>>57452650
I wish it was 1500s :(

>>57452650
Nothing changes.

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>>57452650
*unloads spices from carrack*
HOL' UP

>send carrier pigeon to the netherlands with a crude drawing of a small, foamy beer
>leave town

>>57452650

turks are fucking cockroaches

ווער> שטעטל דאָ?

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hey guys, we are bored here in this new world, we are gonna move out of Roanoke Island to find a better place. Make sure to remind John White when he comes back from England that we are gone. in the meantime, we are just gonna carve a letter on a tree so he will know where we went, hope it won't be a mystery for him :)

>pic related, word we carved on tree.

>>57452961
>CROATOAN
what did he mean by this?
t. wichita

fug, Ottomans, halp :DDDDDDDDDDDD

IKAM BOKAM IKAM BOKAM
JUJURUJU JUJURUJU
IKAM BOKAM IKAM BOKAM IKAM BOKAM IRU JA

>>57453116
i am king of this land that land those lands these lands other lands and etc lands and u r head of french lands, watchu want famalam, i gotchu

Native American here, something unbelivable happened here!!! its hard to explain but heres a short version of the story. the white people from Roanoke Island came to settle here when some....some flying demon came and took the white people and one of ours too. it was big and started shining some bright light at us, i think i saw creatures in that demon too, it was freaky!!!! does anyone know what it is?

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>Ottomans are steamrolling Europe
>alliances are being formed because everybody's scared shitless
>meanwhile we're still comfy on our unconquerable island

>>57453167
....can we colonize your country ? I-I mean...you know, Jesus is a cool guy...and so is muh king n shit...

>be aztec
>get cortez'd
can't make this shit up

>>57452650
UNGA BUNGA ROCKSTOP

>>57453683
Mexicaaaaa

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Almost.

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OOOOGA RURRURU
AARURURURUURRUURURURURURURU
ARURURURURURURURURUURURU

>>57452650

muaaaaAAHHHH the french...

Everyone still hates us, huh.

>tfw no gf

we get new item
identify?
→yes
no

we have get 'gun' !!

i've got the shits

don't worry im already arranging my funeral services

>>57453907
Ayy Lmfao!!!