love edition
old: >>57453650
is my tri moreta on
holy shit, so many old memes
>>57465553
install gentoo
who /pee in pants/ masterrace here?
>>57465667
keep memeing, lad i was actually serious with my advice, but i guess that's not the place to be serious
kek
How easy is to get the Bulgarian citizenship, and how are the taxes in Bulgaria?
>>57465840
This is the single most autistic thing I've ever seen.
Rate how well I triggered pol today
>>>/pol/70092550
>>>/pol/70094746
In the muslim one theres unironically a macedonian who converted to islam. Lmao senpai
>>57465816
I'm just messing with you, mang. Not even the same poster. I only code my shit in ASM anyway.
>>57465860
if you arent a fyromian it could be a pain in the ass desu, i have a belarussian friend who waited 4-5 years for his citizenship
>taxes
10% flat tax
>>57465860
>How easy is to get the Bulgarian citizenship
prove heritage or invest 1mil leva (or euros, not sure)
>and how are the taxes in Bulgaria
10% flat tax
>>57465840
Dude... are you ok?
Nth for praise our true and only heir - Simeon Hasan
https://bg.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%A1%D0%B8%D0%BC%D0%B5%D0%BE%D0%BD-%D0%A5%D0%B0%D1%81%D0%B0%D0%BD_%D0%9C%D1%83%D0%BD%D1%8C%D0%BE%D1%81
>>57465860
You are an EU citizen, you don't need BG citizenship. Taxes are 10% flat on income and 20% VAT.
>>57465880
>I only code my shit in ASM anyway
i do that too, on a daily basis (reverse engineering)
>>57465860
if your parents were bg nationals you get it
if you were born in bulgaria you get it
if you invest something like 100,000 levs you get it
speaking the language is p important i think
taxes are lowest in the EU i think
>>57465884
dunno, just saving shit from the page that the other anone linked
i think its all OC the the Burgasfag weeaboo
>>57465868
>that polish guy who thinks he'll be cleaning anything but british toilets
I admit I kek'd a bit
I like'd the ''what is whiteness'' one more though, that defo got them more riled up
>>57465913
what's the latest thing you reverse engineered?
>>57465905
what if the Greek government demands my extradition? I want to be protected by Bulgarian law.
>>57465840
>moldova
>>57465977
>what's the latest thing you reverse engineered?
for my job - i can't tell
for myself - this: http://www.nullsecurity.org/article/7script_exe_reverse_engineering_the_license_scheme
>>57465952
I miss the weaboo tbqh
>>57466019
oh, you're a hacker?
>>57466048
>you're a hacker
don't know. i'm the last guy on earth who will put himself that rank
i just like doing shit
>>57466045
this is golden
Hey balkfam
Can u post the link with the int copypastas
Plz
>>57466105
Keep dreaming Mickoff. Macedonia POWERFUL
>>57466086
why hack this guy's program and not just make your own aimbot/wallhack whatever he's doing. if you already know how to throw hooks, make some money out of it.
Or even better take his version unlock it, and sell it.
If you're good at something, don't do it for free.
>>57465977
>I want to be protected by Bulgarian law.
on paper, the government protects it's citizens
your citizenship to greece could tie you in some legal way tho so you'd prob have to renounce your greece citizenship if you don't want them to extradite you
also it's very likely there are extradition treaties between bg and greece, if not because of interpol, and all the other international police organizations.
a better place to find protection would probably be russia (or belarus)
tho it depends on what the crime is, if it's not a crime in bulgaria, or one of those on paper crimes that no one enforces, no one will bother you
>>57466105
>yoink, saved
>>57466184
>If you're good at something, don't do it for free.
i get enough money from my work, why should i literally try to sell every piece of shit i can poop?
plus, that article is for educational purposes only :^)
>>57466271
well, I mean, you live in Bulgaria, how much money can one make there?
fuck educational purposes, you don't give your knowledge away for free, you sell it.
Think like a capitalist, you're a European now.
There's no such thing as free.
>>57466019
Good stuff, check out Cuckoo
https://www.cuckoosandbox.org/
>>57466335
>how much money can one make there?
It's...complicated.
>>57466392
KEK things like this happen here as well, cross from a hotel to another in one of the black sea resorts and you go from used german shitpiles to supercars, its pretty funny
this one is also good
>>57466335
>how much money can one make there
as much as everyone else anywhere on that planet. You are not obligated to work for local companies.
>fuck educational purposes
but that's how i started, anon
if i didn't read stuff other people released for free *educational purposes*, i'll probably have shit job nowadays
it's how the community thing works
>>57466363
that's good for fast analysis, but i prefer spending a week over IDA disassembly than count on automations.
you learn more that way. also, a lot of nowadays malwares use anti RE/VM protections, obfuscations and encryptions.
eg. running a malware under automatic analysis system means the malware might stop its execution in case it detects it's under surveillance.
On the contrary, an automation might detect a legit app as malware (false-positive) and that's another shit side of the whole thing.
Bulgarians and Macedonians are top posters tbqh
>>57466532
you got to think Green, my friend.
you never give people things for free
>>57466573
me on the
l e f t
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>>57466392
The only Lamborghini anybody in our threads can afford
>>57466631
>>57466609
id unironically wear a fiki tshirt
>>57466588
so, just bulgarians :-DDD
Post that pop song you used to listen when you were 10 years old and you were dancing like a homo to when nobody was around.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRww47sDn8g
>>57466532
anyhow, what else are you working on?
>>57466702
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9YbICd43Mc&nohtml5=False
>>57466702
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOrc37wNUqU&nohtml5=False
>>57466711
gorilla """"""""""""""parenting"""""""""""""
>>57466812
99% sure that those are t*rks
>>57466848
or regular selyaci
>>57466737
few stuffs... i do electronics from time to time
>>57466609
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZzNcWiB7Eg
>>57465766
>moldova has a phone
>moldova has any valuables
almost accurate
http://utopiabalcanica.net/2015/04/05/15-tipuri-de-hora-din-folclorul-romanesc/
Getting my first aha.bg girlfriend
>>57466952
u dont really update your blog that much ha?
>>57467020
cap the conversations
whats your favorite vidya, /balk/cucks?
bb bulgarians, you were good senpaitachi once
>>57467138
monster girl quest
>>57467030
i ask myself "why am i doing this" too often
>>57467138
Currently Vanilla WoW.
Also Diablo 2 LoD
>>57467138
this(the first bioshock also) and the last of us
i dont give a fuck, sue me
Loves and piss.
>>57467336
please be in pazardjik
>>57467138
Warcraft 3, Vanilla wow, CoD 2, Max Payne 1&2, Roller Coaster Tycoon, AoE 1&2, Rise Of Nations, Heroes 3
>>57467138
i really liked Arx Fatalis
but it's pretty much unknown, what a shame
i don't really have a favorite vidya
>>57467138
Dead Space, Serious Sam, Dota, SOMA
>>57467138
tw series, world of tenks, fallout 3
>>57467138
this is what happens when normies and hipsters overrun things that are meant for a few people
Fucking faggots, most of them didn't even see the trailer probably
>>57467555
>world of tenks
suka blyat: the game
>>57467591
i saw it
it was utter shit
whats your point
>>57467581
http://vsrecommendedgames.wikia.com/wiki/PC
>>57467455
I'm in Sofia. I have a vagina by the way.
>>57467581
Planescape:Torment is god tier
>>57467597
i played it a lot but it got boring grinding for exp on the later levels
and it's less fun when you have no friends to play with
but mainly i quit when i realized they don't use the nazi flag. not so much because i support the nazis, but because i don't support censorship
>>57467616
Top Gear was a car show transformed into a trio-stooges-comedy and now it's back being a car show. It's sad they had to go but there were reasons
I liked Clarksons persona on TG but I can't forgive him the fact he's an enormous cunt. And this is why he was kicked out, not because "BBC is marxist communist" as the wise people on the comment sections post
>>57467633
why would you keep a vagina? thats disgusting
>>57467633
>I'm in Sofia. I have a vagina by the way.
Л O З E H E Ц
O
З
E
H
E
Ц
dont forget the heroic deed by the Bulgarians during the world war bby
>>57467720
top gear wasnt just a car show since ~2000
and i dont know why you are using this as argument since what the trailer show is, that the new crew will try to be even more clowny just for the heck of it
and yeah, jizza is a cunt that deserved booting but he still makes the show
>>57466507
What is small, red, and has seven holes?
.
....
....
.
..
.
Snow White's hymen AHUEHUEHEUEHUEHH
>>57467633
>I'm in Sofia.
planing on visiting Burgas by any chance? :-DDDD
>>57467819
Slavi, fuck of from 4chins
>>57467581
FML, I feel so old.
I remember going to Austria back in 1999 and buying Heroes III - Armageddon's blade for something like 600 shilling (lol, Shill-ing) which was a fortune for me back then. Man I loved Heroes
>>57466702
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dyx4v1QFzhQ
I listened to this every. Single. Day
>>57467894
heroes 3 /balk/ party fucking when ???
IT WAS ALL A DREAM
>>>/pol/70104162
The Slovene is so tiggered he posted a Macedonian folk song about killing shiptars.
>>57467926
i'd play that
but heroes can any annoying to play with other people
map selection is hard and end game turns are slow
>>57467960
I USED TO READ WORD OUT MAGAZIMES
>>57468134
SALT N PEPA AND HEAVY D UP IN THE LIMOUSINE
>>57468110
thats the beauty of it, i fucking miss the long nights playing LAN heroes 3
I wanna impregnate Desislava with my seed lads
>>57467926
Yeah its fucking slow we would need an entire night for a single game
I usually feel like I had been studying after a long RTS/TBS session. My head hurts
>>57468210
/balk/ LAN party when and where?
>>57468110
warcraft III maps maybe?
>>57468215
i want to impregnate Kamelia with my seed lads
>>57468332
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxfquvNlUVU
>>57465840
this
is
perfect
>>57468396
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkvD6AXsfNU
>>57468442
Oд кaј бeшe тoa "Пapитe ce oтeпyвaчкa", нeштo лeктиpa пoeмa тaкa
>>57467685
Ive quit playing it desu, got all my t10s/ unicum status been to unica/ seal etc nothing to really go after anymore other than grind gun marks
>>57468442
>>57468396
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=keDwV0MiQaY&nohtml5=False
>>57468529
>Upsurt
Just let them die already
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHCCQcua2dI
>>57468560
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6a2Nilu9hM
>>57467591
Chris Harris is much better than those three old clowns
fags
>>57468636
this fucking gypo is releasing a song with Rick Ross this month
>>57468686
He was supposed to release it on the 3rd of March. At this point I think he's only delaying it to save his sinking career
>>57468560
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mettq1v1GD0&nohtml5=False
the only song by that cringy fuck that i enjoy
>>57467591
>few people
the fuck you talking about
top gear was the definition of normieshow
>>57468679
balt is the cringiest thread in here
>>57468679
Ceнд мaни вилнyc
>>57468636
>not this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hjXqkF-174
>>57468686
Aбe нe e кpиcкo нaјдoбap paпep зa 2015? Или oнa пaтpиoтcкaнa пecнa мy дигнa peјтинг
>>57468780
DELET THIS
>>57468719
Motorsports and car shows are for a few people
Top Gear was the exact opposite, it has everything
>>57468650
At least he knows how to drive a car
They already made a meme of the amfi tatar kid
>>57468806
100 килa бeшe мнoгo нaпpeд пpeди 3-4 гoдини
в пoлceднo вpeмe caмo шит-oвe пpaви
и кpиcкo и килaтa ca пeдaли
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E21mose6mbE&nohtml5=False
>>57468917
100 kg i putki po masata
>>57468866
Whats this
>>57468965
Something about amphitheatre being shared among kids like its candy in bulgaria
Fuck this makes me wish i was a kid in bulgaria
Zaso si me majko rodila
>>57468917
That's why dimaka is probably the best bg rapper currently
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gef6KvQxBGU
>>57468917
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ti-KJvZIN9w
мнoгy ви ce пaтpиoти цигaнитe
>>57467685
>i played it a lot but it got boring grinding for exp on the later levels
this exactly. and some of my friends would still install all the "show me vulnerable spots" skins or grind all night
WoT - not even once
your fav balk hero?
>>57467737
Лoзeнeц
>Callcenter career selyak confirmed
>>57468952
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jd1EZcvOfto&nohtml5=False
>>57469027
>мнoгy ви ce пaтpиoти цигaнитe
>implying that's not just a pathetic faggot attempt the capture the patriotic masses
>implying that gypsy low-life scum gives two shits about Bulgaria
>implying he isn't a two-faced hypocrite poo in the loo
>>57469067
>not knowing how meme arrows work
off yourself my friend
Only dank rap in this thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr7Xy8POfEM&nohtml5=False
>>57469027
hes adopted and raised by bulgarian familly irc thats why, otherwise they are the same cancer as everywhere
>>57469112
best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1n1ZGvGQI4&nohtml5=False
>>57469112
MEЛБУPH
E
Л
Б
У
P
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recommend me a good movie lads :)
>>57469167
Sicario
>>57469113
тфв нoт цигaн бyлгapиaн cтap
>>57469167
what genre
>>57469186
this is a good movie
>>57469096
he seems to be a good guy, desu
goofy, but good.
unlike pic related
>>57469219
dunno tbqh might go for the sicario one, looks interesting
>>57469109
>focusing his life on 'knowing how memes work' and still doesnt know it
Cant make this shit up
>>57469298
I know how your mom works
//;^)
>>57469186
Its good yes
>>57469167
what we do in the shadows looks fun. mind i havent watched it yet though
>>57469298
no one likes you here
why do you keep coming
>>57469298
8/8 vagina pls fuk off
>>57469329
the only decent dim4ou song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Msi89NudS4A&nohtml5=False
>>57469340
Polska why did you kill your jews?
>>57469298
not him, but why are you always that butthurt for no reason?
you literally start arguing with your first for the day post, and slowly graduate to full assblast by the end of the day?
wanna share why?
>>57469403
Why do you care about butthurt senpai this site was made for butthurt
I want greek gf
>>57469401
we didn't. we just moved them all to Łódź
>>57469167
Four Lions. Paki-Brits and a white convert trying to plan a terrorist attack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XT8Re4r_ig
>>57469460
weird fetish, but i wont judge
>>57469460
sick madman
>>57469470
Poland is the shitbucket of europe
Bad food worse weather
Implied jewish population yet sucks at finance
>>57469494
Snatch is the only decent brit movie
>>57469453
don't care, just curious
>>57469544
sorry, can't hear you over screams of immigrants
/brit/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBvBqUCeKY4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msRy4vcSX4k
see this
i like the girl a lot and according to friends, she looks a lot like my wife, so could i be getting attached to certain facial features?
how does that even works? do a person have preference about certain type of mouth, nose, eyes, etc?
that's a srs discussion lads, so no bully
>>57469733
/brit/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pb-i_PlBlA&nohtml5=False
>>>/pol/70107053
I'm legitimately triggered now. I thought the guy was role playing with me
>>57469693
I know senpai I know
>>57469847
americans have a great saying for this - monkey fucking a football
>>57469869
HAHAHAHAHAHA
YOU CANT MAKE THIS UP
>>57469999
do you like huey lewis and the news?
>>57470031
literally what?
>>57470093
Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.
Based mum.
>>57469869
Top fucking kek.
Should I help with the shitposting ?
Its getting kinda boring down here
>>57469840
From a distant angle, yeah, up close just ok.
I like what 4chn calls "man jaw", pic related is a perfect face for me.
>>57469847
toppest of keks, but too few of them died in the process
>>57470128
i have literally no idea what "huey lewis" is, and what you are talking about, but thanks for the info anyways...
Based Bulgaria tbqh
>>57470179
>From a distant angle, yeah, up close just ok.
i'm an average myself and never went after "le perfect proportions"
i'm, more interested, do a male mind have certain nose-eyes-mouth types, so it hunts for these features only
like, you have preferences about girls, right? so can you say they all share certain thing as facial or body feature?
it's probably biased opinion if you talk for yourself, but let's say you speak about a friend of yours - can you say all his ex-gfs share certain thing (except bewbs and baginas)
>>57470209
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzN3qO-qc8U
>>57470327
sup, diaspora
>inb4 not diaspora
we don't like foreigners who doesn't shit on us, buddy
>>57469403
Its my style m8
>>57469369
My goal in life is to be popular on an ugandese image board
>>57470386
oh, the meme checkem guy...
funny thing is wife saw once one of the checkems and ask me "what's up with american psycho?" and i had no idea what she's talking about...
i'm not stupid, just not into movies
>>57470538
>the meme checkem guy
>>57470538
>i'm not stupid
>>57470538
>mixing real life and 4chan life
>ever
>>57466602
you realize i see your IP on my site? XD
also, why are you on Mac? that shit is annoying as fuck
>>57470538
>the meme checkem guy...
based anon
>>57470732
>not altering your agent string to look like a faggot
>>57470725
b-but she like the memes, nigga
>>57470538
>the meme checkem guy
>>57470764
when will you teach your wife to shitpost on /balk/?
>>57470418
does bulgaria even have a diaspora?
>>57470865
>does bulgaria even have a diaspora?
this guy... JUST!
how would one build a harem?
>>57470927
Facebook-tier meme. Please try again later.
>>57470947
What do you mean
>>57470927
kek
>>57465868
kek
based macedonbro
>>57465868
You remind me of sashko
>>57471092
A SHQIP!
>>57471287
delete this or im blocking you
>>57471367
I'm sorry my bulgarian gorilla master!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>57471395
>>57471395
How did bulgarian gorilla came to be as a meme?
>>57471422
there's something wrong with his facial structure
>>57471428
it was forced, just like "WHAT'S HIS NAME AGAIN" and "TRI MORETA"
>>57471612
delete this
>>57471677
>what's his name again
>meme
don't kid yourself
>be Bulgarian
>be forever sad you weren't born in the Perfect Land of the South Slavs
>>57471744
I'm serious, he might have horner's syndrome
>>57471824
>be greek
>come to /balk/ and start shitting up the thread after a whole day of /balk/ treads
every time
>>57471865
hes a fucking flower m8
Europa.Universalis.IV.Mare.Nostrum-SKIDROW is out for who was asking yesterday
When is round two? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrdnMVhuAiM
>>57471910
Next time you say something bad about the + REAL BYZANTINES + I will bring my refugee friends to throw babies at you, bulganigger
>>57471953
eew, hope he's not from /balk/
>>57472152
>eew
>hope I don't get to interact with him
gril detected
>>57471967
rezmar had an upload a few minutes after the release lol
just came home from a picnic lads, how was your day :^)
>>57472152
nah, hes a normie fb meme
i bet balk posters are actually uglier :-DDD
>>57472265
pic unrelated?
>>57472265
>go for a pic nic
>eat premade crap
as a fellow great outdoors guy you disgust me
greek friends, how is ms. Velculescu?
>>57472340
she's cute
>>57472265
Dude with a sandwich like that you can get a 10/10 greek qt
>>57472314
glad to hear that ;)
>>57470132
>her name is Edit
LITERALLY CANNOT FABRICATE
>>57472265
me on the right
>>57471910
why are you so autistic lad
>>57472380
lol
>>57472332
>not just killing rabbits with your bow from your horse and eating them when you are at picnic
pleb tier to be quite honest
>>>/his/943636
Never knew that Ireland is basically an island Bulgaria
>>57472380
huehue
>>57472662
>>57472613
explain greek sandwich meme pls
>>57472619
>not subjugating a village while looking for the perfect picnic spot
quite disappointing tbf
>>57472641
>Ireland getting assfucked by Britain for centuries and they're still assblasted about it
>Bulgaria getting assfucked by Greece, Turkey, Serbia and Romania for centuries and they're still assblasted about it
Yeap, you're brothers
>>57472699
don't believe it, it's just friendly banter
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-11-28/meanwhile-greece-price-prostitute-drops-%E2%82%AC4-hour
>>57472706
>not building an intricate web of spies, carefully committing to plots, court intrigue, assassinations, and general backstabbing to other pic nic couples throughout the country, bringing it to the verge of civil war and bankruptcy to find the perfect spot for a pic nic
eh
>>57471428
it's not a meme, tho
https://www.google.bg/?gfe_rd=cr&ei=7hwFV-bjNsmz8we6ibuwAQ&gws_rd=ssl#q=bulgarian+gorilla+fucks+my+greek+ass
>>57472731
now, now, lets not get overly witty
>>57472819
thank you friend
>>57472882
>not a bulgarian that created an account to post this comment
doubt.jpg
>>57472731
how many centuries was the 2nd balkan war?
>>57472907
You green white red flagged slavs made this meme and you haven't heard about it?
>>57472843
2byzantine4me
you're country
do you have based lidl
do you like lidl
1)france
2)yes
3)yes i only shop at lidl
>>57472975
i think he just came straight from lebbit, which is your website too :^)
