Why do you have a hard time talking to women?
>>57438663
I'm too tired
Because I never leave my room, so I never end up meeting any women.
>>57438663
my voice is too quiet so they cannot hear me
>>57438663
I don't. I have a hard time talking to everyone.
>>57438663
Because I always think about sex.
How is her vagina?.... How is her tits like?.... I wanna grab her tits.... I wanna bukkake on her face... I wanna lick her feet.....
These idea disturb me of talking with women gentlemanly.
Why do you create threads with false premises?
>>57438793
>tfw recovered/ing agoraphobic who stayed in his house for two years and finally going outside now
Spoken to some women but barely any my age.
Am I a normie now?
>>57438869
This.
I don't, I just don't have anything to say to them.
>>57438663
All my other anxieties keep me preoccupied tbqh
>>57438663
I dont talk to anyone.
Talking to them isn't that hard, just talk about irrelevant shit, throw a couple of jokes and if you are not fucking hideous things can go well.
Initiating conversations is hard though
>>57438663
My mouth fills with spaghetti. You ever tried talking with a mouthful of spaghetti?
>>57439041
go to Rome sometime and see how the Romans do
Can I count my mom as woman?
Can't relate to them, I don't watch TV, listen to pop music, watch movies or read.
That leaves me nothing to relate to with women.
>>57438663
I don't.
I'm actually really good at talking to women, and people in general. I'm pretty much a normie to be honest
>>57439341
At least you have American citizenship.
Tons of asian girls are wanting it, so they provide conversation topics for you.
>>57439471
>Yeah how about being american...
>yeah really great
I don't think it could go much past this.
>>57438869
I kind of relate to this.
I mean, I can carry on conversations with a woman, but half the time I'm thinking about all the things I could do to her ass.
I'm good at talking, but I usually don't.
>>57438663
Because 2d has given me enough satisfaction in this life 2bh
>>57439258
>tfw Italiboo but incapable of being bilingual, and will never have an Italian gf to share spaghetti with
>>57438663
Because the woman I love lives in Bassano del Grappa (Veneto)
Because i am quite boring individual. Nothing has ever happened in my life
It's not that hard, unless they start touching me it gets really hard.
>>57439258
It is funny because that is an insult in Spain... It is called the "achante". When you do that and your friends see the "achante". You literally have the right to hit them on the arm. If you are in Spain, it is better not to do it.
>>57439840
Spanish version of circle game?
>>57438663
Not enough drugs
>>57439840
What? I've never heard of that. Is it a regional thing?
I have too many intelligent interests like video games, technology and culture and can't stand having to small talk about celebrities, gossip, shoes or makeup or whatever they like these days
>>57440275
>I have too many intelligent interests like video games, technology and culture and can't stand having to small talk about celebrities, gossip, shoes or makeup or whatever they like these days
No wonder you're all virgins. Who gives a shit if she talks about irrelevant normie shit? Just go along with it.
>>57438824
>>57438980
>>57439754
all of these
>>57440275
>intelligent interests
>video games
pick one
>technology
Reciting the spec sheet of the newest Samsung Galaxy phone does not constitute an "interest", kid.
too much autism
>>57438663
>Why do you have a hard time talking to women?
I don't.
>>57438663
Because i care.
When i'm talking to a girl i don't want to be in a relationship with i'm perfectly fine.
It might have something to do with anxiety.
>>57438663
Never had female friends or contact outside my own family. I'm also shy.
I'm too broken
I'm ugly and not white
>>57438663
I never know if they like me or like like me.
So I just assume nobody like likes me and I'm always told afterwards, when it's too late.
>>57445682
>tfw iktf
>>57445859
Kill yourself back to tumblr
>>57438663
I don't. But I can't get an intimate relationship because of trust issues caused by my last gf and years of bullying.
I have a hard time talking to anyone.
>>57438663
I don't speak ebonics.
You guys need to relax, it wouldn't be hard to talk to us if you'd just follow the basics and banter about lighthearted stuff. That's all it takes really :)
I don't have a hard time talking to women. I have a hard time making friends with them though.
I can't talk with women because I have no idea what to say, I hate small talk. There was a new girl in my school who lived not far away from me. She was cute and I kinda liked her (I think she liked me too). One day we were going to school together (10 min with the tram and 10 min of walking). She came to me and said "hi" and asked me something about school. I just responded "hi" and "don't know". Other than that I didn't say a single word all the time we were walking together. It was so embarrassing. She was also pretty shy and I knew it was embarrassing for her too.
Since then I was driving to school by car, just to avoid similar situations.
I don't
>>57446667
>Hi, blah blah blah
>Hi, don't know. How's it going?
JUST
Witty shit like one liners you tell to women to get a laugh /int/?
jus b urself :)
>>57446747
What should I say to women? What should we talk about? Video games, politics, cars, the weather? School?
I really don't know. I always find a topic when I'm talking with guys
I for the life of me can't understand how some people just absolutely sperg out when talking to someone. How hard is it to just keep joking or to talk about something irrelevant to keep the conversation going?
>>57446887
Don't have any 2bh
>>57438663
Because I'm a stutterer.
I don't, I have a gf, I'm fairly close with her mother and I have two close female friends that I talk to on a regular basis.
>>57446887
I don't have any. I just use what comes up. 10% of the time they laugh, 10% of the time they like it and talk with me, 79% of the time they ignore it/me and the rest of the time I get a kiss from a crying girl because they don't want me to die.
I don't. Treat them like people instead of >omg if I do this right I get laid 2nite! like some autistic fagtron
>>57446977
I don't know, I think if you clam up around girls it's probably because you don't want to embarrass yourself by saying something stupid. That's my issue anyway
Just ask them lots of questions about themselves / other bullshit and when they say something stupid seize on it and tease them. Always aim for conversations about silly stupid shit
>>57446977
Ask her what she thinks about the rapefugee crisis
>>57447182
what happens with the rest (1%)?
>>57438663
I have a malformed siamese twin sprouting off my forehead who whispers the most awkward of things during conversations.
>>57446453
>emblying
Btw i met a qt on chatroulette, kept bantering her (without audio) and she fell in love apparently, we kept contact for weeks then one day i decide to call her on skype and talk face to face, she seemed disappointed and sorry, and never responded back after that time.
So I avoid talking in general
I don't know. I don't have a bf because they're too dumb for me, I have nothing to talk with them about, absolutly don't have any common interests with them. And I'm brainwashed by all that stuffI read on Internet 24/7 so it's hard to have a conversation with me for average people since they're too dumb and if I bang someone dumb and not interesting for me I just feel like I'm banging a dog.
>>57447314
>and the rest of the time I get a kiss from a crying girl because they don't want me to die.
That's the 1%
>>57438663
I don't have a problem talking to women, because I treat them like anyone else, i.e like nobody I care about.
>>57446887
>Witty shit like one liners you tell to women to get a laugh /int/?
wrong approach. trying to find the witty pick up line that magically will make you interesting.
much better: "did you hear about <something you read in the news>?" Of course we assume you read the news...
One easy topic is common friends or teachers. "Did you hear <guy> did <whatever>?"
"What do you think about <teacher>?"
Whatever! It can be anything! (except computers, video games, linux etc. you get the idea).
>>57438663
Pale, green eyes and blonde hair here.
No chance with women.
>>57447495
Example of shit in the news? Cant exactly talk about trump and the scourge of islam with her
>>57439840
That's weird, when I was in Spain your mom loved when I had my hand in her pussy like that.
>>57447269
>Always aim for conversations about silly stupid shit
That's not easy for me, I like to talk about current events, politics, the future...I always try to avoid small talk and conversations that are going nowhere
>>57447296
lolno better not
>>57438663
http://chartsbin.com/view/uya
only in the US because apparently pussies are made of gold here
>>57445682
Pretty much this, in all seriousness. I can't talk to people, am always too self-conscious and have no idea how to keep or start a conversation. I always feel uncomfortable and awkward around people, and as such, I try to be as much of a hermit as possible.
I don't have any social circle. So I barely get out from my home and I don't have any self confidence, which of course is a major impediment in talking with girls.
I'm a boring person and I have difficulty coming up with what to say
>>57439840
oh really? I did this in spain
>>57447704
same problem
Sometimes I plan conversations in my head before talking to people but in most cases it doesn't go into the direction I wanted to
I lack confidence in myself because I'm a poorfag and I don't have my shit together, so even though I'm good at talking to people and I don't seem to have any trouble making women laugh, I always fear what would happen if I were to successfully end up becoming close with one and then have her find out how much of a fuckup I am.
>>57447786
>>57447799
>>57447923
Just fuck it, talk random shit and if you fail its all experience and the learning curve
>>57447001
it's hard if you have no practice and are in a stress situation because you never talk to girls or you like the girl.
Solution: practice more often! Start with girls you don't fancy
>>57446977
Video games: NO, boring
politics: no, boring
cars: no, boring
the weather: yes, as starter
School: YES
music: yes
movies: yes
news: yes
common friends: yes
interesting places you know: yes
places you went for vacation: YES
clothes or jewelry she wears: yes
new apps you find useful: yes
Basically computers and cars are a no go. They flag you as nerd that hasn't grown up. Smartphones don't count as computers, they are communication devices.
>>57447694
>That's not easy for me, I like to talk about current events, politics, the future...I always try to avoid small talk and conversations that are going nowhere
I know that feel.
If you don't want to ask about the jihadi rapefugee crisis throw her a softball question and ask what she thinks about Edward Snowden.
>>57448038
dude shutup
you can make all those subjects sound interesting if you are a good talker
it's not what, but how.
>>57448005
>>57448038
>>57448202
ok I'll try it
>>57438663
I don't. Apparently I'm funny but unnatractive. i just get friendzoned which makes me bitter and doesnt help at all kek
>>57446887
do you like fitness?
How about fitness dick in your mouth
>>57445919
Hezbollah or Maronite?
>>57448394
Have you tried working out? It's not everything, but if your appearance is the problem then it could help.
>>57447617
Politics is difficult. You have a 50% chance to be on the wrong side.
Just fired up Yahoo.com. There is a news about Lawrence of Arabia. Good topic. You should have seen the movie though. If she hadn't seen the movie: WHaaat! You never saw Lawrence of Arabia! -> invite her to watch it. Perfect pickup material ;-) If she did watch it: "it would be awesome to see the movie again".
>>57448491
Any advice on how to tease her?
>>57448460
eh
I do lift. But I'm short. I mean, there were times I was pulling pussy left and right. But I also do a lot of shit that makes everybody hate me.
That was in brazil tho. here in the us most women are such fucking cunts. geez.
>>57448414
Warum liegt hier überhaupt Stroh rum?
>>57448491
>>57448548
ireland is a faded out italy
>>57448759
Warum hast du ne Maske auf?
>>57448759
>why is here all the straw
that's what google told me you said
>>57438884
>>57438663
I don't. But I'm unable to connect with men.
How to talk to girls who are even more introverted and shy than I?
>maximum qt sits next to me in class
>we never talk
>she randomly makes awkward gestures to me sometimes
>doesn't make eye contact generally
I just know we could at least be friends but how do I approach?
I was figuring just asking her to meet this weekend but we haven't even been introduced.
>tfw after not talking to any women for years, I suddenly talk to almost every girl in my class daily
>tfw some are even hitting on me (my friends' words, not mine)
>tfw literally too autistic to act on it because I don't know how to react
a haircut can literally change everything apparently
>>57438663
I deeply believe that they are completely different from me just like another species. And talking to them is like talking to aliens.
>>57449272
>that girl thinks you're cute. Trust me I know the signs.
Th-thanks mom.
>tfw she didn't tell me what any of the signs are
>>57449272
>a haircut can literally change everything apparently
this lads
>lift weights
>get a hair cut
>acne.org
>dress good
>stay relaxed
stop being bitter too but I don't know how not to.
>>57449512
>stay relaxed
It's easy to say but hard to do.
>>57449340
I honestly don't know what the "signs" are either. My friends say she's always around me, we are teasing each other, she's laughing everything I say, she texts me regularly etc. but I dunno. Also she has a bf who studies in USA so there's that.
>>57449512
Yeah I changed the shitty haircut that I had for years, just basically let the barber do whatever he wants and everyone loved it.
I also learned that the best way to interact with girls is just lightly make fun of them, they seem to love that for some reason.
>>57438663
Fuck it. I don't know where to post this. I plan on giving a bouquet to this Galician woman tomorrow. I plan on asking her to my [spoiler]American school's prom. Not underage before I get fucked by mods.[/spoiler]. The fuck do I do? I'm just some Peruvian fucker that is finally infatuated with someone.
>>57449657
>she's always around me, we are teasing each other, she's laughing everything I say, she texts me regularly etc. but I dunno. Also she has a bf who studies in USA so there's that.
You are likely to end up in friend-zone, especially if you're so autistic.
>>57449791
I'm not really that into her desu, I don't really care.
>>57449577
that's just something you have to learn how to modulate. if not, everyday do things that raise your self esteem and do not do things that lower it. If I was disciplined that day and won sparring matches on combat sports or even won at competitive video games, it does it for me and it makes social interaction much more confortable.
>>57438663
Because my first thought when I see a woman is "I wonder what her cunt smells like/I want to like her fucking cunt"/
>>57445368
It must be from all the Kebabs that are still in Serbia. They have the ability to send out frequencies that can pacify Kebab removers.
>>57449699
>18+
>still in school
if only those dubs were useful for the future of your """"""career"""""""
>>57450482
Actually I made friends with immigrant children and spoke their language. One of my teachers decided to hold me back just because she thought I wouldn't connect with the other students. Even when I was able to finish the work faster than they did.
She has the face of a nigger
>>57438663
because i already have a gf. faggots
>>/r9k/
>>57447985
are you me
Talking to anyone when there is an actual topic isn't hard. The problems are:
1) There are no such thing as attractive, single women, anywhere. Where the fuck do you find them? There are only couples and uglies.
2) There is never any reason to talk to them, and thus no topic and nothing to say to start a cold conversation.
3) She has a boyfriend; probably standing right next to her.
4) You aren't attractive enough; no matter how cool/confident you talk.
Also, western women are spoiled, childish trash who really don't like men at all, and would rather you just look at their dog on instagram.
>>57438663
They have difficulties answering my questions with my dick in their mouth
>>57439289
You can do it.
