>step 1 - http://vocaroo.com/
>step 2 - http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bY8sPZ2ymW
/balt/
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gXbpQkGtKN
easy
>>57432819
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZjCtKwKFcD
whoever guesses what this language is gets a cookie
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MEFQt4Phkc
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15TOVfcz5rt
>>57436023
>>57436284
Raise the volume on your microphones niggers
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16lxoP3dtFT
>>57436739
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YuoKuzkS37
>>57436878
Do most grills congregate on /int/ or is it just my confirmation bias that makes it seem that way? Still a bit low btw.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0w606XoYtza
>>57437014
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ear9e9yYt8
>>57437014
Where's the Swedish at?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dToi1grILy
>>57437238
>pronouncing /soc/ as soch
ew
>>57437275
posted mine here m7
>>57436739
>>57437404
I mean Swedish text, you doofus.
>>57437404
I don't see the issue.
>>57437445
Vadå vill du att jag ska skriva på svenska?
>>57437469
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07tyq4gGwgt
>>57437558
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19xUBV9YEAc
>>57437558
Vad som helst, det spelar ingen roll alls.
>>57437014
They can attentionwhore here without being so obvious
>>57437645
Where in the US are you from? I'm guessing somewhere in the midwest? Probably Illinois?
>>57437706
Oh fan. Hur kommer det sig att du kan svenska? Har du bott här förut eller?
>>57437645
That is most definitely not a female voice tbqh.
>>57437860
Minnesota.
>>57437944
I can sing for you if you don't believe me.
>>57438001
So I was pretty close at least :D
>>57437860
Det kommer sig av att jag studerat svenska i några år helt enkelt. Dessvärre (eller lyckligtvis, beroende på hur man ser på det :^)) har jag aldrig varit Sverige.
>>57438001
Bring it on. None of that weak shit, give me Shakira or Beyonce.
>>57438249
Din svenska är väldigt bra skulle jag säga. Vad fick dig att välja just det språket?
Btw hate this new piece of shit capatcha.
>>57438293
thatshould be a giggle
>>57438627
I'm recording it right now, it's going to be mildly weak Beyonce.
>>57438791
> mildly weak
u wot m8? give it umpff
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OxSngXdWUr
Good evening!
>>57439038
it's night already
ok guys
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
and in German
Was zum Teufel hast du grade über mich gesagt, du kleine Schlampe? Du solltest wissen, dass ich meine Ausbildung beim GSG9 als Jahrgangsbester abgeschlossen habe, in mehrere Kommandounternehmen gegen Al-Kaida involviert war und über 300 bestätigte Tötungen habe. Ich bin in Gorillakriegsführung ausgebildet und der beste Scharfschütze im deutschen Bundesheer. Du bist für mich nichts als ein weiteres Ziel. Ich werde dich mit einer nie zuvor gesehenen Präzision vom Antliz dieser Welt tilgen, merk dir meine verdammten Worte. Du denkst du könntest hier im Internet so eine Scheiße über mich erzählen und damit durchkommen? Denk lieber nochmal darüber nach, du Wichser. Während wir uns hier unterhalten, habe ich schon mein geheimes Netzwerk aus Spionen kontaktiert und deine IP-Adresse wird grade rückverfolgt, also mach dich besser auf den Sturm gefasst, du Made. Der Sturm, der das erbärmliche kleine Ding, das du als dein "Leben" bezeichnest, auslöschen wird. Du bist verdammt nochmal tot, Junge. Ich könnte jederzeit überall sein, und dich auf über siebenhundert verschiedene Arten töten, nur mit meinen bloßen Händen. Aber ich bin nicht nur im unbewaffneten Kampf ausgebildet, ich habe auch Zugriff auf das Waffenarsenal der Bundeswehr und ich werde es aufs Vollste ausschöpfen, um deinen elendigen Arsch von diesem Kontinent zu blasen, du kleiner Scheißkerl. Wenn du nur gewusst hättest, was für eine apokalyptische Rache dein kleiner "witziger" Kommentar provoziert hat, hättest du vermutlich dein verdammtes Maul gehalten. Aber nein, das hast du nicht hinbekommen, das wolltest du nicht, und jetzt wirst du dafür bezahlen, du verdammter Idiot. Du wirst in meinem Hass ertrinken. Du bist tot, Junge.
English
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hfHlaOcJCh
German
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hfHlaOcJCh
>>57439022
I'm still sick shh
>>57438293
there you go, I tried to do Halo but my throat hurts so bad.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QfeKrgUJ50
![birkronja[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/EQSFxWS.jpg "birkronja[1].jpg")
The the foreign version of the movie even have this awsome music?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cFR04omdWq
>>57439901
I've just read the book
>>57440066
How did it compare to the movie? I don't think I've read any Lindgren since I was a kid desu.
>>57438353
>Vad fick dig att välja just det språket?
Det faktum att det fanns inte så många tillgängliga resurser för att lära sig norska när jag först upptäckte svart metall (det ska snart vara 10 år sedan dess!). Svenskan var alltså det näst bästa valet eftersom danska låter..., ja, ganska vidrigt är jag rädd.
Vem säger att man borde ha förnuftiga skäl för att börja lära sig ett främmande språk över huvud taget, ha!
>>57440159
I don't know, I just said that I've only read the book
![the-most-disgusting-manly-habits-422877666-apr-6-2014-1-600x400[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9SER60x.jpg "the-most-disgusting-manly-habits-422877666-apr-6-2014-1-600x400[1].jpg")
>>57440159
>>57440176
Iofs, intresset är en bra anledning nog.
>danska låter..., ja, ganska vidrigt är jag rädd.
Haha, håller med till fullo.
>>57440434
?
>>57439744
Where are you from? You have a faint British accent, but it's very pleasant and not at all obnoxious, like you'd spent years in the U.S.
>>57439780
Huh, not Beyonce, but I can't say I'm disappointed. You really do have a nice singing voice. Moar? How about the Summer Sunshine from Corrs? That's pretty cool. Or you'd rather not turn yourself into a jukebox?
>>57440296
>>57440434
Oh shit! Never mind, I feel pretty stupid now :(
>>57440578
>Where are you from? You have a faint British accent, but it's very pleasant and not at all obnoxious, like you'd spent years in the U.S.
>>57440578
Thanks! I would sing for you but I'm about to leave for a night class. Can you wait 3~ hours? If not I can post some old vocaroos of me singing.
>>57440578
>You have a faint British accent, but it's very pleasant and not at all obnoxious, like you'd spent years in the U.S.
I love it.
A lad comes in and posts with a very heavy south english accent and because of the flag people are completely thrown
>>57440610
to be fair it might've been little unclear
>>57439396
>gorilla warfare
>>57439396
English: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MqtFLQbac2
German: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QqSeOvXaer
My flstmate came out of his room, so I got embarrased and stopped a bit short.
>>57439780
>that voice from American teen movies
>>57440901
> An American pasta made by Americans
What did you honestly expect?
>>57440756
Nah it was just me. I shouldn't be so hasty in responding.
>>57440901
I realised I said gorilla after the recording and thought I read wrong. Then I keked
>>57440984
I thought it was on purpose.
>>57440933
>fistmate
Corrected that for you.
>>57440933
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MqtFLQbac2
other than "precision" and "corps" that was perfect. Nice scandi lilt, shame it's drowned out by all the American media you watch
9.5/10
Your German is a bit off but i'm not really in the position to r8 it, i've heard much worse though
>>57440933
>My flstmate came out of his room, so I got embarrased and stopped a bit short.
Fuck, I know that feel, lad.
>>57441062
Not unless the author had ghetto wars on his mind.
>>57439744
I posted the English twice
here is the German: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1j3GGyxmrCv
>>57441168
Better than living alone tb h
>>57440677
Well, I'm heading to bed in like 5 minutes, because I have to start writing my thesis tomorrow, but if you'd post a couple of old vocaroos, I'd gladly listen to them when I wake up in the morning.
>>57440739
>very heavy south english accent
Not as heavy as you'd think, lol. Still, I knew it was British, but the fact that it's not that strong and isn't the OI GOV'NA, WOTS DA TOIME type got me confused.
>>57441336
How so? I'm finally gonna rent an apartment completely on my own in a couple of months and I can't wait.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19JRQZaKhjQ
>>57441367
>Not as heavy as you'd think, lol. Still, I knew it was British, but the fact that it's not that strong
> faint british accent >>57440578
>isn't the OI GOV'NA, WOTS DA TOIME
Funny how people always pick up on this despite it not being nearly as common as my accent.
>>57441168
It does add comedy value though, and the rest of the pasta is so great I'll give it the benefit of the doubt.
>>57441149
Thanks for feedback, i rmemver slurping precision. Think I speak more british around brits desu, but I haven't played online games in ages. I unconsciously ape people when talking to them in english. In japan I spoke 5 year old English for 3 weeks.
>>57441417
Well I'm a pretty social person and I've gone from living with a couple of people in a house to living in an appartment completely alone. Don't get me wrong I love my privacy but waking up on the weekends and not being able to go to the next room and have a chat over some coffee or blah blah blah is a little bit of a shame. It's a touch lonely, tbf
>>57441606
Sounds amazing.
>>57439396
Mitä vittua sinä oikein sanoit minusta, senkin pikku narttu? Tiedäkin, että valmistuin aikoinani luokkani huippuna Erikoisrajajääkäreista, ja että olen osallistunut lukuisiin iskuihiin Al-Quaedaa vastaan, ja että minulla on yli 300 vahvistettua tappoa. Olen saanut koulutusta gorillasodankäynnistä ja olen koko Suomen asevoimien paras tarkka-ampuja. Et ole minulle mitään muuta, kuin yksi kohde muiden joukossa. Liiskaan sinut tavalla, jonka veroista ei ole koskaan ennen tällä pallolla nähty, näetpä vittu vielä. Luuletko, että voit vain puhua minulle tuollaista paskaa Internetissä? Mieti uudestaan, homo. Tälläkin hetkellä olen ottamassa yhteyttä salaiseen, koko Suomen kattavaan vakoilijaverkostooni ja IP-osoitettasi jäljitetään juuri nyt, joten parasta varautua myrskyyn, nilkki. Tämä myrsky puhaltaa pois sen säälittävän heinän, jota sinun elämäksesi kutsutaan. Olet vitun vainaa, kakara. Voin olla missä vain, milloin vain, ja voin tappaa sinut yli seitsemälläsadalla tavalla, ja sekin vain paljain nyrkein. Sen lisäksi, että olen huippukoulutettu kamppailulajeissa, minulla on myös käytössäni koko Suomen Puolustusvoimien asearsenaali; otan siitä kaiken irti ja lakaisen sillä surkean olemuksesi pois tältä mantereelta, pikku kullinlutkuttaja. Jos vain olisit tiennyt, millaisen epäpyhän kostoretken "nokkela" pieni kommenttisi oli kaatamassa niskaasi, niin ehkä olisit jättänyt postaamatta. Mutta et voinut, et malttanut, ja nyt maksat siitä hinnan, senkin kirottu idiootti. Paskon raivoa kaikkialle yllesi ja tulet hukkumaan siihen. Olet vitun vainaa, nappula!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15SYTSNwUDd
>>57441689
The whole time i was living with people I dreamt of how nice it would be to live alone but the reality is not the same. I don't know, as I said, I'm a pretty social guy so I enjoy the general chit chat and day to day things that come with flat/house sharing.
>>57441367
I'll post a few when I get back, so just thread watch it and I will (you), you.
>>57440952
I don't follow?
>>57441707
I used 3 minuts halfway through this
>>57441707
It just sounds like a pretty woman's arse stroking the wooden seat in the sauna. Not angry at all, just strangely hypnotic.
>>57441801
OI whilst I remember, how the sod did you get my int profile?
>>57441972
>It just sounds like a pretty woman's arse stroking the wooden seat in the sauna.
lol wut
>Not angry at all, just strangely hypnotic.
Thank my monotonous and autismal voice
>>57442235
Better than sounding faintly British, I guess
Ukulele is for cultural marxist hipster faggots who advocate forced multiculturalism and diversity and keep babbling about how we're all the same and should love each other.
It makes me sick in my stomach.
>>57442299
Well the main reason I didn't even try to sound angry is because I actually have a pretty strong voice so when I raise my voice I would've woken up all my neighbours :DDDD
>>57442354
ohhhhhh noooooo :DDDDDD
>>57441707
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1n5Wotg17ei
>>57442431
>tfw cant laugh hard at spurdo spärde in the middle of the night
>tfw have to suppress it into uncontrollable giggling
>>57442488
4,5/5
>>57442305
damn mahhhn you just like totally wrecked my trip mann. Just like stop hating HAER HATER HUR HUR
#feel the bern #democracy now! # vegans matter #love me some nigger dick
>>57442094
Oh fuck, I never checked my profile again, and through Babs.
>>57442630
Babs needs to stop giving my shit out, I swear he shits info out of every hole.
>listening to my own voice
>>57442712
Post it faggot.
>>57442712
You don't have to listen to it yourself. I couldnt.
>>57442712
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0THCFfdmX3i
>>57442783
sizzle sizzle
>>57442712
Iktf mayne
>>57442815
t. alberto
>>57442913
wat
>>57442712
Man it's same for us all
guess my country of origin
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JnoZwhSVst
>>57442305
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Tyh2nObRtq
>>57442999
Spain
>>57443039
kek no.
>>57443066
Marocco
>>57442999
Gibraltar
>>57442305
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nv6hdZa67D
>>57443111
>>57443217
im from scotland, but i speak a romance language so i can do the silly rolling r sound.
>>57443252
Scots roll the r anyway. Far fewer than before, granted but still it's not that rare
>>57443252
Like how?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QzgUSi2wIW
>>57442305
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17xAUZO8BUL
>>57442710
;_; i'm sorry pal
do you forgive me
>>57443366
yeah
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cRPY151nsV
>>57432819
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uiWhCT1ezq
>>57443422
Is this a noteworthy skill?
>>57443461
Did someone bomb your apartment?
>>57443415
It's not your fault :DD
you're never online anyway
>>57443482
if you want to pronounce most words in italian correctly, then yes.
>>57432819
You're Heisenberg.
>>57439396
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oZTkKSVAfD
r8 my typical attempt at being the typical swedish man
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QlbGDydRwn
>>57443612
I love it, you sound like you belong on the simpsons or something
10/10
What would happen if a regular +1000 degree lava Sun and a -1000 degree ice Sun collided?
>>57443630
Envar har rätt att fritt taga del i samhällets kulturella liv, att njuta av konsten samt att bli delaktig av vetenskapens framsteg och dess förmåner.
>>57443630
That's pretty good desu.
>>57443630
Strange accent. So you only shave them once a week :^)?
>>57440933
The German is comprehensible, but sounds like a thick russian/eastern europe accent.
>>57443868
>Strange accent.
I guessed it pretty much.
I find scandi languages to be cheeky little buggers to speak
>>57432819
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NIEoRBs8hA
>>57443846
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HOytI8wWBe
Alright, time to post some glorious french.
"Oui, c’était bien un vallon, qui se creusait à mesure que je m’approchais. Peut-être était-ce celui du matin ?
Les deux mains en avant, j’écartais les térébinthes, et les genêts, qui étaient aussi grands que moi… J’étais encore à cinquante pas du bord de la barre, lorsqu’une détonation retentit, puis, deux secondes plus tard, une autre ! Le son venait d’en bas : je m’élançai, bouleversé de joie, lorsqu’un vol de très gros oiseaux, jaillissant du vallon, piqua droit sur moi… Mais le chef de la troupe chavira soudain, ferma ses ailes et, traversant un grand genévrier, vint frapper lourdement le sol. Je me penchais pour le saisir, quand je fus à demi assommé par un choc violent qui me jeta sur les genoux : un autre oiseau venait de me tomber sur le crâne, et je fus un instant ébloui. Je frottai vigoureusement ma tête bourdonnante : je vis ma main rouge de sang. Je crus que c’était le mien, et j’allais fondre en larmes, lorsque je constatai que les volatiles étaient eux-mêmes ensanglantés, ce qui me rassura aussitôt."
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1onJ3LoO9DN
>>57443874
Thanks, that is kind of weird. Does Scandinavians that actually speak German have similar accent to Eastern Euros? Does it sound jolly like scandi english?
>>57443576
I don't even really know how to use interpals anyway, so.
>>57444227
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RHniFwTeXz
>>57444227
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Fq24FeRZ7t
>>57444227
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oddv5u8N3L
>>57444250
It can be a giggle sometimes but it's not worth getting to know tb h
>>57444227
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FqM3JQl781
>>57441801
>don't follow
I said you have a beautiful voice and for me it evokes pleasant memories of the myriad of American teen movies I used to watch when I was in school.
Norwegian:
Hva faen sa du akkurat om meg, din lille dritt? Jeg skal si deg at jeg ble uteksaminert som best i klassen ved forsvarets spesialkommando, at jeg har vært involvert i hemmelige tokt mot Al-Quaida, og jeg har over 300 bekreftede offere. Jeg er trent i gorilla-krigforing og er den beste skarpskytteren i hele Norges forsvar. Du er ingenting for meg, bare et nytt mål. Jeg skal utslette deg til helvete vekk med en presisjon som aldri for har blitt sett på denne Jord, sann mine ord. Du tror du kan slippe unna med å si slikt via internett? Tenk om igjen, jævel. Akkurat nå samler jeg mitt hemmelige nettverk av spioner i Norge, og din IP-adresse blir sporet opp, så gjor deg klar til stormen, larve. Stormen som blåser vekk det patetiske dritten du kaller et liv. Du er dod, unggutt. Jeg kan være hvor som helst, når som helst, og jeg kan drepe deg på 700 forskjellige måter, og det med bare hendene. Ikke bare er jeg godt trent i ubevæpnet strid, men jeg har tilgjengelighet til hele arsenalet til den Kongelige Norske Marine og jeg kommer til å bruke det effektivt for å fjerne deg ditt miserable rævhol fra overflaten av kontinentet, din lille dritt. Hvis du bare kunne visst hva slags tilbakeslag din lille "smarte" kommentar kommer til å bringe med seg , kanskje du hadde holdt kjeft. Men det kunne du ikke, og det gjorde du ikke, og nå er det du som skal betale, jævla idiot. Jeg kommer til å drite mitt raseri over deg, og du vil drukne i det.
Du er faen meg dod, ungpjokk.
>>57442710
Piss off. I didn't give anyone anything. It's not my fault if someone reads a comment you made on my profile.
>>57445054
Oh, aww, thank you! Here's an old vocaroo of me singing creep, since I'm in class.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0evrF9YVPjZ
>>57444590
Yeah I kinda assumed from being on it a few minutes.
bump pls don't die
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RO7f8nX40a
dont die!!!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1X62v3PVoXI
all hail techno viking!! MDMAMDMAMDMA
>>57441470
(You)
