you're always being a stupid cunt...
>>57476035
Good flavors, sure, like a döner Kebab.
But """"" cuisine """"" ?
You can't make this shit Up.
This looks like an obese pizza. Unhealthy, but it makes the job for the system.
>>57493788
Yes, i see him all the time
>l'ho risposto
Gennaro please
we have this thread literally daily. surely there isnt a fresh batch and retards every single day so why do you people insist on discussing the same tired bait several times a week
>>57493780
yep, that's why people can't stop ordering the norwegian version from all over the planet.
>>57493762
and you are still butthurt because bologna alone has more culture than the entirety of the baltic countries combined. i see.
>>57493867
France always defends our cuisine in these threads, thanks
>>57493613
>>57493924
>yfw you realise it's Italy's salty tears giving their cheese its unique flavor
>>57493924
not really, but sure, if it gives your sour ass comfort
>>57490388
Language barrier
>>57493897
nelle Marche si usa dire "l'ho risposto"
>>57493966
>mfw eating exported Mozzarella
>>57494004
we cuisine now
Best pizza
>bro i can't wait to go to norway and estonia to have their delicious food and live their amazing culture
said no one ever
>>57493966
Its not tears thats giving that unique salty flavour :^)
>>57494106
said my friend fabio who now lives here...
your lemonposting status: destroyed
>>57493423
thanks, Sorbillo noted down.
>>57494094
gross
>>57475270
>cheese
>sauce
>some leaves
Italians LITERALLY think this is a "good" pizza.
>Be Estonian
>Be butthurt that nobody gives a flying shit about your commie hole
>Visit Italy
>Literally can't even understand the insane amount of stuff Italians invented
>Go back to your commieblock
>Spend the rest of your life on a Cambodian kayaking forum to hate on Italy, all day every day
>Press F5 all day waiting for somebody to mention Italy in a positive light
>Start foaming at the mouth as soon as somebody mentions Leonardo or Dante
>Taps furiously on his government issued, soviet era calculator
>"wawawaaa Eztonia better wawawa"
>Repeat this all day, everyday
>>57494248
And so do Americans that know what real pizza is. Not that shitty flatbread most fatties in America think is pizza.
>>57494248
If you reverse search the image you will find it's not even italian
>>57494352
>be lemonposter
>literally have lemons in your fractured anus
>24/7
bro, i come here literally couple of times a week when i'm wasted, but you seem to be here all the time with the exact same shit
what does that tell you about your life?
>>57494354
Hello Kansas!
>>57480240
There is a neapolitan style pizza place in the building I live. I'm in Vancouver. Nice try.
>>57480240
I can go to my local nursery, throw some seeds on the ground and shit out some san marzano tomatoes any time I want. Tomatoes grow like weeds in my backyard. I can go to whole foods or some shit and buy some mozzarella any time.
>>57494354
Keep posting maybe one of the spaghetti niggers will let you suck some on their marinara-coated balls.
>>57494584
Check this website to find real pizza near you:
http://americas.pizzanapoletana.org/members.php?
Then back to me as to which is better.
>Italy
>Roman
>>57494655
I've had "REAL" pizza and it's alright, but nothing great. American pizza is good too, you're a stupid sperg for only consuming boring traditional pizza.
>>57494554
Is it like contemporary canadian with cats and dogs on the meniu?
hey niggas check this pizza
>>57494817
why no balsamic? would make it better imho
Disgusting amerifats are disgusting
gonna make a homemade pizza right this night desu friends
>>57495071
FRAGILE
>>57480240
>not milking and raising the cows yourself to produce the perfect milk
>not producing the grain yourself to make into pizza
>not producing the cheese yourself
0/10
apply yourself mario
