Inbjudna: skandinaver, skandiboos
Inte inbjudna: MENA, skitbrevare, cuckbrevare, kristna
cuckbrevare == stormcuckar
>>57441133
Protestantism enda sanna läran.
>Finland
>skandi
You're from a Scandinavian country, but don't know what "Scandinavian" means. Hint: It has something to do with some mountain range.
>sverige är lillsnorre
men du
>>57441223
I have my /nordic/ and /skandi/ pictures in the same folder, didn't think too much about the flags.
>>57441223
Did you say mountains Pek- erm, I mean proud Finnish man. We could sell you some mountains for a low, low price of 6 gorillion kroner hehe. Just contact your local Norwegian embassy today!
SUOMI
>>57441390
ÅLAND
>>57441133
/me/ reporting in
>>57441223
>It has something to do with some mountain range.
Det har ingenting med fjällen att göra.
>ETHNIC SWEDES
>>57441433
MENA UTTTTTT, UT FRÅN MITT LAND, KVÄÄÄÄ
>>57441433
snälla befrukta våra kvinnor
>>57441423
DELETE THIS
>>57441433
Rooble why u such shitposter???
Det er snart leggetid...
>>57441466
Var finns du, jag behöver dig i mitt liv ;_;
>>57441223
If that was the case, Denmark would have been kicked out long ago.
>>57441212
är ganska säker på det är sadistiska invandrare, favä
Godkväll
>Jobb igen imorgon
>3 månader till semestern
>>57441529
>sova tidigt
lmao har du jobb eller
Hey guys I can speak swedish too
Köttbullar
:DD
>>57441639
I expect welfare and apologies from the racist finns.
>>57441509
Da fuck you talking about Sven
I've never shitposted before :3
>>57441509
Is that Martin Shkreli
>>57441639
I'll be dead before that happens
>>57441699
Se istuu Neitsyt Marian viereen
Ja tulipatsaita taivaaseen pieree
Polvistuu paavin eteen
Ja heittää paavin aterian veteen
I can into Finnish xDD
>>57441865
Niin hyvää!
>>57441760
Probably
>>57441731
But you shitpost right now, dummy :^)
>>57441223
just because history fucked us over doesnt mean that we arent aloud to spend time in here with our lovely neighbours
>>57441731
DU GÖR DET JUST NU, KVÄÄÄÄ
>>57441723
>welfare
i'm sure you don't mind that it comes in the form of gourmet meals by finland's finest chefs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0TS74lkoZ4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tW266MAJdXo
I REALLY want to learn finnish but don't know how to go about it, I was thinking of getting one of the books they teach from at university for beginners but I think I'm probably going to let it sit and collect dust. I wish I had a finnish gf.
>>57441996
Finns are such generous people when it comes to handing out meals to refugees!
>>57442033
dont learn finnish, just learn to speak swedish slower
>>57441133
>Inte inbjudna: Kristna
>Har ett kors på sin flagga, vilket är en kristen symbol
Döda dig själv
JEG HAR LÆRT DANSK ALLT MIT LIV OG JEG FORSTÅR IKKE DEN KAMELÅSÅ RODGROD MED FLODE SPROG
AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FgCNV2yYOk
Fennoswede.. I mean mongolscandi time
>>57442201
But I already am from the north, I can't speak slower than this without people thinking I'm special.
>>57442233
Okej, så varför använder du danska just nu?
>>57442240
Why is Finland like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiWe44vEqhs
>>57442233
Halló, félaga hvítimaður. :3
Skandi? Varför inte Nordic?
>>57442336
Bra googletranslate där.
>>57442233
>JEG HAR LÆRT DANSK
Han föll för det
>>57442320
Så I kan forstå meg
>>57442407
Vad snällt.
>>57442407
Oroa dig inte, en sann svensk förstår isländska, endast babbar och smuts kan inte.
>>57442364
Bokstavligen ingenting fel på det, blåman.
>>57442349
För att OP är en bögjävel
>>57442487
haha aa, jävla idiot.
t.studerar lingvistik
>>57442407
Ja. Danska är enklare än isländska i alla fall. Jag kan tyda isländska i text om jag får lite mer tid på mig.
>>57442407
Lär dig Svenska istället
>>57442517
Mm eller hur, berätta vad som är fel då.
>skanditråd
>90% svenskar
men varför?
>>57442329
>>57442240
Mostly for the memes 2bh
>>57442240
do fennoswedes speak like normal swedish or is it some kind of dialect?
>>57442329
memes
>>57442593
Svenska män sitter hemma vid dattan medan svenska kvinnor är ute med främlingar.
>>57442593
Vi springer /int/.
>>57442610
are you from the east or north if you have never heard fennoswedes speaking swedish? its a lot slower and easier to understand than "riikinruotsi"
>>57442610
Mate, what do you think? How do dialects work in Finland (finnish)?
>Inte indbjudna
>kristna
ODIIIIIIIN
>>57442593
Because are one of the few people that have similar levels of autism as Finns.
We still out autism you guys though.
>>57442610
It's a _very_ noticeable difference in dialects and there's actually some minor differences in grammar etc. In some cases.
But at least it's 99% intelligible.
>>57442610
>>57442655
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOO_ip8OGzI
:3 she's adorable
Swedish speaking finns speak very funny, but it's charming as hell.
>>57442674
>>57442655
I'm from south, I never hear swedish anywhere I'm sorry don't hit me
>dkn ingen fv med finsk accent
Jeg har hört at mænesker i nord sverige siger shhhhh istället for ja
>>57442813
Menar du det där ljudet de gör när de suger in luft? Aa.
>>57442813
Näe, vi kan säga allt möjligt. Ja, jao, jo, sjuhp....
>>57442813
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URgdIAz4QNg
>>57442655
Fennoswedish is how finns speak Swedish... and damn it's easy to understand if you can read written swedish
>>57442692
tack
>>57442894
U M E Å
>>57442909
>Fennoswedish is how finns speak Swedish
Fel. Finlandssvenska mål är inte hur finnar talar svenska. Finnar talar högsvenska.
>>57442921
UUMAJA
U
M
A
J
A
>>57442813
>>57442894
MAN GÖR DET I HELA SVERIGE FÖR FAN
>>57442909
Not at all and swedish speaking finns will castrate you if you think a helsiniki finnish person is speaking fennoswedish when he has learned swedish.
>>57442978
Inte direkt, det kommer från norr. Har dock blivit norm för de flesta.
>>57442894
SSSHHH
>>57442978
'nej'
>>57442949
>>57443003
It has no intonations just like finnish doesn't have
Deal with it.
>>57442978
"NEJ"
O, vilken himmel, vilken jord!
Den gamle talte ej ett ord,
Han tycktes blott betrakta.
En tår föll på hans kind ibland,
Omsider tryckte han min hand
Och log och sporde sakta:
"Säg, kan man dö för detta land?"
Jag teg. En blick ur hjärtat var
Mitt enda, lättförstådda svar,
Han sökte ej ett annat.
Och tystnad rådde en minut,
Han såg kring nejden som förut
Från kullen, där vi stannat;
Då tog han ord, då brast han ut:
"Ja, yngling, här från denna strand
Du ser ett stycke av det land,
Som fosterland du kallar:
Skönt, som vid Virdois sjöar här,
Är det kring Saimens tusen skär,
Där Vuoksens bölja svallar,
Där Imatra i skum sig klär.
Och stod du nu längst upp i nord,
Du såg en lika härlig jord
I från dess fjällar höga;
Och om den flacka kust du såg,
Som sköljs av Bottenhavets våg,
Låg Finland för ditt öga
Och tände kärlek i din håg.
>>57443134
da fug is this
>tfw you will never be finlandssvensk
>>57443267
that's a pretty nice feeling's
>>57443265
is poetry lad, from Runeberg.
>>57443320
what's it about
>>57443404
Finland
>>57443296
Den finska pöbeln hånar finlandssvensken. Det är dags att rida till deras försvar.
>>57443473
breddy nice
>>57443404
An old man is moved by the beauty of nature of a location in the north and tells a younger man about it, and talks about the finnish homeland and compares it to different placesnames/rivers/lakes in Finland.
The poem is called "Den femte juli" and is something in finnish as well probably.
>>57443562
aisiis ettämitäettä
>>57443320
>pastry
>makes poets
????
>>57443651
Fan så sugen jag blev nu.
>>57443584
oh, well isn't that nice
>>57443679
Yeah it's pretty god tier, family
>>57443651
I must have this.
>>57443713
Sure, it should be mandatory reading here.
Hallå allt skandinaviska bröder.
Jag lär svenska och detta täcker av min anteckningsbok. Jag har inte glömt något?
Det är inte /skandi/ det er /mämmiköttbullar/
>>57443889
you should teach other nordicks to use computer
>>57443889
>/mämmiköttbullar/
Oh lawd
>>57443889
>dkn inte /skyrmämmiköttbullar/
Vad är egentligen eran matstereotyp?
>>57443960
Förruttnad haj trodde jag.
>>57443960
vulkaner
>>57443960
>>57444005
Hákarl
/oljatuborgköttbullarmämmihákarlgrind/
J/N?
>>57441699
give this man a taa : D
>>57444138
/oljapölseköttbullarmämmiaska/
>>57444163
*tää
>>57444196
>lämnar ut saker
>byter ut mat mot aska, men byter dryck mot mat
Du är inkonsekvent och elak.
Orka va neger
ja / nej?
Runke
>>57444440
Runk meg i munnen
>>57444324
vem fan äter grind?
>>57444138
/Brunosttuborgmämmiköttbullargrindhákarl/ hvordan siger mand 'sæl' på gronlandsk?
>>57444440
>0
Klant.
>>57443871
Hallå, allt skandinaviska bröder.
Jag lär mig själv svenska och detta är framsidan på min anteckningsbok. Har jag glömt något?
>>57444508
Färingar
>>57444509
>hvordan siger mand 'sæl' på gronlandsk?
Pinnipedia
t. wikipedia
>>57444509
puisi?
Hej då, my name is “Kari” Nakamura.
I’m a 27 year old Japanese Norgeboo (Norway fan for you utlendinger). I play folkemusikk and dansemusikk on my hardingfele, and spend my days perfecting my song and playing superior Norwegian music. (A-ha, Burzum, Ole Ivars)
I train with my cheese slicer every day, this superior tool can cut clean through both soft and hard cheeses because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other cutting tool on earth. I passed the Åletest two years ago, and I have also been getting better at eating brown cheese every day.
I speak Norwegian fluently, both Bokmål and the Nynorsk dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Norwegian history and their jantelov code, which I follow 100%
When I get my Norwegian visa, I am moving to Oslo to attend a prestigious University to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an offshore worker for Statoil or a hardingfele player!
I own several bunad, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Norway, so I can fit in easier. I shake hands with my elders and peers, and speak Norwegian as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in Norway!
>>57441423
MEÄNMAA
>>57444640
>I hope I can become an offshore worker for Statoil
lmao
>>57444640
Good luck in norway! Or as they say in norway: flott lykketuss!
>>57442665
Finnish dialects in the west are little more than autistic babbling and in the inland/north/east they just sound hillbilly and lazy.
If standard Finnish wasn't based on the south coast dialect it wouldn't exist, we would be speaking Swedish instead of those shitty dialects.
>>57441223
It has something to do with a peninsula*
>>57444736
The friendliest people I met are all from tavastland, do they count as hillbillies? I love em to bits.
>>57442706
alla dessa ansikten
>>57444806
Tavastians are going extinct people people from other parts of Finland move to their lands.
>>57444806
well I'm not a hillbilly
>>57444910
Titta så sött hon skriver.
>>57444967
Elaborate.
>>57444944
Why are people moving there? I thought like most countries people move to larger cities.
>>57445009
There's decent sized cities there and people are moving out of Helsinki because it's too expensive to live there
>>57445093
You mean tammerfors (tampere)?
>>57445119
no, tampere is part of pirkanmaa and not häme
>>57445119
more like TAMPERSE *ba-dum-tsih*
>>57445160
ok I think I'm stuck in the old regional system.
>>57445119
Lahti/Hämeenlinns
>>57445202
>>57445448
Egg on my face, never learn geography from literature.
>>57445448
>Égentl. Finland
Egentlig Finland?
>>57445448
this is a better one
>>57445522
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Provinces_of_Finland there's been maaany changes over the years
>>57445448
I didn't even think about Jyväskylä, it's a cancer I'd rather forget.
>>57445529
originally finland used to mean only the area around turku (åbo) but later it started to be used about the whole country so thats why it's called "finland proper", varsinais-suomi
>>57445448
>Keksholm
>>57445616
Now I don't know how to make sense of it. Better swot up.
>>57445707
käkisalmi never 4get ;__________;
>>57446050
from bootiful finish city to russian commieblock hell ;_________;
>>57446050
feels bad, man...
>dfn man ikke er på ströget og röger på en krog kl 5 pa morgen med en pitcher öl på bordet
???
>>57446238
Faen, som jeg kjenner denne folelsen. Dansk invasjon kan ikke komme raskt nok.
>>57446393
Is that South Africa?
>>57447323
It's funny you'd mention that. When I was taking the train down Skåne about a month ago, I kept thinking to myself how African the landscape looked with its low trees/bushes and large, flat plains. The sun was setting too, which gave it an extra dramatic feeling. Like something straight out of the Lion King or some shit. It was all very exotic, honestly.
>>57447801
We're actually thinking of turning most of southern Skåne into a wild-life preservation, where nordic people are free to interact with animals in the wild under some restricted forms. No arms or legs outside of the vehicle, please.
>>57447801
I hope you saw Malmo, that would've completed the experience.
>>57447877
will you please preserve ystad so mr wallander can keep making ebin movies
>>57447801
Plus, if you look at the demographics it almost is Africa
>>57447801
Poetic description of the natural beauty of Sweden....
>>57447908
... gets turned into racism by Svergievänner who can't stop broadcasting the fact that they hate immigration.
>>57447908
I did. Even got the chance to walk through some shady parts of town and a couple parks at night, but not Rosengård naturally. I'm not that brave. Malmö was pretty filthy and full of kebab, but the memes overhype it a bit.
>Inte inbjudna: MENA, skitbrevare, cuckbrevare, kristna
does this mean MENA is welcome?
if so hello friends :DDD
>>57448043
Actually, I should ellaborate. It was pretty filthy outside the designated tourist areas, but inside the good core it was very nice, and surprisingly modern. Felt a bit sci-fi in some areas.
>>57447964
Ystad is one of those havens, relatively free from the immigration mess.
>>57448126
I should fucking hope so, rest of Sweden pays for that piece of shit town so it doesn't goes bankrupt.
Hope you enjoyed it.
>>57448132
w-what about lund
>>57448194
Uuuuuhhh, slightly upheld due to the prominent university there but I wouldn't visit.
>>57448176
I had fun. Although Malmö's suburbs started looking more Russian than anything else once you walked out of the centre area. Was very grey and still late winter, so that might have had an effect, but I had never seen so many commieblocks in one place before.
>>57448194
I was in Lund. Top qt in the old town, but there were a lot of roma beggars around the train station, and one was incredibly persistent in trying to suck money out of me with some bullshit sobstories. All while I was just trying to eat my sausage and wait for my train in peace.
>>57448398
Yeah we call it the "miljonprogrammet", it was a nice (read: economic) way to handle a growing population during our post ww2 success. Of course now we don't make babies any more but the old miljonprogrammet can still be useful for our growing foreign population! As industry, natives and all sense of decency and morality leaves these areas to be replaced by new-swedes things look doubtful if they'll last long. To be concluded!
>>57448093
It means "not invited: MENA, shitposters, cuckposters, christians", so just fuck off Machmood
>>57448398
Just make it clear you arent giving them anything? Shake your head with a serious face. Literally never had trouble with these although I live in Oslo.
>>57448703
Come to think of it. I look like a bum and have slavic features, so I might get off easy.
>>57448835
Nigga they have nothing. They have sunk as low as a human being can. Just give them a few kronor and bid them adieu.
hedmark > telemark > danmark > finnmark
>>57448663
i wouldn't worry about it, construction from that period was very solid, it can take a beating
>>57448909
No, I don't reward shitty behaviour.
>>57441133
>/Skandi/
>speaks English
>>57448912
Du glemte Aremark
>>57448945
My face and soul in one picture.
>>57449071
>östfold
Du kan plassere det rett bak Finnmark.
>>57449060
Finns are shit at Swedish and we love them
>>57449029
A few kronos is not a "reward", it's pity.
>>57449154
At least give them a bag of recycable cans and plastic bottles. Make them work for it. I bet they fucking hate it.
>>57449154
It is both. Pity they get for free.
>>57449183
Har ikke dere omstreifende pantende sigoynere i sommermånedene? Jeg hakke plukka opp en olboks siden 2007
>>57448663
We probably had something similar here, but not to such a large scale. At least not outside maybe Oslo. Although after walking through the commies for a while, there was an out of place quaint neighborhood to be found. Probably was pic related.
>>57448703
No, I tried being nice about telling him to fuck off, then he got really pissed and went to bother someone else.
So how good are you all at speaking English? Are you as good as the Hollanders or Pewdiepie?
>>57448909
if i willingly poop all over myself i can't expect bypassers to clean me
if a refugee from war torn somalia can get a job in the west to pay for an apartment and support a family then so can a gypsy.
i don't have any sympathy for them. they're selling me a service and i'm chosing not to buy in the politest possible way. they always get a hello, but they often don't appreciate that
>>57449248
Hur skriver du, människa? Det var fan svårläst.
Har nog inte märkt om det är zigenare som plockar upp pant från soptunnor och liknande, kan vara. Innan zigenarna kom så var det ju andra fattighjon.
>>57449187
They don't. Few people even look at them.
>>57449183
No, why should they "work" for charity? That's what it is, charity. I give them some money, buy them food and give them my old clothes and blankets. It's not even about them, but about me doing the right thing. Even if they're lazy, that doesn't matter - being lazy is kind of dickish but I don't think that it means a person should starve. It certainly doesn't mean their poor kids should starve; a kid can't help what kind of parents they have.
>>57449306
But tossing someone a few kronor isn't the same as cleaning someone who shat themselves, dude. It takes you 2 seconds and you get rid of change you don't even need anymore because you pay for everything with a debit card nowadays.
>>57449273
Åja, jeg er bare veldig direkte i kroppspråket, da trenger man ikke si noe. Ikke som at de ter seg hoflig mot deg uansett.
>>57449300
Probably just below dutchies on average. Among youngsters it's common to be close to fluent after interwebs.
>>57449445
>No, why should they "work" for charity?
Because it's funny to me.
>>57449445
he doesn't donate his spare kroners to Soliders of Odin
>>57449567
>paying for some addled cucks to patrol around the streets with their gangs feeling big for the first time in their lives
HAIL ODIN
>>57449352
Sorry, hakke=har ikke, ol=öl. Er ikke vant med å skrive norsk til svensker ennå.
>>57449445
I do give them pity, but I don't give them money. I think a lot of people pity them.
>>57449465
Vel, jeg hadde ikke akkurat noe penger å gi uansett. Fyren ville i tillegg at jeg skulle bli med han til en minibank når jeg sa at jeg bare hadde kort på meg.
>>57449481
Then you are a cruel person and I will disregard your opinion.
>>57449567
They already have the police looking after them and a third of the country supporting them, they'll be fine.
>>57449655
Just saying, giving a few kronor will stop them bothering you. It means nothing to you but actually can help them. Now, if one doesn't give to charity because of "principles" then one's priciples are fucked.
>>57449655
Nu vet jag ju vad det betyder så nu är det lugnt för min del, nu när du säger det så har det faktiskt varit personer med dålig svenska som har frågat om han/hon får ta ölburken medan jag håller på att dricka den.
>>57449672
Det er derfor det ikke nytter å avslå med noe annet enn harde blikk.
>>57449716
>Then you are a cruel person and I will disregard your opinion.
I can live with that.
>>57449716
i know, but i'm sure they could use some extra cash, those sazzy leather jackets aren't cheap
>>57449716
Giving a few kronor will stop them bothering me for 5 seconds and help 10 more of them come next year. In addition, they're by and large a bunch of crooks and I have no respect for them at all, there are hundreds of other charities I'd rather spend my money on.
>>57449809
They should just go to thriftshops instead, lots cheaper and more sustainable. I'm afraid I can't support their misspending on luxuries. What would the Allfather think of such frivolity?
>>57449933
Fair enough. Then just politely but firmly say no to them.
>>57450212
I usually do a crazy stare while I slowly drag my index ringer over my throat
>>57450441
Don't actually do that. They might legit freak out since they've been the target of violence. And as my father always used to say, a man who grew up around gypsies and was a close friend to many, "gypsies always carry knives".
I saw a couple of gangs of gypsies have a full on fight over who gets to control the can collecting business at my local park
they sure are a zany bunch
>>57450441
>
>>57450441
>I usually do a crazy stare while I slowly drag my index ringer over my throat
>>57450631
It's obviously a joke, or so I thought at least.
>>57450872
We're all pretending in here.
gypsies literally shit in our parks
>>57450979
Saving this post
>>57450926
You're of course right.. I should go to bed.
>>57450872
I know I know, but just sometimes people take jokes too far and might actually do it. Just fair warning that those guys won't get the joke.
