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Hol da fuck up edition
First for rooble is my hero
Rhodesia...
Is Alberto Barbosa Askia Muhammed
>>57451261
fuck off
>>57451261
He wuz everythang
Y'all whities tryin to put us down bud we all know who was the Kangz n Kweenz dad rite y'all you'd heard dat from me
Nós eramos reis e o caralho
Africa belongs to Portugal. It's our clay.
>>57451390
>t. Makumbe Barbosa descendant of Alberto Barbosa
>>57451615
so faм what do black girls in US think of eastern europeans? like/dislike/dont give a fuck about us?
ooga booga where da black wimmen at?
>>57451497
M8 most black girls couldn't point to Germany if you put a gun to their heads let alone glorious Macedonia. If you say you're European, that's enough to get the knickers wet. If your accent is exotic, it's even better. Women prefer white guys desu senpai, and an exotic white guy with confidence will kill it.
>>57451723
i have a shitty slav accent, probably ranked lower than french or italian but :DD
i'll ask you again when i actually go to US if /afr/ is a thing then kek thanks for the advice any way
>>57451667
>dont give a fuck about us?
I am going to go with this. They probably have no opinion of you guys, But you being a foreigner will guarantee you getting some poon.
>>57451818
Breh I'm not the best source. Black wimmiz despise me m8 and I just lost my virginity couple weeks ago with a blond I'm fooling around with. Never even asked for a girls number, always flirted without knowing n sheit. I'm so bad and afraid of women it's unreal. I haven't even taken my shirt off during sex yet, and my sloot is starting to complain.
Good luck, and please ask again when you come here
>>57451920
okay thanks again m8, im confident enough to approach women myself, but I'm also pretty r9k tier sometimes, only had 2 gfs in my life and sex a few times, meh
>im confident enough to approach women myself,
Teach me anon, plzzz. I actually have some grills start convos with me or just stare at me but I am too autistic and quiet to do anything about it.
>>57452002
Breh I talk shit about this all the time, yet sometimes I'm top scared about approaching. How do you do it?
>>57452083
this is a douchebag way to do it im sure but you gotta inflate your ego a bit m8, at least thats how i got more confident around women, you shouldn't think of yourself as less compared to them in any way
you SHOULD be a bit self-absorbed at times, but also willing to listen and all that
>>57452002
>only had 2 gfs
>only
Normalfag
>>57452143
I was like that as a young lad, but I have grown super autistic over the years. I try to remind myself that women are physically and mentally inferior in every way but it never works. Thanks anyway lad. You have my blessings for da black pussi.
>>57452213
it sounds bad when you put it like that :DD i just put it in my mind that i am not worth less than these women however attractive they are
i guess its different for every one, good luck to you too m8 may you find many gfs
>>57451261
Kek i forward settled those faggots once as ethiopia in a civ game and converted all their cities to eastern orthodoxy.
ITT Faarax's guide on how to get a gf.
tfw guys shouldn't be all feels like no gf and celebrate the fact that they have none seriously who needs women.
>>57451217
Guys I think I will get laid soon :DDDD there is this chick at my school who always wanna hang out n shiiiieeet, she always tries to make physical contact (hold my arm, touch me, etc) we know each other pretty well at this point. For some autistic reasons I have disregarded her the last 2 months... I seriously dont understand whats wrong with me. Whenever a chick seems interested in me, I just ignore them. Then in the future I'm like "damn nigger why tf didn't I fuck her >:(" what is this called?
>>57451390
t. Okonkwo M'buzi *click*
>>57452656
My lawstudentfam, I am that man too.
Need help asap
>>57451667
>Macedonian
>eastern European
You are glorious Hellenic southern European master race. Just tell them you're a descendant of Alexander the Great and they'll get wet instantly.
>>57452656
If the girl is a qt, it's called autism, if she's ugly or worse, crazy you're just being smart. I went through that for one year.
>>57452351
stfu you bogan ex-con
How to live a life of no gf without tfw
Step 1) Watch a Slice of life Anime
Step 2) Pick a grill from the Anime as your Waifu
Step 3) Devout your laifu for your waifu and let the 3D gtfo
Just by doing the steps above you'll live a satisfying life without having to worry about the slags that we call women
>>57452755
She is a qt tho. I think I'm a little scared of her. She got like 2000 friends on fb man, way to outgoing for me! I'm pretty amazed I can hold a conversation with all the normies at school. I guess my 1 year NEET life made me desperate for human contact.
>>57452734
Rooble give us advice walaal
>>57452656
>Whenever a chick seems interested in me, I just ignore them.
This so much.
Just do it anon.
>>57452929
In that case hang out with her more and see where things go out from there. She might just be really friendly with others in general and outgoing or hopefully, it might be an actual interest. If it's the latter you'll probably get a much better social life as well.
http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/minneapolis-and-the-somal_b_143967.html
>Somali diaspora has an unusually high rate of autism
>/Afr/ is pretty much just Somalis
Kek
>>57452929
>she's being nice to me which means that she must've taken a liking to me
Lmaoing @ dat logic
I say go for it, you've literally nothing to lose in this be straight forward senpai
>>57452834
It only make thing worse
How can you have a gf if you still live at home? I go to my slags home or to my workplace since i have keys. Don't want a hoe knowing my home
>>57453049
Delete
We /r9k/ now step the fuck up senpaitachi
>Be me
>Be 14
>Ugly girl confessed to me but being the retarded shithead that I was, I flately rejected her
>Girl ran away with tears all over her face
>Since that day the girl would make up any excuse to get me out of her sight
>Three months later girl got transferred to another school
>fast forward 4 years later
>Be me
>Be 18
>Be fat
>Be a manlet
>new neighbors moved in the apartment next door
>was curious about what all the fuss, so I slightly opened the front door for a small peek
>Saw a family of 6
>two qt sisters and two retarded brothers
>Stepped out of my apartment to help the family move their furnitures like any gentleman would've done
>the Family accepted my help even doe I was only in it to get to know their GOAT daughters
>Girls asked me about my name so I replied with a cliché one liner
>Me: Hey my name's anon nice it's a pleasure meeting such fine looking babes
>the One-chan stared at me in a weird way from top to bottom
>Then said anon is that you, you've gained so much weight since the last time we saw you I'm sorry I didn't recognize you till now
>Girls laughed awkwardly
>We spent time talking about the good old middle school days while carrying the last bit of furnitures left
>the Onee-chan gave me her number and her Facebook address
>We reestablished our friendship and we put the past behind us
>Sometimes she'd hangout in my place and sometimes I'd do the same
>fast forward one week later
>She gets a BF
>BF is some rich Chad from a very wealthy well established family owning this cunt's Macdonalds chain, Jewelry stores and an entire fucking mall
>tfw outmatched
>Look at the girl's Facebook page and noticed how Chad is feeling up on her body on every pic that she posted
>I cursed myself for rejecting her
>I wanted to go back in past and knock the shit out of old me for being a prick
>I cried myself to sleep everyday since then
Moral of the story:
Don't reject ugly girls.
>>57453049
Can confirm. Know many legit autistic kids
>>57453112
I never understood this mentality. If you think that slavs and blacks are subhman. Wouldn't you want them to fugg and leave nordics alone? Please explain. Thank you.
>>57453112
idk if autistic albozerg diaspora can grasp this but dating =/= mixing with, not replying to you anymore though
>>57453145
>Be fat
>Be a manlet
Bad combination lad
>>57453169
he ain't swedish, he's a retarded albo diaspora in sweden, just ignore him тbh
>>57453085
Why don't you answer me, senpai.
I think you are angry with my shit comments
>>57453235
I wasn't ignoring you Brazil-kun post your question I haven't seen it desu
>African general
>not a single African poster, not even from North Africa
>>57453301
But we are all Africans :^)
>>57453268
Nothing really, you left /mena/ and I thought we were in the middle of a chat
>>57453415
I flip my fedora between mena african general and asean(on occasions), sorry if I seemed like I was ignoring you can find me in the generals I mentioned senpai :)
Bump for paranoia
Don't die on me Africans
>>57453415
>tfw this will never happen to you
>>57453678
You've never slept in the same bed with your mom?
>>57453145
Holy shit breh I know this feel except manlet. This girl who loved me in HS became a high test goddess who cast her hijab aside. But she's super sjw and I don't fuck with that. She hates me now too so...
>tfw out of all the memes they could use on Somalis they had to pick Le autism one
JUST WAS MY SHIT UP SXB
>>57453726
I have but I meant with any other grill in general.
>>57453882
I wouldn't fug a subhuman SJW even if I was paid to do such a thing
You should thank Ebe that you didn't accept her feelings, I feel bad for her white knight wannabes beta orbiters
>>57454005
Wew
It's my dream to dominate a SJW feminist, having her helpless.
lewd/10 desu
>>57454114
>tfw I'll never get to watch a Nubian king have sex with my progressive white wife
>>57454114
Break her and make her realize how inferior she is compared to man
By the time you're done with her she'd be nothing more than a Dick starved Slooth
Prophet you're a Monster
I COOK UP SOME THUNDER STORM
>>57454234
I thought that was normal, wanting to break feminazis?
also have some fire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZx5WXwNUVM
>>57454549
>Le Ebin Rapper's Slooth harem
Fucking based
>>57453049
At last, I truly see.
Bumpity bump Ma Dawg
Sleepy bump for the masses. Rooble how are you still awake m8?
>>57457203
It's morning and Im on vacation got exams coming up next week so I'll be taking a break from shitposting ITT soon senpai
>>57457000
nice trip
and yeah why you still not sleeping? that 5head stopping you?
>>57457283
>why you still not sleeping?
Because Allah wills it
>that 5head stopping you?
Reeeee
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VsnfPsXTQOg
Fuck Drake desu
Hotline Bling was made by this Faraax yet drake gets the credit for it, even if he was a scrawny little HA a Somali is still a Somali
Fuck that Softie ass fufu Drake
Bump
>African General
>Not a single African poster
This makes me sad you guys.
We need to help them get internet so they can shitpost with us.
>>57459341
There's actually more Nigerians on the internet than British people on the internet. The internet is being adopted crazy fast in Africa due to smartphones making access easier and cheaper than ever. I think the problem is cultural, weeb culture hasn't spread to Africa in large scale so they wouldn't have a reason to come to 4chan really, and they have their own websites that mostly stay separate from ours.
Hello lads, just visiting. Any Somali anons here to confirm if pic related is true? Do guys write and speak your language like that, ooga booga?
>>57460206
>somali shilling
never seen it happening
>>57460206
Because economic and social development depend on way more than just your skull shape.
Bump
So far i have eaten 2 eggs and 4 pieces of bread today.
>>57461800
>>57462376
Hey babies, how are you two :3
>>57462603
wasting my life, tired and out of energy
you?
>thread about africa
>no african replies
I claim this thread in the name of Libya
>>57462709
Hello, my african brother.
>>57462765
170cm and 57kg
>>57462789
Oh yeah I forgot spain is considered in Africa with us
Hello my brethren
>>57462854
How is the situation over there? Because of Syria we barely have any new about you.
>>57462891
Oh the divide between the east and west is over because of the UN backed goverment
everything is stable (excluding the isis in sirte which we should be over with by next year)
our new government is currently busy repairing all the damage from the war
and the embassies are opening back one by one
it's all looking good thankfully
>>57462945
Nice to hear that, I really hope you become stable again.
>>57462994
I hope we are done with ISIS before the US 2016 elections
if trump gets elected I really don't want Libya to be the target of another US war on terror
>>57463034
eh its Hillary we should be worried about, shes the warmonger
>>57462994
the funny thing is we are the only country that elected a 70% secular parlimant (egypt and tunisia got islamists) and we get screwed over by ISIS that aren't even libyan
its not fair that the world thinks we're terrorists now
>>57463055
either way by 2017 USA will probs conduct an invasion, we really don't wanna be the target
>>57463077
>the funny thing is we are the only country that elected a 70% secular parlimant
That's good, fundies fuck everything up.
>>57462800
wew im sr senpai
>>57463152
Yes, I'm kinda nervous about the new constitution they are making
I hope it mentions no state religion
our salty islamists tried to take power by force when the secularists won a crushing victory
>>57463247
What kind of civil law do you have? Napoleonic style or based on the sharia?
>>57463260
Under gaddafi it was based on sharia
at the moment I'm not sure
there is no law in place concerning religion
the people here are all treated equally
so ig napoleonic?
hi guys, how are you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsJLLEwUYZM
Who got broads in atlanta
>>57463371
Good my m8 and you?
>>57463395
alright
>>57463447
Noice.
[spoiler]Can you please explain this easter meme[/spoiler]
>>57463479
some autist is spamming, might wanna range ban everyone or it just might be pure purposeless shitposting
>>57463479
this
>>57463517
I'm just saying hi
>>57463517
Ah is see. I normally don't mind the aussie banter but this is getting out of hand lol
>>57463479
>>57463517
>>57463544
>>57463454
>>57463650
I remember the entirety of aus got banned from /mu/ because one guy wouldn't shut the fuck up about something.
>>57463678
this easter spam is making me laugh so hard
>>57463709
Every morning when i'm traveling to my job, i see all these pepes my sides just die
What kind of cars does /afr/ drive?
>>57464452
Everything I need is in a 4km radius so I just walk everywhere
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>57464452
2009 Mitsu Lancer with a spoiler (it's mah' mum's because of ridiculous import taxes doubling/tripling market prices)
>>57451217
r9k is as weird as /soc/...
I wish I could travel there, only been to Tunisia
>Wake up
>you're not a qt grill with Trap BF
>ywn get to experience fake straight Yuri
Why even live
>>57466834
How?
>>57467953
>ever sleeping
weak lmao
>>57467953
>fake straight yuri
>>57466834
Why you do dis to Urself Sxb ?
/r9k/ is a circlejerk of beta males wallowing in the tfws, ywns, mfws and yfws think like AEthiopian but it's a more extreme case avoid that board like the plague, seriously don't ever browse it.
>>57467953
>fake straight Yuri
>>57467982
Piss off Dajjal
>>57468010
>>57468112
:3
fresh
>>57468340
So you want to be a girl who gets fucked by a guy who dresses like a girl?
sup oppressed masses?
>>57468573
No it's quite the opposite I want to be a at grill and fug my qt trap bf in the ass with my big black strap on. We roleplay as the rapist and his innocent qt victims but the victim turned out to be a boy which makes it all the better :)
>>57468743
Not much,and yourself devil?
>>57468760
This is conclusive proof that anime damages the brain
>>57468743
Sup Cracka
>>57468853
>t. Robot
You're not lacking in the degeneracy department famalam
>>57468853
>>57468873
its wacky wednesday in south africa so i am happy
best burgers in the world to boot
>>57468919
You are much more of a robot than me you anime fag >_<
>>57468972
Halal/10
Enjoy dat burger and hopefully your happy days never run out
>>57468983
Riiiiiiiite whateva helps yous sleep @ night senpai
>>57469285
Listening to music helps me sleep at night
what does being a robot mean ito r9k?
>>57469414
A loser
>>57451723
>Knickers
Just say pussy newfriend :^)
>>57469436
potty mouth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02t8_Ztf8e0
I want to help the ethiopian people conquer somalia where do I sign up?
>>57468079
Yea I think I will avoid it bro. It made me feel quite sad for people I will never meet
>>57467966
You know
>>57469587
does your kuwaiti friend still chat here?
>>57469587
>It made me feel quite sad for people I will never meet
I browse r9k just to preach about glorious 2D and help the lost sheep find true light in this world, glory to Aqua-sama our lord and savior
May Aqua's blessings reach you and every lost sheep in existance Amen
>>57469518
I want to help myself to conquer ur mom
Badum tsssssssssss
>>57469865
is there some militia I can join?
shooting a bunch of s*malis with ethiobros would be such an amazing, wonderful experience
>>57469962
Kek @ this friend beggar right here, did ur love for me made you stalk me all the way to this general
>>57470119
nice post captain abdi
>>57470200
>>57470119
and check my fucking dubs f a m
>>57470200
Checked
I was busy trying to figure out how to hijack your mom's ship ;)
Wurya abdi Wurya
>>57470648
Sup Nerdaland
Bump
If dubs I'll take my qt trap waifu to the movies
Roll
Ponos in bagina.
>>57470911
Sup
Great taste in girl m8
>>57471413
Welcome Schlomo
>>57471523
Thnx m8
>>57451217
africa a shit lmoa
got back to somalia faget
xdddd
>>57471806
Nice b8 senpai
Hitting the shisha spot with my Father.
keep this thread while I'm gone senpaitachi I'm counting on you
Make our Megami-sama proud
>>57473118
You smoke shisha with your father? Damn based dad. If my parents finds out i smoke it, they will be quite mad and disappointed. Even tho my father smokes cigs himself... Will go tomorrow, post your smoke rings rooble-senpai
>tfw when your dad asks to go with you for a nightout only to call that night off for other commitments
Fug even my own Dad shook me off, is there any other reason to not off myself.
Bump
>>57476407
I wouldn't hang out with my dad if he paid me desu. Not that I don't love him but what the hell would we talk about.
You dodged a bullet there breh
>>57476549
It doesn't matter anyway no one would want to hangout with a blank humanbean like me, I shook off the only beoble who had some sort of interest in me just so I can shitpost ITT, still don't regret it but I wish that I put some sort of balance between Le Normshits and anonymous lifestyles
>>57476549
Just talk about his interest. or alcohol it does wonders
>>57477190
Start lifting. You will befriend some peeps at the gym or at least start to know them to have casual conversations whenever you hit the gym and meet them
>>57478083
>being a gymtard
Sorry senpai I'm not into excersing and all that shit I'm not even that fat I just need to lay off the Soft Drinks and Fast Foods for a year or two. Also befriending people @ a gym is a really bad idea for me at the very least
>>57463247
Don't get your hopes up, they are probably going to write that Islam is the religion of Libya.
Honestly it isn't that bad
>>57478083
>>57478699
He's right lifting will change your life famalam. I consider sucide daily, but as soon as I lift n sweat everything becomes alright.
It's the only thing I look forward to during the day.
>>57479556
I'll reconsider it after I'm done with Exams, I'll be offline starting on Friday.
Counting on you fggts to keep this general alive while I'm gone.
>>57479912
Commit to be fit senpai. How tall and heavy are you?
Also my trip wasn't up this entire time fook
>>57480017
What kind of training routine do you do?
>>57480017
5ft tall
80 KGs last time I checked Idk how much I've gained don't have Le man boobs but my belly is puffed kind of genetic thing the problem is my Dad isn't a manlet so his height helps in making the belly less apparent
>>57480382
It's 5.4 ft btw just asked my mom about my height
>>57480307
I unironically do SS and add accessory work as I need to. Only been lifing seriously since September, but knee issues have made it difficult to even squat 50kg. Feels bad man
>>57480382
Jesus m8 you've got to start cutting back immediately. You can easily lose 4-5 kilos a month if you start now. Cardio isn't even necessary but if you want to eat decently you're gonna have to run.
Start a starter weightlifting program like SS, and come over to /fit/. The best advicegiver there is unironically a trap, trappy-chan. I recommend reading the sticky. Getting fit is very very very easy, but the discipoine reqd is what kills most
>>57480792
>I unironically do SS and add accessory work as I need to. Only been lifing seriously since September, but knee issues have made it difficult to even squat 50kg. Feels bad man
I used to do the same thing, but then I moved onto bro splits. Having trouble with my back though. Can't seem to do a good pullup
>>57480554
Hahahahahahahah manlet
>>57481205
T-bar rows are goat as fuck when it comes to building back strength. I've finally done my first 5 pullups
This thread is like Africa is IRL, full of westerners mining Africans resources.
Get the fuck out non-Africans.
>>57481878
Nah i'm staying here mimoun
>>57481878
All we need is chinks stealing your women + buying your governments.
>>57481878
I'm African >:(
>>57481878
>implying
>>57481781
I'll keep that in mind next week. I'm off to do chest.
>>57481717
What's the point if taking pride in something you cannot control or earn?
>>57481717
>t.Robot
Go back to that circlejerk of a board and fap to pics of Chads and Tyrones fucking your Amhara girls
#Burn
Bump
Arbys now sells gyros (kebab)
Bye bye cut
>>57481955
>mimoun
Now someone I can respect coming with a good Moroccan name.
>>57481972
>chinks
>buying your governments.
They don't, so far at least... chinks mind only business, they don't control you when they loan you.
>>57484271
Cause I'm a real african, Nyi-cuh
>>57484574
Mad respect for you bro.
>>57484271
Maybe not your government, but they've funded pro-China candidates in others. Like in Zambia iirc, they funded candidates who just ignored regulations and workers rights. Not saying the west is any better though, both are cancer when it comes to helping the third world develop. Africa was only outright colonized in the 1880s, for hundreds of years before that European governments used unfair trade deals and shit to weaken the position of African in relation to Europe, and I'm worried China is using the same strategy.
>>57485168
>Maybe not your government
My gov sadly is being cucked by the west. Our PM saying it honestly "we have to privatize education and health care, the world bank is really pushing us to do it".
China have agreements with African nations that are basically "keep workers cheap, and I will keep doing business with you and build infrastructures for you", which is totally fair. Since it's China's strategy with its own people too.
The west isn't happy about that, since it means Africa is waking up, and it will compete for markets too now. Which is a disaster, US thing there's no enough market today, it's worst what it's going to.
I know the average African guy will have to work hard to barely live, but again it's the same for the Chinese/Indian guy... and there's no other alternative for 3rd world nations. At least it's better to be a servant for a UN peacekeeper, with getting fucked is a part of the service so in the end of the week he give you a jeans pants (t. my cousin served as a UN peacekeeper several times that he quiet army from the horror he saw).
>>57485897
If you become a UN peacekeeper you get fucktoys?
>>57485897
Keeping labor cheap is a horrible long term development strategy. It drastically decreases demand, especially domestic demand, which is needed to develop domestic industry. If anything, African governments should try to be neutral like Yugoslavia so they can get mutually beneficial deals from both sides. And yes, privatization can be painful, but sometimes it is the lesser evil compared to corrupt government bureaucrats.
>>57486107
>If you become a UN peacekeeper you get fucktoys?
You do. They basically do whatever you want if you give them cloths and such. What a sad world.
>>57486244
The way economy working today is unfair. Also US itself try to increase the value of Yuan so it's not like they aren't doing economy tricks too.
For privatization you can't imagine how bad it can be in 3rd world countries. Let's take IT as an example which almost all of it is privatized: there's no quality, and it's madnessly expensive.
I don't think privatizing education in a country where only 70% are literates are a good idea. How you will involve? I bet investors are happy about new open markets in health care, water/energy, and education. All they care about is a bigger market cap.
In a side note: How you make people's lives a business and say you have morals? How you make education exclusive to elites than complain about uneducated terrorists attacking you? How you make people's water that owner by them sold to them then complain when they riot?
Hi guys.. How's life and anime
>>57487973
Life is good.
Anime is good too, with finally an Ace Attorney anime.
>>57487973
Are you the Somalilander from Hergeysia??
>tfw thread dies when you start posting
WAKE UP JUNGLE FGGTS THE NIGHT'S STILL YOUNG
>>57489163
He is from burco. The somalilander moved to reddit
>>57487821
I won't defend privatizing education because I think that's wrong. But I'll use a different example to show when I think k privatization is appropriate. In Ghana, agriculture was nationalized by Nkrumah. The state run farms were run a massive loss, partly because of incompetence due to cronyism and partly because they weren't subject to market forces. Peasant farmers couldn't compete because the state farms were subsidized, so they had to smuggle their crops to neighboring countries to sell them. Now I'm not a neoliberal, I believe responsible protectionism to stabilize the market is necessary in some cases.
And I completely agree being run by corporations is horrible, but authoritarian stages can be just as bad. I think a big reason most African states failed to find their footing so to speak after independence was they inherited a highly centralized and authoritarian government from colonialism where a governed typically had all the power. It enabled cronyism to a huge degree where the party in power used the state enterprises to give their friends jobs that were not productive at all, it was basically just a really expensive unemployment program in a lot of countries. And all of this was funded by taxes, taken from the regular people.
>>57490279
>tfw you know that you've reached the point of no return when another poster quits just after a week and you still post here even after months
Fugg I need to get this cancerous place out of my fucking life but I fucking can't Idk my mind says no but my body says yes.
>He's from Burco
That other dude kkkk
>>57482168
:p its just bants you goober
>>57482323
What if i want chad to fuck me?
>>57491083
>What if i want chad to fuck me?
That's mad gay
>>57491083
>What if i want chad to fuck me?
Why would you want a Chad when you have me I thought we wuz tight n sheiiit holmes
>>57489163
>>57490279
Thats right ladz.. I'm that guy from burco, y'all remember well.
Been spending more time in /pol/ pissing of those rednecks.
>>57491329
Cool
>>57491389
>ywn trigger poltards by posting from Somalia
I wanted to go but my parents want me to stay cuz muh exams is right around the corner
>>57491389
What do you think of Somalia's president, what do you think of your own?
Is being an autonomous region good enough, or ifs full independence necessary? Do you think it will happen someday?
>>57491389
Are you the Somali that posted about moving to the west? That was just bait to piss off /pol/tards who don't want you in their countries, right?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=wXcdYBh3hgg
Gib Harari waife
>>57494669
>miscegenation
>>57494669
>ywn get to liberate as Harari grill from the Abyssinian crusaders
Feels bad man
>>57495292
>a Harari
FUGGING autocorrect Reeeeeeee
>>57495352
Lel suuuure it was a typo
Mr "fake straight yuri"
>>57495567
Suck on some Kangaroo schlong you fucking Austard
>>57496112
>fake straight yuri
>>57496269
Idk what to call a yuri relationship with no yuri envolved
Let's just leave it that :)
do you have mayonnaise in africa? in croatia most famous mayonnaise is zvijezda majoneza
>>57496438
Maybe the arab countries.
Bump
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/East_African_Federation
Do you think it'll actually happen? I see that the proposed states involved are promoting the Swahili language in preparation for the federation, so obviously there's some will to do it. But is the political will actually there?
Off to play some Rome2. 'Bout to cleanse the Egyptian plague
>>57497857
>Estival Versus
Is it even good, it looks like a bland sexual musou game desu which gets repetitive too fast
>>57498821
Never played it. I just saved that picture from a thread. I have only played the 3ds games although I might get a vita tv in the future to play EV. I think the only thing that sets it apart from the other games is the shit load of eechi. Will you be beheaded if they catch you playing SK?
>>57499469
And of course the PS games have cuter outfits than the 3ds games.
>>57499469
Get one Vitas are comfy af
Playing Digimon atm and shit posting at the same time
>>57499792
We should start a charity to gift Vita's to poor African children. They will become deeply attached to weebshit instead of religion during their youth and radicalism will die.
>>57499792
If only I knew the Vita was better when it came to weeb games. I never would have bought this POS XL years ago.
>>57500078
Living a weeb life is hard senpai
Sometimes I wonder how life is viewed from a Normie's perspective
>>57499917
This desu
I want to gift Somali kids Vita+3DS to weebify them
>>57500325
>>57500078
such sad people
niggers.
>>57500541
This is a somali thread and somalis are not black
>>57500678
igbos are not black either
>>57500541
Algeria I'm sorry to break this on you all of a sudden but Meds are niggers too
>>57500554
>t.Somaligger in denial
Embrace your niggerness Walaal
>>57500678
:/
>>57500744
...
How?
>>57500832
Because i say so
>>57500832
They don't speak Bantu language :^)
>>57500744
He's right
https://youtu.be/2k23sS_QqS0
>>57500929
No you are just not black :/
I JUST WANT SOME RARE NIGGER COUNTRIES TO POST
>>57500996
What? Your not black, dude
>>57500777
It's that autistic 11 % blackspanish man from America.
>>57500929
Wtf is going on here? Is she one of those DAS RITE people. And why tf is this shit starting to get popular just now?
>>57500965
At least I'm n-not 11 % e-euro!!!
>>57501236
>Autistic
hmmmmm
>>57451217
I will only post in Drake from now on
>>57501288
>Be American
>walk in your neighborhood expecting nothing to happen
>get jumped by hoodlums
>hoodlums request every penny you own
>you hand them your wallet just for the fear of getting shot
>Hoodlum thanks you for your cooperation
>you still end up shot
>>57501295
>Drake
>>57501288
How possible is it for a Somali male born and raised in Denmark, nice body, good money etc to marry and perhaps fuck a qt African American woman like pic related?
Also are you serious about black africans not being, black ?? You gotta be gidding me :DDDDD
>>57501373
Fuck off with your bullshit
>>57501368
Problem?
>>57501373
Couldnt post in Drake here since im not gay.
>>57501422
Why the fuck are you mad? >:( I'm literally drooling over your women, you should be happy goddammit!
>>57501295
Don't even go there Sxb /Afr/ican General is 2D only zone
I can't wait for the Nigerian flags to pop-up the Nigerian weebs will set this general to new heights
>>57501424
>Drake
>>57501236
WE WUZ JEWZ N SHIT, FUK DA ETHIOPIANZ
>>57501466
>he finds 3D slags attractive
Just
>>57487973
Is this you?
>>57501373
>Also are you serious about black africans not being, black
yes
>>57501469
Im on mobile now so no drakes. Guess you won you little qt
>>57501587
Yea i have seen some old vids of them. They despise ethiopians and says they will be slaves >:( same with us and other semites/cushites.
>>57501623
We are the blackest though. The sun burns us day n night the lonely stoner seems to free his mind at night
>>57501877
Yeah there is this video of them insulting two Ethiopian qts . But that chick isn't techinically a Black Israelite because they hate Africans. They think African Americans are from some lost jew tribe while Africans are subhuman savages of no relation. It's pretty funny desu.
>>57502026
Bahahaha m8 i have seen it, actually there are 2 videos with ethioian girls: one where the girls are passive and just listen and another where a girl keeps screaming. These black Israelites are fucking nuts i swear, and yea they also hate Africans in general + aboriginals, Asians well anyone not them. Have you met some in America?
>>57502137
Tomorrow I will spam Drakes just to trigger you >:)
>>57502147
>Have you met some in America?
No but my friend has apparently seen them in Time Square. How could anybody unironcally wear these outfits?
>>57502243
*has seen them
>>57502296
>>57502296
N
>>57502296
Already happened
https://desustorage.org/int/thread/54723888/#54723888
>>57502470
That was cancerous
Bad idea after all
>>57502545
How to smoke shisha? The smell makes me feel sick, the smoke annoys my throat and I feel lightheaded when I smoke. How to fully enjoy it? Also name a gold taste. Since you are from Kuwait you must be an expert
>>57502722
I don't smoke shisha my dad won't allow me to even touch it, he just buys me a soft drink
Idc about Smoke tbqhwy
>>57502776
Is anime halal?
>>57500325
>>57499917
hi am somali
>>57502813
It's as halal as ur mom
Badum tssssssss
>>57502858
Wtf Prophet are you drunk
Sudan is up North
>>57502930
>Drake
you get to move for free from where you live now to Detroit. only the move is free.
would you do it? Non-americans only pls
>>57502776
>he just buys me a soft drink
This is why you're fat. Beat your dad up and you will lose weight, I promise.
bump?
There's more africans in my neighborhood than in this entire thread.
>>57505683
>only black people are poor
>>57505630
What did you hope to achieve with this post?
>>57507305
Please don't mind this Sven he has problems in hiding his cuck levels and wants more blacks to immigrate to his cunts
Don't fall for his shit b8 famalam
>>57507305
Idk.
>I'm tired of seeing black people IRL
>better hang out with them online
I think Swedes are genetically pre-disposed to being submissive little cucks.
>>57507443
You have a silly accent.
>>57503238
Sure.
Then I move to Seattle.
>>57507513
>canada
>not in north america
>>57507538
>black,white,spanish
>>57507415
>takes in used goods
>Arabs take in Fresh Swedes
You Wot m8
>>57507692
>>57507657
>>57507692
https://youtube.com/watch?v=1q2POe3Owrc
>>57507692
I was talking about Syrians
>tfw sleep deprived
>tfw Mom forgot to cook breakfast
>tfw having the daily kys tracks playing in my head atm
>mfw a Kitchen knife is in my proximity
>grabs kitchen knife and aim it @ muh wrist
>mfw I chickened out
FOR FUCKS SAKE I WANT TO END MY MISERABLE EXISTISTANCE ALREADY
WHY WON'T MY BODY LET ME DIE
Almost reaching bump limit keep it going senpaitachi just one more push
>>57508269
Got you covered f@m
>>57508269
do you know of Detroit? answer this >>57503238
>>57503238
Get my bags and pay to be moved to Bostwana
Detroit is third world tier piece of shit state even by Murican Le get shot meme standards
>Die in Africa
>Move to Detroit
I'd obviously choose the former rather than the latter
>>57508489
lawl
>>57453145
You got one story, I've got several.
>always good as flexin up until the point of venturing into the forums and imageboards where I sort of came to the conclusion/self relazition that I was actually a beta in chads armor
>elementary "white" (could have been syrian) arab girl from islamic school "liked" me
>didn't do anything because I was pussy, in her eyes I probably seemed like I didn't care about her
>middle school, same thing with this banging tall/skinny paki girl, find out years after the fact that she had a major crush on me, nothing happened
>highschool 6-7/10 lightskin somali sista wanted me bad she and her friend apparently crushed on me hard, didn't do shit
>family trip to the motherland
>neighborhood girl, lightskin, chubby but she was in that thick category, was isolated with her the last day of my trip, we were literally alone in a room, she was buttoning up my shirt and I was staring into her eyes, didn't do shit
>aunt came over (was a newly wed, young probably 25-29 yrs old), always playing around with me, one day she was chasing me and when she caught up to me she drew me to her and planted a kiss on me (it was mainly on the side of my lip because I dodged it because of how much of a pussy I am), now I don't know if she wanted to fuck me, but believe me the vibes were way too strong
That's all that I know about. I've always been self-conscious about my looks I thought I looked terrible and never took photographs of myself because and I still notice this shit today. I'll look normal in real life but the moment I take a photo I just think I look terrible. The funny part is what made me desirable back then is gone. My face is riddled with acne scars I look like I have freckles and I still have moderate acne. My hair (really long and curly/soft, I'm the only Somali I've seen with that texture) which I think was an important facet as to why these chicks liked me is no more, I'm balding to the point the only haircut I can rock is a buzzcut.
>>57494669
>harari
>ethopian.jpg
Fuck outta here lil nigga.
We need more African themed pepe & wojak memes.
>>57508536
Dat feels wuz too much sxb, I couldn't fathom how you're still alive after all of this must be the Somali warrior genes that's keeping you alive ftm
You'll get there senpai, we all will
Sixteen more reply till bump limit
>>57509011
>16
4 now actually
>>57509011
Are you a trap, can you become a trap, pls be in london.
>>57509114
I'm whatever you want me to be Sven
>>57508884
You what the worst part is? I was scared of my parents. Honestly my dad was a super religiously conservative fucker. Isolated us from the neighborhood. Quran/Doogsi up the ass, been to islamic school my entire life.
I feared that I would be kicked out or shamed out of my family if I pursued these relationships (excluding the aunt thing, I honestly would go through with it then or now)
I never once rebelled, my father instilled a deep sense of discipline/respect of authority in me as a child. I'm hyper considerate to the point I hate myself for it because it makes me a pussy sometimes.
My brother is now in the same position I was in but didn't pussy out and got his one of those trophy "gfs" you have like in school and shit. He even told my mother. One day my mom just causally mentions to me that he had one and says "Where's yours?" when I asked her what she thought about it and she just came of as a progressive mom who understood "kids will be kids". I'll never forget that, myb entire life she's been preachin that whole religious spiel in addition to my father.
You want to know what the worst part is? When I found out I didn't cry, it didn't make me feel a sudden urge of motivation to "man up", I just felt too numb and dead to even feel anything but a deep ocean of self-hatred for my cowardice.
>>57509206
But my name is Torbjörn and that's lewd. Fuck...I am lonely
RIDER KICK
>>57509217
No matter what race, country, or religion we're born to, we all feel that feel.
All we can do it hope it gets better.
>>57508122
That is a really long and painful death. Even then l, what most likely would have happened is you get rushed to a hospital
>>57508122
Why?
>>57509258
Budhists don't.
>>57509258
I just hope, I will eventually get a job and my own place and maybe some friends to hang out with...I have given up on love...
>>57509211
Checked
Also same applied to me back when I had a normal body, parents were uptight af on me back when I was a kid, had to pray five times a day, go to Islamic afterschool activities and go with my dad to boring ass Sermons I fucking hated this they let their grip on me when I reached 10 I still prayed out of obligation just to be a good boy and not to piss of my parents but I was Fedora Warrior through and through I accepted it at 18 stopped going to the Mosque but still get the geezers and Mullas asking me why I haven't been praying at least you live in a secular leaf paradise with no one nagging at you for muh prayers except for your parents
Shit senpai I'm moving out after I get my Education to land of all fucks and Harams probably to Thailand
At least now I can somewhat give tips out I guess that's a nice change
>>57509358
>Shit senpai I'm moving out after I get my Education to land of all fucks and Harams probably to Thailand
>Thailand
Confirmed ladyboy?
>>57509217
Just beee urself
>>57509492
Well shit, if you ever look like that you gotta post some damn pics.
>>57509540
Looking like that requires you to be 14 years old and have an extra X chromosome
>>57509571
Or just hairless and skinny.
>>57509540
>expecting a somali dude to pass off as a trap
My sides.
>>57509610
There is a somali trap in finnish threads :^)
>>57509623
My sides. How passing we talking? I picture seeing is a dude in drag.
>>57509732
Well looks like a skinny light black girl i guess, don't remember his tumblr page but it's weird too...
Black Yemeni here
We all gonna make it niggaz
>>57453145
Sheeit nigga i had a similar situation
Ugly chubby girl liked me in primary school, i just ignored her (didn't reject her though, even young me was too autistic to be mean, so i kindly told her i don't like her)
FF to uni, I see her again and she is literally a goddess
What could've been famn
>>57462945
I'd literally hate to be a diplomat in Libya
>>57511132
Muh habibi nigga
